Neel Mehta's "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes
Neel Harish Mehta
the "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes I've created over the past month or
so. I realize that some are better than others.
People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
Fiction" because more people will understand it.
So, without further ado:
Neel Mehta's "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes (in order of creation):
"And how, pray tell, do you plan on breaking my concentration,
you bloody bad motherfucker?"
- Emma Thompson in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Pardon me, sorry to disturb, but I just wanted to point out...
Pumpkin, is that your name? ... that 'garcon' actually means
'boy,' and... ummm... well, yes... that's a nice accent you have..."
- Hugh Grant in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Catch up? I don't get it."
- Keanu Reeves in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Beware... of the Gimp. You must use the leash if you are to
succeed. Hold it in your hand and... stop. (Pause) Pull the
strings! Pull the strings!"
- Martin Landau in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"You may buy the best blend of gourmet coffee, Jimmy, but nothing
beats a cup of roasted fava beans."
- Anthony Hopkins in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Pop quiz, Vincent. There's three people doing a classic Mexican
standoff in a restaurant. What do you do? What do you do?"
- Dennis Hopper in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"So Butch, do you understand the importance of this gold watch?
You know... for kids!"
- Tim Robbins in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Am I still bleeding? I hadn't noticed."
- Andie MacDowell in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Life is like a bowl of rice in Indochina. You never know if
you're gonna get a cap in the ass."
- Tom Hanks in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"I have, right here, a Get Out of Torture Free card. You don't
have one of these, do you, Marsellus?"
- Henry Czerny ("Clear and Present Danger") in "Pulp
Fiction" (edited out)
"I'm going to count to three, Brad, and you'd better provide me
with the briefcase."
- Alan Rickman in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
Wax on, wax off."
- Noriyuki "Pat" Morita in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Forget it, Marsellus! You wanna kill me but you can't!"
- Jeff Bridges in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"I had to keep the gold watch there, Butch. It's in my nature."
- Stephen Rea in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"No, no, Butch! Don't speak! Don't speak!"
- Dianne Wiest in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Hey Marsellus, I liked your wife." (Gyrate hips)
- Brad Pitt in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"A Big Kahuna burger is one of the greatest things in the world.
Except for a nice MLT: mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when
the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's ripe... they're so
perky... I love that. But that's not what he said."
- Billy Crystal in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Wait a minute. Five minutes ago you shot a bunch of people and
let Marvin live. Now you shoot him in the face. And everybody's
okay with this?"
- Nathan Lane ("The Lion King") in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
Enjoy. And it's not plagarism until I say it is.
Neel Mehta
n...@acpub.duke.edu
(Six shots are fired at Jules and Vincent.)
"They didn't fall? Inconceivable!"
- Wallace Shawn ("The Princess Bride") in "Pulp Fiction"
(edited out)
Joshua Kamm
<Pine.ULT.3.91.950324...@teer8.acpub.duke.edu>, Neel
Harish Mehta <n...@acpub.duke.edu> wrote:
Okay, I'll take a stab at it:
"I want every dog house, drug house, whore house, and pancake house
searched for this briefcase."
--Tommy Lee Jones in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
"You got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel horny?". Well, do I, Mia?"
--Clint Eastwood in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
"Forget it Vince--it's Toluca Lake."
--That Guy Who Played Duffy in Chinatown in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
--
joshua kamm pri...@primenet.com
"Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong."
--Dennis Miller
"Fuck it, who wants pie?"
--Dennis Miller
Adam Raviv
Yeah...Royale with cheese...Quarter Pounder...Quarter Pound...113.5 Grams
...Definitely 113.5 grams...
-- Dustin Hoffman in "Pulp Fiction" (Edited Out)
Goddamn, that's a pretty good five dollar milk shake. Please sir, can I
have some more?
-- Oliver Twist in "Pulp Fiction" (Edited Out)
It's always Mia! Mia, Mia, Mia!
-- The girl who played Jan Brady in "Pulp Fiction"
(Edited Out)
Frankly my dear, I don't give two fucking shits.
-- Clark Gable in "Pulp Fiction" (Edited Out)
That Ken Guy
% Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
% the "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes I've created over the past month or
% so. I realize that some are better than others.
% People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
% own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
% dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
% Fiction" because more people will understand it.
I didn't make this up, but a friend sent it to me and I laughed my head
off. It seems to fit in this thread. Sorry if you've all seen it already...
I would not eat Royale with Cheese,
So do not even ask me, please.
I won't eat fries with mayonnaise,
I would not touch them anyways.
I would not drink five-dollar shake,
'Cause it gives me tummy-ache.
If I snort some uncut smack,
Blood and mucous I will yak.
"Why don't you eat pork?" you whine,
It's just 'cause I don't dig on swine.
Would you could you with a shrimp?
Would you could you with the Gimp?
I would not do so, but instead,
I think I'll blow off Marvin's head.
--Dr. Seuss in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
Ken
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"Damn, I'm tired of being right!" --Ace Ventura
Joshua Kamm
(Scooby9514) wrote:
> OK, I've got one:
>
> "Take a look at this lump o' shit (pointing at Marvin's dead body).
> Remember what it looks like. You accidentally shoot a nigger in a car and
> I guarantee you a one way ticket out of Marsellus' payroll - IN A BODY
> BAG."
>
> Tom Berenger (edited out of Pulp Fiction)
"Hey! Yo! We're all gonna be just like me. Three me's. And what am I like?
Come on, Yolanda, what am I like?"
--Henry Winkler (edited out of PF)
"Why do people drink ten dollar shakes? I mean, they're just milk and ice
cream. Nothing more. Not even any bourbon. Just milk and ice cream."
--Jerry Seinfeld (edited out of PF)
Greg Bryant
: In article
: > Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
: > the "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes I've created over the past month or
: > so. I realize that some are better than others.
: >
: > People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
: > own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
: > dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
: > Fiction" because more people will understand it.
"Look, Ringo, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think
you should sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
H.A.L. 9000 to Tim Roth in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
--
Greg
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Middletown Public Library
gbr...@erinet.com
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The views expressed here do not represent the views of my employer.
Scott Reeves
`Come on brain, it`s up to.`
Brain Voice only:` Kill em.`
( Door bursts open and six shots are fired at Vincent & Jules, but miss.)
DOH!!
-Homer Simpson from "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
--
Scott Reeves
email:Sc...@card.demon.co.uk
Scooby9514
Madhu Krishnaswamy
Zed, never rub another man's rhubarb
- Jack Nicholson
Jules, you can try to walk away but they'll keep pulling you back in.
- Al Pacino
Are you my friend?
Vincent: I'm not your friend, palooka
Oh, I thought maybe you were my friend, cos I like being stared at by my
friends. But if you're not my friend and you keep staring at me, I call
that presumptuous; in fact, I call that downright rude.
- Robert DeNiro
Neel Harish Mehta
Leif Eriksson
Everybody's fave cross-over:
"Use the gun, Vince."
-- Sir Alec Guiness in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
"Obi-Wan never told you what really was in that briefcase, Vince. (Wheeze)"
-- James Earl Jones in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
Leif Eriksson, the One and Only
Greg Bryant
: In article <3l5a7e$r...@eri.erinet.com>, gbr...@eri.erinet.com (Greg Bryant) writes...
: >Joshua Kamm (pri...@primenet.com) wrote:
: >"Look, Ringo, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think
: >
: >H.A.L. 9000 to Tim Roth in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
: "Jules. Jules. What are you doing Jules?"
: HAL 9000 (again) to Jules Winfield
: "All my life I knew I wanted to be a gimp."
: Henry Hill, narrating _PF_
Just thought of a few others while watching the Academy Awards...
"This doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring, get-to-know-you chit
chat." Uma Thurman in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" (edited out)
"Would you like to buy a monkey? I've got it in this briefcase." - David
Letterman in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"I really have to take a pee now, so I'm going to go." - Roger Avery in
"Forrest Gump" (edited out)
And one from earlier today...
"Vincent Vega. I thought you were dead." - Ernest Borgnine (from
"Escape From New York") in "The Bonnie Situation" from "Pulp Fiction"
R. David Zobel
kri...@ee.ualberta.ca (Madhu Krishnaswamy) wrote:
>More Pulp "quotes":
"And I will bring vengence upon my enemies. For I shall show you the life of
the MIND ! Heil Hitler ! "
John Goodman, PF (edited out)
______________________________________________________________________
Name: R. David Zobel
Title: Research Scientist I - Georgia Tech Research Institute (GTRI)
Phone: (404)894-8711
Email: david...@gtri.gatech.edu
Quote: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
______________________________________________________________________
Premkumar S. Rallabandi
"There's something in here that they can't get to"
"What are you talking about?"
"Dope"
"Dope, my friend, is a dangerous thing"
-Morgan Freeman in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
-Arun
BIER, LAURENCE
>: In article
>: <Pine.ULT.3.91.950324...@teer8.acpub.duke.edu>, Neel
>: Harish Mehta <n...@acpub.duke.edu> wrote:
>
>: > Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
>: > the "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes I've created over the past month or
>: > so. I realize that some are better than others.
>: >
>: > People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
>: > own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
>: > dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
>: > Fiction" because more people will understand it.
>
>"Look, Ringo, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think
>you should sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
>
>H.A.L. 9000 to Tim Roth in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Jules. Jules. What are you doing Jules?"
HAL 9000 (again) to Jules Winfield
"All my life I knew I wanted to be a gimp."
Henry Hill, narrating _PF_
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"In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the
money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the
woman."
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Ken Kaufman
Bonnie won't be able to get into the house.
--Macauley Culkin
The briefcase is hidden under a big W.
--Jimmy Durante
If I read it, he will come.
--Kevin Costner
Come on Vinnie, shoot me in the face. I'm not asking you to shoot me in
the face, I'm telling you to. Go ahead, shoot me in the face.
--Paul Shaffer
Look what we've got here, a wimp and a gimp.
--One of the "Animal House" Omegas.
Oh no, I've got brains all over Barbara's sweater. What will I tell
her?
--Ed Wood
It's still ticking.
--John Cameron Swayze
Our old friends Pumpkin and Honeybun seem to be back in town.
Holy Thanksgiving dinner!
--Adam West and Burt Ward
I'm going to pump six shots into you guys ... DOH!
--Homer Simpson
So he took the gold watch and inserted into his posterior. Can you say
"posterior?" Sure, I knew you could.
--Fred Rogers
Brains. Why's it always have to be brains?
--Harrison Ford
[John Travolta gets a big surprise when the adrenaline needle is inserted.]
--Jaye Davidson
Just a spoonful of cocaine helps the heroin go down.
--Julie Andrews
Son, I always told you to try your best, but you lied to Mr. Marcellus
when you told him you would lose. Consider yourself grounded.
--Robert Reed
BIER, LAURENCE
>Some more Pulp Fiction "quotes":
>
>Zed, never rub another man's rhubarb
> - Jack Nicholson
"If Vincent Vega is so fucking smart, why is Vincent Vega so fucking dead?"
----Jack Nicholson (again) in _PF_
"Kid, I got 20/20 vision and the rest of the world wears bi-EEEEYAAAAHHH!!!"
----Paul Newman (as Brett) in _PF_
David Hines
In article <3l8e1k$e...@solaris.cc.vt.edu>, mar...@vt.edu (Marty Cassady) writes:
|>
|>"Gilbert! I shot Marvin! Gilbert! I shot him! I shot Marvin, Gilbert!"
|> -Leonardo DiCaprio in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
|>
Man, oh man, is this funny! Thank you for the highlight of my day.
--
Dave Hines
"If it's all the same to you, I'll drive that tanker!"
Marty Cassady
-Harvey Fierstein in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Gilbert! I shot Marvin! Gilbert! I shot him! I shot Marvin, Gilbert!"
-Leonardo DiCaprio in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
" "
-Holly Hunter in "Pulp Fiction (edited out)
"I could have saved more of them....this pistol; that's a person! The
rest of the madman H, that's another! I could have done more!"
-Liam Neeson in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
"Huh-huh. He put that watch up his butt."
"Yeah. Heh-heh. Then he got diarrhea. Heh-heh."
"Huh-huh. That's cool."
"That's not cool! That sucks, when you've got diarrhea and a watch up
your butt."
"Huh-huh. I guess you'd know, Beavis. Huh-huh, huh-huh."
"Shut up, dil-hole. I'll get medieval on your ass."
-Beavis and Butt-head in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
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The usual disclaimers, etc.
Fred Douglas Davis
> "Mrs. Wallace are you trying to seduce me?"
> -Dustin Hoffman-
>
> "I didn't kill your wife!!"
> "I don't care!"
> -Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones-
>
> "Oh shit Vincent, Marcellus's wife ODed. Game Over Man Game Over!!!!!"
> -Bill Paxton-
R. David Zobel
fdd...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Fred Douglas Davis) wrote:
>Ken Kaufman (kau...@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote:
"This is definately not my briefcase. This is definately not my briefcase.
10 Minutes to Marcellus. 10 Minutes to Marcellus. Uh-Ohhhh."
- Dustin Hoffman in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
or possibly
"Serious Injuries. On January 10th Vincent blew my head off and
twisted and hurt my arm."
- Dustin Hoffman in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Third Man
: Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
: so. I realize that some are better than others.
: People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
: own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
: dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
: Fiction" because more people will understand it.
"I love the smell of freshly ground gourmet coffee in the morning."
-Robert Duvall in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Greg Bole
"To disembowel your enemies, drive away their chopper,
hear the lamentations of the Gimp."
Arnold Schwartzenegger in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
"Hold on honey-bunny, I've always believed if done properly, armed robbery
doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience."
Brad Pitt in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
"I just don't like my son spending all his time with a man who carries a gun
and goes around whacking people."
Kelly McGillis as Vinceny Vega's mother to Jules in _Pulp Fiction_
(edited out)
"Now, I know you're probably asking yourselves, "Did he fire six shots,
or just five?" Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself.
Now, since this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world,
and since it can blow your head clean off, the question you two have to ask
yourselves is "Do I feel lucky?" . . . Well, DO ya, punks?"
Clint Eastwood to Jules and Vincent in the original script of _Pulp Fiction_
"Hallo. My name is Marsallas Wallace. You killed my boxer. Prepare to die!"
Mandy Patinkin, the original Wallace in _Pulp Fiction_
"Yeah...that's easy for you to say. You're Mr. Wolf. You have a cool
sounding name!"
Steve Buscemi to Harvey Keitel in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
Old lady: "Are you from the CIA?"
Vincent: "No ma'am, we're hitmen."
Jules: "We're on a mission from God."
John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd as the original Vincent and Jules
Greg Bole [bo...@life.bio.sunysb.edu] "All of life's riddles are
Department of Ecology and Evolution answered in the movies."
State University of New York at Stonybrook _Grand Canyon_
Third Man
: Neel Harish Mehta (n...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
: : Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
: : so. I realize that some are better than others.
: "I love the smell of freshly ground gourmet coffee in the morning."
: -Robert Duvall in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
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Ee pap abba rihbus mam ibbehet oball thighs bie inebbitees
ubba shellfish, ebba tinnynee obeeba men. Breasted ibee ooinna
nage achabity egoo dill, shevvads aweeeg tooda baggy a danniss,
fo hes TOOLEE hisbuma keepa, emma fynga alos kidnea. An iwa
SKIKE DONNA PONDEE WIGATE FENCHANS NFOOSEUH ANGA, FOSE HOONA
TENT T'POOSN OOGESTOY DIEMUGGAS! ANDOO WINOO MINANEE DALOAD WHEN
ILAY IFENGA UPONDEE!!"
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
- Jodie Foster (as Nell) in PULP FICTION (edited out)
"Just a moment... Just a moment... I've just picked up a fault. I
appear to have shot Marvin in the face."
- HAL 9000 from PULP FICTION (edited out)
R. David Zobel
>: so. I realize that some are better than others.
>
>: People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
>: own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
>: dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
>: Fiction" because more people will understand it.
>
>
>
"You don't understand ! He'll will a trophy, she'll snort heroin and then
he'll stick a hypodermic needle in her heart. And he will NEVER EVER STOP
UNTIL HE IS DEAD ! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES ! THAT'S ALL HE DOES !"
- Michael Biehn in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
Paul Coughlan
"Ah..... A damn fine cup of coffee..."
-Kyle MacLachlan to Jimmie in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
--
Paul Coughlan bt...@freenet.carleton.ca
This space intentionally left blank.
Wil Cuadros
Marcellus: No, I'm far from being ok. He hit me in the buttocks.
- Tom Hanks in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Zed: Want to touch the heiny
- Adam Sandler in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Vincent: You ain't my friend, palooka.
Butch: Why Vincent Vega, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness.
Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Vincent, if I
thought you weren't my friend, I don't think I could bear it.
- Val Kilmer (Tombstone) in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Jimmy: I know how good my coffee is because i buy it. Bonnie doesn't
buy coffee. As a matter of fact, she never goes to the market
to get anything, she doesn't clean, and all she does is sit
around eating bon-bons and watching Oprah. And she won't stop
bugging me about having sex...
- Ed O'Neil in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Vincent: You want me to clean the car? You're not my dad, man.
- Luke Perry in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Jules: Im Superfly TNT in the Guns Of Navarrone, I'm DY-NO-MITE!
- Jimmy Walker in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Vincent: See, this is a test of one's moral charachter. This is a test
to see if one can be the master of one's domain.
-Jerry Seinfeld in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Vincent: It's illegal to carry it, but, but that don't matter cause, get
a load of this, allright. If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam,
it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the
cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: Oh man! I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fucking going."
- Marion Barry in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Jimmy: I'm glad you are here. You must have seen the sign that said "Dead
Nigga Storage." Put him in the fridge.
- Jeffrey Dahmer in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
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- David Letterman in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Jules: Why is it that they call it a Royale with Cheese? Why are the french
so lazy? If we can call it a Quarter Pounder, they can make the
appropriate conversion and make a fraction with Kilograms. Is it
so hard? Why don't they do it? Why?
- Jerry Seinfeld in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Mia: Fox Force Five. Fox, as in we were foxy ladies. Force, as in we
were a force to be reckoned with, and Five as in there were one,
two, um.....um.....eight.....um....
Christina Applegate in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Jules: Baby! Ain't no fucking ballpark, baby! It's not even the same
fucking sport, baby! Oh yeah, baby! That's right, baby!
- Dick Vitale in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Ed Sullivan: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The world
famous, Jack Rabit Slims Twist Contest. Let's get ready to
RUMBLE.....
- That one announcer guy from boxing in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Marcelus: In the fifth, your ass goes down.
- Don King in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Butch: I go down in the fifth? Thath ludicuith!
- Mike Tyson in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Greg Bryant
Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Greg Bryant
Madhu Krishnaswamy
Gimp, go get the butter
- Marlon Brando
Woody, what happened here is between you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest
-of-his-short-miserable-life-in-excrutiating-Pain.
Woody (from Cheers) : I didn't know that was his middle name.
(sorry if I butchered Marcellus' line)
Madhu Krishnaswamy
Dr. McCoy : He's dead, Jim
Greg Bryant
Carl M Stone
overdose Uma Thurman? -- Zippy The Pinhead (edited out of Pulp Fiction)
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who brought me this watch back from Vietnam?
Gabe Kaplan in Pulp Fiction (Edited Out)
c.t. pierson
Keir Dullea in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
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Joshua Kamm
(R. David Zobel) wrote:
> In article <3lc84o$q...@dockmaster.phantom.com>,
> jus...@phantom.com (Third Man) wrote:
> >Neel Harish Mehta (n...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
> >: Due to popular demand (and I did not see this coming), here is a list of
> >: the "Pulp Fiction" edited out quotes I've created over the past month or
> >: so. I realize that some are better than others.
> >
> >: People are free to add on, not by replying to this message, but in their
> >: own messages to rec.arts.movies. Hunter Metz and Andy Whitfield have
> >: dared to apply edited out quotes to any film, but I'll stick to "Pulp
> >: Fiction" because more people will understand it.
> >
> >"I love the smell of freshly ground gourmet coffee in the morning."
> >
> > -Robert Duvall in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
> >
>
> "You don't understand ! He'll will a trophy, she'll snort heroin and then
> he'll stick a hypodermic needle in her heart. And he will NEVER EVER STOP
> UNTIL HE IS DEAD ! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES ! THAT'S ALL HE DOES !"
> - Michael Biehn in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
>
"Hi! I Buwheat! I mushroom cloud lain mufucker. I da gun a du Navaro."
--Eddie Murphy in PF
--
joshua kamm pri...@primenet.com
"Kill anyone?"
"Just the entire cast and crew of Forrest Gump."
"Any real people?"
"Nope. Just them."
--Mr. Beije and Mr. Perrywinkle, Rendevous Dogs
R. David Zobel
gbr...@eri.erinet.com (Greg Bryant) wrote:
>"You're my huckleberry, honey-bunny." Val Kilmer to Amanda Plummer in
>Pulp Fiction (edited out)
>
>
"They must have done something to us"
- Mary Elizabeth Mastriantonio repeating the single worst line in
cinematic history (the Abyss) in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
"What do they call a Big Mac in Paris, eh?"
"A Big Mac you hoser"
"Take-off you hoser"
- Bob and Doub McKenzie as Jules and Vincent in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited
out)
"Is that what I think it is ?"
"Yea. You know, for kids."
- Tim Robbins in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
"Maaarrcalllleusssssss ! Maaaaarcalleussssss ! Maaaaarcallleussssss !"
- Sylvester Stallone (Rocky) in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
Balaji Thirumalaikumara
Paul Newman to David Letterman in Pulp Fiction (edited out).
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c.t. pierson
pull out a katana. They send one of your boys to Russell's old room, you
send them some pipe-hitting niggers. That's the _Inglewood_ way!"
--Sean Connery in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Ernest S. Tomlinson
"When you get shot, you'll take it and like it <blam, blam!>"
- Humphrey Bogart in _Pulp Fiction_ (edited out)
-et
--
Ernest S. Tomlinson (fuck)
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"It can only be attributable to human error." - HAL
"You're a doctor, you kill people every day!" - from _Shallow Grave_
Scooby9514
fuckin' car."
-Roger Rabbit in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)
Mark C Hughes
: More Pulp "quotes":
<Just before Butch carves up Maynard in the basement>
"There can be only one!"
--Christopher Lambert in Pulp Fiction (edited out)
Q
Hugh Grant in the Bonnie Situation
Fuck,Fuck,Fuck,Fuck Fuck
Michael F. Mardis
Far from the carpets.
Far from everything."
Alain-Robbe Grillet in _Pulp Fiction_
(edited out)
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"Jimmie, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. You like oak, Jimmie?"
"Oak's nice."
-Marlon Brando in PF (edited out)
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"This thing could make a great movie someday."
- Billy Wilder on Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Sunset Boulevard'
Jon Bonné
"I viddy we're ready for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence, eh me droogies?
Well, well, well, what have we here?..."
-Malcolm McDowell in the trunk of Vincent and Jules car (edited out)
Jon Bonné
"Wait a minute, because I want to make sure: are you ODing on me?"
"No, no."
"Because it sounds like you're ODing on me.
"No. I'm just snorting up. I know that's an awful thing..."
"You must think I'm a dick."
"No! We shared the most intimate thing two people can share together."
"You shared it with a dick."
-John Cusack and Ione Skye (screen test, Pulp Fiction)
The Bomb
"A Marvin Royale with Cheese. What a marvelous idea!"
--Anthony Hopkins in "Pulp Fiction"
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+ THE BOMB +
+ +
+ "Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as +
+ being in a target rich environment." +
+ +
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Greg Bryant
briefcase) in "Pulp Fiction" (edited out)