WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the
Presidency of the United States!
President Barack Obama has shocked the nation! He called the White
House Staff into the Oval Office and announced that he is going to
resign as President of the United States. He has conceded the
election to Mitt Romney.
The President has notified the broadcast networks that he wants to
address the nation Friday (October 5th) night at 8pm. With the
faltering economy, the potential overturning of Obamacare, his low
approval level and after his devastating loss to Mitt Romney in the
first Presidential debate – with dwindling donors – he has decided to
call it quits.
President Obama faces numerous challenges at home and abroad. The
economy is getting worse and everything he does seems to make it
worse. Many in the White House feel that the President has fallen
into a deep depression. There are rumors that he started taking
Prozac last week.
He also does not feel that he has the experience on foreign policy to
handle the ongoing conflicts in Iraq, Afghanistan as well as the new
military action in Libya in addition to the turmoil in the Middle
East.
But the President will seek to immediately calm Americans.
“I know that Joe Biden will be more than capable of stepping into the
Presidency. He already is putting together his new cabinet,”
President Obama told his staff. “Joe can hold the fort until Mitt
takes over in January.”
White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, would not comment, but said
that the President will be “perfectly clear about his resignation
tonight.”
Joe Biden was unavailable, but WWN talked to members of Biden’s staff,
who say Biden is confident that he can handle all the challenges
facing the country. “Joe is an expert on foreign policy. He knows he
can deal effectively and swiftly with all military conflicts around
the world.”
Rumors are that Biden may appoint Hillary Clinton as his Vice
President. Further rumors have Joe Biden resigning in August, which
would make Hillary President and put her in position to easily win re-
election in November of 2012. Events are progressing rapidly
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Irish Mike
In spite all of the lies, distortions and smear attacks the Democrats
have
hurled at Romney, he still has one advantage. Obama's miserable
record,
failed economic policies and lack of leadership.