Re: A word from the Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association

[John "C"]

"§ñühwØ£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:13 -0500, Gregory Hall aided th' terraists
with
> the following claims :
>
> >
> > Kindly allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gregory Hall and I'm the
President
> > and recent founder of the Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association. In the
essay that
> > follows,
>
> You shall be told to fuck off, mate.
> Now fuck right off.

No, you fuck right off, Wolfus!

Pinky Sue in a New York Yankees fan (in the cap).:

http://tinyurl.com/6e2d3d

Your Only Usenet Pal,
HJ

[§ñühw¤£f]

Only licenced professonals should be allowed to use photoshop...
the anatomical dissonance is overwhelming.
THe neck is ALL wrong.
Oh...and you're obsessing about homosexuality again.
Get help, you feckless fuckwit.

--
Last night while sitting in my chair
I pinged a host that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
The host resolved to NSA.

[John "C"]

"§ñühw¤£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> John "C" wrote:
> > "§ñühwØ£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:pan.2008.11.11....@yahoo.com...
> >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:13 -0500, Gregory Hall aided th'
terraists
> > with
> >> the following claims :
> >>
> >>> Kindly allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gregory Hall and I'm the
> > President
> >>> and recent founder of the Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association. In the
> > essay that
> >>> follows,
> >> You shall be told to fuck off, mate.
> >> Now fuck right off.
> >
> > No, you fuck right off, Wolfus!
> >
> > Pinky Sue in a New York Yankees fan (in the cap).:
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/6e2d3d
> >
> Only licenced professonals should be allowed to use photoshop...

That's an actual photo of Pinky Sue Lamb and her lover Ron Allard of
LasVegas, NV.

Your Pal,
HJ

[John "C"]

"Kali" <ka...@happy.joy> wrote in message
> In article <2b724f....@news.alt.net>, greg...@home.fake
> says...>

> > Kindly allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gregory Hall and I'm the
President
> > and recent founder of the Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association. In the
essay that

> > follows, I shall explain why exposing "Pinky" Pinku-Sensei
> >
<http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/homosexuality-pink-shirt-fag-demoti
vational-posters.jpg>
> > (Pinky is in the foreground!) and his stupid AUK awards is
fundamental to
> > the mental well being of Usenet participants and, in particular, to
that
> > intelligent portion of Usenet that actually logs on to Usenet to
discuss
> > things intelligently. With this in mind I shall proceed to explain
why and
> > how we must rise to the challenge of thwarting Pinku-Sensei's
worthless and
> > embarrassingly lame monthly awards.
> >
> > Whenever anyone states the obvious - that Pinku-Sensei uses the term
"Usenet
> > Kook" with ostensible confidence that its meaning is universally
> > understood - rational thought naturally progresses towards the
question,
> > "Where is Pinku-Sensei's brain?" Pinky doesn't want you to know the
answer.
> > He wants to ensure you don't legitimize the concerns of the many
people who
> > have been singled out by Pinku-Sensei and previous overseers of what
is
> > perhaps the worlds most ignorant and meaningless award presentation.
Hey
> > Pinku-Sensei, does the word "reality" mean anything to you? You and
others
> > who have chaired the AUK awards must have fallen down the rabbit
hole a long
> > time ago.
> >
> > Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they
> > certainly are. However, it's Pinky's deep-seated belief that AUK
awards are
> > the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all
possible
> > people for chairing them. Sure, he might be able to justify wasting
his time
> > doing them because his time's obviously not worth two cents but why
waste
> > other people's time with his blathering delusions of grandeur? Of
course
> > everybody knows the awards and offices are handed out willy-nilly
using
> > biased, one-sided information and agenda-driven ways and means but I
think
> > most of you would prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the
whole
> > story is Pinku-Sensei's desire to take over everybody's eyes, ears,
mind,
> > and spirit which is the chief sign that, off Usenet, he's somebody's
little
> > prison bitchboi or dreams of being one since he's too disgusting for
even
> > the most deranged of fags to be interested in his AIDs-ridden
carcass.
> >
> > It's easy enough to loathe Pinku-Sensei any day of the week on
general
> > principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things
that
> > Pinku-Sensei does to deserve it, things that ought to make a
lifetime
> > Pinku-Sensei-loather out of you. First off, he must sense his own
> > irremediable inferiority. That's why Pinky is so desperate to play
the blame
> > game; it's the only way for him to distinguish himself from that
herd of
> > has-been newsgroup rabble associated with the AUK awards . It would
be a lot
> > nicer, however, if Pinku-Sensei also realized that he avers that his
> > pertinacious hariolations provide a liberating insight into life,
the
> > universe, and everything else. Though, as you can no doubt determine
from
> > comments of his, reality and Pinky are like oil and water.
> >
> > I went puce with rage when I first realized Pinku-Sensei commands an
army of
> > mind-numbed robots that live down the rabbit hole and never come out
except
> > through a computer port or two. These cyber geeks have no grasp of
reality
> > and really do think their doings on Usenet are important and
constructive.
> > Bwahahhahahahahahhahhaah! Equally droll, if you'll allow me a minor
> > dysphemism, nobody ever went broke underestimating Pinky's
intelligence. Or,
> > to phrase that a little more politely, Pinku-Sensei says it's his
moral
> > obligation to expose and attempt to shame his literary betters
rather than
> > sit at the same table and negotiate to discover ways to improve his
own sad
> > lot. Pinku-Sensei would rather fragment Usenet into educationally
incorrect
> > and disharmonious units. Such intolerance is felt by all people,
from every
> > background but most can and do hold it in check. Not Pinky, though!
He can't
> > even hold his bowel movements in check. Hence his relegation
permanently
> > behind a keyboard in a sanatorium.
> >
> > If you think about it, you'll realize that Pinku-Sensei is a
self-fulfilling
> > prophecy in the sense that finding the best way to shatter the
illusion that
> > Pinku-Sensei is in charge of anything important simply involves
allowing him
> > to post his crap which, all by itself, demonstrates he is inadequate
even
> > for the sinecure that is the AUK awards. But the problem is making
him see
> > how stupid he appears to everybody and shaming him into resigning.
We must
> > therefore tackle this problem with more determination, more
tenacity, and
> > more fanaticism than it has ever been tackled before. Only then will
people
> > realize that Pinku-Sensei has nothing to offer other than being a
good
> > example of a bad example so he will grace us with his absence in the
very
> > near future.
> >
> > Pinku-Sensei is known for fabricating evidence. He gets a list of
people to
> > "award" and then makes up stuff about them knowing those who vote
are so
> > retarded that they won't realize it's all a total fabrication. That
sounds
> > really reprehensible, but I claim that it's an accurate assessment
of the
> > situation. Rather than pick out appropriate quotes from postings to
prove
> > any of his contentions, he pads all of his "evidence" with lies and
> > speculation and writes them with an atmosphere of authority.
Chairman of the
> > board? No! Chairman of the bored.
> >
> > I, on the other hand, prefer to use simple, concise and precise
language
> > when arguing a point. In this country (USA) we have an inalienable
right to
> > politic, protest, demonstrate, organize, run for office, and
peacefully
> > labor to examine and expose the likes of any Pinku-Sensei-style
chairmanship
> > from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways
of
> > knowing). That's just an educated way of saying that Pinku-Sensei
has no
> > discernible talents and even less worth. The only things he has
definitely
> > mastered are the biological excretory functions and these he carries
out
> > seated in front of his computer. (Attendants are charged with
changing his
> > Depends undergarments.) Well, on second thought, I suppose
Pinku-Sensei's
> > also good at convincing people that pigs fly. If people actually
think his
> > AUK awards have one iota of merit then I suppose it's not too
difficult a
> > task to convince them pigs fly too.
> >
> > Now stay with me for a little while longer here; I'm about to make
my main
> > point. Specifically, if Pinku-Sensei continues to get his way and
does the
> > AUK awards in the future all hell might break loose. Even the other
geek
> > freaks who did the awards in the past will hurl their stomach
contents. It's
> > like having Mickey Mouse swear in the President of the United
States. Come
> > to think of it, though, with Obama next to be sworn in, Mickey Mouse
might
> > be the best choice. But, I digress. I may be questioning the regnant
> > conventional wisdom by stating this but maybe the awards' premise
(that
> > every word that leaves his mouth is accurate and useful) is his
morality
> > disguised as pretended neutrality. Pinku-Sensei uses this disguised
morality
> > to support his drug-induced ravings, thereby making his choices
> > self-refuting. The tone of Pinku-Sensei's ideas is eerily
reminiscent of
> > that of lackadaisical, brutish liars and cheats during the Clinton
> > administration in the sense that Pinku-Sensei believes that some
people
> > deserve to feel safe and secure while others do not. The real damage
that
> > this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief
itself, but
> > with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological
manipulation
> > of that nature by Pinku-Sensei and his eccentric accomplices. Yet,
he and
> > others are intimately involved with these dumb and obsolete AUK
awards to
> > the extent that they really believe in them. It's obvious that the
rest of
> > us don't and are laughing our asses off at their stupidity.
> >
> > Pinku-Sensei wants to control what people post on Usenet and he
wants people
> > to only write utter nonsense, profanity, lames and other
waste-of-space
> > drivel. He wants to surround himself with his like. He wants us to
rise,
> > fall asleep, work, and live at the beat of a drum played by an
imbecile.
> > Then, once we're molded into a uniform mass of one-line Usenet
wonders,
> > we'll be incapable of seeing that the Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association
calls
> > upon Pinku-Sensei to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and
debauchery.
> > I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honor, and
purity. And
> > finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to develop a Pavlovian
reflex
> > in us, to make us afraid to beat him at his own game while
expressing our
> > individuality and our thoughtful guidance for a world gone awry.
> >
> > Pinku-Sensei's awards are contrary to international human rights and
> > humanitarian standards. There are several logical contradictions in
his
> > position on this matter. It is difficult to know how to respond to
such
> > monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: If he thinks his
ploys
> > represent progress, Pinku-Sensei should rethink his definition of
progress
> > because it's just more of the same old tired crap. What I have been
writing
> > up to this point is not what I initially intended to write in this
post.
> > Instead, I decided it would be far more productive to tell you that
> > Pinku-Sensei will increase people's complacency and rejection of
intelligent
> > discourse on Usenet because he possesses a hatred of rational
discourse that
> > defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or
reasoned
> > away, and which possesses no redeeming value.
> >
> > To begin with, Pinku-Sensei keeps trying to cast the world into two
diverse
> > camps. His camp is a leader's camp and ours consists of camp
following
> > rabble. Boy is he ever delusional because it's exactly the other way
around.
> > And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, he will certainly succeed
in
> > swaying a significant percentage of knuckleheads to his defective
way of
> > thinking. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about
this
> > situation. Liberal dupes are taking over the country and their
mantra of
> > "change" without having a clue that there is change for the good and
change
> > for the bad. Here's a clue for everyone - ridding the world of the
AUK
> > awards is change for the good.
> >
> > I don't relish treating with delirious, treasonous exhibitionists,
> > Pinku-Sensei's cat's-paws, or anyone else who fails to realize that
I'm
> > willing to accept that Pinku-Sensei's beliefs (as I would certainly
not call
> > them logically reasoned arguments) are the fertilizer that grows
vigilantism
> > to monstrous proportions. I'm even willing to accept that his awards
serve
> > no purpose other than to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial naivety
and an
> > inconceivable gift for lying. But the basal lie that underlies all
of his
> > silly sound bites is that wannabe net nanny types should have the
right to
> > lie to their own "subjects." Translation: Pinku-Sensei has the
mandate of
> > Heaven to shake belief in all existing institutions through the
systematic
> > perversion of both contemporary and historical facts. I doubt you
need any
> > help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you
should
> > nevertheless be aware that if we were to let Pinku-Sensei get away
with
> > legitimizing inanity, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice.
> >
> > The preceding was a preliminary attempt to establish some criteria
for
> > discussion of these complex issues. I hope it serves it's intended
purpose.
> >
> > Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and sincerely
difficult
> > reading at that because I write at a high collegiate level while the
> > majority of you read at fourth or fifth grade level but, even so, I
hope you
> > have become a little more educated. I hope you walk away from it
with the
> > new knowledge that Pinky Pinku-Sensei's the quintessential fraud and
with
> > plenty of proof as to the whys and the wherefores. The
Anti-Pinku-Sensei
> > Association thanks you for your time and interest.
>
> PINKY-SUE IS MY GAY SEX SLAVE!
>
> Kali

Tell us something that we didn't know, Skank-Bitch!!!

Your Pal,
HJ

[John "C"]

"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
>
> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in

>
> > However, it's Pinky's deep-seated belief that AUK awards are
> > the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all
> > possible people for chairing them.
>

> Why send a man to do a bot's job?

A "bot" is way smarter than you, Pinky Sue Lamb!

> --
> Pinky-Sue Lamb
> Tranny of AUK
> Acting Ghay in AFA-B
> Official Overseer of Queens & Queers in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

Your Pal,
HJ

[John "C"]

"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > certainly are. However, it's Pinky's deep-seated belief that AUK

awards are
> > the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all
possible

> > --
> > Gregory Hall
>
> Good Lord!
>
> That made my eyes hurt - just reading it.

TRVTH HURTS!

HJ

[John "C"]

"攸𢞴w不f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Gregory Hall wrote:
> > "pHlat蒡投" <phla...@bak.on.de.p00p.dek.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:gfdg6s$gaj$1...@registered.motzarella.org...
> >> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake>, scribbled in: alt.usenet.kooks
> >>
> >>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:gfd5gm$an$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >>>> <snip>
> >> /snip the fskd over dlmt
> >>
> >> heh.. your skirt is showing.... 'Mike' :-o
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>> Does the cooking oil for the Rhonda Lea Kirk brand contain
polyunsaturated
> >>> fats?
> >>
> >> .. one can only hope.
> >> cos no way are you equipped to put fat into any female,, oiled or
> >> otherwise.
> >> AND
> >> As much as you desire it,, the blokes miss out too.
> >
> >
> > Must you gay up every post?
> >
> > --
> > Gregory Hall
> >
> >
> Wow, RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, and exceptionally piss-poor writing skills.
> Thats quite the skill set for your resume, lil baby greg.
>
> Dude, you so totally rock.

Wolfus-Puss, you say that to all the Boys...

[John "C"]

"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
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>
> "Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> news:9blmh4ts45ljo2j7b...@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:56:52 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Meat Plow
> > <me...@petitmorte.net> bloviated:

> >
> >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:13 -0500, "Gregory Hall"

> >><greg...@home.fake>wrote:

> >>What a load of foaming horse-shit.
> >
> > It gets better, spooge figured out that greggy is using a web based
> > complaint generator.
> >
> > Computer generated screed bombs are the best he can do.
>
>
> You seem very enamored of making self-serving claims neither you nor
your
> boi-friend, spoogie-poo, have been able to prove to date.
>
> I suppose that is to be expected from a matched pair of know-nothing,
> palliative, little dweeb, net-addicted ne'er-do-wells like you two.
You
> don't really think you and spoogie-poo have any credibility when you
cannot
> back up your claims with anything close to proof, do you?
>
> In response to your ignorance I'd like to submit for public
consideration a
> couple of thought-provoking, opposing points. For practical purposes,
I'll
> confine my discussion to these two points that have received less
sufficient
> airing or in which I have something original to proffer. So, before
you make
> haste to puke any more unproven and unprovable pabulum, let me assure
you
> that you are dead meat.
>
> The first point is so simple that even you and spoogie might be able
to
> grasp it assuming you cease and desist consuming drugs and alcohol for
a day
> or so. The point concerns that which is commonly referred to as a "de
capo
> dichotomy" or, in plain English, a "from the beginning separation" of
> conjecture with reality. You make an assumption but fail to support
it. You
> build a house of cards upon a crumbling foundation. You leap before
you
> look! Your *reality* that I'm using a screed generator is little more
than a
> vain and ill-conceived, conjectural construct which will never become
> reality unless and until you can prove your contentions to the
satisfaction
> of all concerned. To date I've seen no such proof and as proving such
a lie
> requires the oblate obfuscation of a spherical reality, "it just ain't
a
> gonna happen, dude."
>
> The second point is also a simple one which is a good thing because I
doubt
> you and spoogie-poo can understand complicated. Your allegation is a
> rancorous and rancid reminder that you have no real world
understanding of
> debate and how to prevail when engaged in one. You are intent on
proving
> your conjectures by osmosis or something equally unworkable and
> inappropriate by accusing me of that which you may not because you
can't
> seem to produce one iota of concrete evidence. You are adept only at
> confusing speculation and fact. This is typical of those who have gone
> through life with a bully attitude, a heavy hand and an empty cranium.
But,
> sadly, the methods you employ are not viable here in a forum where
> intelligent prose is the be-all end-all. It doesn't take long for
folks to
> realize the sky isn't falling just because a couple of Chicken Littles
run
> around yelling it is.
>
> I hope this helps you two to get a clue.
>
> --
> Gregory Hall

Ole Fat-Boi Plow fell in his yard once and rolled down to the ditch and
it took a wrecker to pull "fatty" out of the ditch.

HJ

[John "C"]

"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message

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>
> "Kali" <ka...@happy.joy> wrote in message

> news:MPG.2385725b7...@news.motzarella.org...
> > In article <slrnghn48...@pjr.motzarella.org>,
> > p...@example.invalid says...>
> >> In alt.usenet.kooks on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:37:30 -0500, Kali

> >> <ka...@happy.joy> wrote:
> >>
> >> > In article <2b724f....@news.alt.net>, greg...@home.fake
> >> > says...>

> >> > Damn!
> >> >
> >> > ALL HAIL PINKU-SENSEI!
> >>
> >> PINKU-SENSEI HACE MUCH GRATENESS!!
> >>
> > ALL HAIL THE GREATNESS OF TEH FNVW & FVWE!
> >
> >> > Kali
> >>
> >> Welcome back, dahlink.
> >
> > It's delightful to be here with you.
> >
> > --
> > Kali
>
>
> Egad! Such appallingly low standards . . .
>
> --
> Gregory Hall

What else can one expect from a "Skank" like Kimberly K. Barnyard?

HJ

[John "C"]

"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:16:41 -0800, Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>wrote:

>
> >On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:56:52 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Meat Plow
> ><me...@petitmorte.net> bloviated:
> >
> >>On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:26:13 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> >><greg...@home.fake>wrote:
> >>
> >>>

> >>What a load of foaming horse-shit.
> >
> >It gets better, spooge figured out that greggy is using a web based
> >complaint generator.
> >
> >Computer generated screed bombs are the best he can do.
>

> Yeah after I hit send, skimming back through that shit it was apparent
> and familiar.

...heh.

[John "C"]

"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message

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>
> "Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

> news:f8erh4dfce42oro4q...@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:04:11 -0000, in alt.free.newsservers, "Steve
> > Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> bloviated:
> >
> >>Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
Bill
> >>stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
> >>
> >>: Robb <ro...@shared-secrets.com> wrote:
> >>:
> >>: : "Bill" wrote:
> >>: : : Robb <ro...@shared-secrets.com> wrote:
> >>: : :
> >>: : : [...]
> >>: : : : He does little to nothing besides complain about people
> >>: : : : who offer free Usenet!
> >>: : : [...]
> >>: : :
> >>: : : He exhibits the symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
> >>: : : Anything that detracts from his self esteem is going to compel
> >>: : : him to attack it.
> >>: :
> >>: : That's smart, you found the extra editing. I don't know about
NPds,
> >>: : I thought Greg might back off when he realizes that his text
bombs
> >>: : are about as effective as shooting a cap-gun in downtown
Baghdad.
> >>:
> >>: Effectiveness to him is keeping his name in discussion.
> >>: The only thing that would cause him to back off would
> >>: be silence. I do not expect that to happen, this group
> >>: doesn't have the collective will to ignore him.
> >>
> >>the auk pile-on tactics do tend to have that effect.
> >
> > It is not within the purview of AUK nor do the denizens of AUK carry
> > the portfolio to ignore.
> >
> > But then you are responding to Akula and the idea of him whinging
> > about ignoring someone could cause irony meters that are turned off,
> > disconnected, batteries removed and software blanked to explode in
> > sympathy with their bretheren.
> >
> >
>
> Akula is a koo-el dewd! He's mastered all of you wannabe famous-never
> willbe's. He single-handedly caused the total self-destruction of one
> GitR_Dunn, for example. Turned him into a raving lunatic.
>
> The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest. They think
they've
> created something special and it actually *is* special in a certain
sense -
> as in special education.
>
> They have lived in their own moronic creation for so long that they
don't
> understand how they appear to normal outsiders who actually live and
> function in the real world. All their silly little conventions of
which they
> are so proud are little more than the ravings of lunatics made to seem
> reasonable and mainstream by never-ending repetition.
>
> --
> Gregory Hall

IAWTP !

HJ

[John "C"]

"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:08:48 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
>

> >The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest.
>

> Yet you can't seem to disassociate yourself with the "very lame of the
> lamest."
>
> This speaks volumes about you.

Hi, fatty!

...heh

[John "C"]

"Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:pt2ppn$xi1$u...@alt.sex.wanted.ineffective-slop-chute.biz.sudan...
> Gregory Hall, ye waxy-eared fusty nut with no kernel, away! Thou art
> poison to my blood, ye churred:
>
> > Caused the total self-destruction of one gitr_dunn, for example.
> > turned him into a ravingle-handedly caused the total
self-destruction
> > of one gitr_dunn, for example. turned him into a koo-el dewd! he's.
> > he's. he's. he's mastered the total self-destruction of one
gitr_dunn,
> > for example. turned all of you wannabe famous-never willbe's. he
sing
> > lunatic. akula is a raving lunatic. akula is a koo-el ddewd!
>
> > Education. they they've created something special and it actually
*is*
> > special and it actually *is* special education. the lamest. the
> > lamest. the lame of think thing special and it actually *is* special
> > and it actually *is* special in sense - as in a certain special and
it
> > actually *is* special and it actually *is* special education. the
lame
> > of thhe.
>
> > Function in they appear to normal world. all they don't unders which
> > that they don't unders who actually little convention in they have
> > little and how their own moronic creal world. all that they appear
to
> > seem reation in they appear to normal outsiderstand mainstreal
world.
> > all their so long the real world. all they are live and
mainstreations
> > of which that than that they don't understand function for silly
> > little and mainstreasonable and mainstream by never-ending real
world.
> > all the ravings of which their silly lived in they are their silly
> > little moronic creasonable convention in the repetition for so proud
> > are so long real outsiders who actually little moronic creal
outsiders
> > whiich.
>
> Yer wot?

You heard him, Peter-Pumper!

Your Pal,
HJ

[Gregory Hall]

"John "C"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
news:JP-dndgTyLvupIPU...@centurytel.net...

Whose penis does he pump I wonder? Meat Plow's? Certainly not his own
because the word's out that it rotted and fell off long ago because he
neglected to get his gonorrhea treated in a timely manner.

--
Gregory Hall

[John "C"]

"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message

news:2bjjga....@news.alt.net...

The nearest Queer.

> Meat Plow's?

He qualifies, being Gay.

> Certainly not his own
> because the word's out that it rotted and fell off long ago because he
> neglected to get his gonorrhea treated in a timely manner.

All rumor, but he does have a small root for a BLACK man.

> --
> Gregory Hall

Thank You for your questions!

Very Truly Yours,

HJ

[John "C"]

"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message

news:2bju04....@news.alt.net...
> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:54:38 -0700, ???hw??f
> <snuh...@yahoo.com>wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:35:08 -0500, Meat Plow aided th' terraists
with the
> >following claims :
> >

> >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:08:48 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> >> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
> >>
> >>>The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest.
> >>
> >> Yet you can't seem to disassociate yourself with the "very lame of
the
> >> lamest."
> >>
> >> This speaks volumes about you.
> >

> >Greg dosen't understand this level of trolling.
>
> Thnaks for the "Head-Job", Wolfus...heh.

...heh

HJ

[John "C"]

"Far Canal" <m...@nomail.afraid.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.23898f023...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Aratzio wrote...
>
> > On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 12:41:54 -0000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> > Far Canal <m...@nomail.afraid.org> got double secret probation for
> > writing:
> >
> > >Aratzio wrote...
> > >
> > >
> > >> Well?
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >No. I got dizzy scrolling through that load of shite.
> >
> > You get dizzy reading a box of Cheerios.
> >
>
> Breakfast cereals. WTF gets up for breakfast?

Gay Ko0ky-Ko0k-o-Logists like the 11 that voted in the last Gay Awards.

HJ

[John "C"]

"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

news:r6avh4to6gnqc4rov...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:00:03 -0000, in the land of
> alt.binaries.news-server-comparison, Far Canal <m...@nomail.afraid.org>

> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >Aratzio wrote...
> >
> >> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 12:41:54 -0000, in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> Far Canal <m...@nomail.afraid.org> got double secret probation for
> >> writing:
> >>
> >> >Aratzio wrote...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> Well?
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >No. I got dizzy scrolling through that load of shite.
> >>
> >> You get dizzy reading a box of Cheerios.
> >>
> >
> >Breakfast cereals. WTF gets up for breakfast?
> >

> Breakfast 24/7

And colon cleanse fer lunch...

HJ

[§ñühwØ£f]

On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:05:28 -0600, John "C" aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

>
> "Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:2bju04....@news.alt.net...
>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:54:38 -0700, ???hw??f
>> <snuh...@yahoo.com>wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:35:08 -0500, Meat Plow aided th' terraists
> with the
>> >following claims :
>> >
>> >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:08:48 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
>> >> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest.
>> >>
>> >> Yet you can't seem to disassociate yourself with the "very lame of
> the
>> >> lamest."
>> >>
>> >> This speaks volumes about you.
>> >
>> >Greg dosen't understand this level of trolling.
>>
>> Thnaks for the "Head-Job", Wolfus...heh.
>
> ...heh
>
> HJ

Thanks for being so incredibly devoted to me, demic.

--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/index.htm

[John "C"]

"§ñühwØ£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.11.16....@yahoo.com...
> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:38:11 -0500, Meat Plow aided th' terraists with

the
> following claims :
>
> > On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:54:38 -0700, ???hw??f
> > <snuh...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> >
> >>On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:35:08 -0500, Meat Plow aided th' terraists
with the
> >>following claims :
> >>
> >>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:08:48 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> >>> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest.
> >>>
> >>> Yet you can't seem to disassociate yourself with the "very lame of
the
> >>> lamest."
> >>>
> >>> This speaks volumes about you.
> >>
> >>Greg dosen't understand this level of trolling.
> >

> > Thnaks for the headsup.
>
> Better put on yer wellies...lil jon-dog is ridin yer leg.

It's not nice to "SNITCH" Wolfus-Puss !!

Meat Spatula reads and "Hangs-on" every post that I make, just like you,
Wolfus-Puss.

Your Pal,
HJ

[John "C"]

"§ñühwØ£f" <snuh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.11.16....@yahoo.com...

> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:05:28 -0600, John "C" aided th' terraists with
the
> following claims :
>
> >
> > "Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> > news:2bju04....@news.alt.net...
> >> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:54:38 -0700, ???hw??f
> >> <snuh...@yahoo.com>wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:35:08 -0500, Meat Plow aided th' terraists
> > with the
> >> >following claims :
> >> >
> >> >> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:08:48 -0500, "Gregory Hall"
> >> >> <greg...@home.fake>wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>The AUKers are just the most very lame of the lamest.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yet you can't seem to disassociate yourself with the "very lame
of
> > the
> >> >> lamest."
> >> >>
> >> >> This speaks volumes about you.
> >> >
> >> >Greg dosen't understand this level of trolling.
> >>
> >> Thnaks for the "Head-Job", Wolfus...heh.
> >
> > ...heh
> >
> > HJ
>

> Thanks for letting worship the very ground that you walk on, Master !!

You're a good slave, Wolfus-Puss !

Your Master,
Hon. John

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

any kookologists no if I still hold these awards or offices? Might have to
defend them next month. :(

September 2008
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
Congratulations, Captain! You provided much merriment this past month, because
there is nothing funnier than watching the fisherman pulled into the water by
the fish. Happy Jonah Fishing!

Palmjob Paddle
Congratulations, again, Captain! Whining about Kevin Cannon and Databasix not
only resulted in you outing yourself, but in Kevin spanking you yet again over
your bad net-behavior.

Office Of Darth Bawl
Congratulations a third time, Captain! You could make like Alice in
Wonderland, and sail away in a sea of your own tears!

October 2008
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
Congratulations, Captain Crybaby! The fake plonk and flounce all by themselves
were enough, but the ridiculous ranting and unprovoked meltdowns really sealed
it. You're already hard at work on another for this month. So, should I set
an under-over on the number of months it will take for you to win three of
these awards within 12 months so you can't win any more until October of 2009?
How about six months?

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Congratulations, Captain Jackoff! Your long history of aliases has finally
caught up with you.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
09 votes Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org
Congratulations, Captain Bloodless! You were this -><- close to losing this
award to The Living Christ trained by Chadwick Stone, but then you twice posted
an altered ballot with your entry replaced by "Ray Banana of motzarella.org,
trained by Gregory Hall." That sealed it for me, as I've never seen anyone so
trained that they messed with the ballot to display their ownership.
Don't go anywhere, Captain Bloodless. I have another, very special award for
you right here.

Tinfoil Sombrero
"An executive award, a Vote Wrangler's privilege, to grant to those out there
who would seek to overthrow the Friendly Neighborhood dictatorship of this
froup. Time and again various Kooks have attempted to either hijack the awards,
start votes of their own, or give the FNVW a free non-expenses-paid ticket to
the Motel Deep 6. This should never go unpunished. Such insubordination goes
beyond the normal bounds of those wacko enough to wear the tinfoil hat;
therefore, the FNVW shall have the privilege of granting the TINFOIL SOMBRERO,
upon receipt of substantial enough evidence of said insubordination."

For altering the ballot to replace your name with those of your online
adversaries, including reversing the status of you and your trainer, and then
starting the "Anti-Pinku-Sensei Association," you have attempted to hijack the
awards /and/ taken the first step to give the FNVW a trip to the Motel Deep 6.
Either of those alone would have won this award, and you managed to do both.
Enjoy your new headwear, Captain Bloodless!
http://image20.webshots.com/20/5/13/21/238951321jBAHPy_ph.jpg
Now, get off my stage!

November 2008
Kook of the Month
Congratulations, Captain Crybaby! The one guaranteed way to win Kook of the
Month is to charge directly at the kookologists of AUK when one is one the
ballot and keep up the attack throughout the entire voting period. You did
exactly that. No surprise, you won, even though it was a squeaker over someone
who has been posting 1000+ lines of paranoid screed for at least 5 years.

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Congratulations, Captain Pretentious! You thought the threat of making rouge
supercedes and cancels would make you look like a badass. Instead, it just
cemented your reputation as a lame net abuser.

December 2008
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
Congratulations, Captain Crybaby! The over-under on your winning this award
for the third time in 12 months is still set at 6 months and you're still on
track to make it. So, who is betting the under and who is betting the over?

George Pickett Memorial Trophy
Congratulations, Captain Crusader! Your quixotic quest to "get out the truth"
about all the admins of the free and low-cost newsservers who allowed you to
use their systems until you violated their TOS and AUP has earned you your
place on top of Cemetary Hill. Now, declare "victolly" so you can earn a
Custer, too.

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Congratulations, Captain Pegleg! You've managed to shoot yourself in the foot
during two consecutive months. While others have won this award twice before
(Mop Jockey and Howdy--such august company for you to keep!), none have won it
twice in a row until now. Now, how about another first--no one has ever won
this award three times in 12 months. Can you do it?

Busted Urinal Award
Congratulations, Captain Crapola! Your racism, sexism, net-abuse, and general
lameness have been judged to stink up USENET like a Porta-Potty left in the
August sun.

Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Congratulations, Captain Outrageous! By your own admission, you've lost more
than enough accounts to qualify for this award. Even if you were either
mistaken or lying about one or two of them (say, the Mixmin accounts, where it
may not be possible to be TOSsed at all), you still have earned this rarely
bestowed award. So, how long before you screw up another of your accounts?

Office of Village Idiot
Congratulations, Captain Squalid! You now hold two offices, Village Idiot and
Darth Bawl, which were last held in tandem by Jamie "Lamie" Baillie. First
Mop Jockey and Howdy, and now Lamie. You really do keep great company!

Christmas 2008
Fr00tcake
Congratulations, Captain Outrageous! After only four months on AUK's radar,
you have earned the honor of being the nuttiest and fr00tiest kook of 2008.
That's a good sign for your upcoming campaign for Rookie Kook of the Year.

[Steve Crook]

["Followup-To:" header set to alt.usenet.kooks.]
On Wed, 11 Nov 2011 14:24:11 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote in
Message-Id: <2b724f....@news.alt.net>:

> any kookologists no if I still hold these awards or offices? Might have to
> defend them next month. :(

Presumably a forgery?

As to the question, I think Greg still holds the offices. Don't think
they were ever contested after Dec08.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:39:29 +0000 (UTC), Steve

Crook <st...@mixmin.net> wrote:

> ["Followup-To:" header set to alt.usenet.kooks.]

I agree in principle, but I'm not reading AUK regularly, and there's
not much on-topic talk here in RAP to be "drowned out".

> On Wed, 11 Nov 2011 14:24:11 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote in
> Message-Id: <2b724f....@news.alt.net>:
>
>> any kookologists no if I still hold these awards or offices? Might have to
>> defend them next month. :(
>
> Presumably a forgery?

It's an interesting question, whether the not-yet-existent "home.fake"
domain can be forged. If it can be forged, then the "real" Greg Hall
forged it first, and his imitator is doing less harm than Greg to the
potential future domain owner.

st...@mixmin.net is forgeable.

p...@example.invalid is not forgeable.

pathetic.wh...@home.fake is a borderline case.

>
> As to the question, I think Greg still holds the offices. Don't think
> they were ever contested after Dec08.

Assuming that he was the last holder of the specified offices (which I
haven't checked), you're correct. Offices are held until the holder
loses a contested ballot. This rule is derived from ancient AUK
tradition (dating back to at least 1998), confirmed by a ruling I made
as FNVW in the more recent but still distant past (2003 or 2004,
probably). The current FNVW, Pinku-Sensei, can reverse my decision,
but nobody else can - not even I! Because that's how this Friendly
Neighbourhood Dictatorship (as my illustrious predecessor Phoenix
always called it) works. I can elucidate, but only P-S can legislate.

By the way: as far as I'm aware, there are no ballots scheduled for
the very near future, though I'm not going to deny the possibility of
a full ballot as early as February or even January. Any such ballot
will either be posted by Pinku-Sensei or be verifiably endorsed by
him, because he's the FNVW and nobody else is.

As a former FNVW, I have limited powers to supervise certain
extraordinary ballots and to hand out certain special awards by
executive decision, but I see no reason to exert myself at present.

--
PJR :-)

[Wilbur Eleven]

In article <slrnjcdf3...@peterjross.me.uk>,

Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:

> By the way: as far as I'm aware, there are no ballots scheduled for
> the very near future, though I'm not going to deny the possibility of
> a full ballot as early as February or even January. Any such ballot
> will either be posted by Pinku-Sensei or be verifiably endorsed by
> him, because he's the FNVW and nobody else is.
>
> As a former FNVW, I have limited powers to supervise certain
> extraordinary ballots and to hand out certain special awards by
> executive decision, but I see no reason to exert myself at present.

Ooh, cool. Do you guys have a sekrit handshake and everything? Can I get
a dekodur ring if I send 49 cent(s) to the right box number?

[the messenjah]

On Nov 18, 3:30 pm, Wilbur Eleven <w...@nowhere.at.all> wrote:
> In article <slrnjcdf3d.iho....@peterjross.me.uk>,

Usenet is very important to Ross.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:30:57 -0500, Wilbur Eleven

I could send you the relevant information, but then I'd have to kill
you.



--
PJR :-)

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:10:40 -0800 (PST), the

messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:

> Usenet is very important to Ross.

I'm not the one who's devoting the last weeks of his life to Usenet,
chuckles.


--
PJR :-)

[Steve Crook]

On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:13:33 +0000 (UTC), Peter J Ross wrote in
Message-Id: <slrnjcdf3...@peterjross.me.uk>:

> It's an interesting question, whether the not-yet-existent "home.fake"
> domain can be forged. If it can be forged, then the "real" Greg Hall
> forged it first, and his imitator is doing less harm than Greg to the
> potential future domain owner.
>
> st...@mixmin.net is forgeable.
> p...@example.invalid is not forgeable.
> pathetic.wh...@home.fake is a borderline case.

Borderline indeed. It's not formally defined as valid or explicitly
invalid. If somebody whined to me that their
pathetic.wh...@home.fake address was being forged through my
service, I'd have no means to action it as there is no rightful owner
to contact.

Of course, if the "fake" TLD becomes available in the future (a distinct
possibility thanks to the cretins at ICANN) then I might register
home.fake, just to lay claim to it. :)

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Steve Crook" <st...@mixmin.net> wrote in message
news:slrnjcdonp...@news.mixmin.net...

Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual property.
On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.

--
Gregory Hall

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:00:39 -0500, Sir Gregory

Hall, Esq. <greg...@home.fake> wrote:

> Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual property.
> On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.

Bollocks.

I was going to prove my point by posting as " Sir Gregory Hall,
Esq.", but I find that the server I'm using has banned you so
comprehensively that even imitations of you can't be posted. Tee-hee.


--
PJR :-)

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Peter J Ross" <p...@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnjcdq0...@peterjross.me.uk...

Only freeloading wankstains use E/S formerly Motzarella. Only those who
don't care about their so-called confidential personal information being
shared with other free NSP admins use E/S. Only those who applaud the
more draconian forms of censorship use E/S. Only those who want slow,
erratic and unreliable service use E/S. Enjoy!

--
Gregory Hall - uses a fully functional NSP run by a free speech advocate
not a NaziBananaBoi.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:25:22 -0500, Sir Gregory

Hall, Esq. <greg...@home.fake> wrote:

> "Peter J Ross" <p...@example.invalid> wrote in message
> news:slrnjcdq0...@peterjross.me.uk...
>> In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:00:39 -0500, Sir Gregory
>> Hall, Esq. <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>
>>> Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual
>>> property.
>>> On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.
>>
>> Bollocks.
>>
>> I was going to prove my point by posting as " Sir Gregory Hall,
>> Esq.", but I find that the server I'm using has banned you so
>> comprehensively that even imitations of you can't be posted. Tee-hee.
>
>
> Only freeloading wankstains use E/S formerly Motzarella. Only those who
> don't care about their so-called confidential personal information being
> shared with other free NSP admins use E/S. Only those who applaud the
> more draconian forms of censorship use E/S. Only those who want slow,
> erratic and unreliable service use E/S. Enjoy!

So far, you've been banned from DataBasix twice, and from
Eternal-September only once, but in a spectacularly humiliating way.

Are there any other news servers that won't tolerate you?




--
PJR :-)

[the messenjah]

On Nov 18, 6:35 pm, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:25:22 -0500,   Sir Gregory
>
>
>
>
>
> Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
> > "Peter J Ross" <p...@example.invalid> wrote in message
> >news:slrnjcdq0...@peterjross.me.uk...
> >> In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:00:39 -0500,   Sir Gregory

> >> Hall, Esq. <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> >>> Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual
> >>> property.
> >>> On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.
>
> >> Bollocks.
>
> >> I was going to prove my point by posting as "  Sir Gregory Hall,
> >> Esq.", but I find that the server I'm using has banned you so
> >> comprehensively that even imitations of you can't be posted. Tee-hee.
>
> > Only freeloading wankstains use E/S formerly Motzarella. Only those who
> > don't care about their so-called confidential personal information being
> > shared with other free NSP admins use E/S. Only those who applaud the
> > more draconian forms of censorship use E/S. Only those who want slow,
> > erratic and unreliable service use E/S.   Enjoy!
>
> So far, you've been banned from DataBasix twice, and from
> Eternal-September only once, but in a spectacularly humiliating way.
>

> Are there any other news servers that won't tolerate you.

Ross. You're a fuckhead and a coward.
>


> --
> PJR :-)

[K. A. Cannon]

No & Wrong.

--
K. A. Cannon
kevin dot a dot cannon at gmail dot com

"Striving everyday to be the person my dog thinks I am."

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Steve Crook <st...@mixmin.net> wrote in

news:slrnjcdonp...@news.mixmin.net:

Don't make Gweggiiiiieeeeeee mad, he'll get a toothless pissbum to gum
your ankle.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Would you translate that into K00KSPEKE so I can understand it?" -
Raytard
Murphy admits his failure to communicate.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote in

news:slrnjcdqu...@peterjross.me.uk:

Note to myself: If there's ever a Sour Grapes Award, I'm nominating
Gweggiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.

"I am no longer posting and all messages you see are forgeries." - Ed,
still lying after all these years.

[the messenjah]

On Nov 18, 7:21 pm, K. A. Cannon <k.can...@tsbbearings.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:00:39 -0500, "  Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
>
>
>
>
>
> <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
> >"Steve Crook" <st...@mixmin.net> wrote in message
> >news:slrnjcdonp...@news.mixmin.net...
> >> On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:13:33 +0000 (UTC), Peter J Ross wrote in

> >> Message-Id: <slrnjcdf3d.iho....@peterjross.me.uk>:

>
> >>> It's an interesting question, whether the not-yet-existent
> >>> "home.fake"
> >>> domain can be forged. If it can be forged, then the "real" Greg Hall
> >>> forged it first, and his imitator is doing less harm than Greg to the
> >>> potential future domain owner.
>
> >>> st...@mixmin.net is forgeable.
> >>> p...@example.invalid is not forgeable.

> >>> pathetic.whining.nut...@home.fake is a borderline case.

>
> >> Borderline indeed.  It's not formally defined as valid or explicitly
> >> invalid.  If somebody whined to me that their

> >> pathetic.whining.nut...@home.fake address was being forged through my

> >> service, I'd have no means to action it as there is no rightful owner
> >> to contact.
>
> >> Of course, if the "fake" TLD becomes available in the future (a
> >> distinct
> >> possibility thanks to the cretins at ICANN) then I might register
> >> home.fake, just to lay claim to it.  :)
>
> >Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual property.
> >On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.
>
> No & Wrong.
>
> --
> K. A. Cannon
> kevin dot a dot cannon at gmail dot com
>

Cannon. You're a fuckhead.

[K. A. Cannon]

Lysaght you are terminal cancer patient, a liar, a coward and a
chickenshit.

Still waiting for my ass to be kicked by you cancer boi.

--
K. A. Cannon
kevin dot a dot cannon at gmail dot com

[K. A. Cannon]

On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:43:56 -0800 (PST), the messenjah
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:

<...>

>Cannon. You're a fuckhead.

In your dying of terminal cancer opinion.

--
K. A. Cannon
kevin dot a dot cannon at gmail dot com

[the messenjah]

Come to Jacksonville and I will.

[Wilbur Eleven]

In article <slrnjcdir...@peterjross.me.uk>,

Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:

> In rec.arts.poems on Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:30:57 -0500, Wilbur Eleven
> <w...@nowhere.at.all> wrote:
>
> > In article <slrnjcdf3...@peterjross.me.uk>,
> > Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >> By the way: as far as I'm aware, there are no ballots scheduled for
> >> the very near future, though I'm not going to deny the possibility of
> >> a full ballot as early as February or even January. Any such ballot
> >> will either be posted by Pinku-Sensei or be verifiably endorsed by
> >> him, because he's the FNVW and nobody else is.
> >>
> >> As a former FNVW, I have limited powers to supervise certain
> >> extraordinary ballots and to hand out certain special awards by
> >> executive decision, but I see no reason to exert myself at present.
> >
> > Ooh, cool. Do you guys have a sekrit handshake and everything? Can I get
> > a dekodur ring if I send 49 cent(s) to the right box number?
>
> I could send you the relevant information, but then I'd have to kill
> you.

You'd whip me first, though, right? 'Cause, you know, no pain no
thebaine. Anoesis becomes you.

--

I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know
But I'm still
Willin Wilbur

[Steve Crook]

On Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:20:32 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in
Message-Id: <ja6sof$k82$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

> Note to myself: If there's ever a Sour Grapes Award, I'm nominating
> Gweggiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!

The Victor Meldrew cloth cap? ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Meldrew

[Steve Crook]

On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:00:39 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote in
Message-Id: <563djs....@news.alt.net>:

> Then I'd have to sue because you're stealing MY intellectual property.
> On Usenet everything one writes has an implied copyright.

But you elect to write anonymously. Calling that intellectual[sic]
property is paradoxical.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Gary L. Burnore" <gbur...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:ja74jk$s3u$1...@nntpd.databasix.com...

> Been there several times myself. Pissant little town. B O R I N G.


What? Not enough 17-year-olds there for you Gary???

--
Gregory Hall

[pandora]

It would be a very fitting award.