Movie Quote Quiz 2.2 Answers and Results

[Steve Hammond]

Sorry this took so long to get out. I just started a new job (Hurray for me :)
It may be a week or so til quiz 2.3 comes out as well. But there are the
quizzes from Rai to tide you over.


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31 Bob Paauwe b...@antares.Intel.COM ()
29 Virany Margaret Kreng eab...@orion.oac.uci.edu
28 Tom Theel Tom_...@imd.sterling.com
25 Wendy Jones ham...@css.itd.umich.edu
22 David Rind/Malcolm Austin ri...@binoc.bih.harvard.edu
19 Digitizing Dept. CSCO...@uoft02.utoledo.edu
17 Erkka Varjo eva...@utu.fi
15 Russ Peeler RPE...@uhccvx.uhcc.hawaii.edu
13 Grenadier das...@ultb.isc.rit.edu
12 H. Scott Matthews hm...@andrew.cmu.edu
12 Carol Wang wa...@cpsc.ucalgary.ca
10 David Donald don...@dvinci.usask.ca
8 Derek G Bacon ligh...@wpi.WPI.EDU
8 Shannon Gathman AD...@msu.edu
7 RAI MCSWE...@memstvx1.memst.edu
5 Not A Random Name kr...@nyx.cs.du.edu
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4 Carlos Carrion car...@spanky.Jpl.Nasa.Gov
3 sven hauptfeld ha...@midway.uchicago.edu
1 The Meltz Inc. mmel...@wam.umd.edu



1. I want to work with handicapped children. My parents are my best friends.
Oh, and I start convent school next semester. And I fuck on the first date.
--- April Fool's Day/ Nikki (Deborah Goodrich)

2. With women I never cry. I beg.
Well if we finish this bottle of wine, you wont have to beg.
--- Back To School / Thorton Mellon (Rodney Dangerfield)
/ Professor (Sally Kellerman)

3. I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with
him. He wasn't afraid of experimenting. I like men like that. Men who
give me pleasure. He gave me a lot of pleasure.
--- Basic Instinct / Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone)

4. Do you like to f-u-c-k with your boots on?
Yeah, get better traction that way. But, if it is unpleasing to you aesthetically, I can take them off.
Well, if you get better traction, then you keep them on.
--- Blaze / Earl Long (Paul Newman)
/ Blaze Starr (Lolita Davidovich)

5. I'm tired. I've been with thousands of men, again and again. They
always promise the moon. They're always coming and going, and going
and coming, and always too soon.
--- Blazing Saddles / Lilly Von Schtupp (Madelin Kahn)

6. There are some things I like to get straight right up front, so there are
no misunderstandings later on.
I dont blame you.
I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variation of that
particular bent, also no water sports. I will not shave my pussy, no
fist-fucking, and absolutly no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day,
and I do not work without a contract.
--- Body Double / Sam
/ Holly Body (Melanie Griffith)

7. You sure have an awful lot of ties, Ty. Would you like to tie me up
with some of your ties?
--- Caddyshack / Lacy Underall (Cindy Morgan)

8. I remember when it was fun to say, "Wow that really felt great, what's your
name again?"
I've never had sex with someone I didnt know. For that matter I've never
said, "Wow that felt really great."
--- Casual Sex? / Stacy (Lea Thompson)
/ Melissa (Victoria Jackson)

9. Alex, what you did was wrong, but it doesnt take a genius to realize that
what happened in the dream was something that we both wanted.
--- Dreamscape / Jane DeVries (Kate Capshaw)

10. Has he taken you to the steel mill yet?
That's enouth, ______.
He likes to go there on his first date. It was your first date wasnt it?
Yes, it was. As a matter of fact, I fucked his brains out.
--- Flashdance / Katie (Belinda Bauer)
/ Nicky (Michael Nouri)
/ Alex (Jennifer Beals)

11. You saved my life. I have no reward to give you, but if any part of me
pleases your senses, I would give it to you, willingly.
--- Heavy Metal / Kathryn Wells - The "Den" sketch

12. We are but eight score blondes and brunettes, all between 16 and 19 and
a half. Cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oh, it is a
lonely life, bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear...
--- Monyt Python's Holy Grail / Zuet - Just Zeut ()

13. Is there anything in the whole cosmos that could make this moment any more
perfect than it is right now?
Uh, just one. If you can keep absolutely quiet for the next 15 seconds,
I'll come.
This is definatly going to go down in history as one of the high points
of my life.
I'm glad I could oblidge
--- The Pickup Artist / Randy (Molly Ringwald)
/ The pickup artist (Robert Downey, Jr.)

14. New boy in town?
Just stepped off the Choo Choo. You have beautiful eyes.
They're nothing compared to my tits. Come up and see me sometime.
--- Soapdish / Monica DeMonico (Teri Hatcher)
/ Andersen (Kevin Kline)

15. Very impracticle, but erotic. A woman is so much more desirable with a
little mystery don't you think? It is there to tease and entice, not to
conceal. And color is so effective. Black is my favorite. Would you like
to see?
--- The Surrogate / the surrogate ()

16. Bill Hearst, Otis Chandler, Brooke Murdock, Ted Turner, Connie Chung.
These people seduced the masses, and in turn became legends in their own
time. That's what I want, Ivan. And that's what I'm going to get.
Any way I can.
--- Tapeheads / Samantha

17. You big stud, take me to bed or lose me for ever.
--- Top Gun / Goose's Wife (Meg Ryan)
/ Instructor of top Cruise (Kelly McGillis)

18. Are you girls here for the big race?
No, actually, we're here to get laid.
--- Up The Creek / Jennifer Runyon's companions in the race
/ Their companions the night before the race

19. Have you met Gary and Wyatt?
No. Well, sort of.
If you get the chance, shower with them. I did. Its a Mindscrabler.
Oh, hurt so good.
--- Weird Science / Lisa (Kelly LeBrock)
/ Hilly ()
/ Deb ()

20. For riding a vixen the wrong way on a one way street, crossing the white
line, and for wearing funny suits on a Sunday.
--- The Year Without A Santa Clause / Cop
I wish Santa would have demonstrated the RIGHT way to ride a vixen.

Bonus: These quotes were all spoken by, or directed to Sluts.
other answers that were close enought were:
Women who are talking about sex
horny people, otherwise known as nymphomaniacs
People having wanting to about to have sex.
Hmmm... Morally reprehensible lust-driven sex-monging loose women?
Nymphomaniacs/Babes
Umm, sexually active women?
bimbos


--
Steve Hammond ham...@umich.edu
Blood in the Basement
Careful with that.
Sorry. I Dismember Mama.