mikey cook is going down...
Chuck Lysaght
more than a few people who you have pissed off besides me, and there
is no telling what they may do to you. legally, or otherwise. there
are lawsuits pending against you. you're in a lot of fucking trouble
and you don't even know it, and you're too fucking stupid to do
anything about it. if you do send any more e-mail to my employer,
they'll consider it harassment, and contact law enforcement. they
don't care about you mikey. they have better things to do than to read
your pathetic pleas for attention about how anyone conducts themselves
in a poetry newsgroup, you stupid motherfucker. no one down here
believes your lies, or cares about your cowardly antics. grow up, you
stupid fucking pussy.
you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare just to
grab the attention of a few people in a poetry newsgroup who don't
give a shit about you, or me. do you realize if you were to make
someone lose their job over their behavior on usenet, (which is very
remote, but let's just say that for sake of argument,) that person
might want a little payback, mikey. they might show up at your door.
kick it in. kill you, your wife, and daughter. it's happened before to
people like you who harass people online. are you willing to risk that
over a fucking immature website with pictures of men engaged in
homosexual acts?
you're a fucking liar, and a sniveling coward. your time will come
cook, and when it does, you might lose it all.
keep it up, pussy. you already have a few people pissed off at you,
and there is no telling what they might do to you. they all know your
name, your wife's name, your daughter's name, where you live, where
you work, and even know a few of your neighbors.
most normal people would cease and desist, but not you. oh no, this is
real important to you.
you need to know the line between usenet performance art, and real
life. if you cross that line, you might get hurt.
don't fuck with my life, cook. leave me alone.
Peter J Ross
I'm looking forward to reading the HTML copy of this fine collection
of real-life threats at <http://www.net-kooks.org/>. I don't think
I've encountered a stalking kook who was delusional enough to threaten
people's *neighbours* before. What a pathetic little wannabe
cyber-terrorist you are.
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Aratzio
got double secret probation because:
The guys in AMWP think the people poasting in poetry groups are *old
biddies*. Now could a bunch of *old biddies* make some k0ok froth and
spew like that? That is some serious k0ok froth.
'Ratz
(NZJC nqqrq whfg sbe sha)
Peter J Ross
Chucknozzle has tried posting to AMWP and AFN in the past in the hope
of getting some assistance with his racist trolls. The posters there
seemed delighted to let him know that he's a FAGORT.
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>
>
>
> The guys in AMWP think the people poasting in poetry groups are *old
> biddies*. Now could a bunch of *old biddies* make some k0ok froth and
> spew like that? That is some serious k0ok froth.
>
Imagine the usenet equivalent of a self-basting
turkey.
Citizen_Cain
"Chuck Lysaght" <chuckl...@mail.com> wrote in message
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Punctuation...learn it...use it...it can be your friend...
j r sherman
remember, chuckles, usenet has no effect on you.
heh...
In article <82cbb3ea.04083...@posting.google.com>, Chuck Lysaght
says...
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Chuck Lysaght
More lies, Ross? Nobody's neighbors were threatened, they were just
made aware of Michael Cook's criminal behavior.
Your slanderous websites below with dead links galore are an example
of your obsessive nature. Usenet is a vital part of your life. Quite
sad.
Get a life Ross. Go outside, and go for a walk. Clear your head.
heh...
http://chucklysaght.envy.nu/MyDailyRant.html
Peter J Ross
Just a suggestion, chuckles: if you're going to deny something, snip
the quoted text in which you said the thing that you're denying.
> Your slanderous websites below
Sue me, paedophile.
> with dead links galore
Feel free to point out one dead link, chucknozzle. Dead links in the
FAQs for your fellow-paedophile Bullis, your fellow-plagiarist
Wollmann or your fellow-stalker Jesness shouldn't really count, since
I don't maintain them, but I'll be generous. One dead link anywhere at
insurgent.org will do to support your claim.
> are an example of your obsessive nature.
And then there's all the threads I start about j r sherman. Oh wait...
> Usenet is a vital part of your life. Quite sad.
It's almost the best fun one can have sitting down. It's a pity it
isn't like that for you.
> Get a life Ross. Go outside, and go for a walk. Clear your head.
> heh...
But what if it's raining? Brave crackerheroes like you don't go out in
the rain (because they're scared that their diamond earrings might
rust), so why should I?
<crass porn link snipped>
ggamble
wrote:
>you fucked up coward. and now you're going to have to pay. there are
>more than a few people who you have pissed off besides me, and there
>is no telling what they may do to you. legally, or otherwise. there
>are lawsuits pending against you. you're in a lot of fucking trouble
>and you don't even know it, and you're too fucking stupid to do
>anything about it. if you do send any more e-mail to my employer,
>they'll consider it harassment, and contact law enforcement. they
>don't care about you mikey. they have better things to do than to read
>your pathetic pleas for attention about how anyone conducts themselves
>in a poetry newsgroup, you stupid motherfucker. no one down here
>believes your lies, or cares about your cowardly antics. grow up, you
>stupid fucking pussy.
Translation: chuckles is really upset because someone at work asked
him why he posts such freakshow pedo-wannabe death threat psychotripe
on the internet.
>you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare just to
>grab the attention of a few people in a poetry newsgroup who don't
>give a shit about you, or me. do you realize if you were to make
>someone lose their job over their behavior on usenet, (which is very
>remote, but let's just say that for sake of argument,) that person
>might want a little payback, mikey. they might show up at your door.
>kick it in. kill you, your wife, and daughter. it's happened before to
>people like you who harass people online. are you willing to risk that
>over a fucking immature website with pictures of men engaged in
>homosexual acts?
Translation: Someone at work asked chuckles why he posts such
freakshow pedo-wannabe death threat psychotripe on the internet, and
chuckles is really upset about it.
>you're a fucking liar, and a sniveling coward. your time will come
>cook, and when it does, you might lose it all.
>
>keep it up, pussy. you already have a few people pissed off at you,
>and there is no telling what they might do to you. they all know your
>name, your wife's name, your daughter's name, where you live, where
>you work, and even know a few of your neighbors.
>
>most normal people would cease and desist, but not you. oh no, this is
>real important to you.
>you need to know the line between usenet performance art, and real
>life. if you cross that line, you might get hurt.
>
>don't fuck with my life, cook. leave me alone.
Translation: chuckles is really freaking out because he might lose his
garbage picking, bike riding job because the people at work know that
he posts freakshow pedo-wannabe death threat psychotripe on the
internet.
and we all shine on
like the moon
and the stars
and the sun
Michael Cook
you did it again...
used your real name this time, how convenient.
guess what?
DisiLLusioneD
Eh ? If you are including me in that statement, would you care to
back it up with actual proof ?
Only mention of old biddies I recall was to do with the knitting
pattern ng.
Furthermore, as the OC was made in jest, it could hardly be used as a
statement of fact.
>Now could a bunch of *old biddies* make some k0ok froth and
>spew like that? That is some serious k0ok froth.
>
>'Ratz
>
>(AMWP added just for fun)
Its all fun, but seriously - you guys should lay off ole Chuck. Give
teh cunt a heart attack, you will. What fun that would be.
[D.L added cos Phil Kyle is FAGGED]
--
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DisiLLusioneD
All AFN regs are a bunch of daft cunters. Having said that, I always
thought Chuckie was an AFN reg. mheh.
DaveVH
Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:b0c7j0pap3uil745u...@4ax.com...
As everyone knows, Chuck Lysaght left a.a.p.c for good back in early 2000,
justifiably fed up with the failure of the regs to discuss poetry issues in
a serious way. Then he left forever in late 2001. The following year, he
increased output and left twice, and in 2003 (the "Great Leap Forward") he
disappeared permanently five times. Since then, somebody's been waging a
grossly unfair campaign of poetry-theft against him, taking his work and
posting it at a seemingly endless series of websites under fabricated names.
He deserves our respect, not the small-minded calumny he receives. Chuck's
a virtual pussy-warrior, clearing the cyber-streets of pussies armed only
with the voice of reason and a bicycle. Are you talking to him? You
talking to him? Well he doesn't see anybody else here.
Poets aren't old biddies, they're SNIVELLING COWARDS AND PUSSIES!!!!
P.S. Kudos for the kook froth.
Peter J Ross
He once left for ever for *three whole days*, and he regularly left
for ever for more than twelve hours at a time. Oddly enough, his even
longer absences weren't announced in advance, and he always had a
different provider when he returned from them. I wonder how that
happened?
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>
> Aratzio wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >
> > The guys in AMWP think the people poasting in poetry groups are *old
> > biddies*. Now could a bunch of *old biddies* make some k0ok froth and
> > spew like that? That is some serious k0ok froth.
> >
>
> Imagine the usenet equivalent of a self-basting
> turkey.
Saddam Hussein?
The chuckles would actually have to /have/ a round of 9mm or
something, wouldn't he?
Instead of just the Brownsauce?
>
> > 'Ratz
> >
> > (NZJC nqqrq whfg sbe sha)
> >
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very good, Gary!
i might have used "How Do You Sleep?"
but this is better!
love and kisses,
j r sherman
Daedalus
wrote:
LOL! Out with a bang. Bye Chucknozzle!
Jade
K. A. Cannon
<82cbb3ea.04083...@posting.google.com> in rec.arts.poems on
30 Aug 2004 13:31:08 -0700:
Gee Chuck...did you just make threats against someone's life?
tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Try not to let your mind wander...
It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Kookie Sheetz
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Someone or something has to be his friend, right?
Aratzio
<RiffRaff@hotmale_with_1969_before_the_at.com> transparently proposed:
Chuckles riding his garbage pickup vehicle (aka Bike of DOOOOOOOM!!!)
into a wall while having a heart attack due to stressing about Michael
Cook's web site.
Aratzio
transparently proposed:
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Dr. Flonkenstein
> you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare
A summary of all the things you never had, Chuckles.
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"Kookie Sheetz" <n...@likely.com> wrote in message
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Maybe pizza boy Rusty can fill the job!
Dr. Flonkenstein
Pointing out what an utter luser you are is a crime, Chucklets?
> Your slanderous websites below with dead links galore are an example
> of your obsessive nature. Usenet is a vital part of your life. Quite
> sad.
>
Learn to configure your brwoser, little fat old man!
> Get a life Ross. Go outside, and go for a walk. Clear your head.
> heh...
>
Why do you have to repeat things people tell you when they find you drunk
after another dumpster diving spree?
> http://chucklysaght.envy.nu/MyDailyRant.html
>>
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Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> writes
>you fucked up coward. and now you're going to have to pay.
This is about the hundredth time you've posted this threat. It's the
longest "easy-payment" scheme I've ever witnessed.
> there are
>more than a few people who you have pissed off besides me, and there
>is no telling what they may do to you. legally, or otherwise
If they're like you I suspect they have little money and less guts so
the risk of legal or physical retribution is negligible.
>. there
>are lawsuits pending against you. you're in a lot of fucking trouble
>and you don't even know it,
Understandable if he doesn't notice - it's the same "Hell" you've been
promising for 6 months.
>and you're too fucking stupid to do
>anything about it. if you do send any more e-mail to my employer,
>they'll consider it harassment, and contact law enforcement. they
>don't care about you mikey. they have better things to do than to read
>your pathetic pleas for attention about how anyone conducts themselves
>in a poetry newsgroup, you stupid motherfucker. no one down here
>believes your lies, or cares about your cowardly antics. grow up, you
>stupid fucking pussy.
Worthy of one of your alcohol-drenched weekend meltdowns - did you save
a couple of bottles for Monday?
>
>you'd risk your home, your life,
His life is at risk? Just what are you threatening, dear Baptist? Do
be more explicit (jryy, ur zvtug or qhzo rabhtu - vg'f jbegu n gel).
> and your family's welfare just to
>grab the attention of a few people in a poetry newsgroup who don't
>give a shit about you, or me. do you realize if you were to make
>someone lose their job over their behavior on usenet, (which is very
>remote, but let's just say that for sake of argument,) that person
>might want a little payback, mikey. they might show up at your door.
>kick it in. kill you, your wife, and daughter. it's happened before to
>people like you who harass people online.
Only if the people are psychopaths. Are you saying you have a problem
in this area?
> are you willing to risk that
>over a fucking immature website with pictures of men engaged in
>homosexual acts?
>
>you're a fucking liar, and a sniveling coward. your time will come
>cook, and when it does, you might lose it all.
But when? His time was coming in April, May, June, July, August. Far
be it from me to offer you career advice, old son, but your reactions
are a tad slow for the "fighter/killer" game.
>
>keep it up, pussy.
I've a feeling he's going to.
> you already have a few people pissed off at you,
>and there is no telling what they might do to you.
About two at the last count and both impotent.
> they all know your
>name, your wife's name, your daughter's name, where you live, where
>you work, and even know a few of your neighbors.
>
>most normal people would cease and desist, but not you. oh no, this is
>real important to you.
>
>you need to know the line between usenet performance art, and real
>life. if you cross that line, you might get hurt.
>
>don't fuck with my life, cook. leave me alone.
Would a "please" have killed you?
Bless you Charles - you are a moron to treasure.
Rob
--
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When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
Chuck Lysaght
> On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 12:13:20 +0000, Daedalus wrote:
>
> > you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare
>
> A summary of all the things you never had, Chuckles.
On the contrary, Doctor Kookenstein, I have all three.
Michael Cook
message news:<pan.2004.08.31....@NOSPAMhotmail.com>...
> > On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 12:13:20 +0000, Daedalus wrote:
> >
> > > you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare
> >
> > A summary of all the things you never had, Chuckles.
>
> On the contrary, Doctor Kookenstein, I have all three.
the last hurricane you left them in didn't kill them
maybe you will have better luck this time.
then YOU get all the money
Chuck Lysaght
Make sure you have a good life insurance policy Mikey, because you
never know, you might have an accident. Soon. You piece of shit
coward.
Barbara's Cat
Chuck Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> said:
> you fucked up coward. and now you're going to have to pay. there are
> more than a few people who you have pissed off besides me, and there
> is no telling what they may do to you. legally, or otherwise. there
> are lawsuits pending against you. you're in a lot of fucking trouble
> and you don't even know it, and you're too fucking stupid to do
> anything about it. if you do send any more e-mail to my employer,
> they'll consider it harassment, and contact law enforcement. they
> don't care about you mikey. they have better things to do than to read
> your pathetic pleas for attention about how anyone conducts themselves
> in a poetry newsgroup, you stupid motherfucker. no one down here
> believes your lies, or cares about your cowardly antics. grow up, you
> stupid fucking pussy.
>
> you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare just to
> grab the attention of a few people in a poetry newsgroup who don't
> give a shit about you, or me. do you realize if you were to make
> someone lose their job over their behavior on usenet, (which is very
> remote, but let's just say that for sake of argument,) that person
> might want a little payback, mikey. they might show up at your door.
> kick it in. kill you, your wife, and daughter. it's happened before to
> people like you who harass people online. are you willing to risk that
> over a fucking immature website with pictures of men engaged in
> homosexual acts?
>
> you're a fucking liar, and a sniveling coward. your time will come
> cook, and when it does, you might lose it all.
>
> keep it up, pussy. you already have a few people pissed off at you,
> and there is no telling what they might do to you. they all know your
> name, your wife's name, your daughter's name, where you live, where
> you work, and even know a few of your neighbors.
>
> most normal people would cease and desist, but not you. oh no, this is
> real important to you.
>
> you need to know the line between usenet performance art, and real
> life. if you cross that line, you might get hurt.
>
> don't fuck with my life, cook. leave me alone.
Only one word truly describes you, Chuck-Shit: PSYCHO!
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
Chuck Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> said:
Now playing at a USENET Theater near you:
"Hell's Coming! XXI - The Wrath of No-Balls Chuckie"
Rated PG13 (Pedo Garbage, so no kiddies under 13 years old, okay?)
--
Cm~
Daedalus
wrote:
"Mildly suspenseful, but ultimately forgettable" - Roger Ebert.
Daedalus
wrote:
>"Michael Cook" <mic...@NOSPAMnet-kooks.org> wrote in message news:<2plce4F...@uni-berlin.de>...
Bye Chuck! Enjoy prison!
Jade
ggamble
wrote:
>. do you realize if you were to make
>someone lose their job over their behavior on usenet, (which is very
>remote, but let's just say that for sake of argument,) that person
>might want a little payback, mikey. they might show up at your door.
>kick it in. kill you, your wife, and daughter. it's happened before to
>people like you who harass people online.
9-2-04 -
Thursday
0800
TV: WJXT TV-4
The Morning Show
Good morning. I am sad to announce that I am no longer employed with
Downtown Vision Inc. I'll miss working on the streets of downtown
Jacksonville trying to keep things clean and safe for the people who
work, play, live, and visit downtown.
I'll especially miss working with Liz, but we'll be seeing each other
anyway. And we agreed to pray for each other every day.
My decision to leave was based on the poor management and supervision
of the Downtown Ambassador program from the Ambassador Manager right
up to the new Director of Operations, and the inability of the company
to promote within.
Rob Evans
Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> writes
September, October, November, December.
Moron.
Chuck Lysaght
I was wondering when you'd have another obsessive fit. heh. Dumbass.
Chuck Lysaght
Dr. Flonkenstein
Do you really think you can make death threats and get away with it,
Chuckles.
Aratzio
got double secret probation because:
>Daedalus <ja...@net-kooks.org> wrote in message news:<dh1ej0lo2i8i0bsu2...@4ax.com>...
Sorry, ChuckPie, Jade is REAL and an adult. Which does not fit your
profile for sexual partners.
Barbara's Cat
Chuck Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> said:
Looking for love in rec.arts.poems and alt.usenet.kooks, Chuckie?
You'd have better luck if you looked in alt.future.prison.wife.
Hell, you might even meet your ultimate "soul mate" there.
Or should that be "cell mate"?
BTW, FOAD, M.
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
> I was hoping you wouldn't notice I've lost another job, Mr Gamble.
I fixed your sentence, Chuckie.
Peter J Ross
Fuck off, Chuck.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> In message <82cbb3ea.04090...@posting.google.com>, Chuck
> Lysaght <chuckl...@mail.com> writes
> >"Michael Cook" <mic...@NOSPAMnet-kooks.org> wrote in message
> >news:<2plce4F...@uni-berlin.de>...
> >> "Chuck Lysaght" <chuckl...@mail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:82cbb3ea.04083...@posting.google.com...
> >> > "Dr. Flonkenstein" <gregoriy_...@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in
> >> message news:<pan.2004.08.31....@NOSPAMhotmail.com>...
> >> > > On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 12:13:20 +0000, Daedalus wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > > you'd risk your home, your life, and your family's welfare
> >> > >
> >> > > A summary of all the things you never had, Chuckles.
> >> >
> >> > On the contrary, Doctor Kookenstein, I have all three.
> >> "family's welfare"
> >> the last hurricane you left them in didn't kill them
> >> maybe you will have better luck this time.
> >> then YOU get all the money
> >
> >Make sure you have a good life insurance policy Mikey, because you
> >never know, you might have an accident. Soon.
Oh, it's a long, long, time, "maybe" to "December,"
And the ways grow few with a Buick fender.
When the autumn weather turns the psots to flame,
One hasn't got time for the waiting game.
Oh, the ways dwindle down to a precious few:
Your blender, your fender...
But these few precious ways I'll flame to you;
These golden ways I'll flame to you!
-- A. Long Weill
>
> September, October, November, December.
>
> Moron.
>
> Rob
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Yesterday, actually.
I tried on 29 socks, and they were all too stu... ah, /small/.
Daedalus
wrote:
That's what your cell mate, T-Bone is going to do to you, over and
over and over until he decides to sell you.
Jade
Russell B Waters
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in message
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Is everyone in Minnesota as stupid as you, Dennis?
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Dale Houstman is a close second. But at least Dale can write a complete sentence.
I Lurk Alone
Good evening. I had a great day at work. I love working at my new job.
The owner goes to my church, and one guy use to work with me two years
ago.