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"Madame Web." HORRIBLE reviews

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Rich

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Feb 19, 2024, 1:50:05 AMFeb 19
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Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown being whipped by her boss....

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web

danny burstein

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Feb 19, 2024, 1:55:34 AMFeb 19
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In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d...@googlegroups.com> Rich <rande...@gmail.com> writes:

>Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown being whipped by her boss....

>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web

I saw it so you don't have to.

My review:

If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
then maybe.

On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.


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Rich

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Feb 19, 2024, 9:09:02 PMFeb 19
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On Monday 19 February 2024 at 01:55:34 UTC-5, danny burstein wrote:
> In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d...@googlegroups.com> Rich <rande...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> >Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown being whipped by her boss....
>
> >https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web
> I saw it so you don't have to.
>
> My review:
>
> If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
> warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
> then maybe.
>
> On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
> Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
> thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.

Being smitten with minor-league "It" girls is a fleeting fancy.

super70s

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Feb 22, 2024, 12:32:49 AMFeb 22
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On 2024-02-19 06:55:30 +0000, danny burstein said:

> In <e87cdb3d-175d-4b0d...@googlegroups.com> Rich
> <rande...@gmail.com> writes:
>
>> Enough with mutating superhero movies into girl-power s---. People may
>> finally be getting SICK of being lectured to. Maybe if she was shown
>> being whipped by her boss....
>
>> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11057302/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_madame%2520web
>>
>
> I saw it so you don't have to.
>
> My review:
>
> If you're in the midst of a heavy thunderstorm with tornado
> warnings and the theatre is the only nearby shelter,
> then maybe.
>
> On the other hand, if you're justifiably and hopelessly smitten by
> Dakota Johnson, then change that pre-requisite of a heavy
> thunderstorm, etc., to a light drizzle.

Johnson looks too much like Don Johnson and not enough like Melanie Griffith.

I call it the Jamie Lee Curtis Syndrome (too much like Tony Curtis and
not enough like Janet Leigh).

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