OT: Eddie Lawrence - The Jagwa Song

[Big Rich Soprano]

(this is out of print but i found a place to get a copy)0
http://rapidshare.com/files/78130036/rog_xmas.zip

What do you want for Christmas lil boy?
I wanna I want a automobile
Tin sedan?
I, I want a jagwa
You’re too young to drive a jagwa

How about an ewephant?
You want an Indian elephant?
I got da Indian ewephant
You want an African elephant?
I got da African ewephant
What kind of an elephant do you want?
a jagwa

How bout a nice Hi-Fi set?
I got da Hi-Fi set
How old are you?
Four

How bout a stereo set?
I got a stereo
How bout a typewriter?
I got a typewhiter
I type while I listen to the stereo. Do you think I’m a stereotype?

Four years old eh
An advanced four
Do you paint?
I got a one man show in my nursery
Oils?
Mosaics
Four years old eh

You got a girl?
I am a girl
You got a boyfriend?
Sevwel

Have they got a jagwa?
One has a mac twuck
Would you like a mac twuck?
I wanna jagwa twuck
Jagwa doesn’t make a twuck
I want a jag

Four years old eh
Four and a half
You have a drivers license?
Sevwel

How bout an astronaut kit
What’s inside?
An oxygen mask, a heavy suit, 6 months rations and a social security
card

what’s in the wations?
Cheese, powdered eggs, bacon, saint Bernard dog and a bottle of brandy
You puttin’ me on aintcha
Four years old eh

How bout a DC-7?
I got a DC-7
Wise kid, eh

Never mind the comments I’ll get my mommy to have you fired she does
all her shopping here
I oughtta break your neck you little brat
I also have a bwack belt in judo

Look kid, there are 50 other tots who want to see santa
Let ‘em wait I was here foist
My knee is falling asleep
So’s my earlobes

You know something I don’t believe you’re four yrs old
You know something I don’t believe you’re santy cwas
You gonna tell the boss?
Not if you give me that jag
Ok you win

Hey sid
-yeah
one jagwa
-one jagwa coming up
here ya are kid
*growling and snarling*
help help mommy mommy help mommy
HO HO HO next

[Big Rich Soprano]

>(this is out of print but i found a place to get a copy)0
>http://rapidshare.com/files/78130036/rog_xmas.zip

oops - i apologize, there are short instructions for the Rapidshare
unaware...

Click on "free user", and wait the necessary time, click on the round
"Download" button and get a zip file containing 4 Christmas files:

Edd ''Kookie'' Byrnes - Yulesville
Charlie Parker - White Christmas
Eddie Lawrence - I Want A Jaguar
and
Eddie Lawrence - The Merry Old Philosopher

You will need Winzip www.winzip.com to unzip the file.

Merry Christmas from Big Rich Soprano, Lebanon, Pa

[Siglow]

On Dec 4, 10:01 am, Big Rich Soprano <BucSopr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> (this is out of print but i found a place to get a copy)0http://rapidshare.com/files/78130036/rog_xmas.zip

This is THE "dirty" Eddie lawrence, is it!!!! :-)

[MelodiousThunk]

Reminds me of Kinko, the Kid-Lovin' Clown. "Really, really, boys and
girls."

[Big Rich Soprano]

>This is THE "dirty" Eddie lawrence, is it!!!! :-)

no clue - these two files are the only two i've ever heard of him...

[Big Rich Soprano]

>Reminds me of Kinko, the Kid-Lovin' Clown. "Really, really, boys and
>girls."

And thanks to the local reciprocity laws Kinko is able to be with you
kids today!