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Peter Ronaszeki

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What are your most quotable movies of all time?
This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

ALIENS
DESPERADO
ARMY OF DARKNESS

Honorable mentions:

ROBOCOP
PREDATOR
STAR WARS TRILOGY
SPACEBALLS
GHOSTBUSTERS


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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

Reservoir Dogs
Killing Zoe
Army of Darkness

Honorable Mentions:
Pulp Fiction
The Naked City
Some Kind of Wonderful
Natural Born Killers
Licence To Kill

Dave


Chris Alfieri

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) writes:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat?

CLERKS!!!!!

epbrown

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You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
I'd also add..
To Have and Have Not
Sunset Boulevard
A runner up would be A Fish Called Wanda, most of Otto's dialogue.
epbrown
What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?
David Fresko <D.Fr...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

"pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
">What are your most quotable movies of all time?
">This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines

">from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
"
"Reservoir Dogs
"Killing Zoe
"Army of Darkness
"
"Honorable Mentions:
"Pulp Fiction
"The Naked City
"Some Kind of Wonderful
"Natural Born Killers
"Licence To Kill
"
"Dave
"

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Jesse Vanek

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

Dead Alive, without a doubt.
Jesse


Andrew B Gould

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I have been asked to add "Fletch" to this list. I am more of a Cassavetes
fan, myself, although I love the "mattress police" scene.

epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:


: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
: I'd also add..
: To Have and Have Not
: Sunset Boulevard
: A runner up would be A Fish Called Wanda, most of Otto's dialogue.
: epbrown
: What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?
: David Fresko <D.Fr...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

: "pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
: ">What are your most quotable movies of all time?
: ">This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
: ">from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

: "
: "Reservoir Dogs

W Lee or T Beatty

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> pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) writes:
>
> >What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> >This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> >from at the drop of a hat?
> How about we include the line (or lines) that tend to get quoted?

CADDYSHACK "...it looks good on you, though."
STRIPES "There's something wrong with us -- something SERIOUSLY WRONG
with us!"
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH "You dick!"
WILLY WONKA... "We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of
dreams."
NAT LAMP'S VACATION "Don't know why they call this Hamburger Helper..."

"Scary" Terry Beatty

P Matwychuk

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Peter Ronaszeki (pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au) wrote:
: What are your most quotable movies of all time?

: This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
: from at the drop of a hat?

Definitely tops with me is MILLER'S CROSSING. ("What's the rumpus?"
"Twist a pig's ear and watch him squeal." "I open my mouth, and the whole
world turns smart." "Jesus, Tom, I was just...speculating about a
hypothesis! I know I don't know nothing!")

Runners-up have to include PULP FICTION (inevitably), HIS GIRL FRIDAY, and
SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS.

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Robert Johnson

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How about The Mask?

Michael Brooke

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epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!


Don't remind me! I'd probably still find the film funny if it hadn't
been bludgeoned to death by people quoting (and more often misquoting)
it to me ad nauseam over the past eighteen years or so.

I watched the film again for the first time in ages about a year or so
ago, and I don't think I laughed once. And to think that I spent most
of my teens thinking it was the funniest film ever made...

Michael
(who can't bring himself to sit through 'Withnail & I' again, for
precisely the same reason!)


RevCain

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Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
>
> What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

GHOSTBUSTERS
NAKED LUNCH
HEATHERS

by a country mile, really.. no other movies come close to those 3 in my
quoting vocab.

revCain

Aaron Bergman

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In article <54d311$i...@enyo.uwa.edu.au>, pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au
(Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

:What are your most quotable movies of all time?
:This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
:from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

:
:ALIENS
:DESPERADO
:ARMY OF DARKNESS

The Princess Bride.

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Dominic

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In rec.arts.sf.movies,Michael Brooke <mic...@everyman.demon.co.uk> penned:

>epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
>: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
>: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

>I watched the film again for the first time in ages about a year or so


>ago, and I don't think I laughed once. And to think that I spent most
>of my teens thinking it was the funniest film ever made...

Inconceivable! If you watched the movie alone, then that's what your
problem with thinking it is not so funny now.
It is a movie best seen with a group! Much funnier that way--trust me.

Dominic Tuso
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Charles Billings

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Hey,

_This is Spinal Tap._ That's all I can say right now.

C

Jonathan Hertzberg

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Might not be a cult movie, but the first "Karate Kid" has to be
considered. Daniel and Miyagi have their share of great lines, as do each
of the Cobras.

"Lookin' for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?"
"Hey mommy, can Daniel come for a ride?"
"Sooner or lata, you get de squish like grape."
"Get him a bodybag!!! Hehehehhe."


How bout "Superman II"?

"Gee that's funny. I've never seen garbage eat garbage before."

Pres.:"Oh God."
Zod:"Zod."

Jon

Matt DeVuono

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> What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

recently: Swimming with Sharks
Trainspotting
The Rock

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Joe Tantalo

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In article <54da38$e...@news-central.tiac.net>, fee...@tiac.net wrote:

> pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>
> >What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> >This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> >from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:


Somebody already mentioned The Princess Bride "The Cliffs of Insanity!!
(dramatic chord)" and the "to the pain" speech.

also

The Breakfast Club "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" and the blond/
poodle joke.

Airplane "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."


The Blues Brothers "How much for the little girl? The women. How much for
the women? I want to buy the women, sell them to me. Sell me your
children."

All of Blade Runner (!)

Brazil "Salt?"

Dr. Stranglove "I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think
General Ripper found out about your preverson, and that you were orginizing
some kind of mutiny of preverts.

Dune "The Sleaper has awaken!"

The Godfather "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Taxi Driver

Spinal Tap "These go to 11." and "I call this one 'Lick My Love Pump'"

and don't even get me started on Apocolypse Now. "Are you an assassin? I'm
a soldier. You're neither. You're a errend boy send by grocery clerks to
collect a bill." as well as other too numerous to mention, esp. Duvall's
scene.

Joe

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Mechanized Vulva (The Leaning Man)

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Ten posts and not one mention of Full Metal Jacket. Shame on you guys.

klbe...@intrex.net

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Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
>
> What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>
> ALIENS
> DESPERADO
> ARMY OF DARKNESS
>
> Honorable mentions:
>
> ROBOCOP
> PREDATOR
> STAR WARS TRILOGY
> SPACEBALLS
> GHOSTBUSTERS

Wow, how can you possibly make a list like this without including
Caddyshack? Also should include Clerks and Boomerang.

John Eckenrode

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On 20 Oct 1996 11:39:13 GMT, pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter
Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>

The ones my friends and I often quote from are:

Animal House
Monty Python (all, but frequently The Holy Grail)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

We also fall into extended imitations of Duke Nukem, but that's
another subject. . .<grin>

-Doc

Max Schaefer

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In article <326B53...@actrix.gen.nz>, Tom Goulter
<tgo...@actrix.gen.nz> wrote:

> How many months since we last had this thread? <g>
> Mine:
> Aliens
> Desperado
> Anything on which Quentin Tarantino directed, wrote, or made coffee
> The Princess Bride
> Seven
> Die Hard (well, *that* one line anyway...)
> Honorable mention: Things to do in Denver when you're Dead

You realise how recent everything on this list is?

Those of you rhapsodising about La Tarantino's dialogue (I have no
intention of knocking him, by the way) should check out the film "Sweet
Smell of Success".

M

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Tisha Reilly

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On 21 Oct 1996 jjk...@vaxb.isc.rit.edu wrote:

> Here's mine:
>
> Star Wars Trilogy

Absolutely.

Kentucky Fried Movie
Real Genius
Kelly's Heroes ("A *deal* deal. Maybe he's a Republican.")
Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind ("This *means* something!")
anything Star Trek...

Tisha

jjk...@vaxb.isc.rit.edu

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Here's mine:

Star Wars Trilogy
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Forrest Gump (yeah I know...)
Near Dark (I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved!)
Meet The Feebles


--John


Womble

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In article <326e3f74...@news.enteract.com>, epbrown
<epb...@enteract.com> writes

> You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
> Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

I'd put all the Python films down as highly quotable, although HOLY
GRAIL is certainly the film I here quotes from most often over here,
mostly along the lines of:
'Nee, nee, nee...' (repeat ad nauseam.)

I'd also like to put forward:
'The Princess Bride' ('As You wish'/My name is Inigo Montoya....)
'Back to the Future' (Roads? Where we're going, we don't NEED, roads.)
'Ferris Beuller's Day Off'(Too numerous tooo mention.)

Also, i can't beleive that nobody has mentioned Casablanca? Or was that
just too obvious? Mind you, everybody gets that 'Play it again' line
wrong.

>
> What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?

African or European?


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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Animal House - "Oh Boy Is This Great!"


C.T. White

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

>ALIENS
>DESPERADO
>ARMY OF DARKNESS

Airplane!
Caddyshack
Army of Darkness
JAWS
Weird Science
The Jerk
Strange Brew
C.T. White
crum...@earthlink.net


David Fresko

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fee...@tiac.net (Jesse Vanek) wrote:
>pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>
>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>
>Dead Alive, without a doubt.

"I kick ass for the lord"

Dave


David Fresko

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epb...@enteract.com (epbrown) wrote:
> You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
> Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

To tell you the truth, I find anything that Monty Python does anything but funny, and/or
quotablew as the thread sugests. Maybe its me, I know I'm not the only one, but something about
their humor just doens't click. Although I love Terry Gilliam's other stuff.

Dave

Matt Lynch

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Although I really don't like the movie very much, the 1989 "Batman" is
full of great quotes from the likes of Palance and Nicholson.

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sell like a $2.00 hit? They could have made crack cocaine
in 1890 in New York but they didn't. It's not there in history.
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William Gibson, "Addicted to Noise" interview


Jennifer A. Race

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

I prefer just the quotes quotes myself...

"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way..." Star
Wars

"We don't have time to discuss this in committee.."
"I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!!" Empire Strikes Back...

Oh, and how could you forget Terminator?

"I'll be back" and "Fuck you asshole" *LAUNCH* Schwartzenhager's
career. If it didn't launch it, he certainly got his money for the use
of the two...


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Tom Goulter

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How many months since we last had this thread? <g>
Mine:
Aliens
Desperado
Anything on which Quentin Tarantino directed, wrote, or made coffee
The Princess Bride
Seven
Die Hard (well, *that* one line anyway...)
Honorable mention: Things to do in Denver when you're Dead

- Tom "Keeps muh powder dry! It KEEPS MUH POWDER DRY!" Goulter
tgo...@actrix.gen.nz IRC: JimmyJake or Mariachi
"Maybe none of us really changes over time; we only become more
fully what we are."
- The Vampire Lestat
"You're an alien sex fiend, you're an alien sex fiend, and you
go la la lalala la la lalala la la lalalalaa..."
- Garbage

Hughes

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'Dirty Harry'.

"Well, when I see a naked man chasing a girl with a knife and a
hard-on, I don't figure he's collecting for the red-cross."

"Do I feel lucky?"

"Sociology? You'll go far."

"Hi, my name is Alice and I will take a dare."
"Well, when's the last time you got busted, Alice?"

"Anyone'd know I didn't do that." (or something like that)
"How?"
"'Cos he looks too damn good!"

Come to think of it, anything with Mr. Eastwood is forever quotable.


Soo Lee

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On Sun, 20 Oct 1996 21:27:08 -0400, Tisha Reilly <ath...@gate.net> wrote:

>
>
>On 21 Oct 1996 jjk...@vaxb.isc.rit.edu wrote:
>

>> Here's mine:
>>
>> Star Wars Trilogy
>

>Absolutely.
>
>Kentucky Fried Movie
>Real Genius
>Kelly's Heroes ("A *deal* deal. Maybe he's a Republican.")
>Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind ("This *means* something!")
>anything Star Trek...

Is it most quoted by me, personally, or by people in general? Because if it's
the latter, I should think CASABLANCA would be very high on the list.

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Ben Vereen,
Shrink to size of lima bean!

Michael Brooke

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Dominic (dt...@pacifier.com) wrote:
: In rec.arts.sf.movies,Michael Brooke <mic...@everyman.demon.co.uk> penned:

: >epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
: >: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
: >: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

: >I watched the film again for the first time in ages about a year or so


: >ago, and I don't think I laughed once. And to think that I spent most
: >of my teens thinking it was the funniest film ever made...

: Inconceivable! If you watched the movie alone, then that's what your
: problem with thinking it is not so funny now.
: It is a movie best seen with a group! Much funnier that way--trust me.

There were two of us, we reacted the same way, and we both agreed the
film (which we both previously thought was hilarious) had been wrecked
by endless streams of people quoting pretty well all the dialogue (and
for the most part quoting it badly). And of course the bits that
aren't quoted endlessly are the bits that weren't funny to begin with.

It's unlikely *any* film would survive that!

Michael


Jim McLennan

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Aliens - "Let's ROCCCCCCKKKKKK"
Army of Darkness - "Oooh, that's GOTTA hurt"
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W Lee or T Beatty

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Yeah, can't believe I didn't think of "...Holly Grail" -- but I'm
astounded that no one, including me has mentioned "Wizard of OZ" yet.
I'd bet that it's the movie most quoted by the general public...

"Who rang that bell!"
"...and your little dog, too!"
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"She's dead -- you've killed her."
"Oh Toto, there's no place like home!"
and of course, what might be the most overquoted movie line ever...
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."

My wife nominates "Chinatown."
"My sister - my daughter..."
"Bad for glass..."

"Scary" Terry Beatty

Duggy

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On 20 Oct 1996, Peter Ronaszeki wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

The Star Wars Trilogy
The Princess Bride
Monty Python


Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Aliens
Hudson Hawk
The Simpsons (not a film but on the list)

But a more important question is:

In what situation do you quote these films?

- Dug.

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Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
>
> What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>
> ALIENS
> DESPERADO
> ARMY OF DARKNESS
>
> Honorable mentions:
>
> ROBOCOP
> PREDATOR
> STAR WARS TRILOGY
> SPACEBALLS
> GHOSTBUSTERS

How can you not mention Ford Fairlane, Pulp Fiction and Wall Street (The
greed speach....)??????

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?


I find it so hard to believe that in 33 posts on this thread that
"The Blues Brothers" was only memtioned once and that " The Rocky
Horror Picture Show" hasn't been mentioned!

Others that my friends and I quote quite a bit are

ARTHUR
PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE
DRACULA (1931)
Anything with the Marx Brothers
and
THE COURT JESTER

"The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison..."

Suzanne

Chris Cannon

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In article <961020201...@everyman.demon.co.uk>,

Michael Brooke <mic...@everyman.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
>: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
>: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
>
>
>Don't remind me! I'd probably still find the film funny if it hadn't
>been bludgeoned to death by people quoting (and more often misquoting)
>it to me ad nauseam over the past eighteen years or so.

>
>I watched the film again for the first time in ages about a year or so
>ago, and I don't think I laughed once. And to think that I spent most
>of my teens thinking it was the funniest film ever made...

Bloody peasant!
Right! Off with 'is head!

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epbrown

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Michael Brooke <mic...@everyman.demon.co.uk> wrote:
"There were two of us, we reacted the same way, and we both agreed the
"film (which we both previously thought was hilarious) had been wrecked
"by endless streams of people quoting pretty well all the dialogue (and
"for the most part quoting it badly). And of course the bits that
"aren't quoted endlessly are the bits that weren't funny to begin with.
"
"It's unlikely *any* film would survive that!
What's wierd is how much the dialogue stays with you. I've seen the
film twice, and I can rattle off the entire "unladen swallow" thing, the
bit from "Sssh-tunk! Message for you, sir" to "Terribly sorry, terribly
sorry" "He killed my auntie!" and so forth. Something about the dialogue
makes it an excellent mnemonic. Then again, I still remember what "Rough
tots eat kool jello" stands for, so maybe it's just me ;)
epbrown
"Hello, Holiday Inn! This is Chet speaking!"
Samuel L. Jackson, "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
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Jeremy Cohen

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I feel that I have to add to this list, because no one has mentioned
"Withnail and I"
After all, who could forget such classics as:

There must and shall be aspirin!

Nonsense. Its a FAR superior drink to meths.

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I have a heart condition. If you hit me its murder.

etc, etc

Jeremy


Samuel Ziegler

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On Mon, 21 Oct 1996 02:23:02 GMT, Matt Lynch <mml...@psu.edu> wrote:
>Although I really don't like the movie very much, the 1989 "Batman" is
>full of great quotes from the likes of Palance and Nicholson.
>
hurm... i'd have to go for the following:
anything by Monty Python - "Nee!"
anything by the Marx Brothers - "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he
was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know."
a lot of the Star Wars Trilogy - "Use the force, Luke."
anything by Hal Hartley - "How can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex?"
"I'm choosy."
Tarantino-a-ramma - "I'm hungry. Lets get a taco."
MST3k - ok techincally they only have one movie, but still.. it's close
enough... - "What do you want for Christmas, Crow?" "I want to deside who
lives and who dies."
...
lots more, but i don't feel like typing anymore...
--
Samuel Ziegler (zie...@bellatlantic.net)

No.2: "Are you going to run?"
No.6: "Like the blazes; first chance I get."


Dave Sanborn

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One quote that I've been using a lot lately (and entirely at random):

"Call me SIR, goddamn it!" (Ferris Bueler)

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Repo Man
Monty Python/Holy Grail
Full Metal Jacket

Hon. Men.

Blues Brothers

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?

>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

The most quotable movie of all time is Casablanca. Its beautiful
poetic script simply gets better and better with each viewing.

Remember we'll always have Paris


C.T. White

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ja...@pop.pitt.edu (John Eckenrode) wrote:

>On 20 Oct 1996 11:39:13 GMT, pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter
>Ronaszeki) wrote:

>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>>

>The ones my friends and I often quote from are:

>Animal House
>Monty Python (all, but frequently The Holy Grail)
>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

>We also fall into extended imitations of Duke Nukem, but that's
>another subject. . .<grin>

Actually, almost all of Duke Nukems taglines are from Army of
Darkness, so it does fall into this subject.
C.T. White
crum...@earthlink.net


C.T. White

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"klbe...@intrex.net" <klbe...@intrex.net> wrote:

>Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
>>
>> What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>> This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>> from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>>

>> ALIENS
>> DESPERADO
>> ARMY OF DARKNESS
>>
>> Honorable mentions:
>>
>> ROBOCOP
>> PREDATOR
>> STAR WARS TRILOGY
>> SPACEBALLS
>> GHOSTBUSTERS

>Wow, how can you possibly make a list like this without including
>Caddyshack? Also should include Clerks and Boomerang.
Yeah, i used to like Clerks too, but it has become too fashionable.
C.T. White
crum...@earthlink.net


Joshua Lurie-Turrell

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"it rubs the lotion on its face! it rubs the lotion on its face! rub the
fucking lotion on your face!"

"a spoon? why a spoon?"

"you talkin' to me? i don't see anyone else here, so you MUST be talkin'
to me."


: How many months since we last had this thread? <g>

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did we forget any of the naked gun movies


and there's always NATIONAL LAMPOON's ANIMAL HOUSE

TOGA!


Kevin L Gilbert

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Mechanized Vulva (The Leaning Man) (s...@phoenixat.com) wrote:
: Ten posts and not one mention of Full Metal Jacket. Shame on you guys.


Wow. I forgot that one myself. I dare say Lee Ermey's Sgt. is
the most quotable single character in the history of movies.

Kevin L Gilbert

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Matt Lynch (mml...@psu.edu) wrote:
: Although I really don't like the movie very much, the 1989 "Batman" is
: full of great quotes from the likes of Palance and Nicholson.
:

Good choice. My favorite line was: "Why didn't anyone tell me he
had one of those . . . THINGS!?"

Moloko

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David Fresko <D.Fr...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

>Natural Born Killers
Yeah, I can already hear you saying -while you're in line at the
supermarket- "I'm a Natural Born Killer!!"
>Licence To Kill
My name is Bond, James Bond ??
>Dave

moloko

Remember, the Force will be with you...
always
- Obi-Wan Kenobi -


James K. Richter Jr.

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Aliens, of course.

chelsea corazon

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In article <54d7v8$h...@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net>,

David Fresko <D.Fr...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>
>Reservoir Dogs
>Killing Zoe
>Army of Darkness
>
>Honorable Mentions:
>Pulp Fiction
>The Naked City
>Some Kind of Wonderful
>Natural Born Killers
>Licence To Kill
>
>Dave
>

David, your mention of the seminal 1948 movie The Naked City deserves comment
and kudos, among your more contemporary choices. Director, Jules Dassin;
screenwriter, Albert Maltz; cinematographer, the immortal William Daniels;
stars, Barry Fitzgerald and Howard Duff, among many others....We should all be
so lucky to see this lovingly made film about crimefighting in New
York City....also inspired a cool t.v. series.
~Chelsea~

chelsea corazon

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In article <326e3f74...@news.enteract.com>,

epb...@enteract.com (epbrown) wrote:
> You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
> Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
> I'd also add..
> To Have and Have Not
> Sunset Boulevard
> A runner up would be A Fish Called Wanda, most of Otto's dialogue.
> epbrown
> What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway?

>David Fresko <D.Fr...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>"pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>">What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>">This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>">from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>"
>"Reservoir Dogs
>"Killing Zoe
>"Army of Darkness
>"
>"Honorable Mentions:
>"Pulp Fiction
>"The Naked City
>"Some Kind of Wonderful
>"Natural Born Killers
>"Licence To Kill
>"
>"Dave
>"
>
>"Hello, Holiday Inn! This is Chet speaking!"
>Samuel L. Jackson, "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
>epb...@enteract.com, www.enteract.com/~epbrown

Yes, Mr. Brown, I'm going to see your movie....Heard it was good, despite the
mixed reviews.

~Chelsea~

RFerrie

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ("Strange things are afoot at the Circle
K!)

Charles Billings wrote:
>
> Hey,
>
> _This is Spinal Tap._ That's all I can say right now.
>
> C

Duggy

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On Mon, 21 Oct 1996, Duggy wrote:

>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?

The Star Wars Trilogy, The Princess Bride, Monty Python, Ferris Bueller's
Day Off, Aliens, Hudson Hawk, The Simpsons
[In a previous post I forgot "CLUE"]

>But a more important question is:

>In what situation do you quote these films?

GOODBYE:
"Bye, have fun storming the castle." TPB
"May the Force be with you" SW
"I'm going home to sleep with my wife" C

I LOVE YOU:
"As you wish." TPB
"I know" SW

I DON'T:
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie" SW
"Six words: ''I'm not gay, but I'll
learn''" S

When Something Goes wrong:
"Game Over, Man, Game Over..." As
"It's not my Fault" SW
"D'Oh" S
"I didn't do it..." S
"I didn't do it!" C

When in a "thrill" situation:
"... express elevator to hell going
straight down..." As


QUOTE ADAPTIONS:
"They mostly XXX, mostly" As
"XXX was a redherring." C
"Duggy. Everyone calls me Duggy.
Only my sister calls me Paul.." As
"You've fallen for one of the classic
blunders... the first is never
become involve in a land war in
Asia, but only slightly less
well known is..." TPB

Dan Bongard

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Kevin L Gilbert (kev...@wilde.oit.umass.edu) wrote:

: Beyond dispute, the most quotable of movies is CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations
of their women."

Anyway my (hardly original) picks go to:

Reserviour Dogs
Aliens (for the "Game Over!" line if nothing else)
Casablanca

-- Dan

Kevin L Gilbert

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Peter Ronaszeki (pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au) wrote:
: What are your most quotable movies of all time?
: This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines

: from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
:
: ALIENS

: DESPERADO
: ARMY OF DARKNESS
: Honorable mentions:
: ROBOCOP
: PREDATOR
: STAR WARS TRILOGY
: SPACEBALLS
: GHOSTBUSTERS

Beyond dispute, the most quotable of movies is CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

Close runners-up include THE WILD BUNCH, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE
CHINA, and THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. Knowledgeable people know what I mean.

Joe Pfeiffer

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In article <54ea4u$3...@news.pacifier.com> dt...@pacifier.com (Dominic) writes:

Inconceivable! If you watched the movie alone, then that's what your
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Princess Bride. I don't think any other movie even approaches its
density of quotable lines.
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Zach D.

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In article <mms-201096...@mschaef.student.harvard.edu>,
>
>Those of you rhapsodising about La Tarantino's dialogue (I have no
>intention of knocking him, by the way) should check out the film "Sweet
>Smell of Success".

or Repo Man!

"Normal fucking people...I hate em"

"Let's go do some crimes"

>
>M
>

arthur Wohlwill

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In article <cannonDz...@netcom.com>, can...@netcom.com says...

Full Metal Jacket? As long as you are thinking of Kubrick, what about Dr.
Strangelove? " You cant fight here, this is the war room!" and many many
others.


Arthur Wohlwill adwo...@UIC.EDU


Stefan Flosbach

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GROUNDHOG DAY ("Phil Conners?" "Ned!", "I'm a God!" "You are God?"
"No, I'm A God, not THE God!")
ALIENS ("get away from her, you bitch!")
PRINCESS BRIDE ("Inconceivable!")
FIELD OF DREAMS ("Is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa!",
"You...you..you're a pacifist!" "Shit!")
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY ("I'll have what she's having", "You made a woman
miaow?")
CITY SLICKERS ("Hi Curly! Killed anyone today?" "Day ain't over yet!")

Steve

Jonathan Hertzberg

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>"Don't know...never been attacked by tree before"
>
>"Wax on...Wax off..."
>
>"Karate not here....karate HERE"
>


"Hey. Hey, what kind've belt do you have?"

"J.C. Penny. $3.98. You like?"


Jon

hus...@fas.harvard.edu

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Mine:

(in addition to others already mentioned countless times)

Star Trek IV:
"Ah...the giants."


Zach D.

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In article <54djm7$j...@netnews.upenn.edu>,
ago...@mail2.sas.upenn.edu (Andrew B Gould) wrote:
>I have been asked to add "Fletch" to this list. I am more of a Cassavetes
>fan, myself, although I love the "mattress police" scene.

Definately Fletch! "What's you name?", "Peter Lemmonsjello"

Don't forget the the first Vacation (This is crazy, this is crazy!) and
Christmas Vacation (It is a bit nippley in here, uhm, did I say nippley?)

Blue Brothers (Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!)
and Stripes (A party?! For me? I'll kill ya!)

I second Pulp Fiction (Hmm, that is a TASTY burger), reservoir dogs (you gonna
bark all day little doggy?), and army of darkness (I'm sorry lady, but I'm
afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store).

>

>: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
>: To Have and Have Not


>: Sunset Boulevard
>: A runner up would be A Fish Called Wanda, most of Otto's dialogue.
>: epbrown

>: "
>: "Reservoir Dogs

B. Truitt

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Duggy's insightful ruminations on Mon, 21 Oct 1996 included the
following:

>But a more important question is:
>In what situation do you quote these films?

When I was in college, we played a drinking game along these lines.
You go around the room quoting from a movie. If nobody gets the
reference, you drink. Of course, longtime players would always use
the same quotes since the other players will have it driven into their
heads after a while. My first few rounds always included the
following:

Animal House (Refuse to quote sober)

Princess Bride (I am not left handed/I do not think that word means
what you think it means)

The Untouchables (You send one of his to the
morgue/Enthusiasms...Enthusiasms/Yes there is violence in Chicago, but
not by me and not by any I employ, and you wanna know why? Because
it's not good business.)

Risky Busines (Sometimes you just gotta say...)

Silence of the Lambs (Pity about poor Catherine, tick-tock, tick-tock)

I'm sure there were other obvious winners, but those were the ones I
usually used. The Princess Bride ones never failed.

Bryan Truitt


SUSAN LYNNE MALLET

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The above and...

BLAZING SADDLES (It's twoo, it's twoo)
ROCKY HORROR
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
CATCH 22
ROMEO AND JULIET
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
ROBIN HOOD--MEN IN TIGHTS
HAMLET
CLUELESS
lAUREL AND HARDY MOVIES
MARX BROTHERS
PHILADELPHIA STORY:
1.(George: A man expects his wife...
Tracy: ..to behave herself--naturally
Dext: To behave herself naturally)

2. (Oh CK DEXTER HAVEN!!!)


Do visual "quotations" count? If so, than a lot of stuff by Charlie
Chaplin.


and from TV--

ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE
SNAGGLEPUSS
TWEETY BIRD
BUGS BUNNY
THE THREE STOOGES
QUANTUM LEAP ("Oh boy!")
THE TWILIGHT ZONE (THE MUSIC IS OFTEN "QUOTED")
That other weird show ...("We control the vertical, we control the
horizontal...")

from old TV commercials--

for Cigarettes (TV ads for cigarettes were banned in the late
60s):
("It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long."
"What do you want--good grammar or good taste?!"
"Over under around and through."

There's more but I'm running out of steam.

sm
--
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"Whatever you do may seem insignificant,
but it is most important that you do it."
--Gandhi

Jeffrey R Swanson

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Samuel Ziegler (zie...@cerebus.bellatlantic.net) wrote:

: On Mon, 21 Oct 1996 02:23:02 GMT, Matt Lynch <mml...@psu.edu> wrote:
: >Although I really don't like the movie very much, the 1989 "Batman" is
: >full of great quotes from the likes of Palance and Nicholson.
: >

: anything by the Marx Brothers - "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he
: was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know."

Marx Bros, specifically Groucho - "Madam, I have to insist you keep your
hands to myself."

I could quote FLETCH to no end, but that may just be me.

ET has 1 line, of course.

The dirty harry movies.

Zach D.

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In article <54ee13$1d...@news.doit.wisc.edu>,
Jonathan Hertzberg <jahe...@students.wisc.edu> wrote:

Good call. Miagi's infinite wisdom in the first two karate kid movies has
touched us all.

"Can you do that?"

Duggy

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On Mon, 21 Oct 1996, Soo Lee wrote:

>Is it most quoted by me, personally, or by people in general? Because if it's
>the latter, I should think CASABLANCA would be very high on the list.

"You played it for her, know play it for me... Play it Sam..."

Todd

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In article <54gmbe$6...@news.csus.edu>, lur...@ccshp1.ccs.csus.edu (Joshua

Lurie-Turrell) wrote:
> "it rubs the lotion on its face! it rubs the lotion on its face! rub the
> fucking lotion on your face!"
>
I'm going way out on a limb here, but if a movie is quotable, I assume you would
frequently find yourself in a situation where you might aptly use said quote.

WHAT SITUATION DOES THIS APPLY TO?

:)
Todd

Paula Jantunen

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Duggy (coe...@jcu.edu.au) wrote:

: On Mon, 21 Oct 1996, Soo Lee wrote:
: >Is it most quoted by me, personally, or by people in general? Because if
it's
: >the latter, I should think CASABLANCA would be very high on the list.
: "You played it for her, know play it for me... Play it Sam..."

The lines *I* have most found myself quoting is the hilarious dialogue
going as follows:

"-Liebchen... What watch?
-Ten watch.
-Such much?"

I'm a Finn, but due to some American background my family continuously
cracks jokes in English. This's the favourite way to ask what the time is
:). "How plenty is the bell?" is a pretty good one, too :) Sorry, going
off topic...

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Moloko

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pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a
fucking big television. Choos washing machines, cars, compact disc
players and electrical tin openers... Choose DIY and wondering who the
fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch
watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food
into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing
your last in miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the
selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a
future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that ?"

- Renton-
TRAINSPOTTING

BTW, great film....,

Todd

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In article <cannonDz...@netcom.com>, can...@netcom.com (Chris Cannon)
wrote:
> Full Metal Jacket
>
Yep. Why, just the other day I was talking about "the duality of man" with a bike
cop in my neighborhood. :)

Todd

Dan Bongard

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Duggy (coe...@jcu.edu.au) wrote:
: On Mon, 21 Oct 1996, Soo Lee wrote:

:>Is it most quoted by me, personally, or by people in general?
:>Because if it's the latter, I should think CASABLANCA would be
:>very high on the list.

: "You played it for her, know play it for me... Play it Sam..."

More like the most often MIS-quoted movie, since the majority of
people seem to be convinced that the line is "Play it again, Sam". :)

-- Dan

Matthew Feeney

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Blue Velvet of course.
Frank:
"Heineken! F*ck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"I'll f*ck anything that moves!"

Detective Williams:
"It's a human ear alright."

Dorothy:
"I looked for you in my closet last night."

Jeffrey:
"You're a neat girl."

PJK

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In article <54gi24$b...@herald.concentric.net>,
on Mon, 21 Oct 1996 22:15:45 GMT,

David Mandell <blo...@pop3.cris.com> writes:
>pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:
>
>>What are your most quotable movies of all time?
>>This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
>>from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
>
>The most quotable movie of all time is Casablanca. Its beautiful
>poetic script simply gets better and better with each viewing.
>
>Remember we'll always have Paris
>

It would have to be Casablanca since, in addition to all of the real quotes

- What is your nationality? I'm a drunkard.
- It has come to my attention that there is gambling going on in this
establishment. Here are your winnings.
- I stick my neck out for no man.
- This morning they were just German courriers, now they are heros of the Reich
- Round up the usual suspects.
- I have the feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- Of all of the gin joints in all of the cities of all of the world, she has to
walk into mine.

it has the most famous quote that isn't in the movie.

- Play it again, Sam. aka Play it sam. Play As Time Goes By.

Pjk

st...@rosie.uh.edu

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BLADE RUNNER

Wake up. Time to die.
Have a better one.


thomas

Jason Mulligan

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In article <54gbon$v...@insosf1.netins.net>, j anderson writes:

> The Princess Bride
> Monty Python's Holy Grail
> Heathers
> When Harry Met Sally
> The Wizard of Oz

Johnny Dangerously

"My mother hung me on a hook. Once..."

-
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"If you want my advice, make for Rivendell. That journey should not prove
too perilous, though the Road is less easy than it was, and it will grow
worse as the year fails."
-- Gandalf, "Three is Company"


MARC42

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Oh yeah, like you've never had to say that to someone.

;p
Marc

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"You Must Be The Pot & The Kettle"- Goat Boy

"There are two kinds of people in this world,
..those that put people into two groups,
and those that don't"- Some guy's sig file that I ripped off

Kjell Ringstrand

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Jason Mulligan wrote:


> Johnny Dangerously
>
> "My mother hung me on a hook. Once..."

LOVE that film. "It's an .88 Magnum, it shoots trough schools."

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Cfisher

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On Mon, 21 Oct 1996, Michael Brooke wrote:

> Dominic (dt...@pacifier.com) wrote:
> : In rec.arts.sf.movies,Michael Brooke <mic...@everyman.demon.co.uk> penned:
>
> : >epbrown (epb...@enteract.com) wrote:
> : >: You guys are gonna be kicking yourselves for not mentioning this one:
> : >: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
>
> : >I watched the film again for the first time in ages about a year or so
> : >ago, and I don't think I laughed once. And to think that I spent most
> : >of my teens thinking it was the funniest film ever made...
>
> : Inconceivable! If you watched the movie alone, then that's what your
> : problem with thinking it is not so funny now.
> : It is a movie best seen with a group! Much funnier that way--trust me.
>
"You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you
think it means" In this case true. Python with a group of morons who
think they know all the dialouge by heart and jump the gun and misquote
every joke is a tedious bore.

BTW: Princess Bride (obviously) is quotable as is Dr. Strangelove


Cathy Byland

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Joe Tantalo (tant...@pilot.msu.edu) wrote:
: and don't even get me started on Apocolypse Now. "Are you an assassin? I'm
: a soldier. You're neither. You're a errend boy send by grocery clerks to
: collect a bill." as well as other too numerous to mention, esp. Duvall's
: scene.

Yeah, I especially like the "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
line.

Cathy

Cathy Byland

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Aaron Bergman (aber...@minerva.cis.yale.edu) wrote:
: In article <54d311$i...@enyo.uwa.edu.au>, pred...@tartarus.uwa.edu.au
: (Peter Ronaszeki) wrote:

: :What are your most quotable movies of all time?
: :This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
: :from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:

: :ALIENS
: :DESPERADO
: :ARMY OF DARKNESS

: The Princess Bride.

Strange Days: "It's not whether or not you are paranoid; it's whether you
are paranoid *enough*."

Cathy

Cathy Byland

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Jim McLennan (jmcl...@trashcity.org) wrote:
: Aliens - "Let's ROCCCCCCKKKKKK"

Or howabout "Game over, man! Game over!"

Cathy

Angel Weers

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Oct 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/22/96
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"Wait?! Was she a great big fat person?"

I quote this all the time!

Also, Rain Man.....VERY quotable, VERY fun!
;-}
-- Nocturne

Kevin L Gilbert

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Matthew Feeney (mfe...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
: Blue Velvet of course.


. . . and Jeffrey again: "Why are there people like Frank?"

Derrick Hopkins

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>How can you not mention Ford Fairlane, Pulp Fiction and Wall Street (The
>greed speach....)??????

Ford Fairlane and Pulp Fiction have got to be the champs. Hell, every line in
Pulp Fiction is quotable. But Ford Fairlane has it's moments too.

'Mano a Mano? What the fuck does that mean?'
'No fuckin' shit'
(okay, so maybe they aren't all meant for church gatherings}

'Mom.'

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Brian John Wright

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jjk...@vaxb.isc.rit.edu wrote:
: Here's mine:

: Star Wars Trilogy
: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
: Forrest Gump (yeah I know...)
: Near Dark (I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved!)
: Meet The Feebles


Actually, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 gets high marks in my book.

(profanity warning)

"Lick my plate, you dog dick!"
"S-E-E-X! Just remember, Bubba, the Saw is family! And
sex...well, nobody knows."
"Leatherface, you ruined my Sonny Bono wig! You owe me a new
plate cover!"
"Hey, have you got any Iron Butterfly? In-A-Vida-Da-Gadda? Man,
that's HEavy!"

I giggle more and more every time I see this movie.
-Brian


Josh Glazenburg-Diamond

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Kjell Ringstrand <rin...@hs.nki.no> writes:


>
> Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
> >
> > What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> > This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> > from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
> >
> > ALIENS
> > DESPERADO
> > ARMY OF DARKNESS
> >

> > Honorable mentions:
> >
> > ROBOCOP
> > PREDATOR
> > STAR WARS TRILOGY
> > SPACEBALLS
> > GHOSTBUSTERS


>
> How can you not mention Ford Fairlane, Pulp Fiction and Wall Street (The
> greed speach....)??????

The greed speach was borrowed from another source. Perhaps it was
taken from a speach by Warren Buffet or some similar corporate
takeover artist.

Besides, all of the movies in the posted list are easily
beaten in "most quotable" aspect by such classics as:

Casablanca
Citizen Kane
The Wizard of Oz
2001

Spidey!!!

--
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Ted Boudreaux

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In article <54ea4u$3...@news.pacifier.com>, dt...@pacifier.com says...

>
>
>Inconceivable! If you watched the movie alone, then that's what your
>problem with thinking it is not so funny now.
>It is a movie best seen with a group! Much funnier that way--trust me.
>
>Dominic Tuso
>Vancouver, Washington, USA
>http://www.pacifier.com/~dtuso
>

Watching it with a group and many beers is nigh a religious experience.

Ni!

Ted


Douglas Tricarico

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In <54ikcp$o...@news.missouri.edu> ccc...@gold.missouri.edu (Cathy
Byland) writes:
>
>Joshua Lurie-Turrell (lur...@ccshp1.ccs.csus.edu) wrote:
>: "it rubs the lotion on its face! it rubs the lotion on its face! rub
the
>: fucking lotion on your face!"
>
>Actually it's "it rubs the lotion on it's *skin*" (not face).
>
>My favorite line for Silence of the Lambs, though is: "A census taker
>once tried to test me; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice
>Chianti. F-F-F-F-F" (I'm not sure how to spell out that final
*sound*
>Lector makes).
>
>Cathy


Although I didn't really like the movie, there are some interesting
quotes from Top Gun that I seem to use a lot:

"We are way low on gas, Mav."
"I crack myself up."
"I feel the need, the need... fer speed." (I use it contrapuntally: it
came to mind when Jason Patric was shooting up in Rush, and when I'm
trapped behind a slow-mover on the highway. Which also begs for,
"People on ludes should NOT drive," from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.)

My girlfriend does wonderful accents and voices, and two of her best
are:

"I'd say it's dead-on balls accurate. It's an industry term." (My
Cousin Vinny)

"Oh, it was just ghastly!" (Auntie Mame)

Then, back in the SF genre, there is the wonderful Real Genius:

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: 'I drank
what?'"

"Vhy are you vearing zat toy on your headt?"
"Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

"Listen, if there's anything I can do for you -- or, more to the point,
TO you -- let me know, okay?"
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

"Before we begin, may I compliment you on your footwear." (This quote
is VERY useful in many circumstances, particularly business.)

Doug

pau...@acsu.buffalo.edu

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Here are my choices:
Pulp Fiction (a major favorite of mine)
Taxi Driver (DeNiro's one-liner)
The Godfather (Brando's one-liner)
Forrest Gump (Hanks)
The Empire Strikes Back (for the fun of it! :))
Gone With the Wind
Casablanca (a classic)
The Maltese Falcon
The Terminator and T2:Judgment Day (for obvious reasons)

If I've forgotten anything else, just write back and tell me what you
people think. Thanks!

Christopher Siciliano

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Kjell Ringstrand wrote:
>
> Peter Ronaszeki wrote:
> >
> > What are your most quotable movies of all time?
> > This is in the sense of which movies do you find yourself spouting lines
> > from at the drop of a hat? Personally I'd definitely have to go for:
> >
> > ALIENS
> > DESPERADO
> > ARMY OF DARKNESS
> >
> > Honorable mentions:
> >
> > ROBOCOP
> > PREDATOR
> > STAR WARS TRILOGY
> > SPACEBALLS
> > GHOSTBUSTERS
>
> How can you not mention Ford Fairlane, Pulp Fiction and Wall Street (The
> greed speach....)??????


Did anyone mention the "The Godfather"

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

"Either your signature or your brains will be on the contract"

" I don't want my brother to come out of that bathroom with just his
dick in his hand"

Chris

Cathy Byland

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Merrick Baldelli

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Kjell Ringstrand <rin...@hs.nki.no> wrote:

>How can you not mention Ford Fairlane, Pulp Fiction and Wall Street (The
>greed speach....)??????

There's actually something memorable out of Ford Fairlane? I can't
seem to recall anything from the film...


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JAYGEEOH

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finally someone mentions Chinatown, -you're dumber than you think I think
you are. Also Carnal Knowledge.

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