Nude scenes of 2002
alex tondow
:)
This list is also posted on my nude scene discussion board at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nudescenediscussionboard/
No, I don't have caps from any of these :)
If anybody knows of anymore, please add it in. Or knows of any
errors on this list :)
This list is of films released in the United States or Canada,
either theatrically or straight to video. Anybody who wants to write
a Euro list, please do .
Wide Release movies
1.Nicole Kidman, Birthday Girl, rear end, brief with clear lighting
2.Mamie Van Doren,71 Slackers, breasts, in hospital
3.Rebecca Romijn Stamos, Rollerball, breasts, shadowy and dark
4.Kata Dobo, Rollerball, breasts, in locker room
5.Alice Poon, Rollerball, breasts
6.Maria Tornberg, Super Troopers, breasts,sex scene, additional nude
scene on DVD
7.Amy du Lucia, Super Troopers (DVD extra), partial right breast,
lying on back
8.Various South American Triblewomen, Dragonfly, Breasts
9.Lina Teal, 40 Days and 40 Nights, rear end
10.Shannyn Sossamon, 40 Days and 40 Nights,partial breasts
11.Emmanuelle Vaugier, 40 Days and 40 Nights,breasts, rear and bare
back
12.Stefanie Von Pfetten, 40 Days and 40 Nights, breasts, dream
sequence, on bus opening shirt
13.Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil, side of breast and lower frontal,
seperate scenes
14.Ivana Bozilovis, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, breasts, clear,
sex scene
15.Jenny Leone, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, breasts, playing a
tutor
16.Diane Lane, Unfaithful, breasts, 2 scenes
17.Tania Maro, Kaye Penaflor, Jason X, topless, at camp
18.Nudity in photograph, Insomnia
19.Daisy McCrackin, Halloween: Resurrection, brief breasts and back,
sex scene
20.?????????????, Undisputed, breasts, after sex scene in bed
21.?????????????, Fear Dot Com, breasts
22.?????????????, Fear Dot Com, breasts, sex scene on video
23.?????????????, Fear Dot Com, breasts, being undressed by a guy
24.?????????????, Fear Dot Com, breasts
25.Erin Daniels, One Hour Photo, breasts and partial lower frontal,
dark scene
26.Carmen Chaplin, All About the Benjamins, left breat, dead in
bathtub
27.Robin Wright Penn, White Oleander, in thong panties, trying on
clothes
28.Red Dragon, photo
29.Olga Sekulic, The Truth About Charlie, one breast though mainly
from side, getting dressed after sex
30.Kim Basinger, Eight Mile, bare back and top of rear
31.Rebecca Romajn Stamos, Femme Fatale, 2 scenes: 1.side of breast
and bare back, 2.full frontal, but very blurry swimming underwater
32.Rie Rasmussen, Femme Fatale, breasts, 2 scenes: 1. wearing
a 'jewel' top that only partially covers breasts, 2.arial view of a
lesbian sex scene
33.Francesca Rettondini, Ghost Ship, breasts and top half of rear,
seduction scene, well lit
34.Natasha McElhone, Solaris, partial rear, sex scene, very brief
35.??????????????, Empire, breasts, wearing only a bikini bottom
bathing another woman in bathtub (other woman is seen from behind)
36.Kathy Bates, About Schmidt, breasts, nude entering hot tub
37.Judy Greer, Adaptation, breasts, dream scene
38.Various Extras, Gangs of New York, breasts, at brothel
39.Various Extras, Gangs of New York, breasts, at large gathering
40.Two actresses, Gangs of New York, breasts, lesbian sex scene,
lying down
41.Two actresses (or dancers?), Chicago, "partial nudity", 2 women
in bed with a man
42.Various unknown actresses, The Rules of Attraction, various
stages of nudity including full frontal, at party
43.?????????????????, The Rules of Attraction, breasts, dead in
bathtub
Limited release films
1.Monica Bellucci, Brotherhood of the Wolf, full frontal and rear
2.Unknown Redhead, Brotherhood of the Wolf, full frontal and
rear, 'wearing' dress
3.Karin Kristrom, Brotherhood of the Wolf, breasts, dead in morgue
4.Selma Blair, Storytelling, breasts and side view of rear, 2 scenes
5.Aleksa Palladino, Storytelling, full frontal in still photos
6.Various extras in brothel, Affair of the Necklace
7.Kate Winslet, Iris, Full frontal and rear, various scenes
8.Penelope Wilton, Iris, breasts, in shower
9.Claire Harmon, Last Orders, breasts, clear scene, sex scene lying
down
10.Teresa Lloyd, Last Orders, flashing breasts, playing a prostitute
11.Patricia Arquette, Human Nature, breasts and rear, mainly covered
by hair
12.Miranda Otto, Human Nature, most of breasts, breastfeeding
13.Dominique Swain, New Best Friend, breasts, 2 brief scenes,
including lesbian sex scene
14.Claudia Harrison, The Cat's Meow,partial breasts, very brief,
during party
15.Saffron Burrow, Enigma, breasts and rear, shadowy sex scene
16.Anna Lopez Mercado, Y Tu Mama Tambien, breasts and rear
17.Maria Aura, Y Tu Mama Tambien, lower frontal nudity
18.Maribel Verdu, Y Tu Mama Tambien, full frontal
19.??????????, Y Tu Mama Tambien, full frontal and rear, swimming
(or did I just make this scene up?)
20.Summer Phoenix, The Believer, breasts
21.Elodie Bouchez, C.Q, full frontal, lying on side on bed
22.Michelle Williams, Me Without You, breasts, 2 scenes
23.Anna Friel Me Without You breasts 2 scenes
24.Marianne Denicourt, Me Without You, full frontal, in bath
25.Joanna Going, Lola (Canadian Film), breasts, changing
26.Emily Mortimer, Lovely and Amazing, full frontal
27.Lisa Enos, Ivans XTC, full frontal and rear, getting out of pool
and by pool
28.Victoria Silvstedt,Ivans XTC, topless
29.Wendy Crewson, Suddenly Naked (Canadian Film)
30.Lucy Tulugarjuk, The Fast Runner (Canadian Iniut Film), breasts,
2 brief scenes
31.?????????????, Twenty Four Hour Party People, breasts
32.?????????????, Twenty Four Hour Party People, breasts and rear
33.Amanda Peet, Igby Goes Down, breasts, shaving armpits
34.Maggie Gyllenhaal, Secretary, full frontal and rear
35.Charlotte Gainsboug, My Wife Is an Actress (French Film), rear
36.Jo McInnes, My Wife Is An Actress, breasts,
37.Polly Shannon, Harvard Man, breasts, dark scene
38.Madonna, Swept Away, Breasts and rear, lying down, dark
39.Cate Blanchett, Heaven, breasts (just glimpses really), sex scene
40.?????????????, Paid in Full, sex on videotape
41.Flora Diaz, Roger Dodger, full frontal, lying down
42.Sally Hawkins, All or Nothing, breasts, sex scene
43.Porcelain Twins, Auto Focus, breasts and rear, strippers
44.Teri Geary, Auto Focus, full frontal, stripping, 2 scenes
45.Amber Griebel, Auto Focus, breasts, dancing
46.????????????, Auto Focus, full frontal, at party, jumping into
pool
47.Alex Menese, Auto Focus, pulling off top
48.Cassie Townsend, Auto Focus, breasts, darkly lit, sex scene
49.Maria Bello, Auto Focus, 1 breast, sex scene
50.?????????????, Auto Focus, full frontal, prostitute
51.?????????????, Auto Focus, breasts, at party
52.Lucia Bravo, Frida, breasts, modelling
53.Salma Hayek, Frida, 3 scenes, 1.breasts in sex scene, 2. breasts,
having body cast removed, 3.breasts, rear and partial lower frontal,
lesbian sex scene
54.Mia Maestro, Frida, rear end, sex scene, quick and fairly distant
shots
55.Karine Plantadit-Bageot, Frida, breasts and rear, lesbian sex
scene (she's the singer)
56.?????????????????????, Ararat,
57.Kenelia Grigorova, The Grey Zone, breasts
58.Ana Claudia Talancon, El Crimen del Padro Amara, breasts, brief
scene
59.Liz Hurley, The Weight of Water, breasts, sun bathing
60.Elena Anaya, Sex and Lucia (Spanish film), breasts, dimly lit
61.Paz Vega, Sex and Lucia, full frontal, 4 scenes (don't think
she's full frontal in all 4) 1. having clothes removed 2.sex and
shower scene 3.sex scene, 4. striptease and sex scene
62.Dina Suarez, Sex and Lucia, full frontal
63.?????????????, Talk to Her, breasts, in sheer nightgown, on stage
64.Lenor Watling, Talk to Her, breasts, 4 scenes
65.Elena Anaya, Talk to Her, full frontal, dream sequence running
66.Paz Vega, Talk to Her, breasts, dream sequence, in bed, in b&W
67.Manuela Arcuri, Juana La Loca (Mad Love), full frontal and rear,
2 scenes: 1.in 2 way mirror, 2. sex scene
68.Carolina Bona, Juana La Loca, breasts, applying rouge to a nipple
69.Pilar Lopez de Ayala, Juana La Loca, breasts
70.Jennifer Aniston, The Good Girl,one breast, sex scene, lying in
bed, very, very dark!
71.Josie Davis, Sonny, fully nude but apparently you see just
breasts, sex scene
72.Various actresses, Sonny, breasts
73.Samantha Morton, Morvern Callar, full nude and rear (I think)
Television
1.Kim Cattrall, Sex and The City, breasts, 2 eps, rear from a
distance
2.Julianne Francis, Sex and the City, breasts, in steam bath
3.Cynthia Nixon, Sex and the City, breasts, 3 eps
4.Melora Walters Desert Saints, Cinemax movie, breasts
5.Alexandra Holden, Six Feet Under, (could be body double)
6.Bobbie Jo Moore, Chris Isaac Show, rear end lying on bed,
every damn episode
7.Dierdre Lovejoy The Wire (HBO show), right breast, sex scene
8.Jenya Lano, The Shield, (FX TV Show), side of breasts and partial
rear, sex scene
9.Sonja Sohj, The Wire, breasts
10.Lucie Laurier, Stiletto Dance (HBO Movie), breasts and rear, 2
sex scenes, first dark
11.Anne Nahabedian, Stiletto Dance, breasts, sex scene, mainly from
side
12.Kristin Davis, Sex and the City, partial left breast, pulling
down top at restaurant
13.Kim Cattrall, Sex and the City, breasts, pulling down top at
restaurant
14.Victoria Sanchez, Bliss, Canadian T.V Show, breasts, mainly side
view
15.Michelle Krusiec, The Mind of the Married Man, HBO Series, breasts
16.Mary Mara, Stranger Inside, HBO Movie, partial breasts, nude
covering self during prison inspection scene
17.Yolanda Ross, Stranger Inside, full frontal, prison inspection
scene
18.Erika Alexander, Street Time, breasts, sex scene lying up in bed
19.Michelle Clunie, Queer as Folk, full frontal, lesbian sex scene
20.Thea Gill, Queer as Folk, breasts, lesbian sex scene
21.Jenn Hall, Street Time (Ep: Above Suspicion) breasts, sex scene,
lying up in bed
22.Patricia Arquetter, The Badge, rear end, in thong panties,
dancing on stage
23.Thea Gill, Sightings: Heartland Ghost, breasts, sex scene
24.Hazel McCauley, Sightings: Heartland Ghost, breasts, sex scene
opening nightgown
25.Lelsie Baga, Sopranos, breasts (of course there is also random
nudity from strippers in the show)
26.Kim Poirier, The Rats, breasts and rear in thong, in changing room
Straight to video
1.Angela Davies, Staying on Top (Unrated version), full frontal
2.Leila Hashemzade, Staying on Top
3.Holly Hollywood, Staying on Top, full frotal, lesbian sex scene
4.Sasha Rochelle, Staying on Top, full frontal and rear
5.Holly Sampson, Staying on Top, breasts and rear
6.Mia Zottol, Staying on Top
7.???????????, Gangster World
8.Debbie Rochon, American Nightmare, breasts, seduction scene
9.Rebecca Stacey, American Nightmare, breasts, shower scene, side
views
10.Julia Ormond, The Prime Gig, left breast, brief and in poor light
11.Rena Riffel, Dark Confessions (Canadian release apparently has
more nudity than U.K release),
12.Kate Rodger, Dark Confessions
13.Lisha Snelgrove, Dark Confessions, breasts and rear
14.Eva Aichmajerova, Dark Confessions, full frontal
15.Peta Kulikova, Dark Confessions, full frontal and rear
16.Katie Patrosky, Dark Confessions, breasts and rear
17.Klara Hlousek, Dark Confessions, breasts and rear
18.Dominique Swain, Dead in the Water, partial rear in bikini
19.Angie Everhart, Sexual Predator, breasts and rear, several scenes
20.McKayla, Sexual Predator, full frontal and rear
21.Ray Valenti, Sexual Predator, full frontal and rear
22.Tina Tyler, Sexual Predator, breasts
23.Sean Young, Control, breasts, lying down and rear in thong
24.Sarah Crawford, Control, breasts
25.Kate Vernon, Joe's Wedding (1998 Canadian film), in sex video
26.Maria Syrgiannis, Joe's Wedding, breasts, in bathtub
27.Angela Featherstone, Soul Survivors, breasts being held by Eliza
Dushku
28.Claire Hackett, Liam (2000 British film), full frontal
29.Kimberly Kates, Highway, breasts, quick flashes
30.Selma Blair, Highway, dark and far away
31.Frida Betrani, Last Wedding, breasts, getting dressed
32.Marya Delver, Last Wedding, left breast
33.Claudi Karvan, Risk 2000 Australian film, 2 dark sex scenes
34.Summer Phoenix, Esther Kahn, full frontal, most of time partially
covering self
35.Frances Barber, Esther Kahn, full frontal, sitting on bed
36.Naomi Gaskin, Love Come Down, breasts, 2 scenes
37.Lisa Ng, True Blue, breasts
38.Jennifer Tilly, Fast Sofa, BODY DOUBLE
39.Tina Marie Clifford, Fast Sofa, breasts and rear, striptease
40.??????????, Fast Sofa, breasts, making film with Jennifer Tilly
41.Margot Gagnon, The Skulls II, breasts, fairly dark scene
42.Angie Everhart, Bare Witness, breasts
43.Catalina Larranaga, Bare Witness, full frontal
44.Lauren Reina, Bare Witness, breasts, lying down, dark sex scene
45.Angela Little, The Black Lot Murder, breasts, dark scene
46.Nancy O'Brien, The Black Lot Murder, dark scene
47.?????????????, The Black Lot Murder, dark scene
48.Elizabeth Carroll Savenkoff, Cruel and Unusual, breasts, bad
lighting
49.Rachel Hayward, Cruel and Unusual, breasts, dark sex scene
50.Kimberly Rowe, Second to Die, full frontal and rear
51.Emily Booth, Cradle of Fear, breasts
52.Elizabeth Hanes, Cold Blooded, breasts
53.Sonia Donaldson, Cold Blooded, full frontal
54.Susan Lynch, Nora (1999 Irish Film, she won an award), full
frontal,
55.Kerry Fox, Initimacy, full frontal and rear
56.Rebecca Palmer, Intimacy, Full frontal and rear
57.James King, Happy Campers, breasts
58.Erin Palmisano, Harvesters, breasts and rear, in bath
59.Beth Bates, The Attic Expeditions, full frontal and rear
59.Shannon Most Cleary, The Attic Expeditions, full frontal in mirror
60.Seidy Lopez, Gabriela, very brief nip slip in sex scene
61.Ines Sastra, Vidocq, breasts, quick flash
62.Lena Headey, The Parole Officer, breasts and partial rear
63.Bridgette Brooks, Killer Instict, breasts, 2 scenes: sex and
showering
64.Andrea Langi, Killer Instinct, 2 scenes: sex and showering
65.Dolores Fonzi, Burnt Money (Plata Quemeda) U.S and Argentian
film, breasts, sex scene
66.Leticia Bredice, Burnt Money, breasts and rear
67.Devinn Lane, The Bounty Huntress, breasts and rear, including
lesbian sex scene
68.Kymber Lynn, The Bounty Huntress, breasts and rear, including
lesbian sex scene
69.Nicki Dolan, The Bounty Huntress, breasts and rear
70.Valarie Inniello, Zig Zag
71.Regina Russell, Zig Zag
72.Guylaine St. Onge, One Way Out, breasts and rear, sex scene
73.Ursula Karven, Con Express, breasts, good lighting, getting
changed
74.Anais Granofsky, On Their Knees, full frontal and rear, streaking
75.Ingrid Venninger,On Their Knees, full frontal and rear, streaking
76.Portia deRossi, Women in Film, breasts, rear and somewhat
obscurred lower frontal in bathtub, also swimming scene
77.Beverly D'Angelo, Women in Film, breasts in bathtub
78.Ally Landry, RepliKate, breasts and rear, probably body double
79.Renee Ria, Forbidden, full frontal and rear
80.Tracy Ryan, Forbidden, full frontal and rear
81.Inari Vachs, Forbidden, full frontal and rear
82.Tenika Early, Jacked Up, breasts
83.Julie Cialiani, Wolfhound (unrated version), full frontal and
rear, 3 dark sex scenes
84.Regina Russell, Wolfhound (unrated version), breasts, lesbian sex
scene
85.Heather Branch, Deadly Scavengers, breasts
86.Eva de Sena, Deadly Scavengers, breasts
87.Marie Eve Bertrand, Marriages (Quebec film), full frontal and rear
88.Robyn Adamson, Nobody's Baby, full frontal
89.Anna Gunn, Nobody's Baby, breasts, removing bikini top
90.Eleanor Hutchins, Margarita Happy Hour, breasts, changing, brief
scene
91.Emily Haack, I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave, full
frontal, 3 sex scenes
92.Alyson Beal, Death Factory, breasts, sex scene
93.Rhoda Jordan, Death Factory, breasts
94.Leslie Culton, The House That Screamed 2: Hellgate, breasts, dark
sex scene
95.Erinn Bartlett, Girl Fever, breasts, side view
96.Victoria Sanchez, Blood Moon, breasts and rear, hairy face
playing Wearwolf
97.Sarah Joslyn Crowder, Slashers, breasts, poor lighting
98.Cordelia Bugeja, The Pool, breasts, sex scene
99.Brenda Price, The Road From Erebus, breasts, sex scene
100.Stacy Noel, The Stalker, breasts and hint of lower frontal, well
lit sex scene
101.Scarlet Johansing, The Stalker, breasts, well lit, lesbian sex
scene
102.Tera Patrick, The Stalker, full frontal and rear, 3 sex scenes
103.?????????, The Stalker, breasts, sex scene
104.Boti Bliss, Ted Bundy, breasts, 2 scenes
105.Jennifer Sky, My Little Eye, breasts, sex scene, dim lighting
106.Laura Regan, My Little Eye, rear from side and breasts, shower,
possibly body double
107.Amy Jo Johnson, The Pursuit of Happiness, breasts, sex scene
108.Tanya Dempsey, Deathbed, breasts in open shirt, rear in thong,
distant shot
109.Meagan Mangum, Deathbed, breasts, in hallucination
110.Julie Davis, Amy's O, breasts, changing
111.Maria Bonnevie, I am Dina (Euro film)
112.Tara Spencer Nairn, Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled, breasts
113.Jennifer Tetreault, Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled,
breasts in sex scene, rear in thong in 2 stripteases
114.Kari Wuhrer, Spider's Web, breasts in 3 sex scenes, rear in thong
115.Karina Holloway, Durdy Game,
116.Teresa Simon, Meat Market, full frontal and rear, 2 sex scenes
117.Alison Therriault, Mear Market, lesbian sex scene
118.Katherine Lang, Soul Assassin, breasts, brief, aborted sex scene
119.Biliana Petrinska, Dark Descent, breasts, brief topless
120.Marisa Dugas, Bludgeoned, breasts, 2 scenes 1 sex scene
121.Jamie Poppingo, Honeybee, breasts and rear, in shower
122.Jenny McShane, Shark Attack 3:Megalodon, breasts, in shower
123.Tristy McMahon, Deadly Rhapsody, breasts, sex scene
124.Anna Shmienka, Back Woods, breasts, flashing a guy
125.Elizabeth Giordano, Deadly Reckoning, 1 breast, dark brief, sex
scene
126.Trudie Styler (wife of Sting), On the Q.T, breasts, sex scene
127.Carrie Stevens, Cruel Game, breasts and rear
128.Holly Towne, Shredder, partially topless
129.Lindsey McKeon, Shredder, looks topless, but she's wearing a
flesh colored tank top
130.Elise Muller, Starfire Mutiny, breasts, after sex scene, getting
dressed
131.Eva Aichmajerova, Starfire Mutiny, breasts, 2 scenes: 1.lying
down, 2.in a catfight!
132.Petra Martin Love, Starfire Mutiny, 2 scenes: topless lying
down, 2. in a catfight!
133.Justine Priestley, Guaranteed Delivery, rear end, in thong
134.Guylaine St-Onge, One Way Out, breasts, sex scene
135.Chrystale Wilson, Trois 2: Pandora's Box, breasts, sex scene and
in shower
136.Monica Calhoun, Trois 2: Pandora's Bos, breasts, sex scene
137.Naomi Vondell, Massacre, breasts and rear, 2 scenes including 3
way sex scene
138.Elizabeth Innes, Massacre, breasts, in 3 way sex scene
Last Year (and older) Wide Release Movie, additional DVD scene
1.Sascha Knopf, What's the Worst that Could Happen, breasts, getting
out of bath
2.Patricia Arquette, True Romance, breasts, in bathtub
Unreleased
1.Heather Graham, Killing Me Softly
2.Courtney Peldon, Reality Check, breasts
John Harkness
wrote:
>I wasn't going to post this, but Dawn Taylor convinced me otherwise.
>:)
>
>This list is also posted on my nude scene discussion board at:
>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nudescenediscussionboard/
>
>No, I don't have caps from any of these :)
>If anybody knows of anymore, please add it in. Or knows of any
>errors on this list :)
>
>This list is of films released in the United States or Canada,
>either theatrically or straight to video. Anybody who wants to write
>a Euro list, please do .
>
>Wide Release movies
>3.Rebecca Romijn Stamos, Rollerball, breasts, shadowy and dark
Not on the DVD
>13.Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil, side of breast and lower frontal,
>seperate scenes
You call those breasts?
John Harkness
Phil7101
>1.Heather Graham, Killing Me Softly
This movie has actually been playing on cable recently. Not much good, but
probably worth it if, well, you're reading this list.
trotsky
As if that's not a case of sour grapes. No pun intended.
4dtvman
You're right, I don't know why it was listed as "unreleased" as I saw
it this month on The Movie Channel. Heather Graham has some fairly
good nude and simulated sex scenes in this movie. I was somewhat
disappointed, though, with the scene in which she is shown stripping
all her clothes off outside. The scene cuts away just as we are about
to see full frontal nudity.
Jacob Oost
No men. Hmm. I wonder if screenwriters are completely satisfied with
their personal lives.
--
"You can't teach film." --Nicholas Ray
4dtvman
> I wasn't going to post this, but Dawn Taylor convinced me otherwise.
> :)
Ah, Dawn Taylor. I saw her remarks in your other thread (actually,
they were directed as much to me as they were to you). Anyway, good
job Alex, keep posting more stuff like this until her head bursts wide
open. :) Got a list for 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998,...?
She's been trolling nude scene discussions for at least a year now. I
remember one discussion last spring about body doubles in which she
really got hot and bothered because she couldn't understand why the
use of body doubles in nude scenes would make any difference to
anyone. :)
alex tondow
hadn't been shown on T.V, it wouldn't have counted anyway as it came
to t.v after the calender year 2002 ended.
In regards to male celebrities, obviously I'm less interested in
keeping that list, but the other problem is I don't have any sources
of information for male nudity other than Screenit.com.
I don't know anything about the nudity of Rebecca Romijn Stamos in the
DVD release of Rollerball.
I have a 2001 list at the nude scene discussion board, it is much less
complete than the 2002 list.
Dawn Taylor
>alex_...@hotmail.com (alex tondow) wrote in message news:<1f5a7931.03012...@posting.google.com>...
>> I wasn't going to post this, but Dawn Taylor convinced me otherwise.
>> :)
>
>Ah, Dawn Taylor. I saw her remarks in your other thread (actually,
>they were directed as much to me as they were to you). Anyway, good
>job Alex, keep posting more stuff like this until her head bursts wide
>open. :) Got a list for 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998,...?
Yeah, 'cause it takes so long to think, "Oh, idiot post" and move on
to another without one's head exploding.
>
>She's been trolling nude scene discussions for at least a year now. I
>remember one discussion last spring about body doubles in which she
>really got hot and bothered because she couldn't understand why the
>use of body doubles in nude scenes would make any difference to
>anyone. :)
"Trolling nude scene discussions?" Hey, you come to this newsgroup and
post for the world to see that you're a pathetic geek with an
adolescent boobie fixation, you shouldn't be surprised when someone
comments on it. It's not like I go out of my way to find your little
bulletin board and bust up your hot chats about Ashley Judd's nipples.
Interesting the moronic discussion of nekkid movie stars that I
commented on almost a year ago stuck in your memory, though. It
certainly didn't stay in mine.
Dawn
(don't you have a shower scene to watch in slo-mo or something?)
4dtvman
> alex tondow wrote:
>
>
> No men. Hmm. I wonder if screenwriters are completely satisfied with
> their personal lives.
Actually, I'm sure there were plenty of male nude scenes in 2002.
However, Alex doesn't include them on any of his lists because neither
he nor his target audience is the least bit interested in them.
Kevin FilmNutBoy
>16.Diane Lane, Unfaithful, breasts, 2 scenes
For the sake of, um, scholarly completeness, I think we also get a glance of
some pubes in the tub scene.
--Kevin "if that counts" FilmNutBoy
Dawn Taylor
wrote:
Heh heh. I saw Sam Rockwell's butt in "Confessions of a Dangerous
Mind."
Heh heh heh.
Dawn
alex tondow
> Heh heh. I saw Sam Rockwell's butt in "Confessions of a Dangerous
> Mind."
>
> Heh heh heh.
>
> Dawn
hahahahhaha
Oh no, Dawn is going to start keeping her own list, I have
competition! Well, in order to feel better, I think I'll watch a
shower scene in slow-mo again.
MJF
"alex tondow" <alex_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1f5a7931.03020...@posting.google.com...
Ooooh. I just CAN'T wait until Jeff Goldblum does a nude scene so that I
can finally see if the rumors are true. And I'm really hoping that it is.
Oh, yeah.
MJF
Mason Barge
Also, there is no quality indicator here. She gets her large and shapely
breasts heavily massaged in one scene by the boyfriend.
BTW This may be the worst "Critically-acclaimed" movie of the year. Wife
sleeping on the sofa wakes up and says to me:
"Why are you fast-forwarding?"
--
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
- Abraham Lincoln
trotsky
Hey, dude, do you think you'll ever get around to having your pronouns
agree with their antecedents?
Nick Macpherson
>>alex_...@hotmail.com (alex tondow) wrote:
>>
>>>16.Diane Lane, Unfaithful, breasts, 2 scenes
>>
>>For the sake of, um, scholarly completeness, I think we also get a glance of
>>some pubes in the tub scene.
>>
>>--Kevin "if that counts" FilmNutBoy
>
>Also, there is no quality indicator here. She gets her large and shapely
>breasts heavily massaged in one scene by the boyfriend.
>
>BTW This may be the worst "Critically-acclaimed" movie of the year. Wife
>sleeping on the sofa wakes up and says to me:
>
>"Why are you fast-forwarding?"
Better that than "Why are you freeze-framing?"
MJF
"trotsky" <gms...@email.com> wrote in message
news:3E3DA60B...@email.com...
was actually intentional because I was jokingly referring to the subject of
the rumors...the "it" in question. Perhaps I should have put "it" in quotes
or something to make myself more clear. See, I was intentionally being
juvenile, like Dawn and her "heh heh heh," because that seemed an
appropriately sarcastic way to respond to the juvenile tone of the thread,
Nude Scenes of 2002. My apologies for the resulting grammatical error,
which obviously offended your delicate sensibilities. Perhaps you'll also
want to write to Alex, the author of the post before mine. That entry
contains a comma splice.
Thanks,
MJF
trotsky
"Rumors" is plural, hence "those" would be appropriate, not "it".
Please don't go all "nucular" about it.
Kevin FilmNutBoy
And better that than, you know, "What are you doing with THAT in your hand?"
--Kevin
Kevin FilmNutBoy
MJF
wrote "it" that "it" was grammatically incorrect. I am, in fact, aware of
the concept of grammar, specifically pronoun-antecedent agreement, and I'm
also aware of creating intentional errors for stylistic reasons. You, on
the other hand, are suggesting to me that I should have used "those" instead
of "it," so I've rewritten the sentences for you, according to your
instructions: I just can't wait until Jeff Goldblum does a nude scene so
that I can finally see if the rumors are true. And I'm really hoping that
Thank you for your participation. (Personally, I would have gone with
something else, but it was a good effort, nonetheless.) You will also
notice that I chose to begin a sentence with "and." I will award you a gold
star for the day if you can tell me why this is also incorrect.
MJF
(standing at the chalkboard, discussing grammar, but thinking about "it")
trotsky
MJF wrote:
> As I said, the use of "it" was intentional, meaning yes, I was aware when I
> wrote "it" that "it" was grammatically incorrect. I am, in fact, aware of
> the concept of grammar, specifically pronoun-antecedent agreement, and I'm
> also aware of creating intentional errors for stylistic reasons. You, on
> the other hand, are suggesting to me that I should have used "those" instead
> of "it," so I've rewritten the sentences for you, according to your
> instructions: I just can't wait until Jeff Goldblum does a nude scene so
> that I can finally see if the rumors are true. And I'm really hoping that
> "those" are.
>
> Thank you for your participation. (Personally, I would have gone with
> something else, but it was a good effort, nonetheless.) You will also
> notice that I chose to begin a sentence with "and." I will award you a gold
> star for the day if you can tell me why this is also incorrect.
> MJF
> (standing at the chalkboard, discussing grammar, but thinking about "it")
Wow, a display of knowledge is like have your eye teeth pulled. Are you
a Dubya fan, perchance?
MJF
discussion about Jeff Goldblum's penis and instead having some pedant
correct my grammar. Me? A Dubya fan? You're the one saying "nucular."
MJF
4dtvman
Hey Alex, do you know anything about an obscure French film called
"Youth, Health, Beauty, and Time"? I saw a posting in another thread
that said Meryl Streep has a nude lesbian scene in this movie. This
movie is so obscure that it is not even listed in IMDB.
Norman Wilner
news:95f90cc2.03022...@posting.google.com...
Do a quick Google search for the film's intials, "YHBT". And then
investigate the posters at alt.religion.kibology.
Norm "And stop touching yourself" Wilner
Starweek Magazine/Metro Toronto
www.zap2it.com/movies/videodvd
Nicky Barnes
kaye penaflor (just so you all know) went to school at OUR LADY OF
MOUNT CARMEL (a catholic school) and graduated in 1997. She lives in
MISS, ONT, CANADA