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the origins of the 'dumb polack'?

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neurocratic malfunction

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Nov 20, 2004, 4:05:24 PM11/20/04
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how and why did polacks get labeled as dumb?
are polacks any dumber than any other group?
are polacks considered dumb in europe or is the dumb polack an
american phenom?

swedes have also been tagged as dumb, prolly because of their gloomy,
reserved, and/or docile nature shaped during all those yrs of heavy
lutherism.

but why polacks?

and what about polack jokes? they're quite clever, and if indeed
polacks are dumb, they couldn't have come up with such witty stuff.
so which ethnic group came up with the bulk of dumb polack jokes?

i'll bet it was the jews. yep, jews got their revenge for all those
yrs of polish anti-semitism, just like jewish-dominated hollywood did
a good job on muslims and arabs--usually cast as terrorists or
ridiculous funny-accented cabbies or convenience store managers.

Grzegorz Kruk, Ph.D.

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Nov 20, 2004, 4:21:23 PM11/20/04
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Uzytkownik "neurocratic malfunction" <cerebur...@hotmail.com> napisal w
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> how and why did polacks get labeled as dumb?

Was it because you were dorks against them?

> are polacks any dumber than any other group?

For sure in your imagination anything could happen.

> are polacks considered dumb in europe or is the dumb polack an
> american phenom?

I have no data on that subject.

> but why polacks?

Because you said so Mr. Dorkie Von Dork (?)

> so which ethnic group came up with the bulk of dumb polack jokes?

American Jews?
or perhaps American neonazists?
I have found some jokes within:
http://www.volkermord.com/toplist/index.php?a_m=1
Ku Klux Klan? Let me guess...
dunno. You tell us.

> i'll bet it was the jews.

Could be, but... why don't you blame neonazists? Are you sure not them?

Regards,
Dr. Grzegorz Kruk, Ph.D.

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John Phillips

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Nov 20, 2004, 6:15:10 PM11/20/04
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 13:05:24 -0800, neurocratic malfunction wrote:

> i'll bet it was the jews. yep, jews got their revenge for all those
> yrs of polish anti-semitism, just like jewish-dominated hollywood did
> a good job on muslims and arabs--usually cast as terrorists or
> ridiculous funny-accented cabbies or convenience store managers.

Didn't the Polish Government recently ask Israel to send some Jews back to
Poland, so they could actually see the people whom they still blame for
everything that goes wrong?

Adam R. Tomaszewski

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Nov 20, 2004, 6:43:35 PM11/20/04
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"neurocratic malfunction" <cerebur...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> how and why did polacks get labeled as dumb?
> are polacks any dumber than any other group?


Why??
Because assholes like you have nothing to do!!!

Adam R. Tomaszewski


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Susan Cohen

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Nov 20, 2004, 7:45:04 PM11/20/04
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"John Phillips" <flatula...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
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Wow, this is actually funny, evenin the face of being so sad....

Susan
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Susan Cohen

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Nov 20, 2004, 7:45:58 PM11/20/04
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"Adam R. Tomaszewski" <artoma...@adelphia.net> wrote in message
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I couldn't agree more.

Susan
>
> Adam R. Tomaszewski
>


cashier of cinema

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Nov 21, 2004, 1:56:22 AM11/21/04
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"Grzegorz Kruk, Ph.D." <gk...@tlen.pl> wrote in message news:<cnochl$bt7$1...@atlantis.news.tpi.pl>...

cuz neonazis are dimwits incapable of humor.

Grzegorz Kruk, Ph.D.

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Nov 21, 2004, 2:22:07 AM11/21/04
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> I'll guess it would be American Dorks from Colorado

He was typing from Chicago (dial-up).

J.L.P. Ornstein

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Nov 22, 2004, 5:56:19 AM11/22/04
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I'll second that! Wry joke that brought a sad smile to my face. Witty, Mr.
Phillips. Are you sure you are not secretly Mr. P. Roth, promoting Operation
Shylock??

I add a non-Polack Joke:

" Well I gotta hand it to ya Frenchies, you sure know how to show folks a
good time. Tell me something, this 'Savoor veever' thing you guys keep
talking about, what does that mean?"

"Ah, monsieur le President, " says President Chirac " Zis is an excellent
question! Savoir Vivre is un of ze most important French concept. Very good
zat you ask dis kestion. Let me explain by giving an example:

One day, you come home, and call to your wife. No reply. You call again,
hear nothing, and look for her all over your house. You find her in your
bedroom, in bed with another man. And you say 'Oh, pardon, excuse me, please
continue'. THAT is savoir vivre."

Hearing this, one of Chirac's assistants turns pale and says discreetly,
"Messieurs les Presidents, allow me to speak. I am terriblement sorry, but
this is not correct. You will confuse our honored American guest. Please, I
beg you, allow me explain by giving an example:

One day, you come home, and call to your wife. No reply. You call again,
again no reply. And you look for her all over your nice White House. You
find her in your bedroom, in bed with another woman. And you say 'Oh,
pardon, excuse me, please continue'. Now THAT is savoir vivre."

At that, a passing busboy drops a tray of champagne glasses, in his shock at
the previous explanation. Trembling, he approaches the table and implores to
speak for a moment. Savoir vivre, he says, is as follows:

" One day, your wife comes home, and calls to you. 'Darling, I am home,
where are you, look at what I buy at Van Cleef & Arpels! Darling?' No reply
from you. She calls again, but again no reply. She looks for you all over
your house. She finds you in your bedroom, in bed with another woman. And
she says 'Oh, pardon, excuse me, please continue'. And if you CAN, now THAT
is savoir vivre."


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