Re: Ping/smackdown on FRED!

[Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK]

In article
<9149703.2138.1326892103342.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@yqgi18>,
Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettg...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Looks like fred/gary got 404'd by yours truly. Remove all references to me
> from the site and I will tell lycos to reactivate the site otherwise you just
> got SMACKED DOWN!

Do you see that, Hall? Do you see that? Your pathetic site is no match
for the wrath of the Pissbum Pantload. We've taken back City Limits.
We've taken back House of Joe. And now, with the aid of the Grand
Wizard, Emmett Gulley is taking over Angelfire. Where are you going to
go next? There is no Geocities, there is no Google Sites, there is
noplace where you can escape the Pissbum Powerhouse. Tremble in fear,
AUK. Then bow before you new rightful owner.

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

--
Rusty Tavek
Grand Wizard of AUK

[Fred Hall]

"Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK" <aukvote...@safe-mail.net> wrote
in news:aukvotewrangler-94...@nntp.aioe.org:

Let's not forget how he got Caputo to nuke my Altopia account.

<snicker>

[Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK]

In article <Xns9FDE6011E7...@208.90.168.18>,

In keeping with the rules of good sportsmanship, I would like to
nominate Fred Hall's "I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" for the February
2012 HL&S award. It's a rare hook that can catch the Grand Wizard of
AUK, but Fred rose to the occasion and proved himself a true master
baiter. If the purpose of AUK is to bring our readers the finest in
Usenet entertainment, then we need to recognize our quality trolls.

Can I get a second?

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

[Mark Morgan]

Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns9FDE6011E7254rustytavek@
208.90.168.18:

> Let's not forget how he got Caputo to nuke my Altopia account.
>
> <snicker>
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The fact that you spend $6 a month for that shit is SMACKDOWN enuff!

[Emmett BADASS Gulley]

On Jan 18, 10:28 am, Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK" <aukvotewrang...@safe-mail.net> wrote
> innews:aukvotewrangler-94...@nntp.aioe.org:
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> > In article
> > <9149703.2138.1326892103342.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@yqgi18>,

> >  Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettgulle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Looks like fred/gary got 404'd by yours truly. Remove all references
> >> to me from the site and I will tell lycos to reactivate the site
> >> otherwise you just got SMACKED DOWN!
>
> > Do you see that, Hall? Do you see that? Your pathetic site is no match
> > for the wrath of the Pissbum Pantload. We've taken back City Limits.
> > We've taken back House of Joe. And now, with the aid of the Grand
> > Wizard, Emmett Gulley is taking over Angelfire. Where are you going to
> > go next? There is no Geocities, there is no Google Sites, there is
> > noplace where you can escape the Pissbum Powerhouse. Tremble in fear,
> > AUK. Then bow before you new rightful owner.
>
> > The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
>
> Let's not forget how he got Caputo to nuke my Altopia account.
>
> <snicker>

hey fred, where is the URL for my pictures?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SMACKDOWN!!!!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Mark Morgan" <mo...@nospam4me.invalid> wrote in message
news:jf6sn3$hgc$1...@dont-email.me...

Eternal September! Bwahhahahahahhahahahahhaha! That is the biggest joke
of a Nazi-run free news server ever! Boy, do you EVER have some LOW
standards. . .

--
Sir Gregory

[Sweetness]

"Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK" <aukvote...@safe-mail.net> wrote in

message news:aukvotewrangler-93...@nntp.aioe.org...

Hmm. Shouldn't a *lot* more work and time go into getting a HL&S ?

[Mark Morgan]

" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote in
news:5b3mqc....@news.alt.net:

How is $6/month better than free? A fool and his money are soon parted, if
I wanted to pay an NSP I'd spend the 6 bucks on a non expiring block
account. DUH!

[Sergeant Preston]

On Jan 18, 9:50 am, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
<aukvotewrang...@safe-mail.net> wrote:
> In article <Xns9FDE6011E7254rustyta...@208.90.168.18>,
>  Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK" <aukvotewrang...@safe-mail.net> wrote
> > innews:aukvotewrangler-94...@nntp.aioe.org:
>
> > > In article
> > > <9149703.2138.1326892103342.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@yqgi18>,

I "second" that !!
--
Honest John

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Mark Morgan" <mo...@nospam4me.invalid> wrote in message

news:jf72bq$k8j$1...@dont-email.me...

> How is $6/month better than free? A fool and his money are soon
> parted, if
> I wanted to pay an NSP I'd spend the 6 bucks on a non expiring block
> account. DUH!

It's a matter of supporting free speech. Altopia is run by somebody who
supports free speech rights. Eternal September censors, filters and
otherwise abuses everybody's free speech rights.

--
Sir Gregory

[Mark Morgan]

" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> wrote in

news:5b3ol0....@news.alt.net:

I'll have to take your word for that one, I can't recall ES censoring me
but I'm not on text usenet near as much as some people are.

Seriously though, one could buy a $6 block and have almost endless text
usenet, as long as they stayed inside the aup (grab a few tunes too) if
they chose to pay. I like free better.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Albätross <mäil.tö.älbätross@gmäil.cöm> wrote in
news:c91eh718oh0efl7ub...@4ax.com:

> Hey emmy I see you are mooching the HOJ early today. So how did your
> restraining orders go?

I'm poasting from jail!

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[Sergeant Preston]

On Jan 18, 3:50 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> Albätross <mäil.tö.älbätross@gmäil.cöm> wrote innews:c91eh718oh0efl7ub...@4ax.com:

> Cujo -  The Official Rump Roast of the Black Jack county jail.

No wonder the other prisoners have big smiles on their faces !!!!

Play "Hard to Get" Mr. RLK !!
--
Your Pal,
HJ

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Mark Morgan" <mo...@nospam4me.invalid> wrote in message

news:jf7eeu$v5d$1...@dont-email.me...

I have one of those from Octanews. Have used it for years and it's only
about a tenth gone.

--
Sir Gregory

[bit rot]

This just in from Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK

hell yea seconded. since not ONE of your 6 or 7 other fellow-torlled on my
list has had the nutsack to suck it up.

--
Voices that define the USENET: In article <jbp0pp$p5a$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
"Respondant" <no...@none.invalid> wrote: So nanny-nanny-foo-foo

[pandora]

On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:12:43 -0500, Albätross wrote:

> Me too! Pass me some of that cornbread

Okay, so who took the harmonica?

> --
> Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to
> it....
>
> --
>
> emma admits that everyone hated him:
>
> Message-ID: <1ar3psk0lbre92ffq...@4ax.com> "albatross, you
> seem to hate me like all the others did back then."
>
> Emmett Earl Gulley Jr. threatens to kill me:
>
> Message-ID:
> <34a57a9a-c5e0-40c3...@l7g2000vbz.googlegroups.com> "I
> would go after albatross whether he had a gun or not, that's how much he
> has pissed me off."
>
> Message-ID: <e6bea84e.02100...@posting.google.com> "You need
> to shut the fuck up or i will kill you when i track you down to put you
> in jail."
>
> Message-ID:
> <0d403fe5-7ef0-4b95...@dp9g2000vbb.googlegroups.com> "i
> think you need to shut the fuck up before i kick your damn ass."

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote in
news:BsudnY1SGNZ9z4rS...@scnresearch.com:

I gots me a job in de prison liberry!

[pandora]

Do you have a nice murder mystery I could borrow?

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 22:47:01 +0000 (UTC),
auto-ge...@privacy.invalid (bit rot) wrote in
<jf7i55$jc6$3...@dont-email.me>:

Nomination and second recorded.
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http://k00kpedia.Net. (Coming soon!)

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote in
news:BsudnYpSGNb0xorS...@scnresearch.com:

Let me see if there's a dwarf pissbum in the prison shower first!

On second thought, that wouldn't be much of a mystery, it'd be more like
a conga line of volunteers.

[Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK]

In article <jf7i55$jc6$3...@dont-email.me>,

It wasn't up there with the Usenet Police or
alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus, but in these lean times we take what we can
get. The execution was solid and the delivery flawless.

Now, if Burnore's Databasix shutdown is all part of an extended gag,
THAT would be a troll worthy of the HL&S. In fact, if Gary is making
this up, I recommend renaming the award in his honor as the Burnore
HL&S.

[pandora]

Indeed. That wouldn't be very mysterious at all.
Of course, Christie did do a good job of that in "Murder on the Orient
Express."

[Sweetness]

"Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK" <aukvote...@safe-mail.net> wrote in

message news:aukvotewrangler-D1...@nntp.aioe.org...

Seconds said recomendation.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:29:02 -0500, "Sweetness"
<sweetchi...@yahoo.ca> wrote in
<4f1775ee$0$18736$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com>:

The fact is that considering Alien Allen's obsession with all things
Burnore, perhaps Alien would be an appropriate candidate for the Bob
Allisat HL&S. This is not to say that Teh Wiz and Sweetness's
suggestion that the Pierre Salinger be renamed the Gary Burnore HL&S
is a bad idea. Fluffy, The Cabal (tinc), and I will consider this
motion.

[bit rot]

This just in from Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
>In article <jf7i55$jc6$3...@dont-email.me>,
> auto-ge...@privacy.invalid (bit rot) wrote:
>
>> This just in from Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
>> >In article <Xns9FDE6011E7...@208.90.168.18>,
>> > Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> >> Let's not forget how he got Caputo to nuke my Altopia account.
>> >>
>> >> <snicker>
>> >
>> >In keeping with the rules of good sportsmanship, I would like to
>> >nominate Fred Hall's "I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" for the February
>> >2012 HL&S award. It's a rare hook that can catch the Grand Wizard of
>> >AUK, but Fred rose to the occasion and proved himself a true master
>> >baiter. If the purpose of AUK is to bring our readers the finest in
>> >Usenet entertainment, then we need to recognize our quality trolls.
>> >
>> >Can I get a second?
>>
>>
>> hell yea seconded. since not ONE of your 6 or 7 other fellow-torlled on my
>> list has had the nutsack to suck it up.
>
>It wasn't up there with the Usenet Police or
>alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus,

holy sheeot I'd forgotten all about that one.... the _rage_

>Grand Wizard of AUK

[ala]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
news:BsudnYVSGNaI-YrS...@scnresearch.com...

> Indeed. That wouldn't be very mysterious at all.
> Of course, Christie did do a good job of that in "Murder on the Orient
> Express."
>

I remember her well. I liked her very much and learned a lot
from her as well. I'm real sorry to hear this. Please pass my condolences
on, and thanks for the notice.