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LONDON (Rueters) -- It's a bird!
It's a plane! Hell, NO! It's a freakin'
miracle.
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Stephen Hawking today admitted
there IS a God and revealed that he
now gets down on bended knee at bed-
time to give Him thanks.
<
Hawking, who wears a Size 9 hat
because of his enormous brain, said
"The Devil made me do it" when asked
why, for all these years, he attempted
to convince people there is NO God.
<
http://blogs.cisco.com/wp-content/uploads/Stephen-Hawking.jpg
<
STEPHEN SMILES, NOW THAT THE DEVIL IS OFF HIS SHOULDER
<
Actually, Rueters has just learned
Steve finally saw the light about two
weeks ago and really wanted to keep it
to himself.
<
But this morning, after a cup of
tea and a long heart-to-heart talk with
himself, he decided to inform a lifelong
friend, one Ed Conrad in America, and
tried to phone him with the Good News --
but, unfortunately, Ed wasn't home,
so Steve left a message.
<
This is a text of that message
and even an imbecile knows that it's
the voice of Stephen Hawking.
<
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
<
Steve now admits he was a horse's
ass for writing a book, The Grand
Design, in which he emphatically
stated that God is a boogeyman Who
DOES NOT EXIST.
<
http://www.readersread.com/pics/the_grand_design_cover.jpg
<
In it, he had erroneously argued
that the Big Bang, instead of occurring
following the intervention of a Supreme
Bean, was inevitable due to the law
of gravity.
<
In his 1988 book, A Brief History
of Time, Hawking had seemed to accept
the role of God in the creation of the
universe. But in The Grand Design, he
wrote that new theories show a Creator
is "not necessary."
<
In The Grand Design, Hawkins had
challenged the belief of Sir Isaac Newton,
Galileo and Ed Conrad that the universe
must've been designed by God since it
certainly couldn't have been created out
of chaos.
<
Rueters really believes Professor
Hawking changed his thinking about
God and the universe because of these
Web pages:
<
GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again
http://www.edconrad,org
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
<
=======================
<
LET'S JUST HOPE THESE TURKEYS ALSO STOP PASSING GAS
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
<
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
<
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
<
UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
<
Paul PZ Myers David Pilbeam David Iain Greig (moderator
of talk.origins ) Roger Cuffey Raymond Rye III T. Dale Stewart
Richard Leakey Richard Eckhardt Richard Dawkins and a cast
of thousands
===========================
< NEWS BULLETIN
===========================
<
LONDON (Rueters) -- It's a bird!
It's a plane! Hell, NO! It's a freakin'
miracle.
<
Stephen Hawking today admitted
there IS a God and revealed that he
now gets down on bended knee at bed-
time to give Him thanks.
<
Hawking, who wears a Size 9 hat
because of his enormous brain, said
"The Devil made me do it" when asked
why, for all these years, he attempted
to convince people there is NO God.
<
http://blogs.cisco.com/wp-content/uploads/Stephen-Hawking.jpg
<
STEPHEN SMILES, NOW THAT THE DEVIL IS OFF HIS SHOULDER
<
Actually, Rueters has just learned
Steve finally saw the light about two
weeks ago and really wanted to keep it
to himself.
<
But this morning, after a cup of
tea and a long heart-to-heart talk with
himself, he decided to inform a lifelong
friend, one Ed Conrad in America, and
tried to phone him with the Good News --
but, unfortunately, Ed wasn't home,
so Steve left a message.
<
This is a text of that message
and even an imbecile knows that it's
the voice of Stephen Hawking.
<
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
<
Steve now admits he was a horse's
ass for writing a book, The Grand
Design, in which he emphatically
stated that God is a boogeyman Who
DOES NOT EXIST.
<
http://www.readersread.com/pics/the_grand_design_cover.jpg
<
In it, he had erroneously argued
that the Big Bang, instead of occurring
following the intervention of a Supreme
Bean, was inevitable due to the law
of gravity.
<
In his 1988 book, A Brief History
of Time, Hawking had seemed to accept
the role of God in the creation of the
universe. But in The Grand Design, he
wrote that new theories show a Creator
is "not necessary."
<
In The Grand Design, Hawkins had
challenged the belief of Sir Isaac Newton,
Galileo and Ed Conrad that the universe
must've been designed by God since it
certainly couldn't have been created out
of chaos.
<
Rueters really believes Professor
Hawking changed his thinking about
God and the universe because of these
Web pages:
<
GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again
http://www.edconrad,org
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
<
=======================
<
LET'S JUST HOPE THESE TURKEYS ALSO STOP PASSING GAS
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
<
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
<
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
<
UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
<
INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
<
Paul PZ Myers David Pilbeam David Iain Greig (moderator
of talk.origins ) Roger Cuffey Raymond Rye III T. Dale Stewart
Richard Leakey Richard Eckhardt Richard Dawkins and a cast
of thousands
T987654321
Nov 12, 2012, 9:29:02 PM11/12/12
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If this report is true it's very sad.
mikeos
Nov 13, 2012, 1:13:06 PM11/13/12
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> Stephen Hawking today admitted
> there IS a God and revealed that he
> now gets down on bended knee at bed-
> time to give Him thanks.
sense. On the other hand if there isn't, no harm has been done!
Preston Duquene
Nov 15, 2012, 5:06:02 AM11/15/12
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Please do not take this personally. . .
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If we wanted your opinion, we would have asked for it.
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