Hindi movie quotes
Vipul Kapadia
Im looking for some sites having quotes from Hindi films but was not able
to find any. There is a huge collection of sites having quotes from English
movies so it was suprising to find nothing on Hindi movies.
All I found on the net was commonly used dialogues, but what Im loooking for
is actual dialogues from movies. It would be nice to prepare a list like
that.
If anyone has lists of quotes, then even all those could be consolidated.
Thanks
Vipul Kapadia
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Alok
Hey, that seems to be a good idea. I did a google search and came up
with the following:
Not much, but something to get you started :)
-Alok
--
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Vipul Kapadia
http://www.rediff.com/entertai/2000/oct/11quote.htm
cheers
Vipul Kapadia
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Alok <ganda...@rediffmail.com> wrote in message news:<slrnagvveh.d...@karma.astro.Virginia.EDU>...
Alok
Kapadia wrote:
> Found a link that has some great Amitabh Bachchan dialogues..
>
> http://www.rediff.com/entertai/2000/oct/11quote.htm
Good.
A request though: don't top-post. Post your replies below the
quoted portion.
http://www.netmeister.org/news/learn2quote.html
-Alok
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Obviously, a major malfunction has occurred.
-- Steve Nesbitt, voice of Mission Control, January 28, 1986, as the
shuttle Challenger exploded within view of the grandstands.
Vipul Kapadia
Here is a comprehensive list collected from various sites. Feel free
to
add to these.
cheers
Vipul Kapadia
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Amitabh dialogues
Amar Akbar Anthony
”Aisa to Aadami Life main Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka
race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagata hai bhai?”
”Eh phool de dona ma, wahan ees ke mafak koi kadak afsar mil
gaya to ooske hum yeh phool deke apun ka baap bana denga.”
”Tum har wakhat ees jadiye ko apne paas kyon rakhti ho?
Don
”Tumhe maut se dar nahi lagta?”
”Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.”
Kaala Paththar
”Yeh koyle ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz, unginath
logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissam se khoon ka ek ek katra
chooskar, ek lash ke roop main ugall deta hai.”
”Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it.”
Kaalia
”Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru.”
”Waqt ki bisaat pe kismat ne jo mohre bichhaaye the, unka rukh
palat gaya.”
”Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti
hai.”
”Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer
sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha.”
”Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?”
Naseeb
”Lekin who aayee kyon nahin?”
Satte Pe Satta
”Daaru peene se liver kharab hota hai. Bahut boori cheez
hai.”
”Jise commander banna hai, woh sab line laga kar saamne khada ho
jaye.”
Mard
”Mard Ko Dard nahi hota.”
Zanjeer
”Yeh pulis station hai, tumhare baap ke ghar nahi. Isi liye
Sidhi tarah khade raho.”
Deewaar
”Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se
takra kar toot jaate hain.”
”Tum chahti ho main bhi kya vahan se choop-chap nikal
jata?”
”Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata.”
”Haan, mai sign karoonga, lekin pehle oos aadmi ki sign le ke
aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle oos aadmi ka sign le ke
aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle oos
aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya thaa, Uske
BAAD, oos ke baad, mere bhai, tum jo kaagaz pe kahoge oos par me sign
karoonga.”
”Maa tu khush to hai na...”
”Chaabi jebh me rakh, kamine.”
”Business to aap ko karna nahin aata, sethji. Is building ke
aapne 5 lakh jaada maange hote, tab bhi mai ise le leta.”
”Oof tumhare oosul, tumhare adarsh. Kis kaam ke hai tumhare is
oosul jo ek waqt ki roti tak nahi bana sakta?”
"Sapru: Sauda to ho gaya Vijay sahab, lekin mein phir bhi yehi kahunga
ki aapko sauda karna nahin aata. Aap is building ke liye ek-do lakh
kam bhi dete, to bhi main bech deta.
Vijay: Sauda karna to aapko nahin aata, aap is building ke liye dus
lakh bhi zyada maang lete, ti bhi main kharid leta. Ye building meri
maa ke liye ek tohfa hai."
"Nahin maa, main kuchh bhi galat kaam nahin kar raha."

Sholay
”Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge.”
”Tumhara Naam kya hai, Basanti?”
”Pehli baar suna hai ye naam.”
”Hum bhi to roz khatro se khelte hai.”
”Jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga.”
”Ghadi Ghadi drama karta hai, saala.”
”Aurto ko eenhone ek ghante mein sikha diya hai.”
”Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailer, aur itni si ghabrahat?”
Adaalat
”Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen
hum.”
Trishul
”Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuchh aur hai,
Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.”
”You are right Mr. R. K. Gupta, yeh contract mujhi ko milenga.
Aur haan, mere banaye huwe colony me agar aap ko ghar chaahiye, to
taqalluf mat kijiyenga, makaan aap ko mil jayenga.”
”Aur aap, Mr. R.K. Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai? Meri maa ko
aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main
apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha
hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin
main aap se jaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr. R.K.
Gupta.”
”Jeesne har roj apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, oose
maut se dar nahin lagta.”
”Aapne apni panch minute na de kar apne 5 lakh gumaye
hai.”
”Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch
phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!”
”Maa, main aa gaya hoon.”
Muqaddar Ka Sikandar
”Aur waise hi, main ees ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log
kahenge, Sikandar ne apne ilake me oose mara.”
Lawaaris
"Apun wo kutte ki doom hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke,
nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"
 "Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
 "Bapu, bachpan se le kar aaj tak, tum ne muze maar maar ke
lokhand ka bana diya hai na, aab ek marunga to lokhand ka patra bana
dunga..."
Yaraana
”Lette, lette nahi, khare hokar baat karo.”
”Kacha papad, Pakka Papad.”
Namak Halal
“Ee Hai Malki, Corcodile.”
“Daddu Main Tumhe Jaane Nahin Doonga”.
”Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye?”
”I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English
because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron
because their minds are very narrow.”
Shakti
Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondhana bhi ek kaam hai."
"Ois aadmi ka to bahot bada ahesaan hai. Kyon ki, oos aadmine to oos
waqt meri madad ki thi, jab mere apne baap ne mooh pher liya tha."
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete."
“Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha,
basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is
duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch
karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga."
Situation: Amitabh points a gun at JK (Amrish Puri) in a hotel lobby
and the gun is covered by his coat.
Amitabh: JK, Mere haath mein jo coat hai, uske neeche ek revolver hai,
jiski nali tumhare taraf hai aur jisme che goliyan hain, jo itni
mahangi nahin ki unhe chalane mein mujhe koi afsos ho.
JK: Tum chahte kya ho?
AB: Chup chap hotel ke bahar jo kaali gadi khadi hai, usme jaakar
baith jao.
JK: Lekin tum aisa nahin kar sakte....
AB: Main sub kuch kar sakta hoon. Come on, let's go
Coolie
”Iqbal nahi tha kya, cooliyoon ka maal ko apna maal samaj liya
tha?”
”Tanik khidki to hataiye janaab.”
”Jiske sine me dil hi nahin, oose dil ka daura kya
padega?”
”Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere
saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi
peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.”
Sharabi
”Govardhan seth, Samundar main tairne waale, kuwon aur taalabon
main dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.”
”Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard
upar se nahin maloom hota hai.”
”Muchhen hon to Nathulal jaisee ho warna na ho.”
”Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai.”
”Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees
aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se.
Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy
hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?”
Shahenshah
”Rishte mai to hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai
Shahenshah.”
”hehehe.. iski kya zaroorat hai..heheh.”
”Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai?”
”Ye aurat kal court pe jayegi, har haal pe, har keemat
pe..”
”J.K., mai is aurat ko le ke aya hoon.”
”Aap dekh sakte hain hum door se kyon aye hain. Shaher mein ek
bhi naaka nahin tha, ek bhi chok, gali nahin thi, jahan hum pe goliyon
ki barsaat nahi hui.”
”Pehle to mai app ko ek police officer ki vardi pe haath dalne
ke liye geeraftar karsakta hoon.”
Agneepath
”Eh Kaancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha
hai?”
”Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath
Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis
saal, ....”
”Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se
aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise
tum log.”
”Pagar baddhao... Pandaraha so rupiye me ghar nahin chalta,
saala imaan kya chalega?”
”Main goonda nahin hoon.”
Major Saab
”Don't mess with the Army.”
Mohabbatein
“I don’t like changes. Mujhe Parivartan Pasand
Nahin”
Namak Haram
 "Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye?"
Chupke Chupke
 "Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi
gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"
Aks
 Achha aadmi, bura aadmi, Achha chehra, bura chehra Ek hi
sikke ke do pehlu.
 "Na koi marta hai, na koi maarta hai, Yeh main nahin kehta,
Gita mein likha hai."
 "Doston ka invitation thukraya ja sakta hai magar dushmano ka
nahi."
From Sholay: "Beta, aaj tumhara pehla din hai!"
Forgot the film but "Ustad!! Darwaje peh koi hai!!"
Partigya: "PHIR WOHI BAAT!!"
Quote Movie Filmed On
===== ===== =========
Mere paas maa hain. Deewar Shashi Kapoor
Kitne Aadmi thaiy? Sholay Amjad Khan
K ... K ... K ... Kiran .... Darr ShahRukh Khan
Mogambo Khush Hua ... MrIndia Amrish Puri
Tum aaoge ne meri shaadi mein ...
Nahin. DDLJ Kajol/SRK
<slap> <slap> <slap>
munimji, ise dus lakh rupay de do. Lamhe Anil Kapoor
Yeh koi khelne ki cheez nahin hai.
Hath kat jai ... to khoon nikhal
aata hai. ????? Rajkumar
"Understand? You better understand!" Laadla Sridevi
"Meow..meow" Gambler Gulshan Grovert
"K-K-K-Kiran", Shahrukh Khan Darr
Gandhi
Gandhi: Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love
has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time,
they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of
it: always.
Nehru: Bapuji, the whole country is moving.
Gandhi: Yes. but in what direction?
Gandhi: An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Hindu Man: I'm going to Hell! I killed a child! I smashed his head
against a wall.
Gandhi: Why?
Hindu Man: Because they killed my son! The Muslims killed my son!
Gandhi: I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about this high,
whose parents have been killed, and raise him as your own. But make
sure he is Muslim, and raise him as one.
Quotes from RK Movies
Humko Mitha Sake Is Zamaane Mein Dum Nahin,Kyon Ki Zamaana Hum Se Hai
, Hum Zamaane Se Nahin. - Raaj Kumar in Bulundi.
A slight variation.
Humko Mitha Sake In Machcharon Mein Dum Nahin,Hamaare Ghar Mein
Machchar Hai , Magar Hum Ghar Par Nahin !!.
Chinai Seth , Jinke Ghar Sheeshey Ke Hote Hain Woh Doosron Ke Ghar Pe
Paththar Nahin Phenka Karte - Raaj Kumar in Bulundi.
Jab Zameen Lage Phatne , Tho Prasad Lage Batne - Om Puri in Gupt.
Prem Naam Hai Mera, Prem Chopra - Bobby
Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain
Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain
Jis Raakh Se Barood Banen
Use Vishwanath Kehte Hain - Shotgun Sinha in Vishwanath
Main Aaj Bhi Phenke Huey Paise Nahin Uthaatha. - Big B in Deewar.
Ilaaka Kutte Billiyon Ke Hua Karte Hain , Sher Jahan Bhi Jaata Hai Woh
Khud Uska Ilaaka Ho Jaata Hai.- Dharmendra in Ilaaka.
Kal Ek Aur Aadmi Hafta Dene Se Inkaar Karega.- Big B in Deewar
Kisi Ki Bhi Parwa Karte Nahin ,
Kuch Log Zamaane Se Darte Nahin,
Kahen Aur Kya Hum Tho Hairaan Hain,
Khuda Jaane Kaise Yeh Insaan Hain,
Kabhi Toot Karke Bhikarte Nahin,
Kisi Ki Bhi Parwa Karte Nahin,
Kuch Log Zamaane Se Darte Nahin. - Kamal Hassan in Zara Si Zindagi.
Bahut Himmat Chhahiye , Vijay Saab , Bada Hausla Chhahiye , Daag Daman
Par Nahin Dil Pe Liya Hain Maine. - Big B in Kabhi Kabhi.
Vijay Saab Ka Response - Dil Pe Mat Le Yaar , Haath Mein Le ! -
Hyderabad Blues.
The classic:
"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."
* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."
* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."
* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."
* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "
* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"
* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di
jaati hai"
* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"
* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."
* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"
* " Raam Raam kaaka"
* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "
* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"
* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"
* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "
* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"
* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"
* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"
* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"
* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"
* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"
* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"
* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"
* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "
* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "
* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."
* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"
* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"
* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "
* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "
* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "
* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"
* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"
* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."
* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "
* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "
* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "
* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "
* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "
* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"
* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"
* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "
* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "
* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"
* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "
* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "
* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"
* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"
* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"
*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."
* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "
* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"
* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"
* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."
* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."
* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "
* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"
* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "
* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "
* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."
* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "
* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"
* " Bhaiyaaa!"
* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"
* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"
* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "
* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"
* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"
* "Driver, gaadi roko"
* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"
* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"
* " Goli se udaa do usse"
* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"
* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"
* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"
* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."
* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"
* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"
* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "
* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"
* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."
* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "
* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"
* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"
* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"
* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "
* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "
* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "
* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "
Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"
* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."
Here are ten more contributed by Deepak Deolalikar:
1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.
4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi
6. ham barbad ho gaye
7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........
8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
----> And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
Here is Prem!'s own contribution to the memorable hindi dialogues
list:
-1--
"Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho, jaao, ab to sab ka muh meetha
karna hai."
(standing standing why face you looking, go, now we need to
sweeten
everyone's face)
-2--
"Parameswar ki kripa hai, masterjee"
(who cares how the heck it happened,
just shut up and take advantage of it.)
-3--
Frail girl in white salwar lying on a charpoy, dying of the hindi
movie script writer's favourite fatal illness... yes, "Munni ko
blood cayncer ho gaya hai"
"He bhagwan, meri jaan le le, aur mere beti ki jaan bacha de"
(hey god, if it's all the same to you, wanna trade my life
for my daughter's?)
By this time, everyone is resigned to the fact that the daughter
will kick the bucket within the next two minutes, just in time
for daaktarjee to come in and check her pulse... as the
background
singers start clearing their throats for the obligatory
"aaa...aaa... chorus"
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From this point on, all of the core material (and the typos) are
Asjeet Lamba's. Prem! (pr...@prem.lbl.gov) has just cleaned it up
a bit for presentation and added a few comments here and there...
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HINDI MOVIE ONELINERS AND PHATTAS
=================================
"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN) and his CHAMCHAS.
GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye...
Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya...
Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...
----
GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar..
GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...
----
How about this classics scene:
The Hero has just married a very poor girl ( who later turns out to
be
his father's friend's long lost daughter ) and has brought her home
to
introduce to his parents.
Hero: Mala (for lack of a better name), Pitaji ke paon chuo.
( Mala, touch father's feet)
Mala is bending down to touch the father's feet. Suddenly, THE
FATHER
MOVES BACK TWO STEPS.
Father: Tum is khandan ki bahu kabhi nahi ban sakti.
( You can never become the daughter-in-law of this house).
Father to Hero: Kamine, tune hamari ijjat ko mitti me mila diya.
Nikalja is ghar se. Aaj se tu mera beta nahin aur
me tera baap nahin. Samajh le ki tera baap mar gaya.
( You have mixed my honour in the mud. Get out of the house.
From today, you are not my son and neither am I your father.
Assume that your father is dead.)
----
My, these cliches from Hindi movies sure are fun. Let's have more of
these.
And another classic from "Sholay":
Dharmendra is up on top of the water tower threatening to commit
suicide
and is very drunk. Down below there are many villagers watching the
drama
unfold, and this classic situation involves two of these fine
gentlemen -
G1, and G2.
Dh: Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya
tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait
(suicide).
G1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
G2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!
Hats off to the genius who wrote the dialogues!
----
I don't remember where this came from, but i really like it. Here is
how
it goes:
The villain has the heroine tied to an electric chair with a long
electric
wire leading to a switch. The villain throws the switch and the
electricity
is now shown flowing towards the heroin. The hero is running towards
the
heroine racing with electricity to save her, and yes he is catching
up.
The villain at this point shouts to his chamcha: "Charlie voltage
baddhao,
electicity jaldee jayegi".
----
The villain has just asked his guys to get hold of Mudassar Nazar, who
has refused to come to the villain's den.
Sidie: Boss, Mudassar Nazar nahin aa raha hai.
Villain: Kya? Tumhare ankhe hai ya button? Phir se dhoondo!
----
Ajit is on the phone to Seth Dharam Prashad, played by that
insufferable dude, AK Hangal (who, just as an aside, needs to
be eliminated along with Nirupa Roy): (translations provided).
Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki beti hamare kabze mein hai!
[Seth Dharam Prashad, your daughter is in my nefarious hands!]
Seth: Hullo, hullo, kaun bol raha hai?
[Hullo, hullo, who is this?]
Ajit: Pyaar se log mujhe tayllipphone kehte hain!
[People affectionately call me tayllipphone!]
(Damn, it loses a certain charm in the translation.)
====
Amitabh B has got out of jail and is bent on finding and beating
up Ajit (who goes by the name JJ in this movie). He calls JJ:
(direct translations provided).
Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!
[JJ, I now now jail from exited have!]
Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?
[Yes, say if again inside I send shall?]
====
Hope you enjoy this TOOTI PHOOTI Hindi / English!
The movie is Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro:
The funniest line in the film was probably when Naseeruddin Shah
takes over the role of Duryodhana in the MABHARATA play and says
"Meine Draupadi ka cheer-haran ka idea DROP kar diya hai"
(I've dropped the idea of denuding Draupadi )
(Prem!'s officious comment:
)
(Personally, I think Om Puri had the best line in that scene. Om
Puri )
(has taken over Bhim's role (gada-dhaari Bhim, no less! :-) and is
FOR )
(stripping Draupadi, while Duryodhan (Naseeruddin?) is AGAINST
it... )
(
)
(When Yudhishtir, played by some sidey actor tries to stop
Draupadi )
((who is played by Satish Shah's dead body, (don't ask me why!))
from )
(being stripped of "her" clothes, and Om Puri (Bhim) roughs up
this )
(Yudhishtir dude saying:
)
( "Abey Oy, tu kaun hota hai bolne waala,
)
( ham bhi to Draupadi mein shareholderrr hai!"
)
( *end of Prem!'s comment*
)
====
How about other gems from the movie:
1. Om Puri trying to help Satish Shah's "old car." In fact it is his
dead body in a coffin, which Om Puri mistook for an old car which
has got its tyre punctured. The best line in the whole episode was
"Ek Sharabi sharabi ke kaam nahin ayega to kaun ayega"
(If one drunkard doesn't help another drunkard, then who else
will?)
( Yetanudder comment from Prem! with prem...
)
( How could your forget the other line by Om Puri (who is totally
drunk))
( "Kaun si modddel hai? Oh ho, Sport car hai, arrey apni
)
( to Austin gaddi hai, eh heh, old ij goldd, eh bhai?"
)
2. Naseeruddin Shah goes to Satish Shah as a photographer from Times.
He
is eating cake. Ravi Baswani signals Naseeruddin Shah to throw some
cake
outside so that he can relish it too. Here comes the best one-liner
from
NS "Amrika mein kehte hein - thoda khao, thoda pheko."
(NS is telling Satish Shah that it is said in the USA, one should
eat
some and throw some)
3. While eulogizing Satish Shah, "Woh gutter ke liye jiye, aur gutter
ke
liye mare. Woh kaha karte the ki kisi desh ki unnati uske gutter se
jani
jati hai. Unhone apni sari jindgi gutter mein gujar di."
(He lived for gutter, and he died for gutter. He used to say that
the
progress of a country can be measured by its gutters. He spent all
his
life in gutters.)
4. Then this scene in which Ravi thinks the heroine (sorry, forgot the
name)
has come to be photographed, and explained to her that he will take
such
a good photo that she will instantly become a top model. The
dialogue ends
with a slap from heroine. Then while Ravi is searching for the
photographs
she had earlier asked them to develop, Naseeruddin Shah comes in
the shop
and he also thinks that she wants to be photographed. the whole
scene is
repeated. It was hilarious. Ravi trying to tell NS that she is not
what NS
thinks, but everytime NS just shuts him up.
5. The scene in which the two had gone in search of the dead body in
the
night. Ravi Baswani is terribly afraid. He wants to search in the
area
where he is sure there is no dead body.
( Prem!'s comments again...
)
( One of the other alltime memorable lines in this movie was when Om
Puri )
( (Ahuja) finds out that Satish Shah (D'Mello) has double crossed him,
)
( he (om puri) storms out of the room with his (om puri's :-) lungi
)
( hitched up, screaming in a thick Panjaabi accent:
)
( "Oye DeeMello, Tu to gaya"
)
I would strongly recommend the movie to everyone. Among other
comedies,
Angoor (Sanjiv Kumar, based on Comedy of Errors) and Shaukeen (Ashok
Kumar,
Hangal and Utpall Dutt) are recommended. Any other comedies that
netters
would recommend??
----
Raaj Kumar: Jaani, hum tumhe aisa nahi karne denge...
----
Amitabh Bachchan: Nazar utha ke dekh Gabbar. Tere sar pe maut mandalaa
rahee hai!
----
Ravi : Jitendra
Maa : Nirupa Roy
Foto : Om prakash
Ravi: Maa, Tumhaare aasheervaad se main aaj B.A. FIRST class mein
pass ho gaya hoon.
[ Mom, your cool_dude son graduated today ]
[ Guess what ?! In first class ]
Maa : Bahuth khushee ki baath hai beta. Le, yeh parshaad kha le.
[ Son, that's really impressive. Thulp this parshaad ]
[Roy goes to the Foto of Om prakash, that is hanging on the wall]
Dekho ji. Aaj apke beta ne aap ki baath nibhaya hai.
[ Look hubby, your son the cool dude, what a shot !]
[ Roy to her son ]
Beta ... Ek achchi si naukari doond le Aur,
Jaldi se ek Bahuraani bhi le aaa
[ Son, how about cashing a job and closing on a female ? ]
Ravi: Maa ... uummnn ... Bahu rani tho my dhoond hee liya hai.
[ Geez, closed on a girl already ]
Maa : SSsaachchc?^#!@*&! Kaun hai beta vo khush kismat valee ?
[ Really !, who's that babe ? ]
Ravi: Seth Gangaram ki beti, Asha.
[ ddaannn ...dddaaann .... music in the background
and a face full of *%$*( of Nirupa Roy in the foreground ]
The rest of it is left to your imagination.
The saga continues...
Maa: BETAA!!! Yeh mujhse tu kis janam ka badla le raha hai!?
(Sonny, whatcha screwing up my happiness for?)
Ravi: MAA, tu kyaa keh rahee hai?
(Duh?!?!)
Maa: Beta, yeh wohi Seth Gangaram hai jisne tere pitaajee kaa
khoon karvayaa thaa! (BACKGROUND musicians go CRAZY!)
(You little twerp, this was the same jerk who knocked up
(errr...off) your daddy-jee)
Ravi: Kya!?
Member of Audience: Abbe saale, sunaaee nahi deta tereko!?
(Oh, brother-in-law, can't you hear?)
Ravi: Maa, yeh tu kyaa keh rahi hai?
(Writer's Interjection: Our Hero is not exactly PhD material.)
Maa: Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hai...
(Son, this happened 20 years ago...)
Ravi: Yeh, yeh mom get on with it. I've heard that before...
(Haan, haan maa aur kuch bolo. Yeh maine sab suna hua
hai...)
Maa: (STARTS SOBBING HYSTERICALLY) Beta, beta yeh tu kya keh raha
hai...
Audience Member 2: Arre yaar yeh to phir rone lagee!!!
(Geez man this woman started all over again)
Other Members: MAARO MAARO ISSE!!!
(Kill her, Kill her)
SO we Finally get rid of Ms. Roy. Thanks once again to the mob
mentality. Who said mob mentality was all bad!!
----
THE SCENE...
Hema malini(Basanthi) on tonga is being chased by four dakaits
on ghodes...
Basanthi - Chal Dhano! Aaj theri basanthi ki izzhat ka saval hei
Dhano - Arain Basanthi agar tere peeche char daku hein to mere
peeche bhi char ghode hain.Meri izzhat ka bhi saval hei.
----
From Sholay, Amitabh Bachchan to Hema Malini: "Tera naam kya hai,
Basanti?"
this should be followed by "Mera naam Basanti hai !!"
then amitabh says in his typical style: "Pehli baar suna"
----
How adout the following from the evergreen Prem Chopra
(repeated umpteen times in the movie.)
"Mein woh bala hu jo sishe se pathar todta hoon."
(Prem!'s comment: )
( )
( and the other one which I am already quite tired of hearing, )
( )
( "Prem... Prem naam hai mera, Prem Chopra" )
( )
-----------
How about this one from Zanjeer?
The hero has just landed in Ajit's (big) 'bungla' to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago. And Ajit goes,
"Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum
tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!"
------------
The dialogues are from Amitabh movies.
AB: Muche ho to nathulal jaisi ho varna na ho.
(muche = moustache - Prem!'s translation service)
AB: Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur
aap.
AB: Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka
race
ho ya police ka case ho.
----
I remember one dialogue from Kalicharan, here goes...
Shatrughan Sinha :- [ reacting to unusual nicety by Premnath ]
"D.S.P. Saab aaj kya naag panchami hai?"
Premnath :- [ Surprised ] Nahi to?
Shatrughan Sinha :- To phir aap is naag ko doodh kyo pila rahe
hai?
----
(Asjeet seems to have gone back to Sholay here... Prem!)
Dh: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going
jail.
In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and
Peesing....
G1: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha
hai.
Basanti's
mother: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!.
G1: To phir usay marne dogi kya?
B's m: Accha theek hai, Veeru, Main thaiyar hoon.
Main thaiyar hoon!!.
Dh: Are thumse kown shadhi karega buddiya,
main tho Basanti se shadhi karna chahtha hoon.
Basanti: Veeru, main bhi thaiyar hoon.
Dh: Chalo, Basanti thaiyar hai. Buudiya bhi thaiyar hai,
Main neechay uthartha hoon.
----
This dialogue is from the movie Namak Halaal. I hope I do justice to
it.
The scene is the one in which Amitabh is introduced to Ranjeet by Ram
Sethi
for the first time in the movie.
Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya
nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave
angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh
english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren
and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow.
In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne
stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay
Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very
prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must
take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an
important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at
the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease
and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari,
look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and
considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration
into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.
----
Villian's Hechman: Boss, Rita (the heroine) bhaag gayee...
(Boss, Rita's escaped.)
Villian: Jaao uska peecha karo! (Go! Follow her!)
Gabbar Singh's Twist: Jaao unkaa peechaa karo, aur khaalee haath mut
anaa haramzaadon!!
(Follow them, and don't come back empty-handed, you bastards.)
----------
Heroine to Villian: Kutte, kameene; chhod de mujhe!!
(Dog; Meanie; leave me!)
Villian: *Grunt*
(Enter) Hero: Haraamzaade, main tera khoon pee jaaungaa!!
(Bastard, I'll drink your blood!)
-----------------
Hero to Mom (first meeting with heroine): Dekho ma main kisse laya
hoon!
(Look who I've got to meet you
mom!)
Hero's mom: Aao betee, mere paas baitho...
(Come daughter, sit beside me...)
(If that happens to be Lalita Pawaar then we're treated to her awesome
natural wink, if you get what I mean @;)
Heroine: **BLUSH** **BLUSH** *Quickly pulls ghungat (veil) over her
head
and touches her feet (the ma-in-law's feet that is!)*
-----------------
Old man: Bees saal pehle ki baat hai... (This happened twenty years
ago...)
*Fade to flashback...*
-----------------
On similar lines:
Low life goondaa "eve-teasing" the heroine is accosted by a mean-
looking crowd.
Man 1: Tumhaare ghar mein kyaa maa, behen nahi hai?
(Don't you have a mom or sister at home?)
Ranjeet's rejoinder: Maa, behen to hai; lekin biwi nahi hai!
(Yeh, yeh. I have a mom and sister, but no wife!)
Audience Member: Abbe maaro saale ko!!
(O you, beat-up the brother-in-law!!)
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(
)
(We now interrupt this program for some commercial messages ---
Prem! :-)
((These are also from Asjeet's collection. Not my creations.)
)
Some Indian Commercials:
Nirma Washing Powder
--------------------
Woman: Nirma! Washing powder Nirma. Dood see safedee Nirma se Aaye.
Rangeen kapdon mein khil khil jaaye. Sub ki pasand Nirma!
Washing powder Nirma, washing powder Nirma. NIRMA!!
(Aurat: Nirma! Dhone ka saabun Nirma. White as milk from Nirma.
Colorful clothes blossom blossom. Everyone's choice Nirma!
Dhone ka saabun Nirma, blah blah Nirma. NIRMA!)
Vicco Vujradunti Ayurvadic Cream
--------------------------------
Woman: Badde naazon se paalee hamaaree banno. Tujhe dulhan banaye
(sings) re pyaaree banno. Tujhe haldi ka something-or-the-other
lagaayen
sakheeaan. Teri kaya ko komal banaye sakheeaan. Teri sakheeaan
are getting carried away singing and dancing...
(Aurat: My daughter, I have raised you with immense care and at great
personal sacrifices to me. I have kept you away from all those
sleaze-bag boyfriends of yours. So let your pals take this
opportunity to put a lot of gooey stuff on your arms, legs and
face (since we can't show anything else on Doordarshan (TV)).)
O. K. Saabun (Soap)
-------------------
Scene 1: Two men cycling together and discussing world affairs....
Man 1 : Arre yeh toe bahut bada hai! Zaroor mehnga hoga!
(Hey, this toe is really big @:) (Should be kinda expensive)
Man 2: Nahi yaar! Bilkul mehenga nahi hai. Naha ke toe dekh!!
(No friend. No way!! It aint expensive. Bathe your toe and see
@:)
Scene 2: Man 2 in the shower with a gulaabee (pink) OK soap in his
hand...
Background Music and Voice:
Joe OK say nahae kamal sa khil jaaye. OK nahaane ka badaa saabun.
(If Joe bathes with OK soap, he'll blossom like no ones business.
OK is the BIG bathing soap.)
Voiceover: Company's-name-deleted Utpaadan (Product).
--------------------------
( BACK to the dialogues... )
Heroine: Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun!
(I'm going to become your kid's mother)
Hero: Kya!? (With a I'm-in-deep-shit-now look) (What?!)
Hero's Mother/Father:
Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupaih aur mere bete ko bhool jao.
(Here, take these fifty thousand ruppees and leave our son alone.)
Heroine's Father/Mother:
Kullachchini, maine tujhe issi liye paal-pos ke badaa kiya thaa ke
tu mujhe yeh din dekhaaye?!
(Woman-from-a-lousy-family-tree, did I raise you to show me this
day?)
Mom: Kalmoohi! Maine tujhe issi din dekhne ne liye paidaa kiya thaa!
Ke tu mere peeth peechey gulcharrey udhatee phirre!?
(Black face! Did I give birth to you to show me this day!
That behind my back you fly flower-shots around!?)
Girl: Ma! Main Martandya se pyaar kartee hun!
(Mother! I love Martandya)
Boy: Hum ek doosrey ko jee-jaan se chahatey hain...!
(We love one another with our heart-life)
Dad: Haraamzaadey! Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta
hai! Teri haesiyat he kya hai?
(Bastard! Your that many guts! You're putting ropes around
my daughter! What is your social standing after all?)
Raaj Kumar: Arre jaani, jaane bhi do. Do pyaar bharey dil hain.
Gulcharrey
nahi udhaengey to kya world affairs discuss karengey kya?
(Oh lively one, let it be. Two love filled hearts these
are.
If they don't fly flower-shots what do you expect them to
do -- discuss world affairs?)
==================================
Utpal's dialogues too are equally lively!.
>Dwaraka
>dwa...@nova.eng.wayne.edu
"National dress ka mazak nahin uda-oge to broad
minded kaise kehloage?" ....in Gol Maal
in which Utpal Dutt wants his daughter
> in law to be a villager and Deepti Naval (who's a doctor) cons him into
> believing that she's an authentic gawar village belle? It was hilarious.
> Arun
>
Most probably the name of the movie is' Kisise Na Kahena'If it is,
then in the
same movie Utpal Dutt went to see bride for his son(Farouq Sheikh),
the
conversation is as follows;
The girl asked "rock ka bare me aap ka keya kheyal hai?"
She meant music. Utpal Dutt replied " rock ka bare me to mere
jaankari jada nehi hai. mera buisness dusra hai"
----
Amitabh in Coolie (?) : .. jis par pad jaye ek bhee hath
uska bache na ek bhi baal.
isliye naam hai mera iqbal.....
----
Kadar Khan : .. sheeshe ko sheesha kat ta hai,
lohe ko loha kat ta hai,
tujhe paagal kutta katega ....
"Agar sukh rahna chahtheho... tho gaam ko apna lo..."
2. Kaalia:
"Agar ekh Maa ka doodh piyeho... tho samne aaja..."
3. "Hum eint ko eint se jawab denge..."
4. "Aagar thum nahin hothe tho
mein kabka mara hotha..."
5. "abh mujhe kuda bhi nahin rokh saktha.."
6. "thum nahin ho tho mera kuch nahin hain"
7. "thum ho tho mujhe sabh kuch milgaya"
8. "mere daulath se nahin...
mujhse pyar karne wala/wali chahiye"
9. "Mere akhon me dekh ke kaho _____
mujhe sach much pyar nahin karthe"
10. Rajesh Khanna:
"Dhoka kagaya na India?"
11. "Mein thumhare akhon me asoon nahin
dekh saktha _____"
12. Road side Romeo:
"Akhele Akhele kahan ja rahi ho?!"
(Take any popular old song)
13. "Tumen maa behen nahin hai kya?"
14. "Bahoth duur se ayeho....
jera aaram karke jana"
15. "Jab thak vo nahi martha..
mein aaram nahin kar saktha"
16. "Saach bathavo Doctor...
mujhe kya huva hai"
17. "Aap operation ke liya tayyar
kijiye Doctor sahaab...
payse ka mein intazam karunga"
18. Hero's wife to Hero:
"Aap do din mein ek lakh
kahan se layenge?"
19. Hero's wife: "mere gahne(?) bechdho".
20. Helpless Hero to wife:
"Gam ke seva mein thumhe kuch bhi nahin
de sakha ____"
21. "Bagwanke gar mein dher hain...
andher nahi..."
22. "Bagwan thumne ye kya kiya"
or
"Hein Raam..thumne ye kya kiya"
23. "Bagwan thume jaan lena hi hein tho
mere jaan lelo.."
24. "Bagwan..agar mera pyar sachcha hai tho
ise bachchavo.."
25. "Hai Bagwan...thum ithne anyay kayse
bardash karsakthe ho"