Worst Breast Job/Best Breast Job
PokeChoppe
their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
Worst tit job of all times:
Leanna Hart
Best tit job:
Asia Carrera
'nuff said
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one anyways. I understand that she's had some "retouching")
mike
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clowns like Wendy Whoppers?
Best: Have to say recent Playmate of the year Karen McDougal, they look
so natural, anyone would be fooled. BTW, I don't waste money on Playboy.
Who gets turned on by artistic crap?!
Torris
>What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should give
>their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>
>Worst tit job of all times:
>
>Leanna Hart
Raylene or Sana Fey probably tho the crown for worst should go to
bunny bleu.
>
>Best tit job:
>
>Asia Carrera
Krista Lane and possibly Nadia Moore
Torris
"Rehab is for quitters"
Diesel
---Kelly Jaye [what happened to her nipples? Were they relocated?]
---Celeste [in some movies, her scars are distracting as hell]
---Janette Littledove [the very worst I have seen...underneath her breasts are
scars worst than that of Frankenstein's Monster...absolutely horrifying]
---Raylene [she should sue]
Best Tit Jobs
---Ashlyn Gere
---Janine Lindemuller
---Asia Carerra
---Selena Steele
todd
>What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should
>give their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>
>Worst tit job of all times:
>
>Leanna Hart
Mimi Miyagi. (She shouldn't have had that second operation. After her first
boob job she was well proportioned.)
>Best tit job:
>
>Asia Carrera
Agreed.
Kitty Yung.
>'nuff said
Todd.
Ultradamno A.D.
Tyfanny Millon
Vicca
Lexus
-These three take the prize for being so comically out of proportion
with the torso on which they were tacked that they make the breasts seem
more like a swelling borne of some particuarly vicious epidermal
infection rather than a natural part of the human anatomy.
Dishonorable mention:
Mustang Sally Layd
-Scar central, but I wouldn't have been a fan in any event.
Best:
I've never seen a good one but Kaitlyn Ashley, Madison and Sarah Jane
Hamilton got relatively non-distracting augmentations.
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<oooooo...@imtoosexy.com> wrote:
>I think you can throw Cort Knee in there for worst boob job (well, her first
>one anyways. I understand that she's had some "retouching")
>
From what I've seen the touch-up work doesn't work wonders, but at
least her nipples look a tad more normal. Tits are still way to hard
and round.
Though with Cortknee, she's the kind of girl you leave her top on and
just worry about her other naughty bits.
Spaceman J
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give
> >their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
> >
> >Worst tit job of all times:
> >
> >Leanna Hart
>
> bunny bleu.
>
Having seen Raylene's breasts up close at a club recently, I should jump in
and defend said knockers.
They look quite nice in person, although the pucker is noticeable when she
bends over. I would suggest that video tends to make them look worse than
they really do, especially when talking about the quality film making
techniques employed by our faves Vivid.
That said, she shoulda left 'em the way they were in Shanes World 4 + 5.
Spaceman J
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> ---Ashlyn Gere
Ashlyn Gere...??? All this time I thought they were "the-real-McCoys".
BTW... I kinda liked Samanta Strong's pair. Something about those
"tits" and her "body" seemed to blend together.
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Must throw in my vote for Cortnee and the horribly scarred job that Mengele
did to Dominique Simone.
Best?
Kim Kyles hard mounds are perfect for tight hard body, and Leanna Fox's are
so ridiculously huge that you just gotta love 'em.
PokeChoppe wrote in message ...
>What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should
give
>their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>
>Worst tit job of all times:
>
>Leanna Hart
>
>Best tit job:
>
>Asia Carrera
>
>'nuff said
Peter van Aarle
[snip]
>Best:
>I've never seen a good one but Kaitlyn Ashley, Madison and Sarah Jane
>Hamilton got relatively non-distracting augmentations.
Kaitlyn and Madison?
Are you serious, or did a mis a smiley somewhere?
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JR Carrington
Heather Lee
Best :
Jessica Wylde
Sahara Sands
RonK489385
begin with. She would look great with her boyish frame and natural tits. Even
with bad boobs, she is still one of my favorites.
IMO, bad jobs come when the patient wants boobs several sizes bigger. From a A
to B or a B to a C is the max. Any increase beyond 1 cup size is noticeable
and bad. A good boob job should be very slight and enhance the shape rather
than making the boobs bigger.
However, since the cost of slight or major enhancements is probably the same,
the starlets tend to want more bang for their bucks -- big mistake mistaking
quantity for quality.
Mikey
wrote:
All-Time Worst:
Kelly Jaye - too far apart, weird shape, bad scars, etc.
All-Time Best (tie):
Janine Lindemulder & Juli Ashton
Lazar921
there are actualy faded silvery stretch marks from how far they were maxed out.
they also are so heavy that they "hang" from the chest sking and sway as solid
croquet balls in a sack of skin..shes so fucking hot why she do that???
PokeChoppe
Lexus looks much better with her shirt on!
Why the hell did Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson screw with their already perfect
chests???!!!
Tia Bella's chest matches her huge head, so at least they're proportioned
correctly.
What the hell was Veronica Brazil thinking? UGGGHHHHH!!!!
A great job goes to Isis Nile's plastic surgeon.
Torris
>Worst Tit Job:
> ---Kelly Jaye [what happened to her nipples? Were they relocated?]
Witness protection program :-)
> ---Celeste [in some movies, her scars are distracting as hell]
Annabel Chong had some bad ass slice marks on some movies I've seen
> ---Janette Littledove [the very worst I have seen...underneath her breasts are
>scars worst than that of Frankenstein's Monster...absolutely horrifying]
Add Lovette for sheer overdone quality too
> ---Raylene [she should sue]
Absolutely. She has more ripples in her tits than are in a Lay's
Ruffle's potato chip :-)
>
>Best Tit Jobs
> ---Ashlyn Gere
Lumpier than gramma's gravy
Torris
"Rehab is for quitters"
Torris
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>Torris <tor...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 08 Sep 99 20:04:39, pokec...@aol.com (PokeChoppe) wrote:
>>
>> >What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should
>give
>> >their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>> >
>> >Worst tit job of all times:
>> >
>> >Leanna Hart
>>
>> Raylene or Sana Fey probably tho the crown for worst should go to
>> bunny bleu.
>>
>{snip}
>
>Having seen Raylene's breasts up close at a club recently, I should jump in
>and defend said knockers.
>
>They look quite nice in person, although the pucker is noticeable when she
>bends over. I would suggest that video tends to make them look worse than
>they really do, especially when talking about the quality film making
>techniques employed by our faves Vivid.
That's akin to saying you only notice Marv Albert's toupee when the
wind blows :-)
>
>That said, she shoulda left 'em the way they were in Shanes World 4 + 5.
Agreed!
>
>Spaceman J
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>What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should give
>their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>
>Worst tit job of all times:
>
ALL!!!!!!
>
>Best tit job:
>
OEM
>
>'nuff said
Torris
>i love brittany andrews, but those things look like glad bags.
>there are actualy faded silvery stretch marks from how far they were maxed out.
>they also are so heavy that they "hang" from the chest sking and sway as solid
>croquet balls in a sack of skin..
that's pretty damn original. Nice turn of phrase.
Torris
"Rehab is for quitters"
Hal Horn
>
> What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should give
> their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
My best and worst of all time:
Best: Amber Lynn (1980's)
Worst: Rebecca Wild
...realistic jobs judged only...the Wendy Whoppers, etc. were not
considered, but I consider all such boob jobs of ridiculous size to
be horrible.
HCH
Michael
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>
>Torris <tor...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
>news:rame.936853208p7105@bash...
>>
>> >What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star
should give their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a
great job?
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Raylene or Sana Fey probably tho the crown for worst should go to
>> bunny bleu.
>>
>{snip}
>
>Having seen Raylene's breasts up close at a club recently, I should
jump in and defend said knockers.
>
>They look quite nice in person, although the pucker is noticeable when
she bends over. I would suggest that video tends to make them look
worse than they really do, especially when talking about the quality
film making techniques employed by our faves Vivid.
But this should really be a 2-part question; Part 2- How do they feel?
schwenko
Spaceman J
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> In <rame.936894004p18989@bash> "Spaceman J"
> <spac...@prodigy.netspaces> writes:
> >
{snip}
> >
> >Having seen Raylene's breasts up close at a club recently, I should
> jump in and defend said knockers.
> >
> >They look quite nice in person, although the pucker is noticeable when
> she bends over. I would suggest that video tends to make them look
> worse than they really do, especially when talking about the quality
> film making techniques employed by our faves Vivid.
>
> But this should really be a 2-part question; Part 2- How do they feel?
>
> schwenko
Ahhhh.....a two part question deserves a two part answer....
Part 1: A gentleman would never tell about his experiences, would he?
Part 2: I have no idea :-) They don't allow touching in most clubs in Mass
:-(
Spaceman J
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1. Jenna Jameson
2. Racquel Darrian
3. Brittany Andrews
Best really big Boob job (not for everyone):
1. Traci Topps
2. Summer Cummings
Worst:
Tabitha Stevens
Good boob jobs rule. Nothing can make a girl look like a committed slut
fucktoy better than a pair of massive 'I'm a whore' tits. Power to the
boob jobs!
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>
Janine
Paula Price
Nikki Wilde
Asia Carrera
Jill Kelly
Shane's first one
Bill Broderick
> Best really big Boob job (not for everyone):
>
> 1. Traci Topps
> 2. Summer Cummings
>
Best really big Boob job (not for everyone):
Tiffany Towers
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BBROD...@REMOVETHISworldnet.att.net wrote:
> > Best tit job(s):
> >
> Paula Price
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay What...??!!! Aren't Paula's "mountains" real???!!!
All this time I though Paula's were good old fashion "Big Ones!!" Maybe
her "ex", Eric can let us know. BTW: Paula Price IMHO, was underrated.
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they are incredible.
Worst: Alicyn Sterling. Inflating boobs with puffy nipples is like putting
pineapple on pizza. Don't work.
bean
S. Andrew Roberts
<rame.937260013p17379@bash>, said about "Re: Worst Breast Job/Best
Breast Job":
>Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay What...??!!! Aren't Paula's "mountains" real???!!!
I saw a copy of her first porn video (the title escapes me) and she
had thee saggiest tits I've ever seen. Big and floppy, they just hung
down on her chest. To me, it looks as if all the boob job did was to
fill them up.
>All this time I though Paula's were good old fashion "Big Ones!!" Maybe
>her "ex", Eric can let us know. BTW: Paula Price IMHO, was underrated.
Of all the girls who can do effortless deep throat, she is, BY FAR,
the prettiest.
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[Talking about Paula Price]
>Of all the girls who can do effortless deep throat, she is, BY FAR,
>the prettiest.
That's not saying much <g>.
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>Worst: Alicyn Sterling. Inflating boobs with puffy nipples is like putting
>pineapple on pizza. Don't work.
Hey, wait a minute. If it hadn't been for those Canadian bacon and
pineapple pizzas the Iranians at Pizza Flash used to churn out, I'd've
starved in college. $3 for a large, but when you broke the crust clouds of
raw flour would puff out.
(I finally figured out "jalapeno" in my Louisiana drawl sounded like
"pineapple" to somebody whose first language was farsi.) :>
Take care,
Nick
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Move Jenna to the WORST category!!
Don't believe me? Watch "Up & Cummers" #10 or 11 and then post a
reply!!
(I swear, I almost wanted to cry!)
Best: Cameo. Those nipples look like candles on a birthday cake!
(guess what my wish is!)
On Sat, 11 Sep 99 06:42:03, herm...@my-deja.com wrote:
>Best:
>
>1. Jenna Jameson
>2. Racquel Darrian
>3. Brittany Andrews
>
>Best really big Boob job (not for everyone):
>
>1. Traci Topps
>2. Summer Cummings
>
>Worst:
>
>Tabitha Stevens
>
>Good boob jobs rule. Nothing can make a girl look like a committed slut
>fucktoy better than a pair of massive 'I'm a whore' tits. Power to the
>boob jobs!
>
Pa...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net
since the birth of her baby and look like hell in Cornhole Armageddon.
She looks used up!!
Pappy
Magwitch
these bolt-on jobs would scare me in a dark alley.
The best "enhanced" set I've seen so far are not on
a pornstar but on Alyssa Milano. Very nice job.
Keep it natural ladies.
..
On Mon, 20 Sep 99 23:40:09, ecdy...@pobox.com (--) wrote:
..
>Hermes,
>Move Jenna to the WORST category!!
>Don't believe me? Watch "Up & Cummers" #10 or 11 and then post a
>reply!!
>(I swear, I almost wanted to cry!)
>Best: Cameo. Those nipples look like candles on a birthday cake!
>(guess what my wish is!)
>On Sat, 11 Sep 99 06:42:03, herm...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
LT
pokec...@aol.com wrote:
> What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star
> should give their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a
> great job?
Last I noticed, it was about a 200 way tie for worst.
But, then again there's different types/categories of worsts...
Worst in regards to women that didn't want implants at all and were
perfectly happy with their breasts as they were...
Worst in regards to being mangled by unqualified, untrained
docktors that were actually ENTs...
Worst as in women that were drunk or stoned, yet still operated on by
kind, caring docktors...
Worst in regards to being coerced or manipulated by industry vultures...
Worst in regards to those totally uninformed about anything to do with
the procedure or aftercare...
Worst in regards to the psychological aftermath...
Worst in regards to terrible complications afterwards...
There are all kind of worsts.
LT
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>But, then again there's different types/categories of worsts...
>
<snip lotsa "worsts">
>There are all kind of worsts.
And you didn't even get to knock, brat or liver. ;)
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vince_da_prince
of a good "breast job"...right?!). Anyways, first place goes to the
untouchable Selena. (not to be confused with Steele). Madelyn Knight's
also look damn natural (are they)? I recall being very attracted to Honey
Jarre's top-half, but only saw her in one vid. Your thoughts...
PokeChoppe wrote in message ...
What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star should
give
their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
Worst tit job of all times:
Leanna Hart
Best tit job:
Asia Carrera
'nuff said
akiko
was in some Max Hardcore vids and has really distorted and unusually puffy
boobs. Best: Juli Ashton.
In article <rame.937410004p17657@bash>, nick...@jordanlee.com wrote:
>ra...@aros.net wrote in <rame.937340404p728@bash>:
>
>>Worst: Alicyn Sterling. Inflating boobs with puffy nipples is like putting
>>pineapple on pizza. Don't work.
>
>Hey, wait a minute. If it hadn't been for those Canadian bacon and
>pineapple pizzas the Iranians at Pizza Flash used to churn out, I'd've
>starved in college. $3 for a large, but when you broke the crust clouds of
>raw flour would puff out.
>
>(I finally figured out "jalapeno" in my Louisiana drawl sounded like
>"pineapple" to somebody whose first language was farsi.) :>
>
>Take care,
>Nick
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>to lead to cheap sex. Who are we to question life?
> Jordan Lee in Dreamlover
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>Two worst: Nici Sterling and Ashley Nicole ? I think that's her name. She
>was in some Max Hardcore vids and has really distorted and unusually puffy
>boobs. Best: Juli Ashton.
>
I would have to agree about Nici, why she pumped herself up when she
was an absolute babe with nats is beyond me. Look up some of her early
work, what a sweetheart.
As to the best. Really this is a short list...
I agree with your take on Juli Ashton, I wonder and lust in my heart
what she looked like natural. Do any of my brethren out there have any
pics of her with her nats they could warm the cockles of my heart
with?
Jill Kelly has a very nice bolt-on job as well, if they were just a
tad smaller, they wouldn't look like storeboughts at all. They
actually lay down like natural tits when she is on her back, though
they don't rock'n'roll like nats when the spurs are applied.
After this, there is a drop off. Kelly O'Dell has a decent pair,
though again, too big for her body style, but at least they lay right
and move a bit.
Every bolt-on job though other than these girls, I would have to place
in the caring hands of the docktor Mengela. Here are some of his
implants and tool of the trade, as a public service, I ripped off from
his office, saving a few future pornstarlets......
gopher://wiscinfo.wisc.edu:70/I9/.image/.bot/.401/Magnoliophyta/Magnoliopsida/Rosidae/Meliaceae/_Carapa_fruits_JCB_
oc_...@juno.com
cranking vids out like crazy this time last year. This year nothin!
> Worst tit job of all times:
>
> Leanna Hart
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little breasts before hand, I don't think Sierra's implants were bad at
all. There's not really any noticable pucker, and I didn't see any
scarring on the video I saw her in last night.
Thrak
Terry May
>As much as she didn't need implants AT ALL, because she had really nice
>little breasts before hand, I don't think Sierra's implants were bad at
>all. There's not really any noticable pucker, and I didn't see any
>scarring on the video I saw her in last night.
Maybe no scars, but the shape is terrible. To each their own -- I
think hers are one of the worst hack jobs I've seen (which is really
saying something). Of course, they look beautiful compared to that
butcher job done on Kaitlyn Ashley.
Thrak
breasts, instead of just some skin stretched way to tight over a lump of
coal
Thrak
PG
Hewit in this one. Normally I hate all but a few fake boobs. But even if
they are clearly bolt ons I still find her too cute for words, especially
with a huge cock ramming into her. Anybody know what she looked like without
the implants.
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> Does anyone know where Leanna Hart (Heart) is these days? She was
> cranking vids out like crazy this time last year. This year nothin!
>
> ROB
> oc_...@juno.com
>
>
>
> > Worst tit job of all times:
> >
> > Leanna Hart
>
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should give
> their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>
Wouldn't have guessed:
Ashlyn Gere and Asia Carrera
Keisha
Would have guessed, but give their
surgeons a gold star anyway:
Celeste
Bianca Trump
Letha Weapons
Tiffany Towers
A few more bad ones:
Victoria Paris (but with the rest of her, who cares?)
Wendy Whoppers (and all the others like her)
Lili Xene (had great ones to begin with)
Torris
>In article <rame.936837604p31770@bash>,
> pokec...@aol.com wrote:
>> What porn star kick their plastic surgeon's ass and what porn star
>should give
>> their plastic surgeon head as a bonus for doing such a great job?
>>
>
>Wouldn't have guessed:
> Ashlyn Gere and Asia Carrera
> Keisha
Ashlyn Gere's not fooling anyone with those lumpy bumps
Torris
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awesome...
>Anybody know what she looked like without
> the implants.
>
Terry May
>Ashlyn Gere's not fooling anyone with those lumpy bumps
What's weird is she IS. Hers always come up as among the most natural
and hardest to tell if they're real or fake. I just don't see it.
Never have. They're obvious fakes.