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Helen Art Gallery

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Oct 13, 2002, 2:33:45 AM10/13/02
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The Russian Painting: Sunset in Bahchisaray is on sale at ebay today.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=912231301&rd=1

The well-balanced oil painting Sunset in Bahchisaray (1990) by a
renowned Ukrainian artist G.Varkach sets the viewer in the sedated
mood of beautiful Bahchisaray, a small Ukrainian town now and the
capital of the Crimean Tatar Khanate in the past.

The caves in the background mountains contain tombs dating back to the
8th-9th century. Khan Abdul Sahel Girai built his palace here in 1518
after he moved from Chufut Kale ("Fortress of the Jews"). The town was
destroyed by the Russians in the war of 1736 but later restored. The
famous "Fountain of Tears" was built for Khan Krim Gerei in 1756.

The canvas painting measures 23"x19". The frame is 2 1/2" thick.

Regards
Helen Art Gallery

Chuck Lysaght

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Oct 13, 2002, 4:40:25 PM10/13/02
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helen...@hotmail.com (Helen Art Gallery) wrote in message news:<7672c40b.0210...@posting.google.com>...

It's beautiful Helen.

Peter J Ross

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Oct 13, 2002, 4:55:14 PM10/13/02
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On 13 Oct 2002 13:40:25 -0700, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
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(Chuck Lysaght):

It's stupid chuckles!
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Renay St. James

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Oct 14, 2002, 12:17:57 AM10/14/02
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"Peter J Ross" <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message

> >It's beautiful Helen.
> It's stupid chuckles!

*****Peter, shouldn't there be a
comma whe....oh, wait...I get it!

aaaaaaaahahahahahahah!

Renay


Peter J Ross

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Oct 14, 2002, 12:20:57 AM10/14/02
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On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:17:57 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
<rena...@rjames.com>:

chuckles, of course, will never get it, even if we try to explain.

Joy Yourcenar

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Oct 14, 2002, 12:42:37 PM10/14/02
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On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 05:20:57 +0100, Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org>
enthused into the ether:

>On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:17:57 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
>squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
><rena...@rjames.com>:
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message
>>
>>> >It's beautiful Helen.
>>> It's stupid chuckles!
>>
>>*****Peter, shouldn't there be a
>>comma whe....oh, wait...I get it!
>>
>>aaaaaaaahahahahahahah!
>>
>>Renay
>
>chuckles, of course, will never get it, even if we try to explain.


Pictographs? After all, they worked for cavemen.

Just a thought.

Joy

Chuck Lysaght

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Oct 14, 2002, 3:28:26 PM10/14/02
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Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message news:<1ghkqucqh8cff94nd...@4ax.com>...

> On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:17:57 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
> squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
> <rena...@rjames.com>:
>
> >"Peter J Ross" <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message
> >
> >> >It's beautiful Helen.
> >> It's stupid chuckles!
> >
> >*****Peter, shouldn't there be a
> >comma whe....oh, wait...I get it!
> >
> >aaaaaaaahahahahahahah!
> >
> >Renay
>
> chuckles, of course, will never get it, even if we try to explain.

You have nothing to explain to me. You're rude, Peter. You always have
been. Grow up.

Perhaps you could explain to Helen why you think this painting is
stupid?

Renay St. James

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Oct 14, 2002, 4:17:34 PM10/14/02
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"Chuck Lysaght" <c_ly...@bikerider.com> wrote in message
news:9f2e0168.02101...@posting.google.com...

*****ah, Peter, you win again!

Renay


j r sherman

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Oct 14, 2002, 4:42:43 PM10/14/02
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In article <9f2e0168.02101...@posting.google.com>,
c_ly...@bikerider.com says...

my god...

i am in awe.

Pete, i TRULY bow to the master.

even when you and Renay EXPLAIN the fucking joke to him, he doesn't get it.

this is incredible!

if there was ever any doubt about WHO the dumbest organism is on Usnet, all
doubts have been dispelled.

again, i bow to the master......


love and kisses,

j r "Second Place Is Not Bad At All When You KNow Who's in First" sherman

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Of sprites and goblins."
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Peter J Ross

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Oct 15, 2002, 9:14:07 AM10/15/02
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On 14 Oct 2002 12:28:26 -0700, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
squeezed the following precious droplets from c_ly...@bikerider.com
(Chuck Lysaght):

>Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message news:<1ghkqucqh8cff94nd...@4ax.com>...
>> On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:17:57 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
>> squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
>> <rena...@rjames.com>:
>>
>> >"Peter J Ross" <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message
>> >
>> >> >It's beautiful Helen.
>> >> It's stupid chuckles!
>> >
>> >*****Peter, shouldn't there be a
>> >comma whe....oh, wait...I get it!
>> >
>> >aaaaaaaahahahahahahah!
>> >
>> >Renay
>>
>> chuckles, of course, will never get it, even if we try to explain.
>
>You have nothing to explain to me. You're rude, Peter.

No! I deny it! I've never been rude in my life!

>You always have been. Grow up.
>
>Perhaps you could explain to Helen why you think this painting is
>stupid?

When the alt.kook.chuck-lysaght FAQ is complete, the above post will
be referenced in the "Is chuckles stupid?" section.

Peter J Ross

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Oct 15, 2002, 9:14:09 AM10/15/02
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On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 20:17:34 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems

squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
<rena...@rjames.com>:

>"Chuck Lysaght" <c_ly...@bikerider.com> wrote in message
>news:9f2e0168.02101...@posting.google.com...
>> Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message
>news:<1ghkqucqh8cff94nd...@4ax.com>...
>> > On Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:17:57 GMT, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems
>> > squeezed the following precious droplets from "Renay St. James"
>> > <rena...@rjames.com>:
>> >
>> > >"Peter J Ross" <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message
>> > >
>> > >> >It's beautiful Helen.
>> > >> It's stupid chuckles!
>> > >
>> > >*****Peter, shouldn't there be a
>> > >comma whe....oh, wait...I get it!
>> > >
>> > >aaaaaaaahahahahahahah!
>> > >
>> > >Renay
>> >
>> > chuckles, of course, will never get it, even if we try to explain.
>>
>> You have nothing to explain to me. You're rude, Peter. You always have
>> been. Grow up.
>>
>> Perhaps you could explain to Helen why you think this painting is
>> stupid?
>
>*****ah, Peter, you win again!

Given such opposition, winning is nothing to be proud of.

Chuck Lysaght

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Oct 15, 2002, 5:02:42 PM10/15/02
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Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message news:<qj4oqugjq1t977dgo...@4ax.com>...

Don't you work? You have nothing better to do with your time than to
create nonsense about me? It's amazing. Another idiot obsessed with
me. It's very strange. But, you have fun, Peter. See ya, stupid.

Peter J Ross

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Oct 15, 2002, 6:07:42 PM10/15/02
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On 15 Oct 2002 14:02:42 -0700, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems

Isn't it time you had another of your terminal diseases, chuckles?

Chuck Lysaght

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Oct 16, 2002, 4:07:11 PM10/16/02
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Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message news:<kb4pqus5bivq1iiat...@4ax.com>...

You know, I looked at your picture. You're a geek. A very frail man
with glasses, and an old man's pipe in his hand. Sitting behind your
desk, with your books in the background. It's funny to read your
rants, and your "tough-guy" insults on usenet. But in reality, you're
just a scared, weak, and frail little man.

j r sherman

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Oct 16, 2002, 4:54:05 PM10/16/02
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In article <9f2e0168.0210...@posting.google.com>,
c_ly...@bikerider.com says...

>> Isn't it time you had another of your terminal diseases, chuckles?
>
>You know, I looked at your picture. You're a geek. A very frail man
>with glasses, and an old man's pipe in his hand. Sitting behind your
>desk, with your books in the background. It's funny to read your
>rants, and your "tough-guy" insults on usenet. But in reality, you're
>just a scared, weak, and frail little man.

i think SOMEONE is jealous here!

actually, cracker-clown, a man who has to steal from kids and threaten women on
the phone shouldn't be so quick to call another man frail.

i'd be careful if i were you, chuck-wucky-ding-dong.

the last three people who called Peter Ross frail are all DEAD! dead, in both,
directions, my comma-challenged fool.

so try and think before you act, would you? it's your life, not mine.

now you may go back to stealing from little kids and threatening women on the
phone.


love and kisses,

j r sherman

Lee Merkel

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Oct 17, 2002, 4:13:37 AM10/17/02
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Chuck Lysaght wrote:
> Peter J Ross <heres...@meow.org> wrote in message news:<kb4pqus5bivq1iiat...@4ax.com>...
>
>>
>>Isn't it time you had another of your terminal diseases, chuckles?
>
>
> You know, I looked at your picture. You're a geek. A very frail man
> with glasses, and an old man's pipe in his hand. Sitting behind your
> desk, with your books in the background. It's funny to read your
> rants, and your "tough-guy" insults on usenet. But in reality, you're
> just a scared, weak, and frail little man.

If you had enough neurons to generate a psyche, those comments
would reveal a lot about it. You admire muscular oafs, apparently.
Many of whom, BTW, are scared, weak & frail little men.

-- Lee Merkel


Peter J Ross

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Oct 19, 2002, 9:19:55 PM10/19/02
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On 16 Oct 2002 13:07:11 -0700, the heavy rollers of rec.arts.poems

There is no doubt whatsoever that I own you.

>You're a geek. A very frail man
>with glasses, and an old man's pipe in his hand.

I can walk 20 miles with only a blister or two to show for it,
chuckie. You can walk as far as the door of your trailer to collect a
pizza. Which of us is more frail?

>Sitting behind your
>desk,

It's a rather ugly teak coffee-table my parents gave me, ackshully. I
wish I'd got some of my grandparents' oak and mahogany into the frame.

> with your books in the background.

Books really do make you afraid, don't they, ch00kie-boi?

>It's funny to read your
>rants,

I'm glad you find them so amusing, but I'd prefer the opinion of a
competent critic.

>and your "tough-guy" insults on usenet.

I don't see anything "tough-guy" in my inviting you to suck my dick as
part of a caring, sharing relationship.

>But in reality, you're
>just a scared, weak, and frail little man.

*puff*

Ooops! I exhaled too hard and chuckles was blown over!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8 marg gold star

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