Part 2:
Kill and maim I want to do,
the slaughterhouse will be mine too.
Vampire dreams I have had,
in those dreams I kill my dad.
Let me in,
it feels so right,
fear me not,
you I will not bite.
Vampiric culture, I know you.
The heritage I know is mine,
and blind me not I know it´s you.
All the power I will have,
I will use too treat them bad.
All that might,
it feels so right.
Peoples dreams and their affection,
will make them fear my reaction.
Too kill and maim is my dream,
so you must make me one of your team.
I beg of you on this lonely night,
hear me now and hear me right.
Be here now and be so cool,
I will not die until I meet you.
Listen now and listen good,
kill me now so I may be one of you.
Part 3:
If you take away my life,
you take away my pain,
and from that I have so much too gain.
Immortality I will have the pleasure of,
and then I can finish this foolish game.
Your puny life I will end,
but your soul I do not need,
and on your blood I shall feed.
So wild and free,
I can be.
Part 4:
Feel my might,
see this war,
when you get older,
you will see all that gore,
for in that war,
I will destroy you all.
Fear me not,
you will feel no pain,
when I sink my teeth,
into your vein.
It´s do or die,
for this I cry.
And more than ever,
I am willing too give it up,
but try I would never,
and if you don´t like this you "suck".
Part 5:
Oh my god I feel so blue,
and there is nothing about it that you can do.
Save my life you can neither.
By natures hands I wasn´t created,
so you my friend are out-dated.
Bow too me,
and you shall see,
the power I have,
too control your mind.
And then my friend,
you shall see the end.
The power of my mind is not complete,
and as far as hell from absolete.
Too control a mind I can again,
just give me a call and tell me when.
My love your neck wil be so close too mine,
as I drink from it all of it´s wonderful red wine.
You should know what I am talking about,
because you ain´t no girl scout.
Part 6:
Embrace my death I will,
where and when it will be.
After that I shall you kill,
for the gift you gave me.
An immortal predator I will be,
stalking my prey in the night.
Living this life for all eternity,
the honor of me you have not the sight.
You will be my next hunt,
you, yes you, will be my prey.
If I dare be so blunt,
there is nothing left for you too say.
Too you my dear I will not lie,
when by my hands your father will die.
By that time I will be dead,
nothing left too be said.
The End.
08/1998 Pétur Hinrik Herbertsson(that´s me)
--
The Dark Snake,
www.isholf.is/akast
why is all "vampire" poetry bad? i'm not taking about boring, or unimaginitive,
or even weak, i'm talking about really
i-swear-to-god-i-hope-they-don't-kill-all-their-classmates bad.
i will give anyone $1000 dollars if they go and kick Anne Rice's ass.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
> This is a very funny spoof of vampire poetry!
>
> lRt
Oh Lee you credit too much: is it in fact a spoof? or is this person
serious?
Scary thought,
Amanda
>
> In article <375f5...@news.isholf.is>, "The says...
> >
> >Part 1:
> >Vampiric culture I want in,
> >for I think it is my heritage.
> >My blood enchanted,
> >but not my soul.
> >Too fix me up,
> >you must do.
> >History repeats itself,
> >but end my my life I have not yet.
> >Don´t too me be mean,
> >for I am not your queen.
> >Vampires, yes you all,
> >hear my desperate call.
"When I am in any place, I disturb the silence of heaven and earth by my
breathing and the beating of my heart." Weil
have you ever wanted to be a vampire....not for the "kill all humans to
drink their blood" way, but for the all powerful..almost immortal kind of
way. Not to mention the sexy-ness of the way they move, talk and dress(and
their red lips)?????
If not, then just shut the fuck up....I am different and I do know that,
I扉e had to take enough shit from the people who live in this fucking
hell hole of a town.....so you don愒 have to show me or tell me that
I惴 weird or a bad poet, just because I want to be a nocturnal being!!!!
>On 9 Jun 1999, Lee Tracy wrote:
>
>> This is a very funny spoof of vampire poetry!
>>
>> lRt
>
>
>Oh Lee you credit too much: is it in fact a spoof? or is this person
>serious?
>
>Scary thought,
>Amanda
>
Check out the webpage...it's total teen angst, pseudogoth crap on an
internet stick.
I don't think it's a spoof. Parodies are funny. This is just kind of
meandering and pathetic.
Imagine the Pooch having a teenage kid addicted to Anne Rice and
Marilyn Manson.
Joy
Joy Yourcenar
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Mythologies http://ebb.ns.ca/myth
icon/graphy http://ebb.ns.ca/icon
BareIt's PrivateTears Picnic http://ebb.ns.ca/BareIts
Oh I scare you
in my woman's body;
nobody told you that passion could live
in such a rude cup.
--Daphne Brinkerhoff
Is there an emoticon for sarcasm? I should not have to use it with you people. I
guess Amanda does not pay enough attention, but Joy should know better.
Of course the piece is serious. That is why I said it was a good spoof. It was
supposed to confuse the poster and make them all confused, not knowing what to
think. Saying how sucky it was directly would have been tacky. But now the jig
is up.
lRt
> This is a very funny spoof of vampire poetry!
>
> lRt
Oh Lee you credit too much: is it in fact a spoof? or is this person
serious?
Scary thought,
Amanda
*****of course it's a spoof. Lee has read enough poetry, I'm
sure, to know when someone is serious. I read the piece
and am myself convinced, the author cannot possibly want
us to read it any other way...
heh.
Renay
*****oh geez. 's times like this I'm sorta vlad, er, glad
my kid only wants to smoke a little pot and have sex.
Renay
*****p.s. if you're still of an age to be calling yourself The Dark Snake
and wanting to be an immortal nocturnal being, I doubt you're of an
age to be telling anyone to shut the fuck up. go to your room.
toughly loving you in an unconditional way while I bake some cookies,
Renay
There is a good poem to be written about this, but you have not done it yet. It
could be a neat piece.
>
>If not, then just shut the fuck up....I am different and I do know that,
no, you are not that different. Sorry. One of the reasons we give you crap,
really, is that we remember when we were younger and it all seemed so serious
and dark, like you do now. At least, that is my reaction. Part of the reason I
go ICK! at your poem is that I used to write that way when I was in high school.
It is still painful to think about.
>I´ve had to take enough shit from the people who live in this fucking
>hell hole of a town.....so you don´t have to show me or tell me that
>I´m weird or a bad poet, just because I want to be a nocturnal being!!!!
>
Get a job as a janitor. Most janitors are nocturnal. It does not require cool
clothes, though.
i am already all of those things, so why would i need to be a vampire? and since
you've never seen a vampire, how the hell do you know they walk?
and the Russian girl who works in our office moves, talks and dresses sexy, AND
with red ruby lips no less, like it's nobody's business, and she's not a
vampire.
at least not in the classical sense. heh.
>If not, then just shut the fuck up....I am different and I do know that,
>I扉e had to take enough shit from the people who live in this fucking
>hell hole of a town.....so you don愒 have to show me or tell me that
>I惴 weird or a bad poet, just because I want to be a nocturnal being!!!!
um, yeah, hey, you don't, by any chance own, like guns, and build stuff in a
garage that you're parents don't know anything about, do you? just checking.
>The Dark Snake,
had a dark snake in a bar outside of Salem, Oregon once. it was was every clear
and coke. not bad actually.
i was gonna bring this up. glad you did first... heh.
> Please answer me this question then,
>
> have you ever wanted to be a vampire....not for the "kill all humans to
> drink their blood" way, but for the all powerful..almost immortal kind of
> way. Not to mention the sexy-ness of the way they move, talk and dress(and
> their red lips)?????
>
> If not, then just shut the fuck up....I am different and I do know that,
> I扉e had to take enough shit from the people who live in this fucking
> hell hole of a town.....so you don愒 have to show me or tell me that
> I惴 weird or a bad poet, just because I want to be a nocturnal being!!!!
Fuck off! You are not weird or a bad poet because you want to be a
vampire...you are just a bad poet.
And what town there lestat? If you hadn't noticed this is a ng...not your
smallminded midwestern shanty town, so be specific. Your poem
sucks...regardless of who or what you want to be. Best of luck there with
the undead thing. I'll root for you, and if you make it there is a certain
exboyfriend who might be tasty eatins, email me for directions to his
locale.
I'd actually have more respect for you if you were the feed off the
useless kinda wannabe. I'm all for devouring the stupid. I figure this:
lotsa people in the world, many of them are just taking up valuable space,
breathing oxygen that others might be able to use, just generally have no
redeeming value...I say hey free food source! They might as fucking well
be good for something.
being a vamp does not make you a poet - if you get there, take a couple
hundred years to work on your writing!
Best of luck (hang out under train trellaces),
Amanda
>
> --
> The Dark Snake,
> www.isholf.is/akast
>
>
>
>
> In article <3760333e....@news.mtt.net>, j...@hfx.andara.com says...
> >
> >On Thu, 10 Jun 1999 18:29:08 GMT, Amanda Rachelle Warren
> ><aw31...@oak.cats.ohiou.edu> wrote:
> >
> >>On 9 Jun 1999, Lee Tracy wrote:
> >>
> >>> This is a very funny spoof of vampire poetry!
> >>>
> >>> lRt
> >>
> >>
> >>Oh Lee you credit too much: is it in fact a spoof? or is this person
> >>serious?
> >>
> >>Scary thought,
> >>Amanda
> >>
> >
> >
> >Check out the webpage...it's total teen angst, pseudogoth crap on an
> >internet stick.
> >
> >I don't think it's a spoof. Parodies are funny. This is just kind of
> >meandering and pathetic.
> >
> >Imagine the Pooch having a teenage kid addicted to Anne Rice and
> >Marilyn Manson.
> >
> >Joy
>
> Is there an emoticon for sarcasm? I should not have to use it with you people. I
> guess Amanda does not pay enough attention, but Joy should know better.
>
> Of course the piece is serious. That is why I said it was a good spoof. It was
> supposed to confuse the poster and make them all confused, not knowing what to
> think. Saying how sucky it was directly would have been tacky. But now the jig
> is up.
>
> lRt
I HAVE A.D.D. HA haaaaa! Maybe you could use that sarcasm emoticon...how
about ;) isn't that it?
I always just go with tacky,
Amanda
Amanda Rachelle Warren <aw31...@oak.cats.ohiou.edu> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.93.990610...@oak.cats.ohiou.edu>...
Didn't help "you-know-who" very much.
> Best of luck (hang out under train trellaces),
Amanda, you saw 'The Lost Boys' too? heh.
- b
"There's only one thing I never could stomach about this town: All the damn
vampires."
- Grandpa
Gues you're the one who needs the emoticon, Mr. Sarcasm. I was poking
fun at Amanda for needing the obvious explained to her.
Joy
neener neener
>
>The Dark Snake wrote in message <37606...@news.isholf.is>...
>:Please answer me this question then,
>:
>:have you ever wanted to be a vampire....not for the "kill all humans to
>:drink their blood" way, but for the all powerful..almost immortal kind of
>:way. Not to mention the sexy-ness of the way they move, talk and dress(and
>:their red lips)?????
>:
>:If not, then just shut the fuck up....I am different and I do know that,
>:I´ve had to take enough shit from the people who live in this fucking
>:hell hole of a town.....so you don´t have to show me or tell me that
>:I´m weird or a bad poet, just because I want to be a nocturnal being!!!!
>:
>:--
>:The Dark Snake,
>:www.isholf.is/akast
>
>
>*****p.s. if you're still of an age to be calling yourself The Dark Snake
>and wanting to be an immortal nocturnal being, I doubt you're of an
>age to be telling anyone to shut the fuck up. go to your room.
>
>toughly loving you in an unconditional way while I bake some cookies,
>
>Renay
>
Well, I got up at 6 am to make banana bread, Betty Crocker, so I get
to tell Dark Snot that he's NOT different. He's mundane and he's got
mundane teenage problems, which is precisely the hair across his
angsty ass. The good news is that he will grow out of the teen thing;
whether he grows out of the self-indulgent dreck poetry thing is
completely dependent on him and how hard he's willing to work.
Dark Snake,
Get back in your room and stay there until you're in your 20s and your
parents suddenly become much smarter than you think they are now.
Joy
i'd do it dark shadows, i've seen the woman kick Anne Rice's ass.
it wasn't pretty.
loves and kisses,
j r sherman
Ha ha ha...wait...hey now, quit poking...no no...more to the left, okay
then.
I will pay more attention,
Amanda -
Sarcasm, sarcasm,sarcasmsarcasmsarcasmsarcasmmmmmmmmm.
I would write it a hundred times but I would get bored.
>
>
> Joy Yourcenar
> Halifax, Nova Scotia
>
> Mythologies http://ebb.ns.ca/myth
> icon/graphy http://ebb.ns.ca/icon
> BareIt's PrivateTears Picnic http://ebb.ns.ca/BareIts
>
> Oh I scare you
> in my woman's body;
> nobody told you that passion could live
> in such a rude cup.
> --Daphne Brinkerhoff
>
>
:Sarcasm, sarcasm,sarcasmsarcasmsarcasmsarcasmmmmmmmmm.
:I would write it a hundred times but I would get bored.
*****ctrl-C, ctrl-V, ctrl-C, ctrl-V.
Renay
>> Gues you're the one who needs the emoticon, Mr. Sarcasm. I was poking
>> fun at Amanda for needing the obvious explained to her.
>>
>> Joy
>> neener neener
>
>Oh, shaddap.
>
>lRt
>
Mooooommm! Bettina! jr!
Lee told me to shaddup!
Joy
we are family
p
Okay.
>have you ever wanted to be a vampire....not for the "kill all humans to
>drink their blood" way, but for the all powerful..almost immortal kind of
>way. Not to mention the sexy-ness of the way they move, talk and dress(and
>their red lips)?????
Power! Yes. I relate. We must chat. I have a picture of myself with a snake,
this huge yellow boa constrictor, around my neck. I'm holding it's lovely neck
in my hand. The communion between me & the snake is incredible. One must
remain very calm at the center to allow a snake to encircle your neck.
Many men are scared off by this picture of me & the snake, but I have a feeling
you will not be. You will be drawn to my sensuous power, my abilities to remain
serene & palpably powerful. You, unlike so many men, will not be swayed by my
age (i'm mid-forties), my looks (amazonian & dark) or my power, yes, my power.
Dark snake! You are my soul.
Karla
*****god I want you right now.
;)
Renay
> :Power! Yes. I relate. We must chat. I have a picture of myself
with a snake,
> :this huge yellow boa constrictor, around my neck. I'm holding it's
lovely neck
> :in my hand. The communion between me & the snake is incredible.
One must
> :remain very calm at the center to allow a snake to encircle your
neck.
> :
> :Many men are scared off by this picture of me & the snake, but I
have a feeling
> :you will not be. You will be drawn to my sensuous power, my
abilities to remain
> :serene & palpably powerful. You, unlike so many men, will not be
swayed by my
> :age (i'm mid-forties), my looks (amazonian & dark) or my power, yes,
my power.
> :Dark snake! You are my soul.
> :
> :Karla
>
> *****god I want you right now.
>
> ;)
>
> Renay
screw valis, i want to have HER child.
heh.
i am not being sarcastic, i am never sarcastic.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
>
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Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
How many pictures are there of you with the snake? Just one with it around your
neck? Any other ones? This could be interesting. Amazonian and dark? I missed
this at the picnic. Can you send me the snake pictures? I will not tell.
lRt
I've got that pic. The snake is vivid yellow, pulsating with raw
muscular power. I could send it to you but you told me to shaddup..
Joy
tell me to shaddup, eh?
Well, sure, _everyone_ has _that_ picture. I am looking for the more interesting
ones: you know the type... snake around the nude Karla languorously draped on
the rocks, snake around the nude Karla lying seductively on the rocks in the
midddle of the stream, snake around the nude Karla propped awkwardly against a
tree, that artsy stuff.
Lee
Shaddap, already, shaddap.
>In article <37617f18...@news.mtt.net>, j...@hfx.andara.com says...
>>
>>On 11 Jun 1999 12:17:21 -0700, Lee Tracy <ltr...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>Many men are scared off by this picture of me & the snake, but I have a feeling
>>>>you will not be. You will be drawn to my sensuous power, my abilities to remain
>>>>serene & palpably powerful. You, unlike so many men, will not be swayed by my
>>>>age (i'm mid-forties), my looks (amazonian & dark) or my power, yes, my power.
>>>>Dark snake! You are my soul.
>>>>
>>>>Karla
>>>>
>>>
>>>How many pictures are there of you with the snake? Just one with it around your
>>>neck? Any other ones? This could be interesting. Amazonian and dark? I missed
>>>this at the picnic. Can you send me the snake pictures? I will not tell.
>>>
>>>lRt
>>>
>>
>>I've got that pic. The snake is vivid yellow, pulsating with raw
>>muscular power. I could send it to you but you told me to shaddup..
>>
>>Joy
>
>Well, sure, _everyone_ has _that_ picture. I am looking for the more interesting
>ones: you know the type... snake around the nude Karla languorously draped on
>the rocks, snake around the nude Karla lying seductively on the rocks in the
>midddle of the stream, snake around the nude Karla propped awkwardly against a
>tree, that artsy stuff.
>
>Lee
>
You should check out Eric's website then. Just take /myth off the url
in my signature.
Joy
Live from the House of Nudes
And last but not least, I work the night-shift at a shrimp-factory....so I
do sleep during the day, work from 00:40-9:00am....
Sooooooo, shut the fuck up if you don愒 know what the hell your talking
about :o)
It all makes sense now! Icelanders get special consideration here. Besides,
you are probably related to Bjork or something, and she is the best thing
ever.
I cannot get over how Iceland has had only around 600,000 people living
there, alltogether, EVER, and how that one company has all the country's
genetic code in a databank.
You poor thing.
lRt
> The Dark Snake,
> www.isholf.is/akast
>
>
how cute, i thought you were 12.
>so I can tell you shut the fuck up if I
>want to.
sure you can... 21 huh?
>Secondly, you have no fucking idea how it is for a lonely soul to
>live in a town filled with 600ppl....which isn愒 alot.
of course, there's not another soul in the world that lives in the middle of
nowhere.
>I did manage to find
>a girlfriend here though, but I do wish I was a immortal with powerful
>magical powers.
i know what you mean. i wanted to be immortal with magical powers after i read
Tolkien. but like i was 12.
when you're 21, ya stop thinking about having magical powers, and you start
planning on moving out of your two bit little town, ya know?
>And that is because it fasinates(I know it愀 a typo, I live
>in Iceland so give me a break on that one) me.
it's not your spelling that bothers me.
>I do like Marylin Manson too,
NO!
>but only his music....I don愒 dress like a vampire or something!!!(even
>though I do love the color black)
NO!
>And last but not least, I work the night-shift at a shrimp-factory....so I
>do sleep during the day, work from 00:40-9:00am....
yeah, but it's summer time in iceland, so like it's sunny all the time now,
right? so there goes your vampire desires, don't you think?
>Sooooooo, shut the fuck up if you don愒 know what the hell your talking
>about :o)
21 huh?
perhaps it's a cultural thing.
lRt
he lives in a town with 600 and shrimps for a living and wants to be a
vampire.... uh yeah, he and bjork are probably like THIS.
love and kisses,
j r sherman
p.s. she can't write lyrics either.
No. Ok. That is a sex thing, too, I admit. How about Suzanne Vega, Iris DeMent
and Lucinda Williams? Can you go with me on those? I mean, I still WANT them,
but they are really good songwriters as well.
lRt
david's back, rob's back, renay's kicking the shit out of newbies....
it's just like old times...
it brings a tear to my eye.
(sniff-sniff)
> because you needed to say you're from a small town in Iceland.
> stop posing. shut up. and go wash off the fishy smell, cuz you stink.
I don't know what you are arguing about BUT this is no
way of talking to one of my fellow countryman.
MMM
I agree, totally. You are absolutely right. So! Do you know Bjork? I have to get
an important message to her.
lRt
*****me too! tell her Dank Snork smells like fish.
Renay
so what, you're ocean locked, there's no way you can get to us, we're free to
say whatever we want to about that third rate denmark in the north atlantic.
come and get us.
heh.
love and kisses,
j r " mr. international relations" sherman
yeah, come and get us iceheads, we fear nothing, we're americans...
bet you don't even have a fucking dairy queen anywhere on that two-bit volcanic
rock YOU call a country.
:P
love and kisses,
j r "bjork only does yanks, suckers" sherman
*****or destruction derbies or the World Wrestling Federation or that guy
who sings achy-breaky heart, either!
Renay
(a WCW fan, myself) ;)