Kelly O'Dell Dancing in Kansas City 12/9 - 12/12/98
voya...@ix.netcom.com
Kansas City this cumming week and display her talents at Bazooka
Showgirls, at ~ 17th and Main St. Their phone number is (816)
421-1915 and you can ask about showtimes, or go to their website at
http://www.bazookas-showgirls.com/upcoming.htm
however, in their wisdom they have a 453K or so pic of Kelly so its
slow. I did them a favor and chopped this down to 45K (still too big)
or so and sent it to them, but they ain't using it..... go figure....
Anyway, I am trying to get an interview with her, preferably offsite
from Bazooka's, however, from my past experiences, this prolly ain't
gonna happen......
So, if any of ya's have questions you wish me to ask sweet sweet Kelly
as she is bouncing on my "knee" during the polaroid session, please
ask away....
As a trained gonzo journalist, I will do my best to squeeze answers
out of her......
:-) :-) :-)
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rutle...@my-dejanews.com
voya...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> A true sweetheart of the rodeo, Kelly O'Dell, will be passing through
> Kansas City this cumming week and display her talents at Bazooka
> Showgirls, at ~ 17th and Main St.
> Anyway, I am trying to get an interview with her, preferably offsite
> from Bazooka's, however, from my past experiences, this prolly ain't
> gonna happen......
[snip] Voyager: Invite Kelly to the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art and do the
interview there. There used to be a gallery of French Impressionist paintings
with a couple of huge Monet's, the waterlilies, I remember. I had a
girlfriend who would drag me there and sit in front of those canvases for
hours. The up-side was it made her very amorous later... Try it, you might
get lucky.
PS: Ask Kelly if she needs a devoted flunky to brush and comb that rich red
mane of hers. I used to do real well with horses. Same principle.
--
Darrell
Luck has three flavors: bad, blind and dumb
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>In article <rame.912874804p24488@bash>,
> voya...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>> A true sweetheart of the rodeo, Kelly O'Dell, will be passing through
>> Kansas City this cumming week and display her talents at Bazooka
>> Showgirls, at ~ 17th and Main St.
>[snip]
>> Anyway, I am trying to get an interview with her, preferably offsite
>> from Bazooka's, however, from my past experiences, this prolly ain't
>> gonna happen......
>
>[snip] Voyager: Invite Kelly to the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art and do the
>interview there. There used to be a gallery of French Impressionist paintings
>with a couple of huge Monet's, the waterlilies, I remember. I had a
>girlfriend who would drag me there and sit in front of those canvases for
>hours. The up-side was it made her very amorous later... Try it, you might
>get lucky.
>
>PS: Ask Kelly if she needs a devoted flunky to brush and comb that rich red
>mane of hers. I used to do real well with horses. Same principle.
>
That is an idea, taking her to the museum, though I would have to be
on my bestest of behavior, don't know if I could concentrate on Kelly
and my behavior among the "masters", and still be able to walk
straight and maintain my drool level...
Good idea though, I was thinking of taking her to one of the "peeps"
which allow wimmenz in the booth with you and flip through the
channels and ask Kelly what she thought of this...or that... or this
girl... or that parolee..... You prolly have a better idea,
though... :-)
Last few times I saw Kelly she was sporting blond tresses and was
shaved down below, so I don't know about the true nature of the red
mane.... Just between us boyz, you might not want to advertise the
fact that you have done well with horses, some people in this
newsgroups read things a bit too literal...you know we do have our
cowboy and euro contingent in this newsgroup. :-)
Sorry to hear about your gf dragging you to see the museum pics,
especially for hours. Did you ever tell her you'd be back and fake
like you were going to go to the john, yet get in your car and travel
like 3 minutes away, there used to be a pretty good skanky adult
bidness, the Ellwest, this is where I saw Kelly previously, in the
private fantasy booths.....
rutle...@my-dejanews.com
voya...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Dec 98 20:56:36, rutle...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> >In article <rame.912874804p24488@bash>,
> > voya...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> >> A true sweetheart of the rodeo, Kelly O'Dell, will be passing through
> >> Kansas City this cumming week and display her talents at Bazooka
> >> Showgirls, at ~ 17th and Main St.
> >[snip]
> >> Anyway, I am trying to get an interview with her, preferably offsite
> >> from Bazooka's, however, from my past experiences, this prolly ain't
> >> gonna happen......
> >
> >[snip] Voyager: Invite Kelly to the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art and do the
> >interview there. There used to be a gallery of French Impressionist paintings
> >with a couple of huge Monet's, the waterlilies, I remember. I had a
> >girlfriend who would drag me there and sit in front of those canvases for
> >hours. The up-side was it made her very amorous later... Try it, you might
> >get lucky.
> >
> >PS: Ask Kelly if she needs a devoted flunky to brush and comb that rich red
> >mane of hers. I used to do real well with horses. Same principle.
> >
>
> That is an idea, taking her to the museum, though I would have to be
> on my bestest of behavior, don't know if I could concentrate on Kelly
> and my behavior among the "masters", and still be able to walk
> straight and maintain my drool level...
We have *faith* in you, man. You can always wipe the drool on your tie.
>
> Good idea though, I was thinking of taking her to one of the "peeps"
> which allow wimmenz in the booth with you and flip through the
> channels and ask Kelly what she thought of this...or that... or this
> girl... or that parolee..... You prolly have a better idea,
> though... :-)
>
> Last few times I saw Kelly she was sporting blond tresses and was
> shaved down below, so I don't know about the true nature of the red
> mane....
You're right. I did a fast shuffle through my D: drive and all I have are
blonde Kelly except one where the light throws red highlights. Doesn't
matter, I'll sacrifice and curry her as a blonde.
>Just between us boyz, you might not want to advertise the
> fact that you have done well with horses, some people in this
> newsgroups read things a bit too literal...you know we do have our
> cowboy and euro contingent in this newsgroup. :-)
>
I rode horses to get to the *horse women*. Worked, too.
> Sorry to hear about your gf dragging you to see the museum pics,
> especially for hours. Did you ever tell her you'd be back and fake
> like you were going to go to the john, yet get in your car and travel
> like 3 minutes away, there used to be a pretty good skanky adult
> bidness, the Ellwest, this is where I saw Kelly previously, in the
> private fantasy booths.....
There was nothing like that in '71-72. Closest adult business then was
over at the train station and that was softcore movies.
Besides, if I left her alone she attracted crowds of horny males. She was a
*nice* girl, but she liked being the center of attention. Late bloomer with a
beautiful blonde older sister, which may explain it.
--
Darrell
Luck has three flavors: bad, blind and dumb
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I'm quite proud of this...... :-)
I plan on writing a letter requesting an interview with Kelly while
she is in KC. I will write this Tuesday morning and FEDEX it to
Bazooka Showgirls in Kelly's name. It should arrive there on Wednesday
morning, and she gets there Wednesday morning. I will give her my work
number and a coded response to get by the receptionist. It being a
FedEx letter pack, as well as my placing a "lucky" 2 dollar bill in
the packet,,,, should get her attention,,,,, (I might even state she
could choose the location of interview, though I will state the art
museum, don't know how our voices will carry in the "hush-hush" of the
museum,,, though :-)
If all goes well, she should give me a call after her 12:30pm set on
Wednesday. If I get no call from her, I'll either see her at her
5:30pm show on either Wednesday or Thursday, I will be sitting along
the rail, stage center and tip her with 2 dollar bills.... Afterwards,
I'll introduce myself during the polaroid session, and see if she can
put 2 and 2 together.....
If this fails, I'll just soak my sorrows upon one of the more vigorous
lapp dancers at the club.... Or maybe just drive off to Lawrence, KS,
and see if the mother/daughter combo is still working at one of the
clubs and see if I can purse-wade them into a tag-team match upon
me.....
Aaaahhh, the life of a perv!
arch stanton
> FedEx letter pack, as well as my placing a "lucky" 2 dollar bill in
> the packet,,,, should get her attention,,,,, (I might even state she
> could choose the location of interview, though I will state the art
> museum, don't know how our voices will carry in the "hush-hush" of the
> museum,,, though :-)
My good man! My good NAIVE man! It's all about da money. DA MONEY!
MOOLA! SCRATCH! Whip out a 2 dollar bill (and please don't whip out the
other thing) and she'll scoff at you. Here's the plan. Pay attention
now. Go down to the bank and get about oh... 50 or so crisp new George
Washingtons. Then get two umm.... shit who's on a twenty? ...Andrew
Jackson... or if you really want to impress two Ulysses Grants and place
them on top of the 50 folded one-dollar bills. When in her presence
cooly remove (James Bond style) the top bill and slip it into her hand.
Make CERTAIN that she can see the other big bill covering the 50
Washingtons. NOW you have her undivided attention. If all else fails, I
can steal a few of the Monets now showing here in Boston and ship them
down to you STAT. Whatever it takes to help a fellow perv in need.
arch stanton
rutle...@my-dejanews.com
voya...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> This is my current plan. I thought this up all by myself. Actually,
> I'm quite proud of this...... :-)
Yes, that might work. Getting the letter past the club management is the
problem . Personal to Kelly via FedEx ought to work.
Now, explain this mother/daughter thing. I knew a mother and daughter that
worked a club in Council Bluffs, IA years ago but they never worked as a team.
(By now it would be Grandmother, mother, daughter since dancers never really
retire.)
Details! You lucky devil. Think of your fellow pervs out here among the
baptists... and laugh.
--
Darrell
Luck has three flavors: bad, blind and dumb
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bills when I walked in the club and I'd be "picked clean to da
bone"....
:-)
On second thought....
Send the Monet's, especially the Bridgette, Alicia and the ever most
well endowed.... sweet Melissa!
On Tue, 08 Dec 98 09:01:52, arch stanton <artst...@prodigy.net>
wrote: