condom art for sale

[david rutkowski]

1. The famous Einstein photo, only with a condomed
tongue. 7x10 meters. Still has traces of the glue
which fastened it to the Berlin Wall. $1,200.

2. Hindenburg aflame photo replaced by a Trojan
Magnum, with the original handwritten comment by a
homeless wino, "Only a fool would mix sex and
hydrogen!" 2x3 feet. $750.

3. May Day parade at Red Square with Kruschev
waving to 3 marching regiments, goose stepping in
multi-colored jack-boot size condoms. 2.75 x 18
meters. $5,200.

4. One of Dali's last sketches, a condom buying a
drink for a Droopy watch in a bistro in a town
which appears to Condom, France. A tiny Dali can
be seen reflected in some loose change on the bar,
seemingly stabbing himself in the eyes with his
mustache. 3x3 feet. (best offer over $1,999)