The Return of Kaylan Nicole
FrankSimns
many
responses; but I did receive some interesting off-list correspondance, and
have
been given permission to pass on the following to interested list members:
"Thanks Frank.. I am actually set to start a movie on the 19th (April).
Randy
West contacted me and I will be doing Anal Up N'Cummers Revisited. I worked
with Randy before (Cert. Anal) and I am DEFINITELY looking forward to
working
with him again. The premise is about starlets that have worked in porn that
are looking to relaunch their career. Rebecca Bardoux and Dawn Drahos are
going to be in it also. I am looking forward to taking back what's mine.
Anally Yours!
Kaylan"
(Minor editorial changes made to protect her privacy)
While I'm sure this will send some RAMErs off the deep end (I can just hear
Becky's screams of pain already) I'm sure that some folks will find this
interesting.
Frank
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Mesh500
>Date: 4/11/00 8:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <rame.955472408p10099@bash>
>
>A while back I asked for Kaylan Nicole recommendations. I didn't get very
>many
>responses; but I did receive some interesting off-list correspondance, and
>have
>been given permission to pass on the following to interested list members:
>
>"Thanks Frank.. I am actually set to start a movie on the 19th (April).
>Randy
>West contacted me and I will be doing Anal Up N'Cummers Revisited. I worked
>with Randy before (Cert. Anal) and I am DEFINITELY looking forward to
>working
>with him again. The premise is about starlets that have worked in porn that
>are looking to relaunch their career. Rebecca Bardoux and Dawn Drahos are
>going to be in it also. I am looking forward to taking back what's mine.
>Anally Yours!
>Kaylan"
>
>(Minor editorial changes made to protect her privacy)
>
sounds great. i haven't seen kaylan in action, but she looks hot as hell
regarding pics i've seen of her. looking forward to the vid (as long as she
still looks good....hopefully not out of shape, and no drastic hairstyle change
or anything).
>While I'm sure this will send some RAMErs off the deep end (I can just hear
>Becky's screams of pain already) I'm sure that some folks will find this
>interesting.
>Frank
why would some of the ramers not like this news? what do people have against
her?
soljaris
>While I'm sure this will send some RAMErs off the deep end (I can just hear
>Becky's screams of pain already) I'm sure that some folks will find this
>interesting.
The Kaylan Nicole's anal return is good news but what really pleases me is
the return of Rebecca Bardoux, one of the DP queens of some years ago. I
just hope that they will work also in some movie other than Randy West's,
because Up N'Cummers had been discontinued in Italy really a long ago (so I
won't have any chance to see that one).
With all those early '90's porners returns I think the time has come for a
comeback of sensational tall brunette anal queen Lacey Rose, one of my all
time favourites. Let's cross our fingers and hope.
_____________________________________________________
davide tosi 'soljaris'
'Blood rack barbed wire
Politician's funeral pire
Innocents raped with napalm fire
XXIst century schizoid man'
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FrankSimns
>
>why would some of the ramers not like this news? what do people have against
>her?
She just turned 27. To many RAMErs, that means she's all old and worn
out, and
making a desperate come back attempt. Couple that with the fact that she's
working with RAME whipping boy Randy West, and there are those that I am sure
would go ballistic.
Frank
Patrick Riley
>>From: frank...@aol.com (FrankSimns)
>>Date: 4/11/00 8:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>>Message-id: <rame.955472408p10099@bash>
>>A while back I asked for Kaylan Nicole recommendations.
from Kaylan herself...
>>>"Thanks Frank.. I am actually set to start a movie on the 19th (April).
[...]
>>> The premise is about starlets that have worked in porn that
>>>are looking to relaunch their career. Rebecca Bardoux and Dawn Drahos
are
>>>going to be in it also. I am looking forward to taking back what's mine.
>>While I'm sure this will send some RAMErs off the deep end (I can just hear
>>Becky's screams of pain already) I'm sure that some folks will find this
>>interesting.
Becky's trolling like he was fishing for marlin but there don't seem
to be any newbies biting.
>why would some of the ramers not like this news? what do people have against
>her?
Probably nothing against her in particular. Has she had her tits done?
She left in 1995 to get married. Has that failed like it does with
most porn stars?
OTOH returning porn stars is in principle not a good idea. Porn
performing and ancillary occupations are generally rough jobs that age
the girls very quickly so what you get is a beaten-up shagged-out old
whore taking up space that could be more profitably occupied by some
FOB (Fresh Off the Bus) naive cutie pie. And we'll have to listen once
again to her slavering fan boys extolling her virtues and the industry
apologists telling us that age doesn't matter. Sickening!
What worries me more is the return of Rebecca Bardoux. She was ugly
enough to make the Rodney Moore Hall Of Fame. Who the hell is Dawn
Drahos?
Patrick Riley
(Apprentice to Becky Carols)
bono
take it up the ass and then take a facial to boot. Kaylan has taken some
great facials in the past and I don't think I have seen her do anal so
this will be cool to see. I welcome her back and wish her nothing but
the best. see ya
Turn off your mind relax and float downstream. John Lennon from
Revolver 1966
Mesh500
>Date: 4/12/00 1:59 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <rame.955576807p26211@bash>
>
>mes...@aol.com (Mesh500) wrote:
>>why would some of the ramers not like this news? what do people have against
>>her?
>
>Probably nothing against her in particular. Has she had her tits done?
>She left in 1995 to get married. Has that failed like it does with
>most porn stars?
>
can't really tell as i've only seen pictures of her, no vids, but it appears
that she probably had her tits done (but i believe they were done before she
went into the business....not one of those actresses who came in with natural
boobs, and ended up getting implants halfway through her career).....not that
it matters to me. unlike some of the posters in here, i don't mind implants at
all. i think they're one of the greatest inventions in the 20th century : )
as for what happened with her marriage, i don't see how that would affect what
people think of her coming back to porn. it's just her personal life (i can't
tell if you were just thinking that question out loud, or if you were including
that in the possible reasons as to why some may not like her coming back).
>OTOH returning porn stars is in principle not a good idea. Porn
>performing and ancillary occupations are generally rough jobs that age
>the girls very quickly so what you get is a beaten-up shagged-out old
>whore taking up space that could be more profitably occupied by some
>FOB (Fresh Off the Bus) naive cutie pie. And we'll have to listen once
>again to her slavering fan boys extolling her virtues and the industry
>apologists telling us that age doesn't matter. Sickening!
>
well.....i don't know. it seems like some comebacks have been good, some
haven't. i mean, look at angela baron. i didn't really care for her during her
first long stint in porn....but then she made a comeback in the 90's. had a
well-sculpted, hard body...penchant for anal sex....i thought her comeback was
fabulous (albeit short-lived)......angela was definitely older, but i thought
looked better than she did early on. it just depends on how age has affected
the starlets, really. can't put a universal gauge on the careers of porn stars.
>What worries me more is the return of Rebecca Bardoux. She was ugly
>enough to make the Rodney Moore Hall Of Fame. Who the hell is Dawn
>Drahos?
>
>Patrick Riley
>(Apprentice to Becky Carols)
yeah, i can't imagine her coming back. she had a nice body, but a face not
worth talking about.
Becky Carols
frank...@aol.com wrote:
> A while back I asked for Kaylan Nicole recommendations. I didn't get very
> many
> responses; but I did receive some interesting off-list correspondance, and
> have
> been given permission to pass on the following to interested list members:
>
> West contacted me and I will be doing Anal Up N'Cummers Revisited. I worked
> with Randy before (Cert. Anal) and I am DEFINITELY looking forward to
> working
> are looking to relaunch their career. Rebecca Bardoux and Dawn Drahos are
> going to be in it also. I am looking forward to taking back what's mine.
> Kaylan"
>
> (Minor editorial changes made to protect her privacy)
>
> Becky's screams of pain already)
Frank, tell me this is just a prank post. Who's the next comeback, that skank
Little Oral Annie? Well, at least she's the same age as grandpa Randy Viagra
West. Actually, I think there should be porn that senior citizens can relate
to.
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Becky Carols
p_r...@pipeline.com wrote:
> mes...@aol.com (Mesh500) wrote:
>
> >>From: frank...@aol.com (FrankSimns)
> >>Date: 4/11/00 8:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
> >>Message-id: <rame.955472408p10099@bash>
>
>
>
> >>>"Thanks Frank.. I am actually set to start a movie on the 19th (April).
>
>
> >>> The premise is about starlets that have worked in porn that
> >>>are looking to relaunch their career. Rebecca Bardoux and Dawn Drahos
> are
> >>>going to be in it also. I am looking forward to taking back what's mine.
>
> >>interesting.
>
> Becky's trolling like he was fishing >for marlin
Hey, I'm just being realistic. At least I don't get turned on by the Ally
McBulimic types like you do. Meat is for the man, bone is for the
dog...remember that one?
>but there don't seem
> to be any newbies biting.
Really? Should I forward some of my e-mails to you?
> >why would some of the ramers not like this news? what do people have against
> >her?
>
> Probably nothing against her in particular. Has she had her tits done?
> She left in 1995 to get married. Has that failed like it does with
> most porn stars?
>
> OTOH returning porn stars is in principle not a good idea. Porn
> performing and ancillary occupations are generally rough jobs that age
> the girls very quickly so what you get is a beaten-up shagged-out old
> whore taking up space that could be more profitably occupied by some
> FOB (Fresh Off the Bus) naive cutie pie. And we'll have to listen once
> again to her slavering fan boys extolling her virtues and the industry
> apologists telling us that age doesn't matter. Sickening!
>
> What worries me more is the return of Rebecca Bardoux. She was ugly
> enough to make the Rodney Moore Hall Of Fame. Who the hell is Dawn
> Drahos?
>
> Patrick Riley
> (Apprentice to Becky Carols)
Thanks Pat but, I've always held these views. When I do replace you, I'll
also kick out the toothpick broads along with the old hags. 8^)
Becky Carols
david...@comune.re.it wrote:
>I
> just hope that they will work also in some movie other than Randy West's,
> because Up N'Cummers had been discontinued in Italy really a long ago (so I
> won't have any chance to see that one).
>
I guess the Italians got tired of the wrinkled con-man cutting scenes in
half. Americans are very slow to learn. How long do you think a hideous
hermit like Ed Powers would last in Europe?
Becky Carols
>(Apprentice to Becky Carols)
I'm flattered but, I always thought I was your apprentice Pat? I'm way
too young and don't know nearly as much about smut like you do. Also,
there's no way I could replace your "Porn Bible". I'm surprised you
haven't gone mad keeping track of all those pornsluts. I wouldn't even
bother listing the skanks or old-timers.
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RRW
never seen one.
RRW
bono wrote in message ...
>Kaylan is hot as hell and this is great news. I would love to see her
>take it up the ass and then take a facial to boot. Kaylan has taken some
>great facials in the past and I don't think I have seen her do anal so
>this will be cool to see. I welcome her back and wish her nothing but
>the best. see ya
>
>Turn off your mind relax and float downstream. John Lennon from
>Revolver 1966
soljaris
>In article <rame.955550407p23124@bash>,
> david...@comune.re.it wrote:
>>I just hope that they will work also in some movie other than Randy West's,
>> because Up N'Cummers had been discontinued in Italy really a long ago (so I
>> won't have any chance to see that one).
>I guess the Italians got tired of the wrinkled con-man cutting scenes in
>half.
It seems that in general people here don't like american debutantes series.
I suppose that the main appeal of a debutantes tape is about seeing a girl
that may be your neighbour. But if that girl lives some thousand miles away
from you and speaks a language that you don't understand (most italian
people don't speak english) then the appeal is completely lost.
>Americans are very slow to learn. How long do you think a hideous
>hermit like Ed Powers would last in Europe?
Dirty Debutantes was discontinued long ago too (around nr. 25), but It
resisted more than Up & Cummers (just about the first 10 items had an
italian release).
But still the oriental themed Ed's series is having a wide exposure around
here (It's published by a distributor that is probably the biggest italian
one).
While I don't give a damn about Ed's not being published (He's really
disgusting and very often features girls that are really average), I would
like to see some of Randy's stuff surface even in Italy. Usually he
features hot starlets, akin' to major stardom, in their beginnings. More,
even if I don't like old guys in hardcore (I stay away from anything
starring Dave Cummings, for instance) I don't find Randy so scary. I mean,
he'd better retire, but at least he's a man that was good looking in his
prime and still nowadays looks better than most men of his age. I can't
comment on his nowadays sexual ability, having not seen him in action
recently.
_____________________________________________________
davide tosi 'soljaris'
'Blood rack barbed wire
Politician's funeral pire
Innocents raped with napalm fire
XXIst century schizoid man'
King Crimson - 1969
FrankSimns
>Frank, tell me this is just a prank post. Who's the next comeback, that skank
>Little Oral Annie? Well, at least she's the same age as grandpa Randy Viagra
>West. Actually, I think there should be porn that senior citizens can relate
>to.
>
Not a prank post, but of course I can't prove that it is really her. The email
discussions we've had, however, seem legit.
BTW - she's the same age as you, not Randy.
Frank
D . J . X
>Not a prank post, but of course I can't prove that it is really her. The
>email
>discussions we've had, however, seem legit.
Frank,
Once again, the information this person (who claims to be Kaylan) has
given you
is entirely FALSE! Ms. Nicole has had absolutely no contact with Randy, and
Mr. West has no plans on releasing any scenes in the future featuring
Kaylan.
If the person you spoke with told you that she is releasing a video for Randy
West Productions then she is indeed a FAKE! Sorry to burst your bubble.
D.J.X
Becky Carols
frank...@aol.com wrote:
> >From: Becky Carols becky...@webtv.net
>
> >Frank, tell me this is just a prank post. Who's the next comeback, that
skank
> >Little Oral Annie? Well, at least she's the same age as grandpa Randy
Viagra
> >West. Actually, I think there should be porn that senior citizens can
relate
> >to.
> >
>
The email
> discussions we've had, however, seem legit.
>
>
Hold on, I'm a few years younger than her. If a girl still looks good (like
Shanna McCollough) I have no problem with her making smut. But skanks like
Jill Kelly have to go...she's hurting my eyes (no, I've never seen any of her
flicks but her pics keep showing up in binary groups..ewww).
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FrankSimns
>Once again, the information this person (who claims to be Kaylan) has
>given you
>is entirely FALSE!
FWIW, I responded to Becky before I had read your post.
>Ms. Nicole has had absolutely no contact with Randy, and
>Mr. West has no plans on releasing any scenes in the future featuring
>Kaylan.
>If the person you spoke with told you that she is releasing a video for Randy
>West Productions then she is indeed a FAKE!
Actually, she (assuming it is really a female) said that she was filming on the
19th, no release date was given. Admittedly, this is a technicality.
Now then, a little history. Back in February, somebody posted on RAME asking
for the identitiy of one of the females in one of the Perfect Tens series.
Among the possible names that he gave was Kaylan Nicole, and it was easy to
associate the name with the description, due to the tattoo on her ass. I
replied that it was Kaylan, because of the tat.
3 or 4 weeks later, I received an email from an apparent female, saying
something along the lines of 'it was Kaylan Nicole in PT nn. I know here
pretty good.' After I racked my brain out trying to figure out where the
unsolicited email came from, remembered the post from a month or so prior, and
looked it up in deja. I then realized that PT meant Perfect Tens (not Paul
Thomas as I was thinking at the time). So I responded with something along the
lines of 'I'd like to know her "pretty good" myself'. The person on the other
end then responded that she 'used to be her' and that she occassionally would
do searches just to see if anyone was saying anything about her. We passed a
few emails back and forth, among them I asked how things went with her
retirement/marriage and she replied that she had moved back to Wisconsin and
had never gotten married, that things between her and her boyfriend didn't work
out. She also mentioned that she was thinking about getting back into the
business, because 'the money is good', but that she was ging to shy away from
anal if she did. (She also mentioned that Certifiably Anal was the flick she
was most often asked about.) I responded that while I personally didn't care
one way of another about anal, a lot of fans would be very insistent; and she
responded that she wasn't ruling it out, just that she wanted to avoid it as it
had caused her problems in the past. She also said that she had been
approached about doing a movie, but I don't recall the details (they were
different than what I posted last week, however.) She also said that she
really liked working with Randy, and that she would prefer working with him
again if/when she came back.
After not emailing one another for about a month or so, I sent her an email on
the 4/4 wishing her a happy birthday, and elling her that I had just watched
"Strip Search", and that if she decided to make a comeback she would have my
support. She responded with the post that I put on RAME. I asjked her if I
could post it, and she said yes, as she had signed no confidentiality
agreements. She did request that I not give out her email information, as she
didn't like receiving junk email from lust-torn fans sending her pictures of
their cocks and whatnot. Since I had no intention of iving out said
information without permission, this was not a problem.
Anyway, I think one can see how believable this was from the short synopsis -
it is even more so if one reads the entire email thread. If she's a fake, it's
one hell of a good one. (Note, I only claimed that my post was not a fake, I
admitted that I couldn't prove that she was real.) She still seems very
credible to me, but unless DJX is lying for his own purposes, either she is a
fake or Randy hasn't told him about it yet. I dunno. There is another person
who is claiming that she may be a fake. He asked me for some info, and I
forwarded the request to her. She apparently responded saying that she didn't
remember him, and he cannot believe this; and has a test for her. I suggested
he send the test to her directly, as how the hell would I know if she passed
it??
Anyway, I hope it's really her and that she's coming back. If not, I guess my
bubble won't be burst to bad. After all, as I told her twice when she asked if
I liked her work (part of what appeared legitimate, seeking approval from the
fans) I responded that I wasn't all that familiar with her work - having only
seen her in a couple g-g scenes.
Frank
FrankSimns
>Hold on, I'm a few years younger than her.
I thought I recalled you saying in answer to a question last year that you were
26. Kaylan turned 27 on April 4th, according to the IAFD.
PezBoy2902
deserve to be called that-like umm Christy Lake and Kendra Jade(especially pre
plastic surgery)
D . J . X
>She still seems very
>credible to me, but unless DJX is lying for his own purposes, either she
is a
>fake or Randy hasn't told him about it yet. I dunno.
Frank,
What reason would I have to lie about something like this? I have confirmed
with Randy (who is not only my business partner, but my roommate as well)
that
he has had no contact whatsoever with the real Kaylan in over two years.
Even
if the person you've spoken with is the "real" Kaylan Nicole, she has
misinformed you about working with or for Randy West Productions.
D.J.X @ Randy West Productions, Inc.
FrankSimns
>FrankSimns writes:
>
>>She still seems very
>>credible to me, but unless DJX is lying for his own purposes, either she
>is a
>>fake or Randy hasn't told him about it yet. I dunno.
>
>Frank,
>
>What reason would I have to lie about something like this? I have confirmed
>with Randy (who is not only my business partner, but my roommate as well)
>that
>he has had no contact whatsoever with the real Kaylan in over two years.
>Even
>if the person you've spoken with is the "real" Kaylan Nicole, she has
>misinformed you about working with or for Randy West Productions.
>
Didn't say that you had lied, in fact I said that UNLESS you were lying, either
she was a fake or Randy hadn't told you about it. And that "I dunno". I just
wanted to give people some history, so they would know why I posted what is
beginning to look like misinformation.
As far as why you might want to lie, well, it's just barely feasible that Randy
would want to keep this under wraps for a while and is looking to cover it up,
for whatever reasons (maybe not everyone was signed yet, somebody was holding
out, someone showed up HIV+, again I dunno.) I'm not saying that I believe
that any of this is true, at this point I've more reason to doubt her than you,
but there are reasons I can see whereby you guys might want to deny this after
the fact.
Frank
Becky Carols
>I thought I recalled you saying in answer to a
>question last year that you were 26. Kaylan
> turned 27 on April 4th, according to the IAFD.
Well, not that it really matters but I just turned 23. Now, if Kaylan
looks as good as Shanna McCollough then I have no problem with her
returning but if she aged like Jill Kelly, she better reconsider.
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becky...@webtv.net wrote:
> Hey, I'm just being realistic. At least I don't get turned on by the
Ally
> McBulimic types like you do. Meat is for the man, bone is for the
> dog...remember that one?
Hear, hear Becky! As I recall, Kaylan had a non-bulimic bod with just
the right amount of meat in all the right places. I remember her from a
few movies in which I never thought that anal was her strong suit,
particularly a Rosebud title that escapes me ("Jizz Jamming Cole Slaw
Sluts" or something like that) in which she looked none too pleased with
having a dick up her ass. I think she looked her best in a spread for
Chic some years back right before she started doing porn. If memory
serves me correctly, she had what I could only reluctantly describe as a
"pretty anus."
Did I just say that?
Recalcitrantly,
Monica Darling
--
"If we can put a man on the moon,
why can't we put them all there?"
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Becky Carols
back...@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <rame.955615204p2064@bash>,
> becky...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> > Hey, I'm just being realistic. At least I don't get turned on by the
> Ally
> > McBulimic types like you do. Meat is for the man, bone is for the
> > dog...remember that one?
>
> Hear, hear Becky! As I recall, Kaylan had a non-bulimic bod with just
> the right amount of meat in all the right places. I remember her from a
> few movies in which I never thought that anal was her strong suit,
> particularly a Rosebud title that escapes me ("Jizz Jamming Cole Slaw
> Sluts" or something like that) in which she looked none too pleased with
> having a dick up her ass. I think she looked her best in a spread for
> Chic some years back right before she started doing porn. If memory
> serves me correctly, she had what I could only reluctantly describe as a
> "pretty anus."
>
Let me guess, you dreamt of putting lipstick around it ala the psycho dwarf
Max Hardcore? In a recent teen mag, I saw pics of a young gal with severe
hemorroids. It looked like little, plump sausages sprouting out her backdoor.
I'm sure the camera guy and editor have a major hemorroid fetish...they
figured we do too well, they were wrong.
> "If we can put a man on the moon,
> why can't we put them all there?"
Because someone has to pay all that alimony.
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Monica Darling
becky...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> Let me guess, you dreamt of putting lipstick around it ala the psycho
dwarf
> Max Hardcore?
Lipstick on a butthole... For some reason, that conjurs up images of
Senor Wences.
S'awright!
Monica "Preparation H" Darling
--
"If we can put a man on the moon,
why can't we put them all there?"