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Will Dockery the stupidest pizza kook ever?

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Peter J Ross

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Feb 18, 2004, 5:18:07 PM2/18/04
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 14:36:08 -0500, A. Cain wrote:

> "Will Dockery" <irony...@knology.net> wrote in message
> news:4032630b$1...@news2.knology.net...
>> I have to delete "alt.idiot.will-dockery" because it won't even post.
>
> A statement like that only proves the necessity of the newsgroup, Will.

I can't find it either on my server or at isc.org, but don't despair.

| Message-ID: <e05fb15476c89694...@news.teranews.com>
| Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 22:01:09 GMT
| From: Peter J Ross <gadfly@meow.***>
| Subject: cmsg newgroup alt.idiot.will-dockery
| Control: newgroup alt.idiot.will-dockery
| Approved: gadfly@meow.***
| Newsgroups: alt.config,alt.idiot.will-dockery
|
| For your newsgroups file:
| alt.idiot.will-dockery For discussion of the pathetic pizzakook.
|
| Charter:
| This is a newsgroup for discussion of pizzaboi and self-proclaimed
| poet/songwriter Will Dockery, also known to himself as "Ironywaves"
| and to everybody else as "Dorkery", "Dickory Dock", "that stupid
| spammer from APDD", etc. etc.
|
| Spam will not be tolerated, especially when posted by pizzabois.
| Binaries, especially pictures of Will Dockery (which might easily
| break Usenet), are not acceptable. Binaries of Will Dockery's "songs"
| are likewise discouraged, and should be posted only to newsgroups for
| profoundly deaf people, in order to avoid aural bleeding. Trolling is
| permitted only if done competently and amusingly (which rules Will
| Dockery and his fellow pizzabois out).
|
| Justification:
| A search of Google Groups for the phrase "Will Dockery" during the
| period 19 Nov 2004 to 18 Feb 2004 shows that he has proved himself to
| be an idiot at least 20 times a day on average.
|
| Rationale:
| Fluffy, ruler of Usenet, has told me that he approves of this group.

Will that do?
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PJR :-)

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Will Dockery

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Feb 18, 2004, 11:27:28 PM2/18/04
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Peter J Ross <gad...@NOSPAMmeow.org> wrote in message news:<c10oat.3...@nntp.petitmorte.net>...

Will it?

Peter J Ross

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Feb 19, 2004, 12:59:31 AM2/19/04
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> W<SMACK>

Nobody asked you, idiot.

yyyiii...@yahoo.com

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Feb 19, 2004, 3:43:52 AM2/19/04
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"Peter J Ross" <gad...@NOSPAMmeow.org> wrote in message
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you should know, peter jay. i've seen newsgroups in your roonie names. does
it hurt?

yyyiii...@yahoo.com

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Feb 20, 2004, 12:15:25 AM2/20/04
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"Robert Buchanan" <?????????@?????????.???> wrote in message
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> alt.usenet.kooks, allow me to present the incomparable !
> It hurts me to know that somebody actually thinks "ross-a-roonie" is
funny.

I am laughing so hard it hurts my lung.

>
> --
> Robert Buchanan
> http://home.ripway.com/2004-1/55797/
>
> "Freshly blowsthe wind homewards...my Irish child, where are you
dwelling?"
> -Richard Wagner, "Tristan und Isolde"
>
> Scott "Chaney the Second" Gilbert in a rare moment of honesty:
> "Was Wagner a Nazi? I am about as neophyte about classical as possible."
>
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=<fGVXa.16669$C77...@fe04.atl2.webusen
> et.com>


Peter J Ross

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Feb 20, 2004, 4:30:30 PM2/20/04
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On 19 Feb 2004 19:40:18 GMT, Robert Buchanan wrote:

> alt.usenet.kooks, allow me to present the incomparable !
>
>>

> It hurts me to know that somebody actually thinks "ross-a-roonie"
> is funny.

Biffie's newgroups *are* funny, in the way that the posts of Bartlo,
chuckles and yyyiiinnnggg are funny. If clueless attempts to be clever
weren't funny, why would we be here?

yyyiii...@yahoo.com

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Feb 21, 2004, 12:12:43 AM2/21/04
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"Peter J Ross" <gad...@NOSPAMmeow.org> wrote in message
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only you successeded in being truly funny. everybody else is just another
wannabe.

Peter J Ross

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Feb 21, 2004, 12:32:33 AM2/21/04
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Classic invective, as expected from someone who lacks a logical
argument.

> everybody else is just another wannabe.

Illogical.

>> --
>> PJR :-)
>>
>> (Remove NOSPAM to reply)

Note: no response.

yyyiii...@yahoo.com

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Feb 21, 2004, 1:05:22 AM2/21/04
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"Peter J Ross" <gad...@NOSPAMmeow.org> wrote in message
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string number one

>
> > everybody else is just another wannabe.
>
> Illogical.

string number nine

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Feb 21, 2004, 12:56:22 PM2/21/04
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Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 21 Feb 2004 05:32:33 +0000, Peter J Ross
posted:

Maked a badder sentence then ying is leally funny!

I have successeded in that long time ago!!!!!

>>> --
>>> PJR :-)
>>>
>>> (Remove NOSPAM to reply)
>
> Note: no response.

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yyyiii...@yahoo.com

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Feb 21, 2004, 3:17:16 PM2/21/04
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"Dr. Flonkenstein" <gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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that's your natural talent, pakisack.

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