Notable Masturbation Scenes in Movies?
Pete Kazanjy
Pete
alex crouvier <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
> are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
> history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
> watching itself considered masturbation?
>
>
alex crouvier
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Anne Heywood in "The Fox"
Jennifer Salt in "Brewster McCloud"
Harvey Keitel in "Bad Lieutenant"
Ted
Matt
Lara Flynn Boyle in 'Afterglow'
Jennifer Jason Leigh in 'Single White Female'
Ben Stiller in 'TSAM'
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: With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
: are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
: history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
: watching itself considered masturbation?
Serial Mom.
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vertigo
Torvald in Rear Window.
Marcello Mastroianni, in Divorce Italian Style, spying his secret love
through an open bathroom window, then sighing, while aimlessly flushing the
bathroom toilet.
Of course, the celebrated shower scene in Psycho can be read, alternately
as a displaced sex act/masturbation act. Cleaning up, meticulously,
afterwards, puts the emphasis on masturbation, rather than sex.
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Matt
> as a displaced sex act/masturbation act. Cleaning up, meticulously,
> afterwards, puts the emphasis on masturbation, rather than sex.
Indeed. And if you're not quite estute enough to make the connection,
Gus Van Sant can spell it out for you.
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MANTRA
> are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
> history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
> watching itself considered masturbation?
>
>
If you're really interested, why don't you take out some gay pornos. Jesus.
vertigo
> alex crouvier <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > Is movie
> > watching itself considered masturbation?
More likely the other way around.
Velcro_SPY
> Of course, the celebrated shower scene in Psycho can be read, alternately
> as a displaced sex act/masturbation act. Cleaning up, meticulously,
> afterwards, puts the emphasis on masturbation, rather than sex.
Oh, that is an interesting way to regard that scene!
Sex, Lies and Videotape was an interesting film that dwelled on
masturbation, without actually having a "masturbation scene," if I
recall.
VS
Robert Matthews
> te...@home.com wrote:
> >
> > Shirley Maclaine in "Being There"
> >
> > Anne Heywood in "The Fox"
> >
> > Jennifer Salt in "Brewster McCloud"
> >
> > Harvey Keitel in "Bad Lieutenant"
>
> Lara Flynn Boyle in 'Afterglow'
> Jennifer Jason Leigh in 'Single White Female'
> Ben Stiller in 'TSAM'
Maud Adams in "Tattoo"
Joan Allen in "Pleasantville"
Patricia Charbonneau in "Choose Me" (I think....)
Robert Matthews
Zadok Allen
>
>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
>watching itself considered masturbation?
>
>
Dennis Christopher in "Fade to Black"
Dean Eaton
Dean
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Giftzwerg
> Is it true that in
> history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women?
Well, if you count porno films, this becomes double-plus ridiculous.
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solution which is simple, neat and wrong."
-- H. L. Mencken
Peter Rosa
that in
>history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is
movie
>watching itself considered masturbation?
>
Ironweed. Meryl Streep's down-and-out character provides "manual
pleasure" to a fellow skell in order to spend the night sheltered
in a junked car.
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>>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
>>history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
>>watching itself considered masturbation?
>>
Let's not forget Linda Blair in The Exorcist, although I'd say that scene
gave new meaning to the term "self abuse."
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You're nobody special."
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Fawlty
> With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
> are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
I remember Kim Basinger doing that in "9 1/2 weeks", and Bridget Fonda in
"Single White Female" (or was that Kyra Sedgwick?).
> Is it true that in
> history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women?
Maybe mainstream cinema, in porn I think it might be the opposite...
> Is movie watching itself considered masturbation?
Funny, I just looked that up in Encyclopedia Britannica, and there it said
"Movie watching is considered masturbation". So, yeah, I guess it is.
/Mike
Thomas Andrews
Fawlty <faw...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>"alex crouvier" <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:390d0...@news.cyberway.com.sg...
>> With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>> are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
>
>I remember Kim Basinger doing that in "9 1/2 weeks", and Bridget Fonda in
>"Single White Female" (or was that Kyra Sedgwick?).
>
Not to mention Joan Allen in Pleasantville.
>> Is it true that in
>> history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women?
>
>Maybe mainstream cinema, in porn I think it might be the opposite...
>
Almost certainly :-)
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Bev Brandt
the screen,
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
Caronline Trousselard in Romance. Notable to me only because she
looked so pained. At first, I didn't know what she was doing...
Bev Brandt
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tchen
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>In article <390d0...@news.cyberway.com.sg>, "alex crouvier"
><crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on
>the screen,
>>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
>
>Caronline Trousselard in Romance. Notable to me only because she
>looked so pained. At first, I didn't know what she was doing...
Pleasantville (although it was left to the imagination)
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>>
>> Shirley Maclaine in "Being There"
>> Anne Heywood in "The Fox"
>> Jennifer Salt in "Brewster McCloud"
>> Harvey Keitel in "Bad Lieutenant"
>
>Lara Flynn Boyle in 'Afterglow'
>Jennifer Jason Leigh in 'Single White Female'
>Ben Stiller in 'TSAM'
Both Jason Biggs ("Jim") and Shannon Elizabeth ("Nadia")
in "American Pie".
I can't believe no one's mentioned that one yet.
Dennis
(Dan Day) wrote:
screw that, in Hapiness Phillip swymour hoffman masturbated plus you coudl
see the seman squirt on to the wall and he stuck liek a picture on it.
pretty tactful
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>
>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
>watching itself considered masturbation?
>
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Well, yes. Jason Biggs in "American Pie". I'm sure someone already mentioned
this. Also Adam Sandler seems to simulate it a number of times in the "Happy
Gilmore' montage at film's beginning.
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Peter Rosa
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>
> "Spanking the Monkey"
Yet the whole point of that movie was that the unfortunate protagonist
never got the chance to, er, spank the monkey.
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Anthony Leyva
Dennis Quade as Scott Carpenter are in the own stalls trying to
concentrate on making semen samples for the NASA doctors. Ed Harris as
Glenn is humming "From the Halls of Montezuma" because he's from the
Marines and Quade as Carpenter starts singing " Off We go into the Wild
Blue Yonder" because he's from the Air Force. These guys were so
competative they competed even when they were wacking-off.
Paul Richardson
alex crouvier
Why are you so self-conciously try to dissect things from a homophobic
p.o.v?
And you cried out: "Jesus!" too?
Why are you such a cattle prop?
If I use actresses as a header, I would be condemned for my chaunistic
outlook
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> alex crouvier <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:390d0...@news.cyberway.com.sg...
> > With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the
screen,
> > are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
> > history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
> > watching itself considered masturbation?
> >
> >
>
> If you're really interested, why don't you take out some gay pornos.
Jesus.
>
>
alex crouvier
Some female extra in the opening sequence of BLOW OUT. It is a mock psycho
on the loose movie (within a movie), a college coed is seen lying while
pleasuring herself without (of course) locking the door.
A Dutch movie called 06 (aka 1-900), sex and love over the phone. A couple
met over the phone and started to make conduct intercourse in the most
unorthodox way. A lot of furious fingering, have to be seen to be believed
Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 WEEKS, not I find the whole thing erotic at all...
"Matt" <mab...@columbia.edu> wrote in message
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>
>
> te...@home.com wrote:
> >
> > Shirley Maclaine in "Being There"
> >
> > Anne Heywood in "The Fox"
> >
> > Jennifer Salt in "Brewster McCloud"
> >
> > Harvey Keitel in "Bad Lieutenant"
> >
> > Ted
>
> Lara Flynn Boyle in 'Afterglow'
> Jennifer Jason Leigh in 'Single White Female'
> Ben Stiller in 'TSAM'
> --
> -Matt
> like I said, anything's better than working
Laelsport
Well, I haven't seen this movie, but your description sure makes me want to!!!
LOL!
lael
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mee
> In rec.arts.movies.current-films alex crouvier <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> : With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
> : are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
> : history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
> : watching itself considered masturbation?
>
In "Fallen Angels" by Wong-Kar Wai (a not-really-sequel to "Chungking
Express") there is a female scene that is really well-shot and part of the
plot, although she does have awful tights on.
She is sufferring from unrequited love for her boss, and it is lunchtime
in an apartment building.
Dan Day
>She is sufferring from unrequited love for her boss, and it is lunchtime
>in an apartment building.
Here's a notorious one: Brad Davis ("Billy Hayes") in
"Midnight Express".
rufie710
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oh!! you should!! everybody should!
and you should read the book as well.
Ruth , loved the book , loved the movie.
Blbbarry
Silence of the Lambs
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>> "Spanking the Monkey"
Peter Rosa <PR...@prodigy.net> wrote:
> Yet the whole point of that movie was that the unfortunate protagonist
> never got the chance to, er, spank the monkey.
I figured it was close enough for a stupid thread like this.
Chris Biggs
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Just thought you'd like to know.
Fast Times jacking off to Phoebe Cates in Red Bikini.
AWSOME, TOTALLY AWSOME!!!!!!
> alex crouvier (crou...@yahoo.com) writes;
>
> > Is it true that in
> > history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women?
>
> Well, if you count porno films, this becomes double-plus ridiculous.
>
> --
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>
> ***
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> solution which is simple, neat and wrong."
> -- H. L. Mencken
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How about Police Academy when the dog humps the Chiefs leg?
sionnach
How about Christian Bale in "The Velvet Goldmine"?
agustin yap
Daniel Lee
human nature. ;~)
"According to some religions, if it feels good, it must be bad."
alex crouvier <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
> are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
Howard Brazee
Dawn Taylor
wrote:
>Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little about
>human nature. ;~)
And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
Dawn
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Sean Patrick
wrote:
>On Wed, 3 May 2000 00:00:39 -0500, "Daniel Lee" <dan...@ccms.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little about
>>human nature. ;~)
>
>And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
>
>Dawn
You're just jealous 'cause we're better at it (and far more
prolific...)
Sean Patrick [que...@freewwweb.com]
Mr. Lusk
> Fast Times jacking off to Phoebe Cates in Red Bikini.
> AWSOME, TOTALLY AWSOME!!!!!!
Phoebe Cates? Bitch has no tits.
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great ass!
>
>
> > Fast Times jacking off to Phoebe Cates in Red Bikini.
> > AWSOME, TOTALLY AWSOME!!!!!!
>
> Phoebe Cates? Bitch has no tits.
>
> --
> Mr. Lusk
>
Dawn Taylor
wrote:
>On Wed, 03 May 2000 15:58:32 GMT, dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor)
>wrote:
>>>Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little about
>>>human nature. ;~)
>>
>>And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
>
>You're just jealous 'cause we're better at it (and far more
>prolific...)
Well, I don't doubt that you're more prolific at it, but whether
you're better at it is highly debatable.
Dawn
(now, those who have seen my work OTOH...)
Douglas Bailey
> que...@freewwweb.com (Sean Patrick) wrote:
> > dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote:
> >>And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
> >
> >You're just jealous 'cause we're better at it (and far more
> >prolific...)
>
> Well, I don't doubt that you're more prolific at it, but whether
> you're better at it is highly debatable.
>
> Dawn
> (now, those who have seen my work OTOH...)
"On the other hand"? In this context, which hand do you normally... uh...
*work* on? :)
doug
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Dawn Taylor
<trys...@ne.mediaone.net> wrote:
>dawn...@pacifier.com wrote:
>> que...@freewwweb.com (Sean Patrick) wrote:
>> > dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor) wrote:
>
>> >>And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
>> >
>> >You're just jealous 'cause we're better at it (and far more
>> >prolific...)
>>
>> Well, I don't doubt that you're more prolific at it, but whether
>> you're better at it is highly debatable.
>>
>> Dawn
>> (now, those who have seen my work OTOH...)
>
>"On the other hand"? In this context, which hand do you normally... uh...
>*work* on? :)
Well, I'm right-handed. But I can go either way <waggle waggle>
Dawn
(I admit it! I'm bimanual!)
Paletteknives
water on it while he whacks off in front of a mirror.
McNeeley
>ancient chinese proverb "more than a handful is too much"
Well Hell, man! Look at the Chinese! Of course THEY'D say that...
Personally, I like a woman whose sweater enters a room before she
does...
Cheers,
Todd "Damn, I'm male" McNeeley
email: mcneeley at 21stcentury dot net
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wrote:
>Dawn
>(I admit it! I'm bimanual!)
Does that mean you like two men at once?
Cheers,
Todd "It's hard to resist the obvious" McNeeley
Matt
> does...
Cause of her huge pot belly?
> Cheers,
>
> Todd "Damn, I'm male" McNeeley
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
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alex crouvier
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> On Wed, 3 May 2000 00:00:39 -0500, "Daniel Lee" <dan...@ccms.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little
about
> >human nature. ;~)
>
> And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
>
> Dawn
Mr. Lusk
McNeeley <n...@my.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 03 May 2000 20:29:54 GMT, misterha...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> >ancient chinese proverb "more than a handful is too much"
>
> Well Hell, man! Look at the Chinese! Of course THEY'D say that...
>
> does...
I'm with you, man. My woman is a 38D with ultra-sensitive nipples.
Orgasms at the touch of a tongue. It's feasting time tonight!
Mr. Lusk
You nimrod! He's trying to cool off, not get off. A fighter can't
come the night before a match.
Dawn Taylor
>On Wed, 03 May 2000 23:17:29 GMT, dawn...@pacifier.com (Dawn Taylor)
>wrote:
>
>>Dawn
>>(I admit it! I'm bimanual!)
>
>Does that mean you like two men at once?
Actually I like a lot of men. Why, many of my best friends are men.
>Todd "It's hard to resist the obvious" McNeeley
Oh wait ... you meant ...
Michael Siciliano
Paletteknives
>come the night before a match.
>
Why not? Is that one of the rules: "No jerking off before a fight"?
Jeffrey Davis
>
> Why not? Is that one of the rules [...]?
Yes. No sex of any kind.
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Paletteknives
>
>Yes. No sex of any kind.
>
That's strange. I did not know that. I think I heard on Paul Harvey or
someplace that marathon runners perform better if they sleep with someone the
night before.
But anyway, DeNiro's arm movement in the scene looked (to me) like he was
jerking off, and not "cooling off", as someone put it. I've also heard a rumor
that there was a scene of him doing it in his jail cell, which was later cut.
Matt
I think the no sex rule applies to a lot of different things. I know a
few theater people who have to follow it for two weeks before a
performance.
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"alex crouvier" <crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> you are living in denial, girl ;-)
>
> "Dawn Taylor" <dawn...@pacifier.com> wrote in message
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> > On Wed, 3 May 2000 00:00:39 -0500, "Daniel Lee" <dan...@ccms.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a
little
> about
> > >human nature. ;~)
> >
> > And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
> >
> >
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> > by your latest panty-waisted progressive ideals." --
sl...@cc.usu.edu,
> 02/18/00
>
>
Robert Maas
> Just thought you'd like to know.
Hmm, now I'm wishing for the following scenerio: I go to a movie
alone. A really lovely lady sits next to me, also alone. During the
movie she starts touching herself. I ask "May I help you with
anything?" She says "Oh, yes, I was hoping you'd ask. I'm working on
my clit and one breast, would you please help me with my cunt and the
other breast, and my lips too, using your hand, hand and lips&tongue
respectively? If you agree, I'll kick off my shoes and help you
using/between my feet, OK?"
Robert Maas
For me, what feels best, better than fucking or foreplay etc., is
where I'm on my back and she is on top of me with her face just almost
touching my face, moving her lips all over my face, just barely
brushing by accident every so often. If any religion says that is
bad, it's time for me to do to that religion what the Daleks in Dr.
Who wanted to do to all living beings:
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Robert Maas
>human nature. ;~)
Dawn Taylor replied with her nose in the air:
> And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
So why are you criticizing us for posting, instead of posting your own
favorite masturbation scene from a movie? Do you always turn your head
in embarrassment because you wish you could masturbate yourself but
are afraid you'll go blind if you do so you don't want to be tempted,
or you do watch those scenes but don't want anyone to know because
then some cute guy like me would ask you to let me watch you and you
wouldn't be able to turn me down because I'm so awfully sexy??
I admitted I masturbated for Laura Dern in Mask, and S.Weaver in
Alien. Have you ever masturbated when watching some guy in a movie? Or
when looking at my online pictures?
Robert Maas
Nonsense! For everything a season, as you must know. For sucking whole
breast into mouth, indeed there's an optimum size that is smaller than
average. But imagine a soft pillow to sleep on, nicely padded but not
too soft, so big you can lay your head off to one side so your mouth
is near the middle, and right there in them middle is this GIANT
nipple more than an inch long when erect (or sucked out) and 3/4 inch
in diameter? What a treat to fall asleep suckling that!
For caressing, virtually all sizes are great, although the larger the
nipple the better.
Robert Maas
does.>>
In a sweater, the optimum is longer from tip to base than across the
base, and firm or well supported, regardless of size. In a t-shirt,
the nipple is the main feature, by comparison.
Dawn Taylor
wrote:
>>Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little about
>>human nature. ;~)
>
>Dawn Taylor replied with her nose in the air:
Looks like somebody missed the smiley face.
>> And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
See? Smiley face. You know, indicating a good-natured josh.
>So why are you criticizing us for posting, instead of posting your own
>favorite masturbation scene from a movie?
Actually, I thought the subject was *notable* masturbation scenes in
movies, not favorites.
>Do you always turn your head
>in embarrassment because you wish you could masturbate yourself but
>are afraid you'll go blind if you do so you don't want to be tempted,
Yeah, that's it. I'm a-scared to touch my ... my ... <whispers>
naughty place.
>or you do watch those scenes but don't want anyone to know because
>then some cute guy like me would ask you to let me watch you and you
>wouldn't be able to turn me down because I'm so awfully sexy??
Oh, I've got a hunch I could control myself.
>I admitted I masturbated for Laura Dern in Mask, and S.Weaver in
>Alien. Have you ever masturbated when watching some guy in a movie?
Heavens. We certainly have taken this thread into a whole 'nother
context, haven't we?
>Or
>when looking at my online pictures?
Well, the one of you with the Irish Wolfhound was pretty hot, I admit.
But the midget in the hot pants was overkill.
Matt
Note to Dawn et al: Midgets in Hot Pants are *never* overkill. Never.
In other news, I'll never be able watch Willow again without giggling at
'Meegosh, ya coming?'
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> Jill Clayburgh masturbates her son in LUNA.
>>>>
[sigh]
No, you can't "MASTURBATE" another person, stupid, but you can
jerk-them-off....
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Paul Pearson
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
Yes. Eric Schaeffer's entire career is one big masturbation.
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Actually, he was right. You can use the word that way.
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Douglas Bailey
> <jke...@voicenet.com> wrote:
> > Jill Clayburgh masturbates her son in LUNA.
>
> [sigh]
>
> No, you can't "MASTURBATE" another person, stupid, but you can
> jerk-them-off....
*Ding*! Thanks for playing, but you're completely wrong. And as long as
you're being pedantic...
From http://www.m-w.com/dictionary.htm (the online Merriam-Webster
dictionary):
Main Entry: mas暗ur搓ate
Pronunciation: 'mas-t&r-"bAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -bat搪d; -bat搏ng
Etymology: Latin masturbatus, past participle of masturbari
Date: 1857
transitive senses : to practice masturbation on
intransitive senses : to practice masturbation
- mas暗ur搓a暗or /-"bA-t&r/ noun
The transitive sense (requiring a direct object, like, say, "her son") is
the one in which jkeller used the word, and it's quite grammatical.
doug
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Polar
<trys...@ne.mediaone.net> wrote:
>"Henry Glenworthy" <Henry Glenw...@xteleport.com> wrote:
>> <jke...@voicenet.com> wrote:
[...grammar...]
In "Being There", the late Peter Sellers watched as Shirley MacLaine
masturbated. When he said "I like to watch" (meaning TV), she
misunderstood.
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>
> > Of course, the celebrated shower scene in Psycho can be read, alternately
> > as a displaced sex act/masturbation act. Cleaning up, meticulously,
> > afterwards, puts the emphasis on masturbation, rather than sex.
>
> Indeed. And if you're not quite estute enough to make the connection,
> Gus Van Sant can spell it out for you.
Funny you should say that...Vince Vaughn actually started pleasuring
himself in front of the camera during the shooting of the scene.
Thankfully, the scene was left on the cutting room floor.
Other notables...obscure, but notable.
-Better than Chocolate (Canada) - Maggie's mom discovers her box of
vibrators under her bed.
-Orphans (Scotland) - Two guys go to their boss' house and discover him
pleasuring himself in front of a dirty magazine. The guys pull out a
shotgun in order to scare the crap out of him and poke him in the butt
with the barrel of the gun. He turns around at the worst possible
moment.
-Hardcore Logo (Canada) - Guy wakes up from taking a nap in the touring
van, pleasures himself, finishes himself off, wipes his hand on the
blanket.
-Apprenticeship of Dudy Cravitz (Canada) - A young Richard Dreyfus'
character discovers his roommate pleasuring himself with a medical book
as a source of visual stimulation. He sarcastically calls out, "Use
your other hand! It'll feel like someone else!"
This coming from the same guy who put up the "What determines an
important movie" thread, regarding the kinda films that they show in
film school. All the Canadian films I mentioned were also part of the
cirriculum on Canadian cinema. Oh dear...
Peace,
Vince Yim
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alex crouvier
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> Jill Clayburgh masturbates her son in LUNA.
>
> Jack
Russell Watson
Leyva) wrote:
>The bathroom scene in The Right Stuff where Ed Harris as John Glenn and
>Dennis Quade as Scott Carpenter are in the own stalls trying to
>concentrate on making semen samples for the NASA doctors. Ed Harris as
>Glenn is humming "From the Halls of Montezuma" because he's from the
>Marines and Quade as Carpenter starts singing " Off We go into the Wild
>Blue Yonder" because he's from the Air Force. These guys were so
>competative they competed even when they were wacking-off.
>
A small correction to your otherwise good example: Quaid's character
is Leroy Gordon "Gordo" Cooper, NOT Scott Carpenter, who was probably
the very last of the original Mercury astronauts who would have
indulged in such a contest, and who was a Navy man, not USAF.
Ironically, much of the Cooper character as portrayed in the film is
is a composite of the real Cooper and another candidate who didn't
make the cut for the "original 7", and was later selected as one of
the "second 9" astronauts, Pete Conrad. Many of the shenanigans shown
being pulled by Cooper in the film actually involved Conrad, who
evidently had a very wild and wicked sense of humor. Unfortunately
this great guy died in a motorcylcle accident last year.
Lucky
<crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
>history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
>watching itself considered masturbation?
>
>
Bad Boy Bubby (Australian).
Quite funny because Bubby's mother pours water on his old feller and
tells him to stop being so disgusting. (She later precedes to have
sex with him.)
Lucky
John
<crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies? Is it true that in
>history of cinema, more men masturbated on screen than women? Is movie
>watching itself considered masturbation?
>
Portnoy's Complaint - Richard Benjamin (I believe).
John
Matt
They made a movie out of Portnoy? Ouch. Well, if its at all like the
book, I'd imagine there's quite a bit of masturbation.
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its receiver. We see him staring at the ceiling, his hand still holding the
receiver, now resting on the handset. CUT
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James Russell
wrote:
>In "Fallen Angels" by Wong-Kar Wai (a not-really-sequel to "Chungking
>Express") there is a female scene that is really well-shot and part of the
>plot, although she does have awful tights on.
>She is sufferring from unrequited love for her boss, and it is lunchtime
>in an apartment building.
See also a 1995 Japanese film called "The Weatherwoman" for more Asian
self-gratification.
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wrote:
>>Look how many replies for the masturbation post. Tells you a little about
>>human nature. ;~)
>
>Dawn Taylor replied with her nose in the air:
>> And look how many of the respondants are male :-)
She's just jealous, I'm sure. :)
James Russell
<crou...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>With Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Davies flattering themeselves on the screen,
>are there any notable masturbation scenes in movies?
There's a rather indirect one in MAN OF FLOWERS (Paul Cox, AUS, 1983),
we see a man watching a woman strip in front of him, right down to her
rude bits, whereupon he dashes off, and the next thing we see is him
playing an organ. The symbolism is, to say the least, literal-minded
and heavy-handed (?????).
>Is movie
>watching itself considered masturbation?
Watching films is not masturbating. Film theory is.