Anne Heche is ugly and she's a dyke and her acting sucks whats the attraction ?
J.D. Baldwin
In article <6m8i3u$ac7$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, pigcop
<rha...@dbm.state.md.us> wrote:
> F=face, C=chest, L=legs, A=Acting Ability, T=total score
>
> Actress F C L A T
>
> Salma Hayek 3 3 3 2 11
> Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 10.5
> Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 3 9.5
You know, a few centuries ago, I would have been honor-bound to meet
you at dawn on the field of honor to seek redress for having given
Mira Sorvino's face a "2". Since we live in these less civilized
times, I'll just chide you gently on the group, here.
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John Harkness
J.D. Baldwin wrote:
>
> I sorta like this system. I should note that Greta's rating is as of
> "Presumed Innocent" -- sadly, she's begun to show her age a bit, but
> her "3" for acting will never change.
What's that three out of? A hundred?
John
Jim V.
In article <baldwinE...@netcom.com>, bal...@netcom.com says...
>
> Bridget Fonda 3 ? 3 3 ?
>
> [I honestly never noticed her chest, I'm so positively captivated by
> everything else about her.]
>
> Meg Ryan 2.5 2 3 2 9.5
> Greta Scacchi ====== Perfect 12 ======
> Barbra Streisand 0 0 0 1.5 1.5
> Anne Ramsey 0 0 0 3 3
>
I find that when I'm "positively captivated" by an actress, ratings like
this particularly worthless. I am a big Sarah Jessica Parker fan. On
virtually every one of the above criteria, I would rate Greta Scacchi
superior to Parker, yet I find Parker to be much more appealing than
Scacchi. I can do this analysis comparing dozens of actresses.
I'm not trying to make some sort of political statement, but the reality
is that actresses (and women for that matter) are a lot more than the sum
of their parts.
By the way, if women want to rate me according to the "GETALIFE"
criteria, I'm fine with that, since I rate between a 20 - 22 depending on
how you rate a beat up Volvo and my gonads.
--
Jim V.
Atlanta
Reply to ji...@mindspring.com
Richard W. Albin
Jim,
I agree that perhaps there needs to be yet another female rating
category for "intangibles", which I agree Sarah Jessica Parker would
rate very high in. When my buddy and I originally came up with the 12
point scoring system for face, chest, legs and intangibles which we used
to rate women by, I recently modified it to change the intangibles to
acting ability for ranking actresses. Others have suggested the need
for a "butt" category, and still others have suggested that the 3 point
"acting ability" category is too low because it places too much emphasis
on physical attributes. So I added the "butt" category, by popular
demand, and increased the value of the "acting ability" score total from
3 to 8 to account for the additional "intangibles" that you can include
to rate one actress higher than another who has that certain extra
something which separates her from the others. Here's where I would
rate Sarah Jessica Parker (*) using the Modified Acrtess Scoring System
-- somewhere between Jennifer Lopez and Mira Sorvino:
F=face, C=chest, L=legs, B=butt, A=Acting Ability,
T=total score (maximum is 20)
Actress F C L B A T
Salma Hayek 3 3 3 3 6 18
Kate Winslet 3 2.5 3 2 7 17.5
Mini Driver 3 2 2.5 2.5 7 17
Jennifer Lopez 3 2 2.5 3 6 16.5
* S. J. Parker 2 2 3 3 6 16
Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 2.5 7 16
Sharon Stone 3 2 3 2.5 5 15.5
Anne Heche 2 1 3 3 6 15
Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 4 14.5
Demi Moore 3 3 3 3 2 14
Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 1 8 12
Janet Reno 0 0 0 0 0 0
Regarding Ada's cute "GET-A-LIFE" rating system, it got me to thinking
about what specific male characteristics do women actually find the most
attractive when they compare one man to another. I would guess that the
"gonad" category would be a little hard to evaluate for most actors and
other public male figures, except for perhaps guys like Kevin Bacon, who
aren't shy about showing off their 'Wild Things' for everyone to see.
:-)
Richard ;^) mailto:rwa...@flash.net
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LFoote1056
>Regarding Ada's cute "GET-A-LIFE" rating system, it got me to thinking
>about what specific male characteristics do women actually find the most
>attractive when they compare one man to another.
Personally I find it very attractive when a man refrains from rating women's
body parts.
necub
J.D. Baldwin
In article <MPG.ff5fbb8a...@news.mindspring.com>, Jim
V. <ji...@nospam.com> wrote:
> I find that when I'm "positively captivated" by an actress, ratings
> like this particularly worthless. I am a big Sarah Jessica Parker
> fan. On virtually every one of the above criteria, I would rate Greta
> Scacchi superior to Parker, yet I find Parker to be much more
> appealing than Scacchi. I can do this analysis comparing dozens of
> actresses.
>
> I'm not trying to make some sort of political statement, but the
> reality is that actresses (and women for that matter) are a lot more
> than the sum of their parts.
I wouldn't dispute that for a second. The rating "system" was offered
as a cute, fun diversion and I took it as such. I rate every actress
and every performance on entirely subjective grounds -- as does anyone
else who bothers to pay attention -- and such a rating system really
is ultimately pretty worthless even as a rough approximation of that
thought process.
pigcop
In article <baldwinE...@netcom.com>,
bal...@netcom.com (J.D. Baldwin) wrote:
>
> In article <MPG.ff5fbb8a...@news.mindspring.com>, Jim
> V. <ji...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > I find that when I'm "positively captivated" by an actress, ratings
> > like this particularly worthless. I am a big Sarah Jessica Parker
> > fan. On virtually every one of the above criteria, I would rate Greta
> > Scacchi superior to Parker, yet I find Parker to be much more
> > appealing than Scacchi. I can do this analysis comparing dozens of
> > actresses.
> >
> > I'm not trying to make some sort of political statement, but the
> > reality is that actresses (and women for that matter) are a lot more
> > than the sum of their parts.
>
I pretty much rate actresses on their onscreen and offscreen abilty's . If an
actress can act and be personable offscreen is a big plus IMO Sarah Jessica
Parker has an Excellent personalty from what I have seen on the David
Letterman show. You can have your Meryl Streeps and the great actresses But I
find them boring.
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Richard W. Albin
Richard W. Albin wrote:
(snip)
Well, I just saw "Out of Sight", and based on that movie, Jennifer Lopez
just moved up to the top of my "MASS" list from 16.5 to 18.5 -- call me
fickle, I guess. I really underestimated both her physical assests and
her acting ability in my previous ranking. In "Out of Sight" Jennifer,
as a sexy U.S. Marshall in hot pursuit of the handsome George Clooney,
was at once cool and in control, yet sensitive and emotionally
vulnerable -- she was tough and resourceful, yet soft and feminine --
she handled both her lethal gun and her killer sensuality with equal
skill. Here's my revised actress ranking based on Jennifer Lopez's "Out
of Sight" performance:
>
> F=face, C=chest, L=legs, B=butt, A=Acting Ability,
> T=total score (maximum is 20)
>
> Actress F C L B A T
>
> Jennifer Lopez 3 2.5 3 3 7 18.5
> Salma Hayek 3 3 3 3 6 18
> Kate Winslet 3 2.5 3 2 7 17.5
> Greta Scacchi 3 3 3 3 5 17
> Mini Driver 3 2 2.5 2.5 7 17
> Bridget Fonda 3 2 2.5 2.5 6 16
> S. J. Parker 2 2 3 3 6 16
> Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 2.5 7 16
> Sharon Stone 3 2 3 2.5 5 15.5
> Meg Ryan 2.5 2 3 2 6 15.5
> Anne Heche 2 1 3 3 6 15
> Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 4 14.5
> Demi Moore 3 3 3 3 2 14
> Barbra Streisand 1.5 2 1.5 2 6 13
> Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 1 8 12
> Janet Reno 0 0 0 0 0 0
(snip)
Richard ;^) mailto:rwa...@flash.net
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Sam Hoffman
pigcop wrote in message <6lhemu$oou$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>Blah blah blah ?
>
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Alright,
Now I understand the meaning of "Trolling".
Sam
"I have no opinion and will stand by it"
pigcop
Fred G. Sanford
pigcop wrote:
> Blah blah blah ?
She's not that ugly, I think she's kind of cute. She's certainly no dyke,
lesbian maybe, but she's got no problems with men. As for her acting I
thought she was pretty good in Donnie Brasco and Wag the Dog.
FRAJM
The subject header of this particular troll sounds just like the bartender in
The Simpsons. And we all know how smart he is.
Frank Richard Aloysius Jude Maloney
http://members.aol.com/frajm/
"All over the room throats were being strained and minds broadened."
-- P. G. Wodehouse, Piccadilly Jim
mon...@my-dejanews.com
Anne Heche is cute and sexy.
I don't consider her lesbian...
bisexual is a better word.
I first saw her on the soap opera Another World.
She was so good.
She could play sexy and innocent types.
And I am happy to see that she is doing so well
in the film industry.
She is a good actress
In article <357CEF51...@SPAM.yahoo.com>,
Fawlty
ahmed wrote:
>miette <mie...@sprint.ca> wrote in article
><3580e656...@news.sprint.ca>...
>> On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 19:40:14 GMT, rha...@dbm.state.md.us (pigcop)
wrote:
>>
>> >Blah blah blah ?
>> >
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>>
that
>Heche is a very beautiful and sexy woman. even though i only saw her in
"i
>know what you
>> did last summer" (by the way this movie just sucks) , she looked very
>special and sexy in some way.
>>
>> miette. ^.^
>>
>
>Anne Heche acted in "I Know What you did last summer" ?
Yes she did. And she was, naturally, the best actress in that movie.
Just like the previous poster noted, this movie sucks bigtime.
/Michael
sawr...@smartt.com
I am a straight, married woman in my early thirties and I think Anne
is great. She's beautiful IMO and is an excellent actress. Kind of a
sexier and more sophisticated Meg Ryan. She's got great star quality
and I think pairing her with Harrison Ford is a very smart move. I,
for one, am rushing to see this film (as I like them both...hope David
Schwimmer doesn't get too many scenes though...I think his is an ugly
geek).
I would love to see more of Anne Heche and less of the dogs that can't
act (like Jennifer Aniston and Sarah Jessica Parker - UGLY!) and the
stupid bimbos with fake tits and even worse acting ability (Jennifer
Love Hewitt - best example!).
Anne's sexuality is a non-issue with me, and I think most movie-goers
will agree. It's the media that's making too much of this. Big deal!
Paula
ahmed
miette <mie...@sprint.ca> wrote in article
<3580e656...@news.sprint.ca>...
> On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 19:40:14 GMT, rha...@dbm.state.md.us (pigcop) wrote:
>
> >Blah blah blah ?
> >
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>
pigcop
In article <6lt276$9...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>,
russell...@worldnet.att.net (Russell Watson) wrote:
>
> rha...@dbm.state.md.us (pigcop) wrote:
>
> >Blah blah blah ?
>
> criticisms are subjective. I think she's cute as hell, and she's no
> worse at her job than most other "actors" or "actresses" that are out
> there today. I mean, how many of them can REALLY ACT? Most of them
> have one or two notes that they play to death over and over, like a
> person who can play chopsticks like hell on the piano, but it's all
> they can play. There are damned few who can convince me that each
> character that they play is a totally separate, distinguishable
> character from the ones in their other films.
>
>
I dunno I can't stand that short hair and her ski slope nose. and her bony
body
Russell Watson
Richard W. Albin
pigcop wrote:
>
> In article <6lt276$9...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>,
> russell...@worldnet.att.net (Russell Watson) wrote:
> >
> body
>
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Pigcop,
Since you started this discussion, can you make a list for us of the
names of actresses whom you *do* consider to be attractive, so that we
may have a standard of reference with which to compare the qualities of
Anne Heche? Or, if you can't think of any who meet your apparently high
criteria of beauty, could you list some characteristics or traits which
you personally *do* find attractive in women?
Richard ;^) mailto:rwa...@flash.net
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Richard W. Albin
pigcop wrote:
>
> In article <3582AA...@flash.net>,
>
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Jennifer Lopez is a great choice, Pigcop, but my favorite is Salma
Hayek! I have a little system that I use for ranking my favorite
actresses in terms of physical beauty and acting ability. I assign a
score of 0 to 3 for face, chest, legs, and acting ability, for a total
possible score of 12. Here are a few examples using my scoring system:
F=face, C=chest, L=legs, A=Acting Ability, T=total score
Actress F C L A T
Salma Hayek 3 3 3 2 11
Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 10.5
Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 3 9.5
Jennifer Lopez 2.5 2 2.5 2 9
Anne Heche 2 1 3 2.5 8.5
Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 3 6
Anyway, you get the idea. Just my semi-scientific, subjective opinion.
It's kind of a fun way to rank my favorite actresses. Girls probably
have another type of system for ranking male actors. How do some of
*your* other favorite actresses rank with this type of system?
Richard ;^) mailto:rwa...@flash.net
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pigcop
pigcop
> > Since you started this discussion, can you make a list for us of the
> > names of actresses whom you *do* consider to be attractive, so that we
> > may have a standard of reference with which to compare the qualities of
> > Anne Heche? Or, if you can't think of any who meet your apparently high
> > criteria of beauty, could you list some characteristics or traits which
> > you personally *do* find attractive in women?
> >
> > Richard ;^) mailto:rwa...@flash.net
> > -------------------------------------
> > (reply posted and e-mailed)
> >
> Jennifer Lopez is the perfect woman... for now
>
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Jennifer Lopez is a great choice, Pigcop, but my favorite is Salma
Hayek! I have a little system that I use for ranking my favorite
actresses in terms of physical beauty and acting ability. I assign a
score of 0 to 3 for face, chest, legs, and acting ability, for a total
possible score of 12. Here are a few examples using my scoring system:
F=face, C=chest, L=legs, A=Acting Ability, T=total score
Actress F C L A T
Salma Hayek 3 3 3 2 11
Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 10.5
Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 3 9.5
Jennifer Lopez 2.5 2 2.5 2 9
Anne Heche 2 1 3 2.5 8.5
Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 3 6
Anyway, you get the idea. Just my semi-scientific, subjective opinion.
It's kind of a fun way to rank my favorite actresses. Girls probably
have another type of system for ranking male actors. How do some of
*your* other favorite actresses rank with this type of system?
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O.K. very good I like Hillary scoring she is a good actor:) But you forgot
one very important category A nice butt ! I don't mean a large bubble butt,
But a nice feminine shaply one.
F C A L Butt total score Mini Driver 3 2 2.5 2.5 2 12 Kate
Winslet 3 2.5 3 2 2.5 13 Jennifer Lopez 3+ 3 2.5 3+ 3+++ 14.5
Sharon Stone 3 2 3 2.5 2 12.5 Janet Reno 0 0 0 0 0 0
Actress F C L A Butt total
Salma Hayek 3 3 3 2 3 14
Julia Ormond never heard of her
Mira Sorvino 3 2 3 2 2 12
Anne Heche 2 1 2 2.5 2 9.5
Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 3 0 6
IrishRose
pigcop wrote:
> Julia Ormond never heard of her
Legends of the Fall, First Knight, Smilla's Sense of Snow, the remake of
Sabrina.
Beautiful but can't act worth a lick!
(I did notice that generally speaking, the better looking women don't
act as well, but they get higher cumulative scores.....)
Linda
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Claudia
Richard W. Albin wrote:
(snip)
> actresses in terms of physical beauty and acting ability. I assign a
> score of 0 to 3 for face, chest, legs, and acting ability, for a total
> possible score of 12. Here are a few examples using my scoring
> system:
>
> F=face, C=chest, L=legs, A=Acting Ability, T=total score
>
(snip)
Hmmm, F for face, C for chest, L for legs, and you're trying
to convince me A stands for Acting Ability??? Another body
feature comes to mind if you created this scale with any
consistency...;-)
cheers
Claudia
J.D. Baldwin
In article <35843B...@flash.net>, Richard W. Albin> Hayek! I have a little system that I use for ranking my favorite
> actresses in terms of physical beauty and acting ability. I assign a
> score of 0 to 3 for face, chest, legs, and acting ability, for a total
> possible score of 12. Here are a few examples using my scoring system:
>
> F=face, C=chest, L=legs, A=Acting Ability, T=total score
>
>
> Salma Hayek 3 3 3 2 11
> Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 10.5
> Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 3 9.5
> Jennifer Lopez 2.5 2 2.5 2 9
> Anne Heche 2 1 3 2.5 8.5
> Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 3 6
Bridget Fonda 3 ? 3 3 ?
[I honestly never noticed her chest, I'm so positively captivated by
everything else about her.]
Meg Ryan 2.5 2 3 2 9.5
Greta Scacchi ====== Perfect 12 ======
Barbra Streisand 0 0 0 1.5 1.5
Anne Ramsey 0 0 0 3 3
I sorta like this system. I should note that Greta's rating is as of
"Presumed Innocent" -- sadly, she's begun to show her age a bit, but
her "3" for acting will never change.
ada
Richard W. Albin wrote:
>
> F=face, C=chest, L=legs, B=butt, A=Acting Ability,
> T=total score (maximum is 20)
>
> Actress F C L B A T
>
And here's *my* modified system for rating men (hey, why limit it to actors?):
G: gonads
E: elbows
T: tan
A: automobile
L: lips
I: income
F: feet
E: ears
Each quality to be rated on a scale of 1 to 10.
Ada
Richard W. Albin
Linda,
Maybe we should modify the system to give acting
ability a higher total score. How about increasing
the acting total from 3 to say 8. There has also
been suggestions about adding another scoring
category for butts. However, I usually include
butt scoring in the 'legs' category myself. But
due to popular demand, I see nothing wrong with
adding this important physical characteristic to
the scoring system. Here are some examples of
the scores for a few actresses using this modified
system, including scores proposed by "Pigcop"
for some of his favorites too:
The modified actress scoring system (MASS) includes
a score of 0 to 3 for face, chest, legs, and butt
with acting ability ranging from 0 to 8, for a total
possible score of 20. Here are a few examples using
this proposed new modified actress scoring system:
F=face, C=chest, L=legs, B=butt, A=Acting Ability,
T=total score (maximum is 20)
Actress F C L B A T
Salma Hayek 3 3 3 3 6 18
Kate Winslet 3 2.5 3 2 7 17.5
Mini Driver 3 2 2.5 2.5 7 17
Jennifer Lopez 3 2 2.5 3 6 16.5
Mira Sorvino 2 2 2.5 2.5 7 16
Sharon Stone 3 2 3 2.5 5 15.5
Anne Heche 2 1 3 3 6 15
Julia Ormond 3 3 2.5 2 4 14.5
Demi Moore 3 3 3 3 2 14
Hillary Clinton 2 1 0 1 8 12
Janet Reno 0 0 0 0 0 0
Note that this Modified Actress Scoring System (MASS)
gives a little more weight to acting ability.
Hopefully this will provide a much more 'scientific'
method for ranking our favorite actresses which
includes all the most important female characteristics. :-)
Richard W. Albin
ada wrote:
>
> Richard W. Albin wrote:
>
> >
> > F=face, C=chest, L=legs, B=butt, A=Acting Ability,
> > T=total score (maximum is 20)
> >
> > Actress F C L B A T
> >
>
>
> G: gonads
> E: elbows
> T: tan
>
> A: automobile
>
> L: lips
> I: income
> F: feet
> E: ears
>
> Each quality to be rated on a scale of 1 to 10.
>
> Ada
O.K., Ada -- would you like to provide some examples
of how you would rank your favorite actors, or other
famous men, using your proposed scoring system?