71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in "Slackers"!?!
soc.cultured.mr.hole
film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
Mamie Van Doren go senile?
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Darla Vladschyk
(soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
>film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
>has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
>time, right?
So then there's still hope for me and Lots42, right?!
-=D=-
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Tom Cervo
>film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
>has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
>time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
>Mamie Van Doren go senile?
>
The same time you did, if you paid money--hell, if you snuck in--to see this
thing. I've never seen a less inviting ad. Ebert gave it no stars.
col...@diespamdiemindspring.ha
(soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
>film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
>has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
>time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
>Mamie Van Doren go senile?
Nothing to do with senility--just check out personal website. If you
ever wanted to see a heavily made up senior citizen bend over in her
undies, that's the place to go.
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
G. W. Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
WHOSE TITAN ELBOW
05:23:02 GMT]
>
> Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in
> the new film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor
> Jason Schwartzman, has to rank up there as one of the great
> cinematic triumphs of our time, right? So the only thing
> left to answer now is when exactly did Mamie Van Doren go
> senile?
I don't know, just look at this instead:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMGQOQK&key=BVY
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world without mass media advertising, 90% confidently
envisioned a paradoxical future of depression, famine, riots,
war and relentless tedium." -- W. David Kubiak
Tom Sutpen
much money. Too bad. I bet she's still hot.
Tom Sutpen
"Cinema is Truth, 24 times a second" -- Jean-Luc Godard
"Movies lie 24 times a second" -- Brian DePalma
"Kill Ugly Cinema!" -- Tom Sutpen
David Haren
: Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
: film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
: has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
: time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
: Mamie Van Doren go senile?
How could you tell without an EEG ?? Mamie was dumb as a fence post
for years. Unless she forgot stuff she never knew she knew.
: &&
Kevin FilmNutBoy
> I guess they got Mamie van Doren because Kathrine Hepburn held out for too
>much money. Too bad. I bet she's still hot.
Did anyone ever find those nude photos Kate did circa 1930? I need them for,
uh, research.
--Kevin
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Brian 'Jarai' Chase
WHOSE TITAN ELBOW <crgre+...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> [soc.cultured.mr.hole, alt.religion.kibology, Sat, 02 Feb 2002
> 05:23:02 GMT]
> > Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in
> > the new film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor
> > Jason Schwartzman, has to rank up there as one of the great
> > cinematic triumphs of our time, right? So the only thing
> > left to answer now is when exactly did Mamie Van Doren go
> > senile?
>
> I don't know, just look at this instead:
> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KMGQOQK&key=BVY
What? Drew Barrymore?
I don't know, but whatever you do, don't look at this instead:
http://www.ratemypoo.com/?id=6185
-jarai.
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Lord Baltimore
Were her breast shown? I can't beleive that she did that. Until I
see it (and I can't wait ::))) I won't believe it. Where's the
love when you need it...
LB
Kilroy Bass
> akir...@aol.commotion (Tom Sutpen) wrote:
>
> Did anyone ever find those nude photos Kate did circa 1930? I need them for,
> uh, research.
apples and oranges
playboy, penthouse vs actresses
I prefer my p & p. That's my personal pref!
Bob
Kevin FilmNutBoy wrote:
> akir...@aol.commotion (Tom Sutpen) wrote:
>
> > I guess they got Mamie van Doren because Kathrine Hepburn held out for too
> >much money. Too bad. I bet she's still hot.
>
> Did anyone ever find those nude photos Kate did circa 1930? I need them for,
> uh, research.
>
> --Kevin
>
> Yea, "research". THAT'S the ticket. Research.. Yea. Scholerly.
Bob
Dawn Taylor
wrote:
>On 1 Feb 2002 21:23:02 -0800, holef...@webtv.net
>(soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>
>>Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
>>film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
>>has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
>>time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
>>Mamie Van Doren go senile?
>
>Nothing to do with senility--just check out personal website. If you
>ever wanted to see a heavily made up senior citizen bend over in her
>undies, that's the place to go.
I just hope that when I'm 72, someone will want to see me in my
undies, too.
Gives ya hope, it does.
Dawn
-------------------
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are
either charming or tedious. -Oscar Wilde
joe...@collegeclub.com
> undies, too.
Yeah, the orderly at the rest home.
Geoff
(joe...@collegeclub.com) deposited this nugget in this here
newsgroup
Whoa, dude! I hope you didn't tax your intellect too much
to come with that sparkling bon mot!
Regards,
Geoff "...or wore out your typing finger."
"Words, words. They're all we have to go on."
--Guildenstern, in Tom Stoppard's "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"
cabbage
14. New issues she actually has enough powder on to look decent! Check it
when it comes out. Oh, new Cramps interview too!
cabbage
Supsampantuwongse J.
> http://www.ratemypoo.com/?id=6185
>
> -jarai.
While we're on-topic, I recently was given a surprise of IT by my
roommate. She's female, not particularly hot-lookin' nor heavy, but
damn, I've never seen shit that huge and solid-looking. It was
fuckin' huge man, like a fuckin corn cob. I mean, shit, why the
stupid numbskull couldn't flush it is beyond my fuckin' brains. I'm
fuckin' cool enough to put the fuckin' toiletseat down, clean the
fuckin' seat with disinfectant, flush the fuckin' toilet and this is
the fuckin' thanks I get. Is this a "Fuck you" for sharing the
fuckin' bathroom and toilet with me? I mean fuck, man, this is so
fucked up. I mean how do I start the conversation about it with her?
"Umm..dumbass, I really disliked the present you showed me, but next
time, could you at least check if your shit is still afloat in the
toilet before you fuckin' leave?"
Jaime M. de Castellvi
news:3c5b7c66....@news.eastlink.ca:
> On 1 Feb 2002 21:23:02 -0800, holef...@webtv.net
> (soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>
>>Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
>>film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
>>has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
>>time, right?
>
> So then there's still hope for me and Lots42, right?!
Dunno about you but I guess there is hope for Lots42 in that he could
always try to ask Mamie for a date.
If she should accept his petition, and if things should then progress to
the desired physical consumation, he would be well advised to curb his
excitement and natural exuberance, refrain from observations along the
lines of "This ROCKS!!!", and settle instead for a light, easy tempo, lest
he cause poor old Mamie to kick the bucket from a heart attack and thus
find himself in the unsettling situation of switching to necrophilia on
the very act of being made a man.
<Neil Diamond>
"...when I became a man; at the hands of a girl over thrice my age.
But she was there and gone,
Without one regret..."
</Neil Diamond>
Cheers,
Jaime
joe...@collegeclub.com
> On 3 Feb 2002 13:25:33 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
> (joe...@collegeclub.com) deposited this nugget in this here
> newsgroup
> >>dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote in message >
> >>> I just hope that when I'm 72, someone will want to see me in my
> >>> undies, too.
> >>
> >>
> >>Yeah, the orderly at the rest home.
>
> Whoa, dude! I hope you didn't tax your intellect too much
> to come with that sparkling bon mot!
>
> Regards,
> Geoff "...or wore out your typing finger."
Was it as funny as Benny Hinn's combover?
Lulu The Cow
(joe...@collegeclub.com) wrote:
Only a select few things are funnier than Benny Hinn's combover.
Cheers,
Todd "...feeling the power..." McNeeley
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"Lulu The Cow" <nos...@myserver.com> wrote in message
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> On 3 Feb 2002 20:49:13 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
> (joe...@collegeclub.com) wrote:
>
> >gbur...@erinet.com (Geoff) wrote in message
news:<3c5dc437$0$35612$4c5e...@news.erinet.com>...
> >> On 3 Feb 2002 13:25:33 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
> >> (joe...@collegeclub.com) deposited this nugget in this here
> >> newsgroup
> >> >>dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote in message >
> >> >>> I just hope that when I'm 72, someone will want to see me in my
> >> >>> undies, too.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Yeah, the orderly at the rest home.
> >>
> >> Whoa, dude! I hope you didn't tax your intellect too much
> >> to come with that sparkling bon mot!
> >>
> >> Regards,
> >> Geoff "...or wore out your typing finger."
> >
> >Was it as funny as Benny Hinn's combover?
>
> Only a select few things are funnier than Benny Hinn's combover.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Todd "...feeling the power..." McNeeley
He's hiding the source of his healing powers under there.
col...@diespamdiemindspring.ha
>
>"Lulu The Cow" <nos...@myserver.com> wrote in message
>news:kros5usijq7dd71u9...@4ax.com...
>> On 3 Feb 2002 20:49:13 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
>> (joe...@collegeclub.com) wrote:
>>
>> >gbur...@erinet.com (Geoff) wrote in message
>news:<3c5dc437$0$35612$4c5e...@news.erinet.com>...
>> >> On 3 Feb 2002 13:25:33 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
>> >> (joe...@collegeclub.com) deposited this nugget in this here
>> >> newsgroup
>> >> >>dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote in message >
>> >> >>> I just hope that when I'm 72, someone will want to see me in my
>> >> >>> undies, too.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Yeah, the orderly at the rest home.
>> >>
>> >> Whoa, dude! I hope you didn't tax your intellect too much
>> >> to come with that sparkling bon mot!
>> >>
>> >> Regards,
>> >> Geoff "...or wore out your typing finger."
>> >
>> >Was it as funny as Benny Hinn's combover?
>>
>> Only a select few things are funnier than Benny Hinn's combover.
How about the televangelist lady with pink hair? I see her from time
to time flipping the channels after midnight.
soc.cultured.mr.hole
> On 1 Feb 2002 21:23:02 -0800, holef...@webtv.net
> (soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>
> >Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
> >film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
> >has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
> >time, right?
>
> So then there's still hope for me and Lots42, right?!
>
You've never actually seen what Lots looks like, have you?
&&
Mr. Hole
soc.cultured.mr.hole
First off, I form my own opinions about films; second, why does Roger
Ebert get to see the film and not me?
&&
Mr. Hole
soc.cultured.mr.hole
> On 1 Feb 2002 21:23:02 -0800, holef...@webtv.net
> (soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote:
>
> >Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
> >film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
> >has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
> >time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
> >Mamie Van Doren go senile?
>
> Nothing to do with senility--just check out personal website. If you
> ever wanted to see a heavily made up senior citizen bend over in her
> undies, that's the place to go.
>
What, no URL? C'mon!
>
> "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
> G. W. Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
&&
Mr. Hole
soc.cultured.mr.hole
That's not a combover. NOT. A. COMBOVER!! NOT!! That's simply how
God has willed Benny Hinn's hair to grow.
&&
Mr. Hole
soc.cultured.mr.hole
> Our beloved Mamie has been in the last 2 issues of the zine I write for Carbon
> 14. New issues she actually has enough powder on to look decent! Check it
> when it comes out. Oh, new Cramps interview too!
>
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Lulu The Cow
wrote:
>On Mon, 4 Feb 2002 15:52:24 +0000 (UTC), "MJF" <n...@spam.pls> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Lulu The Cow" <nos...@myserver.com> wrote in message
>>news:kros5usijq7dd71u9...@4ax.com...
>>> On 3 Feb 2002 20:49:13 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
>>> (joe...@collegeclub.com) wrote:
>>>
>>> >gbur...@erinet.com (Geoff) wrote in message
>>news:<3c5dc437$0$35612$4c5e...@news.erinet.com>...
>>> >> On 3 Feb 2002 13:25:33 -0800, joe...@collegeclub.com
>>> >> (joe...@collegeclub.com) deposited this nugget in this here
>>> >> newsgroup
>>> >> >>dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote in message >
>>> >> >>> I just hope that when I'm 72, someone will want to see me in my
>>> >> >>> undies, too.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >>Yeah, the orderly at the rest home.
>>> >>
>>> >> Whoa, dude! I hope you didn't tax your intellect too much
>>> >> to come with that sparkling bon mot!
>>> >>
>>> >> Regards,
>>> >> Geoff "...or wore out your typing finger."
>>> >
>>> >Was it as funny as Benny Hinn's combover?
>>>
>>> Only a select few things are funnier than Benny Hinn's combover.
>
>How about the televangelist lady with pink hair? I see her from time
>to time flipping the channels after midnight.
Yes... She's also pretty damn funny :-)
Cheers,
Todd "But I love the combover" McNeeley
Smaug69
I'll take a senile topless 72 year-old woman and a pink-haired floozy
televangelist and the combovered Benny Hinn any day over seeing the
ass or penis of Harvey Keitel.
Smaug69(or Donald Sutherland or... you see where I'm going with this?)
Lulu The Cow
I think Harvey is over his "let's all look at my penis" phase.
Cheers,
Todd "At least, I hope he's over it :-) " McNeeley
Smaug69
There's no point in taking any chances. I see Harvey in a film, I
prepare to cover my eyes. In a hurry.
Smaug69(That pretty much goes for most other male actors as well)
stockjobber
divorced Mickey Hargitay. I know because I have pictures.
P.S. His real name is "Miklos".
"soc.cultured.mr.hole" <holef...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:29c78c92.02020...@posting.google.com...
> Okay, the sight of a 71-year-old Mamie Van Doren, topless in the new
> film "Slackers," being fondled by 21-year-old actor Jason Schwartzman,
> has to rank up there as one of the great cinematic triumphs of our
> time, right? So the only thing left to answer now is when exactly did
> Mamie Van Doren go senile?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
r wiley
"stockjobber" <jdin...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:gzW98.2358$Xb7.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> This is an obvious troll.
It certainly is.
rw