actresses you find repulsive or oh-so-ugly or just unsightly for some reason
alejandro de tacobell
sarah jessical parker.
sandra oh.
jennifer jones. hate her nose.
Dave in Toronto
Barbra Streisand
Kingo Gondo
Game over--existentially frightening.
FoggyTown
Kingo Gondo wrote:
> > sarah jessical parker.
>
> Game over--existentially frightening.
Not as frightening as Tammy Grimes.
FoggyTown
Kingo Gondo
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You are just talking aesthetics, even superficialities. SJP goes way, WAY
beyond that. She is metaphysically hideous; a ghastly challenge to all that
is decent in this world.
She is grotesque down to the subatomic level. She is an irreparable flaw in
the basic fabric of the Universe--her mere being ties String Theory in
knots. The laws of gravity and entropy are suspended in her presence--all
matter flees from her appearance. A black hole would vomit her up, gladly.
On a moral plane, her existence alone causes any rational man to doubt the
existence of a just, omnipotent god--there is seemingly no theodicy that can
account for her. To see her is to despair, to lose all hope. At such times,
the thought of suicide is a man's only consolation.
A blurry photo of a reflection of a shadow of her visage can produce a
reaction reminiscent of the "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" episode of Star
Trek. It has happened to many a poor soul not adequately prepared for such
an encounter. A trail of shattered minds and horribly mutated optic nerves
follows in her wake--blindness is balm and death a blessing to such
unfortunates.
Stated more colloquially. and as we used to say back in the dorm, she's
fugly, man: a creature feature, a horror show, a fucking ghoul. There is no
even theoretical amount of beer that would make her doable--according to the
laws of thermodynamics, the entire Universe could not contain such a stein.
Flasherly
Never cared much for Jodi Foster. Great looking, fine woman, nothing
wrong at all. Just doesn't come across with all that sensitivity. No
growl to miscasts like her in Taxi or Shields in Pretty Baby. Never
was or became much of a big deal - Taxi I'd think would have benefited
with a passionate side from her. Kathleen Turner, oth, follows opposite
- the role specialist for genuine man-eater material, or Michael
Pfeiffer for a lighter shade of class in Fabulous Baker Boys or
Scarface.
Dave in Toronto
to do with her personality or life-style.
Dave in Toronto
Greg Bryant
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Jessica Alba (though I may be confusing her with Jennifer Garner)
Madonna
J-Lo
Angelina
Greg Bryant
> For some reason I find Paris Hilton vaguely repulsive and it's nothing
> to do with her personality or life-style.
>
> Dave in Toronto
>
Tori Spelling. Same reason.
Paul B. Thompson
Strictly from an aesthetic POV (she may be a fine person and all that) I've
always found Shirley Stoller pretty replusive.
PBT
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Don't you think you're overstating your case just a bit?
Randall Coleman
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> Julianne Moore
>
Oooooo, we're gonna have to talk. ;-)
She's one of the most gifted actresses currently working. She also shows
what's wrong with roles for women in Hollywood, because they have such a
hard time coming up with anything that's even worthy of her acting talent.
David Oberman
>Tori Spelling. Same reason.
Melissa Gilbert <---- repulsive
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> Julianne Moore
Sheeeeeet...are you fucking kidding me? I'd eat her like a bowl of shrimp
fried rice. Of course I love redheads (except Lucy).
(It is very odd that Afroman is in my head.)
warriorsforever
Julia Roberts...that face...that cackling laugh...ugh.
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Don't sugarcoat it, tell us what you really think.
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Flasherly
Not to mention coming out of the soap-opera circuit. Soap operas are
right up there with nicotine and crack cocaine. I remember her fondly
from Benny & Joon. So, had a curious peek around the corner. Nope -
nothing to do with her or a stymied realization as potential. She
largely appears to have played it the way she saw it -- emphasis on
soap training, as in strong. Talented parents, no doubt inspirational
childhood forces. May be onto a ringer with third husband Bart
Freundlich -- whose works offhand look allied into the league.
Attractive woman - have a happly lovey-dovey with Bart - but overall a
self-imposed study of potential in a genre bent and methodology that
won't define her as for an acclaimed actress of a pioneering mold.
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle - Babysitter movie. Unseen.
The Fugitive - Fill part.
Short Cuts - Looks like I saw it, vaguely familiar, but can't say for
sure; saw a film with the screen divided into four boxes, with four
interlaced themes going simultaneously. Hope Altman's is better.
Safe - Multiple Chemical Sensitivity and holistic retreats in new age
redwoods. Unseen.
Boogie Nights - Quintessential porn for transpositional soap opera.
Not bad, but she'd have done a lot better auditioning with Val Kilmer's
take on Johnny Wadd, Wonderland, and skipped Reynolds. Never quite got
back up in the high saddle after Sally Field.
The End of the Affair - Continental film. May be interesting,
potentially conservative material. Unseen.
Far from Heaven - What's with these dispassioned issues, reporting, as
it were, indiscriminately life events unfolding on film... An exercise
in staying awake.
The Hours - See above while twisting despondently.
Hannibal - Sauteed brains. . . anyone? Unseen (if not, then better to
believe me when I'm lying).
The Forgotten - Clandestine aliens sucking people out of windows before
they become too informed. Whoa - what happened here, Julianne, having
brunch with bred-from-the-crib Daryl Hannah... Unseen.
Magnolia - Another interlocking schism of fate as thematic character
devices. Partially seen - up to Tom Cruise's unusual sale's pitch for
sexual enhancement. Must have fallen asleep.
Freedomland - Straight-playing plot with an ending twist on delusional
psychosis as motive affected by trauma. Unseen.
Darth Chipotle
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Brettster
Moore and Paris Hilton.
Julianne's nose really bothers me.
Jon Schild
What a stupid rediculous question! Try considering acting ability. Or
growing up.
Kingo Gondo
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On one level I have to agree with you. But then try to hold down your lunch
after a glance at SJP.
I mean, c'mon--some things are simply beyond the pale, my good man.
BroTHeR zAcHaRy
Darth Chipotle wrote:
> alejandro de tacobell wrote:
> > catherine keener.
> >
> > sarah jessical parker.
> >
> > sandra oh.
> >
> > jennifer jones. hate her nose.
> >
> Rosie O'Fatass
First one that popped into my head, and it's mostly because of her
personality. If she were a better person, personality goes a long way...
moviePig
You unjustly demean Sarah Jessica Parker. Granted, she lacks the
glamorous vulnerability of a Rita Hayworth, or the subtly predatory
win-me stare of a Denise Richards. But Ms. Parker's physiognomy hardly
suggests an inter-species crossbreeding experiment gone awry. I think
your mother was scared by a seahorse.
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Kingo Gondo
"moviePig" <pwal...@moviepig.com> wrote in message
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>
> Kingo Gondo wrote:
>> "Jon Schild" <j...@aros.net> wrote in message
>> news:8588$458b0f16$42dbd8b9$29...@aros.net...
>> >
>> > alejandro de tacobell wrote:
>> >> catherine keener.
>> >>
>> >> sarah jessical parker.
>> >>
>> >> sandra oh. jennifer jones. hate her nose.
>> >>
>> >
>> > What a stupid rediculous question! Try considering acting ability. Or
>> > growing up.
>>
>> On one level I have to agree with you. But then try to hold down your
>> lunch
>> after a glance at SJP.
>>
>> I mean, c'mon--some things are simply beyond the pale, my good man.
>
> You unjustly demean Sarah Jessica Parker. Granted, she lacks the
> glamorous vulnerability of a Rita Hayworth, or the subtly predatory
> win-me stare of a Denise Richards. But Ms. Parker's physiognomy hardly
> suggests an inter-species crossbreeding experiment gone awry. I think
> your mother was scared by a seahorse.
But at least she didn't smell of elderberries.
RON
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adopted.....having a demented lunatic "mother". She is prolly planning on
eating those kids for a snack later.
RON
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>
I dunno, she has a little Mr Ed look to her.....
>
Kingo Gondo
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That is cruel--what did Mr. Ed ever do to you to warrant such a heinous
comparison?
RON
You are right, I have insulted horses everywhere.
Dave in Toronto
> >> I dunno, she has a little Mr Ed look to her.....
> >
> > That is cruel--what did Mr. Ed ever do to you to warrant such a heinous
> > comparison?
> >
>
> You are right, I have insulted horses everywhere.
When he was a film critic Graham Greene made a snide remark about Irene
Dunne when she was singing to a horse in some movie, in describing the
scene he said, "Miss Dunne is the one without a white blaze on her
forehead."
Dave in Toronto
moviePig
> >
> > That is cruel--what did Mr. Ed ever do to you to warrant such a heinous
> > comparison?
>
> You are right, I have insulted horses everywhere.
The method of unique beauty is to draw upon features far from the norm,
and to blend them into an harmonious visage. Ms. Parker is an
equestrian's wet-dream built of pipe cleaners... and winsome. Saddle
up.
Andre
Lobster Man wrote:
> Helen Hunt
Glenn Close and Sarah Jessica Parker. I won't watch any movies that
they're in.
Kingo Gondo
Now THAT was uncalled for. I liked Irene Dunne and don't see the comparison
at all (not saying you did, either, Dave).
Dave in Toronto
Did you ever see her weird dance in "Showboat"?
Dave in Toronto
Frank R.A.J. Maloney
Did she dance like a horse?
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Randall Coleman
great.
Randall Coleman.
alejandro de tacobell
alejandro de tacobell wrote:
> catherine keener.
>
> sarah jessical parker.
>
>
> jennifer jones. hate her nose.
cate blanchett. yuck. looks like a shrunken head of new guinea folks.
Dave in Toronto
Randall Coleman wrote:
> "Dave in Toronto" <dmatt...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> news:1166832313.7...@h40g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Kingo Gondo wrote:
> >> "Dave in Toronto" <dmatt...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> >> news:1166812587.2...@42g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
> >> > > >>>> >> sandra oh. jennifer jones. hate her nose.
> >> >
> >> > > >> I dunno, she has a little Mr Ed look to her.....
> >> > > >
> >> > > > That is cruel--what did Mr. Ed ever do to you to warrant such a
> >> heinous
> >> > > > comparison?
> >> > > >
> >> > >
> >> > > You are right, I have insulted horses everywhere.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > When he was a film critic Graham Greene made a snide remark about Irene
> >> > Dunne when she was singing to a horse in some movie, in describing the
> >> > scene he said, "Miss Dunne is the one without a white blaze on her
> >> > forehead."
> >>
> >> Now THAT was uncalled for. I liked Irene Dunne and don't see the
> >> comparison
> >> at all (not saying you did, either, Dave).
> >
> >
> >
> > Did you ever see her weird dance in "Showboat"?
> >
> > Dave in Toronto
> >
> I think they call that a cakewalk or a buck and shuffle. Anyway, it was
> great.
>
> Randall Coleman.
As Hattie McDaniel said "I've never seen white folk dance like that
before" ( I have a feeling that she'd never seen black folk dance like
that before either.)
Dave in Toronto
Dave in Toronto
The film where Greene likened Dunne to a horse was "High, Wide and
Handsome". Haven't seen it myself. At least Greene didn't get sued for
that remark as he did by Shirley Temple for remarks he made about her.
Shirley won her case.
Dave in Toronto
vmac...@yahoo.com
Dave in Toronto wrote:
> For some reason I find Paris Hilton vaguely repulsive and it's nothing
> to do with her personality or life-style.
>
> Dave in Toronto
Me too, but the personality & lifestyle also figure into it. And
nowhere near vaguely.
I thought she said she was going to drop out of the public eye. What
the hell ever happened to that?
VMacek
Villaf
This ugly, big, deformed face doesn't belong on the screen except for
beasts roles. Ugliness has become a prerequisite to find work in
Hollywood so it seems. Ugly beyond belief. When she stares at a camera
with her cross-eyed look, it's enough to give you goose bump. Scary,
scary, scary.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Horse-faced on 2 tooth picks. Ugly, skinny, not even an actress.
Tori Spelling
Big square, pig-faced with batracian eyes and crooked nose. Ouch!
Maggie Gyllenhaal. Extremely, extremely, extremely homely. Wonder how
she got in Hollywood in the first place.
Villaf
Julianne Moore (ugly nose and complexion)
Victoria Beckham (could compete with a pig)
Tori Spelling (needs some more work, it is crooked)
Gwyneth Paltrow
Jessica Simpson
Glenn Close (everything is ugly, even her name)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Cristina Aguilera
Debra Messing
Villaf
Villaf a écrit :
Oh, I forgot Jennifer ``Potato Nose`Aniston. Worst nose I've ever seen.
Anim8rFSK
"Greg Bryant" <gabr...@fuseNOSPAM.net> wrote:
> "Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:ANIM8Rfsk-F79D1...@news.west.cox.net...
> > Julianne Moore
> >
>
> Oooooo, we're gonna have to talk. ;-)
>
> She's one of the most gifted actresses currently working. She also shows
> what's wrong with roles for women in Hollywood, because they have such a
> hard time coming up with anything that's even worthy of her acting talent.
Even if I agreed with any of that, it's got nothing to do with the fact
that she's extremely unattractive, and as she ages is headed fast for
'ugly'
I cringed during her nude scene in Boogie Nights.
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"Kingo Gondo" <kingo_nos...@gmail.org> wrote:
> "Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
> news:ANIM8Rfsk-F79D1...@news.west.cox.net...
> > Julianne Moore
>
> Sheeeeeet...are you fucking kidding me? I'd eat her like a bowl of shrimp
> fried rice. Of course I love redheads (except Lucy).
>
> (It is very odd that Afroman is in my head.)
I don't care for redheads, and have never understood why a woman who
would be objectively ugly with any other hair color is automatically
considered beautiful because she's red.
Anim8rFSK
"Flasherly" <gjer...@ij.net> wrote:
> Greg Bryant wrote:
> > "Anim8rFSK" <ANIM...@cox.net> wrote in message
> > news:ANIM8Rfsk-F79D1...@news.west.cox.net...
> > > Julianne Moore
> > >
> >
> > Oooooo, we're gonna have to talk. ;-)
> >
> > She's one of the most gifted actresses currently working. She also shows
> > what's wrong with roles for women in Hollywood, because they have such a
> > hard time coming up with anything that's even worthy of her acting talent.
>
> Not to mention coming out of the soap-opera circuit. Soap operas are
> right up there with nicotine and crack cocaine. I remember her fondly
> from Benny & Joon. So, had a curious peek around the corner. Nope -
> nothing to do with her or a stymied realization as potential. She
> largely appears to have played it the way she saw it -- emphasis on
> soap training, as in strong. Talented parents, no doubt inspirational
> childhood forces. May be onto a ringer with third husband Bart
> Freundlich -- whose works offhand look allied into the league.
> Attractive woman - have a happly lovey-dovey with Bart - but overall a
> self-imposed study of potential in a genre bent and methodology that
> won't define her as for an acclaimed actress of a pioneering mold.
>
> The Hand That Rocks the Cradle - Babysitter movie. Unseen.
>
> The Fugitive - Fill part.
That she was awful in, and got all this critical acclaim. Critics
actually singled her out for a mention, and I'm like 'what?'
>
> Short Cuts - Looks like I saw it, vaguely familiar, but can't say for
> sure; saw a film with the screen divided into four boxes, with four
> interlaced themes going simultaneously. Hope Altman's is better.
>
> Safe - Multiple Chemical Sensitivity and holistic retreats in new age
> redwoods. Unseen.
>
> Boogie Nights - Quintessential porn for transpositional soap opera.
> Not bad, but she'd have done a lot better auditioning with Val Kilmer's
> take on Johnny Wadd, Wonderland, and skipped Reynolds. Never quite got
> back up in the high saddle after Sally Field.
And her nude scenes made me cringe. Bring on Heather Grahamn!
>
> The End of the Affair - Continental film. May be interesting,
> potentially conservative material. Unseen.
>
> Far from Heaven - What's with these dispassioned issues, reporting, as
> it were, indiscriminately life events unfolding on film... An exercise
> in staying awake.
>
> The Hours - See above while twisting despondently.
>
> Hannibal - Sauteed brains. . . anyone? Unseen (if not, then better to
> believe me when I'm lying).
>
> The Forgotten - Clandestine aliens sucking people out of windows before
> they become too informed. Whoa - what happened here, Julianne, having
> brunch with bred-from-the-crib Daryl Hannah... Unseen.
>
> Magnolia - Another interlocking schism of fate as thematic character
> devices. Partially seen - up to Tom Cruise's unusual sale's pitch for
> sexual enhancement. Must have fallen asleep.
>
> Freedomland - Straight-playing plot with an ending twist on delusional
> psychosis as motive affected by trauma. Unseen.
Anim8rFSK
"Brettster" <brett...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I concur with those who see no beauty in Sarah Jessica Parker, Julianne
> Moore and Paris Hilton.
Ha! What he said.
>
> Julianne's nose really bothers me.
There's that.
Anim8rFSK
"BroTHeR zAcHaRy" <victorth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Darth Chipotle wrote:
> > alejandro de tacobell wrote:
> > > catherine keener.
> > >
> > > sarah jessical parker.
> > >
> > > sandra oh.
> > >
> > > jennifer jones. hate her nose.
> > >
> > Rosie O'Fatass
>
> First one that popped into my head, and it's mostly because of her
> personality. If she were a better person, personality goes a long way...
Yeah. Rosie's a classic case of beauty being skin deep, but ugly going
all the way to the bone. In her case, it's oozing outward.
Same notation for Paris Hilton. She might be attractive if she never
spoke and you didn't know a thing about her. But as it is . . .
Anim8rFSK
"Villaf" <pvolk...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> Sandra Oh rendous!
>
> This ugly, big, deformed face doesn't belong on the screen except for
> beasts roles. Ugliness has become a prerequisite to find work in
> Hollywood so it seems. Ugly beyond belief. When she stares at a camera
> with her cross-eyed look, it's enough to give you goose bump. Scary,
> scary, scary.
>
> Sarah Jessica Parker
>
> Horse-faced on 2 tooth picks. Ugly, skinny, not even an actress.
>
> Tori Spelling
>
> Big square, pig-faced with batracian eyes and crooked nose. Ouch!
And proof that no amount of Daddy's money plastic surgery can make a
silk purse . . .
>
> Maggie Gyllenhaal. Extremely, extremely, extremely homely. Wonder how
> she got in Hollywood in the first place.
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Dave in Toronto wrote:
> For some reason I find Paris Hilton vaguely repulsive and it's nothing
> to do with her personality or life-style.
>
> Dave in Toronto
Dave in Toronto,RE/ Paris Hilton i know what you mean,i think it's to
do with her Dead cold empty eyes.Awful dreadfull woman for sure,with a
swinging brick for a Heart.Argh one of her
lackeys should break the news to her,A Paris Dreadfull.
Howard Brazee
wrote:
>I don't care for redheads, and have never understood why a woman who
>would be objectively ugly with any other hair color is automatically
>considered beautiful because she's red.
Apparently Hollywood has some stereotypes that they use as shortcuts.
Red headed women are generally good girl-next door (but without lots
of freckles - it's not real), red headed men are generally comic
relief. Blond men tend to be bad, but not so bad that they get
Oscars for their bad-guy roles.
Weird.
George Peatty
>Sarah Jessica Parker
Some people have so much inner beauty that it commands your attention,
admiration, and respect. Parker is a jewel ..
shemp...@netscape.net
alejandro de tacobell wrote:
> catherine keener.
>
> sarah jessical parker.
>
> sandra oh.
>
> jennifer jones. hate her nose.
ANYONE WITH FAKE BIG BOOBS, STARTING WITH THE QUEEN OF SILICON, PAMELA
ANDERSON
shemp...@netscape.net
alejandro de tacobell wrote:
> catherine keener.
>
> sarah jessical parker.
>
> sandra oh.
>
> jennifer jones. hate her nose.
The thing about the first three above is, yes, they aren't beautiful by
today's standards...but they redeem themselves by -- I know it sounds
cliche-ish -- having great personalities. I exclude Jennifer Jones
because I find her beautiful.
The perfect example of this is the French actress Isild Le Besco.
Downright ugly. But she's completely beautiful on the basis of her
character, at least the one she played in "Girls can't swim" ("Les
femmes ne savent pas nager").
Take a gander: http://tinyurl.com/yxzfu4
Manco
I think that URL just catches her at a bad angle.... She's definitely not a
beauty, but not ugly either.
Andre
I must disagree with one: Maggie Gyllenhaal is cute.
Carl Burgess
Russell Watson
wrote:
>jessica simpson? you've got to be kidding
What's to kid? I 2nd whoever nominated her on the following:
Her eyes are too far apart, her nose is too big, and she has no ass.
Take away the blonde mane, the tits and legs and she's not much to
look at. She's a case of having certain distractions that make you
look at her without seeing her flaws unless you're looking for them.
The overall effect is nice at a glance, but when you start isolating
components in detail the illusion falls apart. I guarantee you if you
picked her up at a club and took her home what you wake up with in the
morning when the makeup is all rubbed off and the hair is a mess would
not be what you were attracted to the night before. Then there's the
fact that intelligence has an attraction all its own, and she's flat
out of the running on that score.