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sirb...@hotmail.com

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May 27, 2009, 6:48:12 AM5/27/09
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memory's not serving at the moo, and i cant remember
please dont say brown bunny or warhol's blog job
the odd thing is i must have seen at least 100 of these- remember its
not in porn nor in one of those emanuel soft core pics- but i cant
remember.

it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
erotic, so long as the story's more important.

sirb...@hotmail.com

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May 27, 2009, 6:49:23 AM5/27/09
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and while youre at it, whats the FIRST blowjob ever (not in deep
throat etc)

Howard Brazee

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May 27, 2009, 7:48:11 AM5/27/09
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On Wed, 27 May 2009 03:49:23 -0700 (PDT), sirb...@hotmail.com wrote:

>> it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
>> erotic, so long as the story's more important.
>
>and while youre at it, whats the FIRST blowjob ever (not in deep
>throat etc)

I have no idea, probably it was pretty implied, not shown. But I
remember when _I am Curious (yellow)_ came out.

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than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace
to the legislature, and not to the executive department."

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william

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May 27, 2009, 9:29:45 AM5/27/09
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On May 27, 6:48 am, sirbl...@hotmail.com wrote:
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> it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
> erotic, so long as the story's more important.

"In The Realm Of The Senses."

William
www.williamahearn.com

gilb

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May 27, 2009, 10:56:59 AM5/27/09
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<sirb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I like Jack Nicholson trying to get off in Carnal Knowledge. The hooker
who's working on him does something a little wrong right before his moment
of glory and he freaks out.

william

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May 27, 2009, 11:24:52 AM5/27/09
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On May 27, 10:56 am, "gilb" <g...@nada.net> wrote:

> I like Jack Nicholson trying to get off in Carnal Knowledge. The hooker
> who's working on him does something a little wrong right before his moment
> of glory and he freaks out.

"The sky's the limit."

William
www.williamahearn.com

Marv Soloff

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May 27, 2009, 11:29:34 AM5/27/09
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Julie Christie in "Shampoo" - who tells Warren Beatty
"I want to suck your cock" then dives under the table to get it.

Marv

Kingo Gondo

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May 27, 2009, 11:40:19 AM5/27/09
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I did like Cate blowing her student in Notes On A Scandal.


Pjk

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May 27, 2009, 11:49:38 AM5/27/09
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On May 27, 10:40 am, "Kingo Gondo" <kingo_nospam_go...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> I did like Cate blowing her student in Notes On A Scandal.

Bad Lt where Harvey Keitel jacks off while the girl in the car
pretends to do her boyfriend.

Pjk

Kingo Gondo

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May 27, 2009, 11:59:12 AM5/27/09
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Pjk

REPLY:

Pervert.


calvin

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May 27, 2009, 12:27:11 PM5/27/09
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How about 'worst' blowjob, for example Julia Louis-Dreyfus
giving one to the gross, seedy Richard Benjamin in
'Deconstructing Harry' (an otherwise good movie).

It's embarrassing for the actress to find herself used in this
demeaning way, I should think, even if it was a Woody
Allen movie.

moviePig

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May 27, 2009, 1:19:46 PM5/27/09
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Revert.

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nick

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May 27, 2009, 5:09:52 PM5/27/09
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On May 27, 6:48 am, sirbl...@hotmail.com wrote:


> it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
> erotic, so long as the story's more important.

William Hellfire's Vampire Strangler (1999).

moviePig

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May 27, 2009, 5:23:47 PM5/27/09
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I'd be ashamed to know of such a movie. In fact, I'm even ashamed to
know of someone who knows of such a movie...

nick

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May 27, 2009, 5:30:14 PM5/27/09
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On May 27, 5:23 pm, moviePig <pwall...@moviepig.com> wrote:
> On May 27, 5:09 pm, nick <nickmacpherso...@AOL.com> wrote:
>
> > On May 27, 6:48 am, sirbl...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > > it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
> > > erotic, so long as the story's more important.
>
> > William Hellfire's Vampire Strangler (1999).
>
> I'd be ashamed to know of such a movie.  In fact, I'm even ashamed to
> know of someone who knows of such a movie...
>
I did my best to class it up Film Comment style by crediting the
director and listing the year of release but you didn't fall for it.

But the blowjob scene in Vampire Strangler is one of the best sex
scenes I've seen in a movie, with a very real intimacy (between Mr.
Hellfire and the divine Misty Mundae, a couple at the time) you don't
see in porn or mainstream.

The rest of Vampire Strangler isn't very good.

tomcervo

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May 27, 2009, 5:38:52 PM5/27/09
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No contest: "Airplane!"

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moviePig

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May 27, 2009, 7:16:41 PM5/27/09
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Interestingly, though IMDb knows about VS, the movie's not returned on
a search-by-title. I wonder if I've somehow got a profile marked
'please censor'...

Speaking of cheesy titles... since I first heard it, I've thought DRAG
ME TO HELL had one of the lamest in recent memory. (Still do.)
Regardless, between it and UP, we seem headed into this summer's
Weekend of Critics' Blessings. Who'd 'a thought?

nick

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May 27, 2009, 8:15:14 PM5/27/09
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On May 27, 7:16 pm, moviePig <pwall...@moviepig.com> wrote:

> Speaking of cheesy titles... since I first heard it, I've thought DRAG
> ME TO HELL had one of the lamest in recent memory.  (Still do.)
> Regardless, between it and UP, we seem headed into this summer's
> Weekend of Critics' Blessings.  Who'd 'a thought?
>

I think Drag Me to Hell is a great fifties era pulpish title ("she
promised me heaven but instead she dragged me to hell"). You know
something called Drag Me to Hell is going to deliver the goods and it
shares honors with Public Enemies as my most looked forward to release
of the summer. Meanwhile Up shares a title--minus exclamation point--
with a Russ Meyer production, which could lead to some rental
confusion (in a very well stocked and diverse video store) somewhere
down the road.

moviePig

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May 27, 2009, 10:53:25 PM5/27/09
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Hmm, Pixar's (elderly) subject matter combined with Meyer's... UP: THE
VIAGRA CHRONICLES...

Dersu Uzala

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May 27, 2009, 11:29:21 PM5/27/09
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best? definitely not "the World according to Garp"
ouch...

The Shadow

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May 28, 2009, 5:58:12 AM5/28/09
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tomcervo wrote:
> No contest: "Airplane!"
>


Most painful blowjob in a film....Robin Williams' film "The World
According To Garp".


Poor Micheal Milton. OUCH!

Pjk

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May 28, 2009, 1:21:11 PM5/28/09
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NoNoNo. Cross of Iron when the Russion woman soldier bites off the
German's man soldiers "weapon."

Pjk

three-eyed freak

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May 28, 2009, 1:50:15 PM5/28/09
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What about the one River Phoenix got at the beginning of My Own
Private Idaho? He enjoyed it so much he shot a wooden house out of
the sky with his load!

tomcervo

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May 28, 2009, 11:12:30 PM5/28/09
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Dame Darling

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May 27, 2009, 11:04:37 AM5/27/09
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<sirb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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The one in 'Milk' looks retty hot to me.


moviePig

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May 29, 2009, 8:45:07 AM5/29/09
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> http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/37314/detective-bureau-2-3-go-to-hell-...

I often suspect the people who come up with the American titles for
Asian genre-movies have no American cousins to phone...

madar...@gmail.com

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May 29, 2009, 5:05:31 PM5/29/09
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I'll add:

The one Charlene Dallas gives to Harry Dean Stanton in RANCHO DELUXE
(1975).

Nancy Allen going down on Travolta in CARRIE (1977).


Tom

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May 30, 2009, 12:04:46 AM5/30/09
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On May 27, 5:48 am, sirbl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> memory's not serving at the moo, and i cant remember
> please dont say brown bunny  or warhol's blog job
> the odd thing is i must have seen at least 100 of these- remember its
> not in porn nor in one of those emanuel soft core pics- but i cant
> remember.
>
> it can go as far as catherine breillat, ok? so in a way it can be
> erotic, so long as the story's more important.

I'll toss in Susan Sarandon going down on James Spader in White Palace
and Lorraine Bracco going down on Ray Liotta as he was trying to leave
for 'work' in Goodfellas.

Tom

Del

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Jun 1, 2009, 6:53:15 PM6/1/09
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"Dame Darling" <vine_cu...@charter.net> wrote in message >

> The one in 'Milk' looks retty hot to me.

The whale in...er..."Moby Dick"


sirb...@hotmail.com

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Jun 5, 2009, 2:15:34 AM6/5/09
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On 27 mayo, 13:48, Howard Brazee <how...@brazee.net> wrote:

> >and while youre at it, whats the FIRST blowjob ever (not in deep
> >throat etc)
>
> I have no idea, probably it was pretty implied, not shown.   But I
> remember when _I am Curious (yellow)_ came out.
>
> --

that reminds me of a very sad fact; there's prolly no film historian
who could point this out because they're too busy looking for mise en
scene.
also i dunno how; say, preston sturges could imply sex but i havent
the faintest idea how he could imply oral sex.
so yeah, maybe it is that curious yellow thing you mention with em
swede babes.
whoever mentioned white palace, what a great example that was. but i
still cant remember any others.

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