Happy Birthday
Veronica O'Donoghue
All hail!
Veronica
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pandora
"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
pandora
(mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
:-)
Bindi
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
>
> Veronica
Happy Birthday, Peter!
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Gwyneth Box
Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
Hi Veronica,
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
Public homage is due, so I'll keep the crossposting and add another
newsgroup (though my newsreader tells me it doesn't exist).
PJR's not the easiest to parody, but I tried.
Noctambulation
I watch black beetles dart while choirs
of skylarks glorify the dawn and shreds
of mist braid chimney-stacks and spires
in yellowing frills.
I walk the sheeptracks of your dreams
in search of unicorns, but they have fled.
Now they graze where honey flows in streams
through pillowing hills.
The cropped grass scratches solebare feet,
and each blade wounds. Too much is left unsaid:
I choke on words made bittersweet
from swallowing pills.
Hope you enjoy what's left of your birthday, PJR.
g.
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david rutkowski
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
>
> Veronica
>
birth is a day
we cannot remember
yet still cloak
in a symphony
of clock-ticks
only christ
had the wherewithal
to pray "earth to daddy
the eagle has landed
and ... damn I just
messed my swaddling clothes!"
Have another good one!
Tomble (luvs ewe 2)
"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message news:v17pfv0a27ti5ladt...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
> Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>
> >To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >
> >All hail!
> >
> >Veronica
>
> my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>
> [Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
> still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
> time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
> Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
> one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
> well, it's the thought that counts.]
>
> --
> PJR :-)
> "PJR, whatever his faults, will always be younger than j r sherman,
> Steve Leyland and Jelliebun." - anon.
> mhm34x8
Happy Birthday Peter.
I'll give you a customized copy of Wordness
that flashes the words:
"You're obsessed with me, aren't you Cunt?"
...and other randomly selected phrases,
in the title bar, to get you in the mood for poetry.
What say?
--
Tom Bishop -- http://Poetry.Here.Nu
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Paul Heslop
oh, a big happy birthday to the young whippersnapper
--
Paul. (Hey and we pray everyday still we lay)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Not what it seems...
http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/
Tiniap
<vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
>All hail!
>
>Veronica
Sigh-- it's my only 'birthday-ish' poem. But have a good one, Pete.
Andrew(Kei)
*halfway through my twentieth year*
Nostalgia caught me
in the garden today,
or should I say it caught up with me-
I thought the ivy on the wall
held a palace underneath,
and its camouflaged green fruit
with bitter white pulp
would poison the witch
who unwittingly ate it.
I was unprepared for these boyish dreams.
or maybe unprepared
to think them boyish.
I slipped into manhood
half a year ago
doubting my shoulders' breadth,
their ability to bear
burdens. I held youth
until the calendar's truth
bore too loud witness
to the many circles
I've seen the world make -
Nostalgia, being as it is -
not the way of the young
made me mourn the truth
of my growing today-
but I bear the grief
on a man's broad shoulders
thrust back
proud.
mimus
wrote:
>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>
>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>>All hail!
>>
>>Veronica
>
>So /this/ is what you were doing when you were supposed to be cooking
>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>
>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>well, it's the thought that counts.]
Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
smeeter 14
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Prang-nuts is prang-nuts, right? Whether you find
'em inna woods, or they're dispensed by a autofeeder.
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alt.arts.poetry.comments found "Tomble \(luvs ewe 2\)"
<tomble-...@truly-UN-THIS.nu> guilty of posting this:
>
>"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message news:v17pfv0a27ti5ladt...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
>> Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>>
>> >To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>> >
>> >All hail!
>> >
>> >Veronica
>>
>> So /this/ is what you were doing when you were supposed to be cooking
>> my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>>
>> [Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>> still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>> time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>> Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>> one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>> well, it's the thought that counts.]
>>
>> --
>> PJR :-)
>> "PJR, whatever his faults, will always be younger than j r sherman,
>> Steve Leyland and Jelliebun." - anon.
>> mhm34x8
>
>Happy Birthday Peter.
Thank you.
>I'll give you a customized copy of Wordness
>that flashes the words:
>
> "You're obsessed with me, aren't you Cunt?"
That's by Emily Dickinson, isn't it?
> ...and other randomly selected phrases,
> in the title bar, to get you in the mood for poetry.
>
>What say?
On the whole, I'd prefer a book token.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com> guilty
of posting this:
>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:41:49 +0100, Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>>
>>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>>
>>>All hail!
>>>
>>>Veronica
>>
>>So /this/ is what you were doing when you were supposed to be cooking
>>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>>
>>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>>well, it's the thought that counts.]
>
>Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
Thank you. But I'm not Ari. Like everybody else, I'm Flaagg.
--
PJR :-)
m h m 3 4 x 8
"Peter Ross has infested and is crossposting from
alt.consumer-experiences and misc.transport.roads. Please adjust your
filters accordingly and at least try to remove soc.men from the
headers."
- Sunny the really clued-up Socman
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> guilty of
posting this:
>
>"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
>news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>
>Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
Thank 'ee kindly, ma'am.
>pandora
>(mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
>:-)
Just remember to carry ID if you intend to buy alcohol.
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found "Bindi" <Bin...@bigpond.com.au> guilty
of posting this:
>Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>>
>> Veronica
>
>
>Happy Birthday, Peter!
Thank you.
>
> ,,,,,
> _|||||_
> {~*~*~*~}
> __{*~*~*~*}__
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Five candles? How did you guess my secret mental age?
cajun96
"Tiniap" <Tin...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ddtpfvo8dl6f61cjr...@4ax.com...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER!!! And, many happy returns of the day!
With kindest regards,
Elaine
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found Gwyneth Box <gwy...@patchword.com>
guilty of posting this:
>Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
>
>Hi Veronica,
>
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>
>Public homage is due, so I'll keep the crossposting and add another
>newsgroup (though my newsreader tells me it doesn't exist).
It exists, and if ever I feel like crossposting to a group that
doesn't exist I just create it. (It's easy: just Google something like
"newgroup" [sic] and "control" for instructions.)
>PJR's not the easiest to parody, but I tried.
You got the indentations wrong. Three spaces for every missing foot,
thus:
>Noctambulation
>
> I watch black beetles dart while choirs
>of skylarks glorify the dawn and shreds
> of mist braid chimney-stacks and spires
> in yellowing frills.
>
> I walk the sheeptracks of your dreams
>in search of unicorns, but they have fled.
> Now they graze where honey flows in streams
> through pillowing hills.
>
> The cropped grass scratches solebare feet,
>and each blade wounds. Too much is left unsaid:
> I choke on words made bittersweet
> from swallowing pills.
It seems just like me to me, except that the rhymes are too clever.
Hm... "cropgrass"?
Thank you!
>Hope you enjoy what's left of your birthday, PJR.
I did, and even the fizzy wine didn't quite knock me out.
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found david rutkowski <david...@yahoo.com>
guilty of posting this:
david rutkowski
cleverclogs
clogs my mind
with winding thoughts
of fraught verse
worse if I
try to include christ
der heilige geist
and miss by a mile
so I smile and dial
Daily Thanks.
>Have another good one!
I'm going to live for ever or be famous, one or the other.
Peter J Ross
found Paul Heslop <paul....@blueyonder.co.uk> guilty of posting
this:
>Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
>>
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>>
>> Veronica
>> --
>> TNPJRL#1
>> news:alt.fan.veronica-odonoghue
>>
>> I am well-versed in the ways of the internet. - k00kkkles the kl0wn
>
>oh, a big happy birthday to the young whippersnapper
Tnx, oldster.
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found Tiniap <Tin...@yahoo.com> guilty of
posting this:
I'd make the last two lines one, and also...
Oops! It's my day off from critique. Thank you, Andrew. I don't know
how anybody who isn't dead can write as well as you.
Paul Heslop
Peter J Ross
>Peter J Ross wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 22:31:59 GMT, a jury from alt.arts.poetry.comments
>> found Paul Heslop <paul....@blueyonder.co.uk> guilty of posting
>> this:
>>
>> >Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
>> >>
>> >> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>> >>
>> >> All hail!
>> >>
>> >> Veronica
>> >> --
>> >> TNPJRL#1
>> >> news:alt.fan.veronica-odonoghue
>> >>
>> >> I am well-versed in the ways of the internet. - k00kkkles the kl0wn
>> >
>> >oh, a big happy birthday to the young whippersnapper
>>
>> Tnx, oldster.
>>
>'ere when I gets me teef in you're for it!
My great-aunt could duff your great-aunt up.
Peter J Ross
found "cajun96" <ERT-LAFAYETTE.@worldnet.att.net> guilty of posting
this:
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER!!! And, many happy returns of the day!
> With kindest regards,
> Elaine
Thank you, Elaine. Sorry to hear the sad news you posted recently. I'd
have replied if Bindi hadn't said it all so well, as the perfect
representative of all the sane people here.
michael
a Bamber Gascoine look-alike! For your present you may choose either a trip
to a Barnet home match or a seat in the public gallery for a decent murder
trial. Not an easy choice is it?
best wishes
michael
Smee
"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message
news:b4vpfvo4lpfjdlnqm...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:26:49 -0400, a jury from
> alt.arts.poetry.comments found mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com> guilty
> of posting this:
>
> >On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:41:49 +0100, Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
> >>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
> >>
> >>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >>>
> >>>All hail!
> >>>
> >>>Veronica
> >>
> >>So /this/ is what you were doing when you were supposed to be cooking
> >>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
> >>
> >>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
> >>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
> >>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
> >>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
> >>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
> >>well, it's the thought that counts.]
> >
> >Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
>
> Thank you. But I'm not Ari. Like everybody else, I'm Flaagg.
>
Smee
03:15:38 GMT
>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote:
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>>
>>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>>
>>>All hail!
>>
>>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>>
>>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>>well, it's the thought that counts.]
>
>Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
I'd never celebrate owning a Harry Potter book.
Oh, and happy birthday to Peter.
--
Ari <fun...@all.at>
Kurt Cobain's Brains
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
>
> Veronica
Let's hope that Peter J. Ross dies a horrible death real soon.
Robin Sommo
"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
Indeed. Cheers, Peter, and many happy returns.
R.
Michael Cook
"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
>
Mr. Ross
These birthday things are as awkward as the death threads.
Not sure if I should laugh or cry, well, 39.
Guard angst polyps and unusual hair growth,
start the book, finish the poem, have one on me, and a best day.
mdc
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> "Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> > To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >
> > All hail!
>
>
> (mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
> :-)
Well, /that/ certainly consolstice old farts.
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blinks on.
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j r sherman
kurtcoba...@mindless.com says...
oh, he already has, chuckles!
christ, haven't you heard? yeah, at the hands of the authorities he was brutally
killed....
but it was great, three days later he ROSE from the dead! it was on a Wednesday,
i think.... let's see, Monday...Tuesday... YEAH, a Wednesday.
there was a big-ol' party. of course you weren't invited, but you must have
heard about it.
you really need to get in the fucking loop on these things, fruitloop. jesus...
no pun intended, of course.
love and kisses,
j r "The Apostle James" sherman
p.s. Happy B-Day, Pete! :D
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Of sprites and goblins."
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pandora
"Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net.spumf> wrote in message
news:3EFD99CD...@arvig.net.spumf...
> pandora wrote:
> >
> > "Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> > news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> > > To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> > >
> > > All hail!
> >
> > Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
> >
> > pandora
> > (mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I
am)
> > :-)
>
> Well, /that/ certainly consolstice old farts.
:-) When I'm 60, I'll tell you.
pandora
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
>
> --
> TNPJRL#1
> news:alt.fan.veronica-odonoghue
>
> I am well-versed in the ways of the internet. - k00kkkles the kl0wn
A Birthday Ballade
-- for PJR
The Kitty prowls the field of frosted roses
While the froups cry "sodomy" and carry on.
Among dead poets an active link discloses
The vinyl doll the chuckles broke his cherry on
And Robin's hood, the one worn by Maid Marian.
Cold sardines ring the cake, assault our noses
While the candles lean in drunken poses.
The Shrub cannot remember where his foes is,
Invents another Hue to cry a fairy on;
The Queen awards knighthoods to Guns 'N' Roses,
And Justices say whom we can make merry on,
But here's this Cake for us to put a berry on.
The rabbits stiffen, wonder where their clothes is
While the candles lean in drunken poses.
The maggots generate between our toeses
Or we have tasks a-doing with the Geryon,
No other choice: to end in fire or froze is
How the beer squirts, babe; we do not tarry on
This cooling ball that long, indeed are nary on
Quite long enough to see what these and those is
While the candles lean in drunken poses.
Prince Thurmond made an hundred; what he knows is
Still no more than when he sucked his toeses,
Though five decayed decades* have heard his query on
His Mommy's ownership of us rave scary on,
With no more answer than some drunken poses.
..6/28/03
____________
* Kennedy pronunciation: as in "...to laynd on the Moon in this
decayed, and the othah things..."
--
Paul Heslop
>
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 02:58:39 GMT, a jury from alt.arts.poetry.comments
> found Paul Heslop <paul....@blueyonder.co.uk> guilty of posting
> this:
>
> >Peter J Ross wrote:
> >>
> >> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 22:31:59 GMT, a jury from alt.arts.poetry.comments
> >> found Paul Heslop <paul....@blueyonder.co.uk> guilty of posting
> >> this:
> >>
> >> >Veronica O'Donoghue wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >> >>
> >> >> All hail!
> >> >>
> >> >> Veronica
> >> >> --
> >> >> TNPJRL#1
> >> >> news:alt.fan.veronica-odonoghue
> >> >>
> >> >> I am well-versed in the ways of the internet. - k00kkkles the kl0wn
> >> >
> >> >oh, a big happy birthday to the young whippersnapper
> >>
> >> Tnx, oldster.
> >>
> >'ere when I gets me teef in you're for it!
>
> My great-aunt could duff your great-aunt up.
>
cajun96
"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message
news:8l3qfvkvjl6foniv2...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 02:29:41 GMT, a jury from alt.arts.poetry.comments
> found "cajun96" <ERT-LAFAYETTE.@worldnet.att.net> guilty of posting
> this:
>
> >HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PETER!!! And, many happy returns of the day!
> > With kindest regards,
> > Elaine
>
> Thank you, Elaine. Sorry to hear the sad news you posted recently. I'd
> have replied if Bindi hadn't said it all so well, as the perfect
> representative of all the sane people here.
Thanks SO much, Peter. Your words of condolences mean SO much to me! God
bless...Elaine
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net.spumf> wrote in message
> news:3EFD99CD...@arvig.net.spumf...
> > pandora wrote:
> > >
> > > "Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> > > news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> > > > To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> > > >
> > > > All hail!
> > >
> > > Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
> > >
> > > pandora
> > > (mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I
> am)
> > > :-)
> >
> > Well, /that/ certainly consolstice old farts.
>
> :-) When I'm 60, I'll tell you.
>
> pandora
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
--
Kurt Cobain's Brains
> In article <656a0c0a.03062...@posting.google.com>,
> kurtcoba...@mindless.com says...
> >
> >Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> >news:<jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com>...
> >> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >>
> >> All hail!
> >>
> >> Veronica
> >
> >Let's hope that Peter J. Ross dies a horrible death real soon.
>
> oh, he already has, chuckles!
Really? Who's Chuckles?
>
> christ, haven't you heard? yeah, at the hands of the authorities he was brutally
> killed....
>
> but it was great, three days later he ROSE from the dead! it was on a Wednesday,
> i think.... let's see, Monday...Tuesday... YEAH, a Wednesday.
>
> there was a big-ol' party. of course you weren't invited, but you must have
> heard about it.
>
> you really need to get in the fucking loop on these things, fruitloop. jesus...
>
> no pun intended, of course.
Grow up, j r.
Zinc
news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> All hail!
I didn't realise he was just a kid!
A belated happy birthday, Peter. I hope you enjoyed good eats, drink, and
k00k. If not, at least we're never out of k00k.
Peter J Ross
"Smee" <psci...@ix.netcom.com> guilty of posting this:
>"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message
>news:b4vpfvo4lpfjdlnqm...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:26:49 -0400, a jury from
>> alt.arts.poetry.comments found mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com> guilty
>> of posting this:
>>
>> >On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:41:49 +0100, Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
>> >>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>> >>
>> >>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>> >>>
>> >>>All hail!
>> >>>
>> >>>Veronica
>> >>
>> >>So /this/ is what you were doing when you were supposed to be cooking
>> >>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>> >>
>> >>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>> >>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>> >>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>> >>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>> >>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>> >>well, it's the thought that counts.]
>> >
>> >Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
>>
>> Thank you. But I'm not Ari. Like everybody else, I'm Flaagg.
>>
>Happy Birthday and stuff!!
>
>Smee
Thank you, Smee. The birthday is over, but the /stuff/ will last all
year.
Peter J Ross
as...@mail.gr (03:15:38 GMT) guilty of posting this:
Bah!
<points wand at Ari>
<shouts something that looks like Latin but is really just made up>
Now remember to use your extra head wisely.
>Oh, and happy birthday to Peter.
Tnx!
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found "michael" <micke...@btinternet.com>
guilty of posting this:
>Happy Birthday Peter, and I hope this year you find a better job than being
>a Bamber Gascoine look-alike!
I'll retire as soon as my apprentices are fully trained.
>For your present you may choose either a trip
>to a Barnet home match or a seat in the public gallery for a decent murder
>trial. Not an easy choice is it?
Could I compromise and watch a person of my choice being murdered at a
Barnet home match?
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found Colin Ward <kal...@mts.net> guilty of
posting this:
>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, Veronica O'Donoghue
><vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
>
>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>
> And welcome in mine anytime, if he can
>stand the '98 Antiyal.
Huh. You're making me thirsty, and the off-licence closed 15 minutes
ago.
>Happy birthday from
>this "Canadien errant", Peter!
Tnx.
Peter J Ross
found kurtcoba...@mindless.com (Kurt Cobain's Brains) guilty of
posting this:
Sweet... but I bet you say that to all the girls.
Peter J Ross
found j r sherman <jr...@earthlink.net> guilty of posting this:
>In article <656a0c0a.03062...@posting.google.com>,
>kurtcoba...@mindless.com says...
>>
>>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
>>news:<jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com>...
>>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>>
>>> All hail!
>>>
>>> Veronica
>>
>>Let's hope that Peter J. Ross dies a horrible death real soon.
>
>oh, he already has, chuckles!
>
>christ, haven't you heard? yeah, at the hands of the authorities he was brutally
>killed....
>
>but it was great, three days later he ROSE from the dead! it was on a Wednesday,
>i think.... let's see, Monday...Tuesday... YEAH, a Wednesday.
If only I were an American I'd be suing the authorities for using the
wrong kind of nails.
>there was a big-ol' party. of course you weren't invited, but you must have
>heard about it.
Janet and Kurt were there, of course, but had to leave early in case
chuckles suspected that being left tied up in the kitchen wasn't just
a game.
>you really need to get in the fucking loop on these things, fruitloop.
>jesus...
>
>no pun intended, of course.
>
>
>love and kisses,
>
>j r "The Apostle James" sherman
>
>p.s. Happy B-Day, Pete! :D
Tnx. Look out for the midlife crisis, coming to a newsgroup near you
in a little less than a year.
Peter J Ross
found "Robin Sommo" <robin...@attbi.com> guilty of posting this:
>
>"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>
>Indeed. Cheers, Peter, and many happy returns.
Thanks, Robin. I'll be returning here happily for the foreseeable
future.
Peter J Ross
found "Michael Cook" <coo...@ameritech.net> guilty of posting this:
>
>"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
>news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>>
>> Veronica
>
>Mr. Ross
>
>These birthday things are as awkward as the death threads.
>Not sure if I should laugh or cry, well, 39.
>Guard angst polyps and unusual hair growth,
Too late. My hair growth has been unusual for years.
>start the book, finish the poem, have one on me, and a best day.
> mdc
Thanks!
Jelliebun
May I add my belated felicitations and all that?
Jelliebun
mhm20x20
eternally
tardy
--
__
/ /\
.---/ /\ |
/ /o 0\ \|
/ /\ ^ / - meow
/ / / \_
\ |/\\ //\}
\|\ v_v /
"" ""
Peter J Ross
found "Dennis M. Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net.spumf> guilty of
posting this:
There has to be a joke about "the hand that rocks, decadal" in here
somewhere.
Tnx, Dennis. Outrageous rhymes noted and admired.
Peter J Ross
found "Zinc" <zin...@honospamtmail.com> guilty of posting this:
>"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
>news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>
>I didn't realise he was just a kid!
When my horns grow I'll be an old goat, but only in private.
>A belated happy birthday, Peter. I hope you enjoyed good eats, drink, and
>k00k. If not, at least we're never out of k00k.
Let me have surfeit of it!
Thanks.
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk found Jelliebun
<bunni...@shaw.ca> guilty of posting this:
Of course! But it won't make you as cool as Smee, because Smee thought
of it first.
>Jelliebun
>mhm20x20
>eternally
>tardy
Wasn't that the March Hare? Wrong species, surely?
Jelliebun
Few are as cool as Smee. Of course she did it because she's busy and
didn't get around to it, and I did it because I'm a bitch. Does that
make any difference?
>>Jelliebun
>>mhm20x20
>>eternally
>>tardy
>
>Wasn't that the March Hare? Wrong species, surely?
We're all brothers under the fur.
That sounds nasty, somehow, doesn't it?
Jelliebun
mhm20x20
disturbed
michael
for a season or so we had some "cheer-leaders" from a local primary school.
your idea for entertainment sounds better and I shall suggest it to the
Board heretofortwith and let you know their decision.
michael
pandora
"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
news:bdi7gl$34h$1...@quark.scn.rain.com...
Resending my birthday wishes as PJR doesn't seem to have seen them.
(I'm in hiding, not dead).
pandora
> "Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> > To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >
> > All hail!
>
> Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
>
> pandora
> (mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
> :-)
>
Peter J Ross
All hail Smee!!!!!!1!
>Of course she did it because she's busy and
>didn't get around to it, and I did it because I'm a bitch. Does that
>make any difference?
No. You can't be a rabbit /and/ a bitch unless you're something out of
Greek mythology. The cyno[greekwordforbunny]otaur or something.
>>>Jelliebun
>>>mhm20x20
>>>eternally
>>>tardy
>>
>>Wasn't that the March Hare? Wrong species, surely?
>
>We're all brothers under the fur.
>
>That sounds nasty, somehow, doesn't it?
I think it would be nastier if you wrote "gristle" instead of
"brothers". Just a suggestion. This is crossposted to the poetry
groups so I have to do critique to stay on topic.
>Jelliebun
>mhm20x20
>disturbed
--
PJR :-)
"the lowliest of all newbie trolls"
mhm 34x8
Peter J Ross
alt.arts.poetry.comments found "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> guilty of
posting this:
>
>"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>news:bdi7gl$34h$1...@quark.scn.rain.com...
>
>Resending my birthday wishes as PJR doesn't seem to have seen them.
I did, and this was my reply:
==================================================================
From: Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 03:27:28 +0100
Organization: the chaotic purr
Lines: 25
Message-ID: <v5vpfv4bsl0n4hfka...@4ax.com>
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:56:03 -0700, a jury from
alt.arts.poetry.comments found "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> guilty of
posting this:
>
>"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
>news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
>> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>
>> All hail!
>
>Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
Thank 'ee kindly, ma'am.
>pandora
>(mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
>:-)
Just remember to carry ID if you intend to buy alcohol.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
==================================================================
Thank you again.
>(I'm in hiding, not dead).
There seems to be a lull in hostilities, so it may be safe to come out
now.
pandora
> On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 13:56:23 -0700, a jury from
> alt.arts.poetry.comments found "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> guilty of
> posting this:
>
> >
> >"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> >news:bdi7gl$34h$1...@quark.scn.rain.com...
> >
> >Resending my birthday wishes as PJR doesn't seem to have seen them.
>
> I did, and this was my reply:
My apologies to you, sir. My newsfeed has been extremely flaky lately.
> ==================================================================
> From: Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
> Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems
> Subject: Re: Happy Birthday
> Date: Sat, 28 Jun 2003 03:27:28 +0100
> Organization: the chaotic purr
> Lines: 25
> Message-ID: <v5vpfv4bsl0n4hfka...@4ax.com>
>
> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 12:56:03 -0700, a jury from
> alt.arts.poetry.comments found "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> guilty of
> posting this:
>
> >
> >"Veronica O'Donoghue" <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote in message
> >news:jg4pfvcdlqsdv2fnl...@4ax.com...
> >> To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >>
> >> All hail!
> >
> >Well now, a very Happy Birthday to you!
>
> Thank 'ee kindly, ma'am.
I forgot to add, AND MANY MORE!
> >pandora
> >(mine was last Saturday, the Solstice, and I won't tell you how old I am)
> >:-)
>
> Just remember to carry ID if you intend to buy alcohol.
:-) Actually, in truth, I was in the liquor store just last Friday with my
hubby and I got the old 'lookherupanddownwondering
ifshe'soldenoughtobeinhere' stare. Luckily, for them, they decided to not
question me. If they had, I was prepared to show ID and laugh hysterically.
pandora
Daedalus
I would like to echo this sentiment.
Happy Burthday and Stuff- irthday and stuff - irthday and stuff - and
stuff - uff...
Jade
Peter J Ross
Incantatrix <Ihave...@home.com> guilty of posting this:
>happy birthday, peter,
Thank you!
>sorry i am late, i was stoned ;)
That didn't stop all the others.
Peter J Ross
Daedalus <ja...@my-deja.com> guilty of posting this:
>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 00:43:43 -0700, a jury from alt.fan.pjr found
>>"Smee" <psci...@ix.netcom.com> guilty of posting this:
>>
>>>Happy Birthday and stuff!!
>
>
>I would like to echo this sentiment.
>
>
>Happy Burthday and Stuff- irthday and stuff - irthday and stuff - and
>stuff - uff...
Thank you - queue - ewe - oo!
03:15:38 GMT
>>>>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>>>>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>>>>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>>>>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>>>>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>>>>well, it's the thought that counts.]
>>>
>>>Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
>>
>>I'd never celebrate owning a Harry Potter book.
>
>Bah!
>
><points wand at Ari>
>
><shouts something that looks like Latin but is really just made up>
>
>Now remember to use your extra head wisely.
I've never read a Harry Potter book. I haven't seen a Harry Potter
movie, played a Harry Potter computer game, drank from a Harry Potter
mug, or slept on Harry Potter bedclothes, either. The line has to be
drawn somewhere. I draw it between myself and boy wizards.
However, I do have a single piece of Harry Potter merchandise: the
Harry Potter Creative CD. I'm not certain how it ended up in my
possession, but I believe it started its life as a promotional gewgaw
for Hewlett-Packard. I like it because it allowed me to do this:
http://htklx2.htk.fi/~asik/pictures/harrypotter.jpg
--
Ari <fun...@all.at>
"THWACK."
Peter J Ross
HatchetMama guilty of posting this:
>On Fri, 4 Jul 2003 01:38:22 +0100, Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>[And you /are/ an innocent young female... aren't you?]
>
>Lol. I can become one really fast, innocent, that is. Ta, PJR!
Enjoy the chuckles phenomenon!
I don't use sock-puppets in AAPC and RAP, other than an occasional post
as "Chuck Lysaght", because I don't want to troll people I like, but I
hope they'll forgive me if I join in with this great anti-chuckles
sock-puppeting extravanganza. I suggest discussing tactics in afp and
agh-m. Chuckles can't read those groups in Google. :-)
[followups set. heh]
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
headkase
Also,
> one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
> well, it's the thought that counts.]
>
and i will give you some ego stroking
Peter Peter Peter, you big hunk of a speciman of manhood, so virulant and
hard.
headkase
Kurt Cobain's Brains
Jesus Christ, have you seen this pussy's photograph? Peter J. Ross is
a four-eyed geek who has no life beyond usenet. Snap out of it, you
stupid bitch.
headkase
news:656a0c0a.0307...@posting.google.com:
> Jesus Christ, have you seen this pussy's photograph? Peter J. Ross is
> a four-eyed geek who has no life beyond usenet. Snap out of it, you
> stupid bitch.
entry found for virulent.
Main Entry: vir·u·lent
Pronunciation: -l&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin virulentus, from virus poison
Date: 14th century
1 a : marked by a rapid, severe, and malignant course <a virulent
infection> b : able to overcome bodily defensive mechanisms <a virulent
pathogen>
2 : extremely poisonous or venomous
3 : full of malice : MALIGNANT <virulent racists>
4 : objectionably harsh or strong
- vir·u·lent·ly adverb
listen fuckhead
this is Usenet
you should learn to comprehend and then maybe foot in fucking mouth wont be
a problem for you in the future
i have fun with my posts and i am sure Peter cam saw and read my post with
more understanding and witticism then you have in your little toe.
hk
Self-Exiled
> listen fuckhead
> this is Usenet
> you should learn to comprehend and then maybe foot in fucking mouth wont
be
> a problem for you in the future
> i have fun with my posts and i am sure Peter cam saw and read my post with
> more understanding and witticism then you have in your little toe.
I am not sure if having more understanding and witticism than chuck's little
toe is really that spectacular. Hell, I have very adept feet and even my
little toe would have a hard time keeping up with Peter.
±
He sure seems obsessed with soc.men.
--
"This is off topic in malta.test" - Ross
<uproarious hilarity>
http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite
-
Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me
didn't produce the desired affect:
Sender: reb...@pyrophore.ogoense.local
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
Subject: Re: trouble on rec.food.sourdough & other groups
From: Rebecca Ore <ogoen...@verizon.net>
Organization: Rebecca's
Message-ID: <m3k7clh...@pyrophore.ogoense.local>
Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.
Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
--
Rebecca Ore
http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
Peter J Ross
<youcan'tsendmemailhahahahah!@here.com> chewed laurel leaves and spoke
to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk as Apollo dictated:
>> listen fuckhead
>> this is Usenet
>> you should learn to comprehend and then maybe foot in fucking mouth wont
>> be
>> a problem for you in the future
>> i have fun with my posts and i am sure Peter cam saw and read my post with
>> more understanding and witticism then you have in your little toe.
I missed your post, dear wonderful headkase, and Altopia's retention
is currently so bad that I can't find it. I'll check Google later.
Anyway, by trolling the chuckles creature into such envious apoplexy
you've now qualified for membership of The Chuckles Club. Your badge
(bearing the device of a bald, potbellied geriatric with a face like a
pop-eyed ape) is in the post. Welcome!
>I am not sure if having more understanding and witticism than chuck's little
>toe is really that spectacular. Hell, I have very adept feet and even my
>little toe would have a hard time keeping up with Peter.
Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
Mmm, Usenet!
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Peter J Ross
<h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> chewed laurel leaves and spoke
to alt.arts.poetry.comments as Apollo dictated:
>Self-Exiled wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > listen fuckhead
>> > this is Usenet
>> > you should learn to comprehend and then maybe foot in fucking mouth wont
>> be
>> > a problem for you in the future
>> > i have fun with my posts and i am sure Peter cam saw and read my post with
>> > more understanding and witticism then you have in your little toe.
>>
>> I am not sure if having more understanding and witticism than chuck's little
>> toe is really that spectacular. Hell, I have very adept feet and even my
>> little toe would have a hard time keeping up with Peter.
>
>He sure seems obsessed with soc.men.
You and I are /so/ alike, Deannie. Perhaps we were separated at birth?
[Yeah, I'm replying because I forgot to do "apply filters" in AAPC.]
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
±
>
> On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 15:11:35 -0700, ą
Spank.
>
> --
> PJR :-)
> mhm34x8
--
http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite
From: Julia Roberts' Teeth <sp...@blocker.address>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Subject: A few points to make.
Date: Sun, 04 Aug 2002 10:19:05 -0500
Message-ID: <040820021019059654%sp...@blocker.address>
First, I got drunk last night, and did a few stupid things. Who hasn't?
Dean and Jason, I certainly hope you enjoyed your victory in a war of
words with a drunk person. I am curious as to what's on your agenda
next. A 500 meter race with a guy on crutches, perhaps?
Claim your spanks. I don't care.
janet santana
You'll never grow up, Peter.
Peter J Ross
chewed laurel leaves and spoke to alt.fan.pjr as Apollo dictated:
You'll never have hair on your head, chuckles.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Lorrill Buyens
their toe on a rock and hollered:
Growing up is *vastly* over-rated.
--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #28; WSD: #3
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division
"...When a man once understands and has his eyes opened it is
no longer well with him."
- "Stan Bolovan;" _The Violet Fairy Book_; Andrew Lang
headkase
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from headkase:
>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>
>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>
>> Mmm, Usenet!
>
>Mmm, Fuckheads!
Mmm, Headkase!
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
|\ _,,,---,,_
/,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_
|,4- ) )-,_..;\ ( `'-'
'---''(_/--' `-'\_)
Fluffy will rise again!
headkase
> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
> growth from headkase:
>
>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>
>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>
>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>
> Mmm, Headkase!
>
Ya gotta be kiddin me
anonyme
posted in message <Xns93D1A24B9747ps...@210.49.20.254>
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Mmm, headkase.
--
anonyme mhm 32x19 and 31x11
Smeeter #34 Wee Saul Disciple #29
Imp of Confusion and/or Absurdity
janet santana
Starshine Moonbeam
In article <Xns93D1A24B9747ps...@210.49.20.254>,
headkase(psykoexg...@hotmail.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words.
Howdy ma'am.
--
mhm 30x9
STarShINe_MoOnBEaM aT HoTMaIl doT CoM
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from headkase:
>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>news:hk46jv07fta05t882...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>> growth from headkase:
>>
>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>>
>>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>>
>>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>>
>> Mmm, Headkase!
>>
>Ya gotta be kiddin me
Are you uncomfortable with the idea of being loved?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Talk to me in Google Groups!
<http://groups.google.com/groups?group=alt.fan.pjr>
Peter J Ross
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
???
anonyme
posted in message <te09jvg0o377q94vo...@4ax.com> from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>On 08 Aug 2003 05:57:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>growth from headkase:
>
>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>news:hk46jv07fta05t882...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>>> growth from headkase:
>>>
>>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>>>
>>>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>>>
>>> Mmm, Headkase!
>>>
>>Ya gotta be kiddin me
>
>Are you uncomfortable with the idea of being loved?
She's prolly heard about your rank BO, Nerdling.
headkase
news:b2i6jvglum732qth8...@4ax.com:
> On 08 Aug 2003 05:57:16 GMT, headkase <psykoexg...@hotmail.com>
> posted in message <Xns93D1A24B9747ps...@210.49.20.254>
> from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>news:hk46jv07fta05t882...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>>> growth from headkase:
>>>
>>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>>>
>>>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>>>
>>> Mmm, Headkase!
>>>
>>Ya gotta be kiddin me
>
> Mmm, headkase.
>
mmm, kate
or kates sock
fuck wheres Opie when you need him for verification....
hk
headkase
news:MPG.199d64039...@news.alt.net:
Ma'am?
you have either mistaken for me for somebody old or a domintrix.
hk
headkase
> On 08 Aug 2003 05:57:16 GMT, a team of surgeons from
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
> growth from headkase:
>
>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>news:hk46jv07fta05t882...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>>> growth from headkase:
>>>
>>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>>>
>>>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>>>
>>> Mmm, Headkase!
>>>
>>Ya gotta be kiddin me
>
> Are you uncomfortable with the idea of being loved?
>
Yes
but i will start therapy to break these old behaviour patterns.
hk
headkase
Byte Me
tap-tap-tapped out the following communication:
?????
anonyme
posted in message <Xns93DE853E245DEps...@210.49.20.254>
from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
Well, yes. anonyme is Kate's sock. Definitely. Today, anyway.
>fuck wheres Opie when you need him for verification....
I've heard he was posting as 'Anna' lately. Hth.
headkase
news:82n8kvkg8ksfdl98s...@4ax.com:
> On 21 Aug 2003 03:05:54 GMT, headkase <psykoexg...@hotmail.com>
> posted in message <Xns93DE853E245DEps...@210.49.20.254>
> from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>anonyme <ano...@meow.org> wrote in
>>news:b2i6jvglum732qth8...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On 08 Aug 2003 05:57:16 GMT, headkase <psykoexg...@hotmail.com>
>>> posted in message <Xns93D1A24B9747ps...@210.49.20.254>
>>> from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>>news:hk46jv07fta05t882...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On 08 Aug 2003 02:51:57 GMT, a team of surgeons from
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
>>>>> growth from headkase:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote in
>>>>>>news:ttmrgv0ugtdt5mtcs...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Doh. I ought to stop trying to keep up with Usenet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mmm, Usenet!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Mmm, Fuckheads!
>>>>>
>>>>> Mmm, Headkase!
>>>>>
>>>>Ya gotta be kiddin me
>>>
>>> Mmm, headkase.
>>>
>>
>>mmm, kate
>>or kates sock
>
> Well, yes. anonyme is Kate's sock. Definitely. Today, anyway.
how have you been?
>
>>fuck wheres Opie when you need him for verification....
>
> I've heard he was posting as 'Anna' lately. Hth.
>
nahh it doesnt really morphing is weird.
hk
±
He's busy getting junked-up.
>
> hk
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"headkase"(psykoexg...@hotmail.com) dropped a +5 bundle of words...
Kids today. No respect for anything.
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headkase
Starshine Moonbeam
Whack 'em over the head with something heavy. That'll learn 'em.
Will Dockery
> Peter;
> Congrats on another year of successfully fencing with death.
>
> g.
Pete's birthday is today?
Happy birthday, Boss!
I'm exactly two months behind ya, May 7...
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> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, Veronica O'Donoghue
> <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
>
> >To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
> >
> >All hail!
> >
> >Veronica
Peter J Ross
> gnarl wrote:
Look! It's gnarl!
>> Peter;
>> Congrats on another year of successfully fencing with death.
>>
>> g.
> Pete's birthday is today?
Nope.
> Happy birthday, Boss!
I'm not your boss, Dreckery - which is good, because I don't have to
deal with complaints from customers about the weird clog-dancing kook
who reads his *unspeakable shit*[tm] to them while delivering their
pizzas.
> I'm exactly two months behind ya, May 7...
In many ways, you're a very long way behind me indeed, Dreckery.
<spamsnip>
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, Veronica O'Donoghue
^^^^^^^^^^^
Duh!
>> <vm...@britishlibrary.net> wrote:
PJR :-)
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Will Dockery
Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Monday 07 March, Will Dockery wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
> > gnarl wrote:
>
> Look! It's gnarl!
>
> >> Peter;
> >> Congrats on another year of successfully fencing with death.
> >>
> >> g.
>
> > Pete's birthday is today?
>
> Nope.
>
> > Happy birthday, Boss!
>
> I'm not your boss, Dreckery
oh, no... you're not *my* boss... you're Boss!
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Renay
"Will Dockery" <opb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1110426538.2...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>> On Monday 07 March, Will Dockery wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>>
>> > gnarl wrote:
>>
>> Look! It's gnarl!
>>
>> >> Peter;
>> >> Congrats on another year of successfully fencing with death.
>> >>
>> >> g.
>>
>> > Pete's birthday is today?
>>
>> Nope.
>>
>> > Happy birthday, Boss!
>>
>> I'm not your boss, Dreckery
>
> oh, no... you're not *my* boss... you're Boss!
you snipped the really funny part so I'm putting it back in below.
<drunkery> I'm exactly two months behind ya, May 7...
<pjr>In many ways, you're a very long way behind me indeed, Dreckery.
<pjr><spamsnip>
<pjr>>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, Veronica O'Donoghue
^^^^^^^^^^^
<pjr>Duh!
Renay
Will Dockery
A very important day, let's mark our calenders for the Boss.
Slurpers, stand ready! Do the Renny Head Bob for the Boss!
Peter J Ross
I'll send you a reminder in early June 2003 if you like.
Will Dockery
Peter J Ross wrote:
> I'll send you a reminder in early June 2003 if you like.
Nah. I plan to get as far away from 2003 as possible, Boss.
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Peter J Ross
>
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>
>> I'll send you a reminder in early June 2003 if you like.
>
> Nah. I plan to get as far away from 2003 as possible, Boss.
...just outside the orbit of Pluto, heading towards Proxima Centauri.
But never mind that. What about the multitalented Mr Jenkins who plays
bass and drums simultaneously? He's far more interesting than you.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
>Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 00:43:43 -0700, a jury from alt.fan.pjr found
>>"Smee" <psci...@ix.netcom.com> guilty of posting this:
>>
>>>"Peter J Ross" <gad...@meow.org> wrote in message
>>>news:b4vpfvo4lpfjdlnqm...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:26:49 -0400, a jury from
>>>> alt.arts.poetry.comments found mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com> guilty
>>>> of posting this:
>>>>
>>>> >On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:41:49 +0100, Peter J Ross <gad...@meow.org>
>>>> >wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:57:31 +0100, a jury from rec.arts.poems found
>>>> >>Veronica O'Donoghue <vm...@britishlibrary.net> guilty of posting this:
>>>> >>>To Peter J Ross, poet, wit, and drinker of fizzy wine in my kitchen.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>All hail!
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Veronica
>>>> >>
>>>> >>my dinner. Typical feminazi!
>>>> >>
>>>> >>[Crossposting enhanced, because nobody will mind if I boast of being
>>>> >>still alive at 39 in the groups I read, and also because there's still
>>>> >>time to send me lots of expensive presents at supersonic speed, folks.
>>>> >>Hint: I've already been given the new Harry Potter book: yay! Also,
>>>> >>one of my Usenet sockpuppets gave me *a moment of self-doubt*: oh
>>>> >>well, it's the thought that counts.]
>>>> >
>>>> >Er. Um. OK. Happy 39th, *Ari.*
>>>>
>>>> Thank you. But I'm not Ari. Like everybody else, I'm Flaagg.
>>>>
>>>Happy Birthday and stuff!!
>>>
>>>Smee
>>
>>Thank you, Smee. The birthday is over, but the /stuff/ will last all
>>year.
>
>May I add my belated felicitations and all that?
>
>Jelliebun
>mhm20x20
>eternally
>tardy
this is what happens when you put watch thread on a thread in the flonk.
I SEE DEAD PEOPLEs!
giganews txt retention is way impressive.
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