Why are there so many Khans in Bollywood?

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Jan 22, 2002, 12:11:23 PM1/22/02

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Why are there so many Khans in Bollywood?Just to name Amir,Shah
Ruk,Salman,this Khan,that Khan?
Are they cloned and then bred in a top secret lab, by a Prof Khan?

Maulik Gandhi

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Jan 23, 2002, 4:55:26 AM1/23/02

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Jan 23, 2002, 5:57:12 PM1/23/02

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>Why are there so many Khans in Bollywood?Just to name Amir,Shah
>Ruk,Salman,this Khan,that Khan?
>Are they cloned and then bred in a top secret lab, by a Prof Khan?

Yes.
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Karen Lofstrom

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Jan 24, 2002, 12:12:48 AM1/24/02

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Since I've never visited or lived in India, this is a mere guess, but ...

Somewhere I read that many Indian Muslims are found in the lower classes.
Since moviemaking was at first considered a sleazy activity, conducted by
improper people, it may have been that only people who had no "bourgeois
respectability" to lose would have joined the film industry. Once there
were a significant number of Muslims in the field, there would have been a
tendency to recruit from friends and relatives.

Perhaps that's why of the three brothers in Amar, Akbar, Anthony, the
brother raised as a Muslim is the one who becomes a popular singer.
Singing and performing in general were a little improper, even thirty
years ago, yes?

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making derogatory comments. If I have, unwittingly, please tell me nicely,
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Dilip Vekaria

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Jan 26, 2002, 2:53:29 AM1/26/02

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This is my theory to why there are khans in bollywood, First of all we all
kno that the underworld in india is run by muslims mainly, and so is the
film industry so why wouldnt there be khans around???? Look at Hrithik
Roshan the minute he became popular from his first movie!! the first pure
INDIAN DESI to make it big in a hella long time after BACHCHAN, his dad
Rakesh Roshan got shot and Hrithik himselft got threats up thee ass!! so go
figure!!! but then again this is JUST my THEORY!!!the whole film industry is
ran by the mob!! its how money there is laundered why u think there are only
10 good movies in the whole year and the other 390 movies are worth nothing
but shit????? its a way to launder money thats all. If anyone has insight on
this please let me kno!!Bye...........
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Jan 29, 2002, 5:31:13 AM1/29/02

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Prof Khan of the Khan Cloning Labs has announced that 4 more Khans are
to be developed for the indian film industry. They will replace 'past
my sell buy date' Khan, 'girl friend beater' Khan, 'wanna be film
director' Khan and 'coke head' Khan.

Meanwhile, a rival lab called Kapoor Cloning PVT are creating more
anoeying and badly dressed Kapoors. The women versions will dress like
whores and act brain dead in forth-coming films (simalar to KG3). The
male versions are designed to play teenage roles well into their 40's
then will suddenly become fat,bloated,repulsive and become sharabi's!.

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