OT - Tiger

[TonyO]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The

students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to

do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and

correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham

Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther

King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for

you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.

Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to

any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these

bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[Sis]

Hehehehe. Little Johnny enters the 21st century.

Jackie

[Jazzycat1]

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Little Johnny kicks ass