OT: The greatest movie lines of all time?
Thomas L. Brown, Jr.
And the top 25 vote-getters? The envelope please:
1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
("Gone with the Wind")
2. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
("The Godfather")
3. "Here's looking at you, kid." ("Casablanca")
4. "Are you talkin' to me?" ("Taxi Driver")
5. "May the Force be with you." ("Star Wars")
6. "What we have here is failure to communicate."
("Cool Hand Luke.")
7. "I coulda been a contender." ("On the Waterfront")
8. "Go ahead, make my day." ("Sudden Impact")
9. "There's no place like home." ("The Wizard of Oz")
10. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning; it
smells like victory." ("Apocalypse Now")
11. "Rosebud." ("Citizen Kane")
12. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
("The Wizard of Oz")
13. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You
just put your lips together and blow."
("To Have and Have Not")
14. "I want you to go to the window, open it, stick
your head out and yell, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm
not going to take this anymore.'" ("Network")
15. "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."
("Sunset Boulevard")
16. "Show me the money." ("Jerry Maguire")
17. "I'll have what she's having."
("When Harry Met Sally")
18. "If you build it, he will come."
("Field of Dreams")
19. "Round up the usual suspects." ("Casablanca")
20. "I see dead people." ("The Sixth Sense")
21. "E.T. phone home" ( "E.T.: The Extraterrestrial")
22. "But I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I
amuse you? I make you laugh?" ("Goodfellas")
23. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
("She Done Him Wrong")
24. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry
again." ("Gone with the Wind")
25. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore." ("The Wizard of Oz")
In all, some 200 lines were nominated. Two that
finished down on the list were noteworthy as the
choice on two ballots as the greatest line of all
time. One was from "The Godfather": "Leave the gun.
Take the cannolis."
The other was from the 1964 Cold War satire "Dr.
Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and
Love the Bomb": "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here.
This is the War Room."
What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
GraphRackr
>
>
"It's not over till we say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl
Harbor?"
John Belushi
Animal House
1978
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happens. (Arthur)
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"The Fast and the Furious"
2001
Nikk Pilato
> From a Star-Ledger poll.
> What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I
believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze
++
np
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nikk@nikk#nospam#nakks.net
"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper"
-T.S. Eliot
Levi Harton
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Hmm..here's a couple of my fav's.....
"Give him head?
(laughter)
Be a beacon?
--Sneakers
It's time to take your medicine.
--The Shining
I want a girlfriend just like 'you'
--Ah! My Goddess
What do we do now? Now, we run.
--PCU
Go sell crazy somewhere else lady. We're all stocked up here.
--As Good As It Gets
Levi
Terri Dittrich
Commandments
I don't know what movie this is from but I love this line:
"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
-Terri
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Dr. Trumpet
wearing sun glasses".
"Hit it."
AJLisko
(Rainman)
:-)
Dr. Trumpet
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>
> Where's my hat?...I HATE it when that
> happens. (Arthur)
> cya
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
Lousoz
" I believe you have my stapler"
and
"I don't like my job, I don't think I'm going to go anymore..."
both from Office Space.
If you have not seen this movie, rent it. If you work, chances are this will
make you laugh....
Laura
C.M. Chandler
>
>"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
>
>-Terri
That would be Norm (George Wendt) from an episide of Cheers.
Catherine Chandler l "Nobody gets a hole in one
StarGazerCMC at aol dot com l their first time at bat."
Terri Dittrich
I knew I heard it somewhere!
-Terri
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Ron Allard
>I don't know what movie this is from but I love this line:
>
>"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
Norm Peterson in "Cheers"...
Among his other classics:
"Hey, Norm! What's shakin'?"
"Four cheeks and a couple of chins..."
Heh...
--
Ron in Vegas
mailto:ron.a...@att.net
"Because there was always something about the Skyliners...
and that music..."
- Donnie Solinger
Senior Corps History site:
http://www.SrCorps.com
D. Crooks
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"You got real ugly."
"Hail to the king, baby."
-(Army of Darkness)
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he
didn't exist." (Usual Suspects)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." (Jaws)
"This aint my damn planet, Monkey Boy" (Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
Across the Eighth Dimension)
"When in doubt: F*ck." (Scent of a Woman)
"Malkovich, Malkovich!" (Being John Malkovich)
"See; mine goes up to 11" (This is Spinal Tap)
"Well then, there's only one thing to do: win the whole, f*ck*n',
thing!" (Major League; YES, i'm from Cleveland)
"I call him Buddy Christ." (Dogma; actually there is so much classic
dialoge in Kevin Smith's movies)
"I'm completely serious; and don't call me Shirly." (Airplane)
"I have to go see about a girl." (Good Will Hunting)
"Viddy well, li'l brotha; viddy well!" (Clockwork Orange)
"Here's Johnny!" (The Shinning)
"You ARE home." (Almost Famous, in one of my all time favorite movie
scenes that ANYONE that marched drum corps can relate to)
"I'll be back." (Terminator; lets forget the countless other, shall we
:))
Hmm...that's all i can think of off the top of my head. There are
indeed COUNTLESS other quotes that i could probably remember if i put
some thought into it, to add to the list.
--
doug (resident movie geek)
'We are ONE'
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Terri Dittrich
Why do I remember all those?
-Terri
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Ron Allard
>Bwahaha!~
>
>Why do I remember all those?
"Hey, Norm! How's life treatin' ya?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper..."
Dan Marion
The Three Stooges
John Ulekowski
> What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
>
>
Elwood: " What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Bartender: "Oh we got both kinds. We got Country AND Western."
Blues Brothers
"If ya' wanna look thin..... ya' hang out with fat people."
Thorton Melon
Back to School
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Who IS that woman?
Jason Lowe
"I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of sh** for breakfast?"
"..No...I..." <leaves>
Happy Gilmore
Pianolover1
>
>I don't know what movie this is from but I love this line:
>
>"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
Actually it is a Norm Peterson-ism from "Cheers"
Wehad a school social worker whose name was Norm who was also heavyset who
quoted Norm all the time.
"How's the world treating you , Norm?"
"Like a baby treates a diaper."
Pianolover1
WRoe424922
>"How's the world treating you , Norm?"
>
>
>"Like a baby treates a diaper."
>
>Pianolover1
>
>
>
>
>
>
or..."What's shakin' Norm?"
"Two cheeks and a double chin Sammy"
Levi Harton
Just thought of another....
I'm sorry...I can't do that dave....
--2001
>
>
Pianolover1
>>
>> What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
I am surprised the line from "Twister"...was it "Watch out for that
cow.".......didn't make the list
Abigkid6
>>
Larry King to Peter Venkman " There's a question on everybodys mind, and i
guess you are the guys to ask, ' how is Elvis and have you seen him lately?'"
Doc Brown--" As long as you hit the wire from the clock tower with the
conecting hook... everything will be fine"
2 of the greatest i can remember
Peter
Glen Hazelwood
FIFTEEN.....<<CRASH>>.......oui.......TEN..... TEN commandments, for all to
obey!!!"
Mel Brooks as Moses
History of the World Part One
"If I had to fuck a guy, I mean if I absolutely had to...you know, if my life
depended on it......I'd fuck Elvis."
Clarence Worley
True Romance
(watching it right now)
"I got the wrong script, the wrong actors, the wrong director.....Where did I
go right???"
Max Bialystock
The Producers
I have to add this one from the TV show Taxi because, in my opinion, it is the
funniest 30 seconds in the history of visual media.
Jim Ignatowski: What does a yellow light mean?
Alex Reager: Slow down.
Jim: What.....does....a....yellow.....light.... mean?
Alex: Slow Down.
Jim:Whhaaatt.........doooeeesss........
aaaaaaaa........yeeeellllooooowwww........
liiiiggghhhttt........meeeeaaaannnn?????
Glen
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Atlanta GA 30324
BbTrpt1
GW: "Screw and play chess."
CL: "Let's play chess."
2) CL (talking to KKK members): "Where are all the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles
Too many more to list here......
Larry
Glen Hazelwood
>Blazing Saddles
>Too many more to list here......
CL "A man drink like that and don't eat is gonna die !"
GW "When ?"
Bill Roderick
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
( I'm shocked I'm the 1st to quote this great movie)
Bill Roderick
Glen Hazelwood
Vincenzo Coccotti: The Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you
tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly pesonified as you
did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti.
(Christopher Walken is a freakin' psycho!!!)
True Romance (still watching)
BEARSENTE
(PREDATOR)
"This is THIS!"
(DEARHUNTER)
"I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way"
(ROGER RABBIT)
"Rommel you wonderful bastard I READ YOUR BOOK!"
(PATTON)
Notapilato
It's a lie, but I wonder..."
and from the same movie:
"Of course he has a knife! I have a knife. You have a knife. It's 1183, we're
barbarians!"
K Hepburn, "The Lion in Winter"
Ron Allard
>
>"I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast!"
>
>"You eat pieces of sh** for breakfast?"
>
>"..No...I..." <leaves>
>
>Happy Gilmore
"Cartman's mom is a big fat bitch..."
LordBrass
(Office Space)
"Damn, Damn Damn, Damn Damn Damn, Where is that kid"
(Doc Brown Back to the Future)
"Fagalists"
(Mel Brookes Men in Tights)
"Your Swartz is as big as mine"
(Dark Helmet Space Balls)
"I can wipe my own ass"
(Frankenstein Big Daddy)
Gonzo
D. Crooks
The quote is actually,
"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's
DARK...and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
Close enough, though; GREAT quote (you beat me to it)!
--
doug (who knows that Blues Brothers is the ONLY movie that Steven
Spielburg has a speaking role in)
'We are ONE'
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perc...@hotmail.com (D. Crooks) wrote:
> Not to be a COMPLETE nerd...oh, who am i kidding.
> The quote is actually,
> "We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's
> DARK...and we're wearing sunglasses."
>
> "Hit it."
>
> Close enough, though; GREAT quote (you beat me to it)!
> --
> doug (who knows that Blues Brothers is the ONLY movie that Steven
> Spielburg has a speaking role in)
> 'We are ONE'
"This is....what car are we?"
"Five-five...."
"This is car Fifty-five......we're in a truck!"
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> Jason Lowe said:
>
> >
> >"I eat pieces of sh** like you for breakfast!"
> >
> >"You eat pieces of sh** for breakfast?"
> >
> >"..No...I..." <leaves>
> >
> >Happy Gilmore
>
> "Cartman's mom is a big fat bitch..."
Ron, Ron, Ron...you're showing your age.
"Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch..."
Michael Oldemeyer
CBDarr
>(PATTON)
Also from Patton ....
Priest: "I was surprised to find a bible by your bed. Do you actually find
time to read it?"
Patton: "I sure do. Every Goddamn day."
From Blues Brothers....
"Well thaaaaank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me
up in a police car!" - Jake
"We're on a mission from God." - Elwood
Dr. Strangelove:
"Well, boys, I reckon this is it: nucular combat toe to toe with the Ruskies."
- Major Kong
"Let's face it - we don't want to start a nuclear war unless we absolutely have
to, do we?" - Group Captain Mandrake
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say
no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops! Depending on the breaks." -
General Turgidson
Star Wars/Empire Strikes Back:
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy." - Han Solo
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Darth Vader
"No....I am your father" - Darth Vader
-Chris
Scott
Dr. Trumpet
"Scott" <coolestg...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
John Candy-Blues Brothers, after the crash the Cop Car onto the back of the semi
trailer.
Here's another obscure one "fix the cigarette lighter"
Scott
Other Guy: Worms don't copulate Sergeant Major they use asexual reproduction
James: Hmmmmm, Uh huh... Interesting, who do you suppose came up with this
concept?
Other Guy: Your Wife Sergeant Major?
(Gardens of Stone)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!
(Few Good Men)
SUCK MY DICK!!!!
(G.I. Jane)
Thomas L. Brown, Jr.
Samuel L Jackson: No, do you?
(Shaft)
Jpmunroe33
>we're
>wearing sun glasses".
>
The direct quote is:
Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a
pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!
Also, from this classic:
Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis
Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood Blues: No, ma'am. We're musicians.
Elwood Blues: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
Agent
<coolestg...@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
>SUCK MY DICK!!!!
>(G.I. Jane)
Sorry but this has to be the stupidest line in the movie.
Dave
Jpmunroe33
from Bull Durham
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a
woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fibre, good scotch, that the novels
of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing
astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core
pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve,
and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
from Dirty Harry:
Harry: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and
would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I
feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris: Not that I condone facism; or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my
opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe
in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in 'Beatles', I just believe
in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus,
I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Jpmunroe33
from Star Trek II:
Cmdr. Leonard McCoy: Where are we going?
Admr. James T. Kirk: Where they went.
Cmdr. Leonard McCoy: Suppose "they went" nowhere.
Admr. James T. Kirk: Then, this will be your big chance to get away from it
all.
from A Fish Called Wanda
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy
Wanda: Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it.
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries"
from A League of their Own:
Jimmy Duggan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no
crying, there's no crying in baseball! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he
called me a talking pile of pigshit! And that was when my parents drove all the
way down from Michigan to see me play the game! And did I cry? NO! NO! And do
you know why?
Because there's no crying in baseball!
Carol Hooton
Scott Gordon
: What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
I don't remember the *exact* wording, but it was something like:
"Should I marry her, or should I kill her?" (Pritzi's Honor)
"I never drink... wine" (Dracula)
Ron Allard
>>
>> "Cartman's mom is a big fat bitch..."
>
>Ron, Ron, Ron...you're showing your age.
>
>"Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch..."
That was the second movie...
Heh...
Supertbone
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> On 20 Jul 2001 22:14:40 GMT, graph...@aol.com (GraphRackr) wrote:
>
> >>What's your line??????????????????????????????????????
> >>
> >>
> >
> >"It's not over till we say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed
Pearl
> >Harbor?"
> >
> >John Belushi
> >Animal House
> >1978
BushBoySOP
Terri Dittrich
"We're on a mission from God"
(tip of the tall shako to you, 1980 Guardsmen)
-Terri
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> How come no one has said (from the "Blues Brothers")?
>
> "We're on a mission from God"
>
> (tip of the tall shako to you, 1980 Guardsmen)
>
> -Terri
>
quote. Someone help me out:
"Kill them all! Let God sort them out!"
Where is that from?
R.F.
IP Freeley
Catherine
"Well, men are only men... that's why they lie. They can't tell the truth,
even to themselves."
"That may be true... Because men are weak, they lie... to deceive
themselves."
"Not another sermon. I don't mind a lie... if it's interesting."
______________________________________
"I can't believe that man would be so sinful."
"I don't know... I don't mind that. After all, who is to be trusted
nowadays. Look... we all want to forget something... so we create stories.
It's easier that way."
______________________________________
"Oh, you can't afford not to be suspicious these days."
"No... I'm grateful to you. Thanks to you, I think I'll be able to keep my
faith in man."
-- Catherine
Stuart Rice
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"You can not resist my love, my love".
Dolman of Elaas to James T Kirk. (I am NOT a trekkie)(otherwise Id know the
number and title of the episode)
"Mother Pusbucket" Bill Murray in Ghostbusters
"Your stool are pathetic Mr Goodbody. My own stool are gigantic and have no
more odor than a hot biscuit".
Anthony Hopkins as Dr Kellogg in The Road to Wellville.
ChocIrish
ants together, they can't do dick. You get 500 million of 'em, they can build
a cathedral!"
And, my hubby's choice for favorite line: "F..k me!!! He cleared it!"" (Robin
Hood Prince of Thieves).
Rod Gornto
speeding tickets at the Indy 500."
Martin Sheen - "Apocalypse Now"
"Pain don't hurt."
Patrick Swayze - "Roadhouse"
Rod
Fred Mosley
From The Matrix:
"I know kung fu."
"There is no spoon."
"Dodge this!"
From Star Wars, Episode One: The Phanton Menace:
"Fear is my ally." (trailer)
From Scary Movie:
"Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead, and
we're gettin' the f*** outta here!"
effuhz
fathers before them..."
"Hot Shots! Part Deux"
And before you go criticizing a corps for switiching to B-flat or using
strangely-shaped rifles, keep this in mind:
"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember,
no matter where you go, there you are."
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai"
effuhz
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"Ryan ... be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too
well to bullets."
"When I was twelve, I helped my daddy dig a bomb shelter because some fool
parked a dozen warheads ninety miles off the coast of Florida. This thing
could park a couple hundred off Washington or New York and no one would know
anything about it 'til it was all over."
More Later ... Neil L. Quinn
" ... Go ahead ... Ask me if I'm an alligator ... "
RyanSnare21
You look like a rube. A well scrubbed hustling rube, with a little taste.
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one
generation from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling. And that accent
you've tried so desperately to shed... pure West Virgina. What is it your
father does, is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how
quickly the boys found you, all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back
seats of cars while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere....
getting all the way to the F.B.I"
-Dr. Hannibal Lecter, performed by Anthony Hopkins.
Sorry, I know this is a monologue, not a line, but... damn! Anthony Hopkins
amazes me.
Ryan Carter
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> Bring out your dead!!!
>
> Monty Python And The Holy Grail
> ( I'm shocked I'm the 1st to quote this great movie)
>
> Bill Roderick
Dan Marion
Steve Martin begins the story with the quote:
"I was born a poor black child."
Dr. Trumpet
the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny." Yoda
SD Brown72
just find this to be humorous
"A buncha bombs in the air, gave proof through the night that we still had our
flag".....Leslie Nielson as Enrico Pilazzo in Naked Gun
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Needful Things..movie based on Steven Kings novel...
Levi
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Charlton Hesston in "Planet of the Apes"
If the producers of the remake have any sense, that line will be included.
Bill
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"My name is Joel Goodrich. I deal in human pleasure and fullfillment. I
grossed over 10,000 dollars in 6 hours"
Risky Business
Or " did ya check the train, I know she likes trains."
Dyrum
Blazing Saddles
Glen Hazelwood
Student: Ahhh, there lettin' these coons come to school with us.
Forrest: COONS ?!?! Why back home, when racoons'd come up on the back porch,
mama'd just chase 'em off with a rake.
"Forrest Gump"
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http://members.tripod.com/jth1206kp/
Jason Fund
CorpsVets Drum Corps
2250 Cheshire Bridge Rd. #320
Atlanta GA 30324
Scott
Fred Mosley
Dyrum wrote:
"Someone's gotta go back and get a sh*t load of dimes!"Blazing Saddles
That is one HILARIOUS movie!
"Hey! Where all the white women at?"
"What do you like to do?"
"I don't know...Play Chess...Screw."
"Let's Play Chess..."
Blazing Saddles
OICYURGR8
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
Jason Lowe
The best movie of all time.
"Watch that BOY sh*t, redneck."
in article 3B5AF41B...@bellsouth.net, Fred Mosley at f...@bellsouth.net wrote on 7/22/01 11:41 AM:
Skywnch320970
>FIFTEEN.....<<CRASH>>.......oui.......TEN..... TEN commandments, for all to
>obey!!!"
>
>Mel Brooks as Moses
>History of the World Part One
"N-V-T-S....NUTS!"
"the jig is up"..."and gone!"
same movie. i love mel brooks.....
Ü
jan
Skywnch320970
the princess bride
Ü
jan
Glen Hazelwood
>"N-V-T-S....NUTS!"
>"the jig is up"..."and gone!"
>
>same movie. i love mel brooks.....
>Ü
>jan
Oedipus "Give to Oedipus ! Give to Oedipus !......Hey, Josephus!!!"
Josephus "Hey mother$&%*er."
(must have watched this movie 50 times before I GOT that one LOL !!!)
Glen
Glen Hazelwood
Tony Montana
Scarface
John Matras
Billy Crystal: "Have fun storming the castle."
Carol Kane: "Think it will work?"
Billy Crystal: "It will take a miracle."
The Princess Bride
Steve McQueen: "All the rest is just waiting."
Le Mans
GraphRackr
>
"The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear
that's coming quickly."
"Could you please step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling
off"
Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher.
Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a
viable and meaningful comprehension.
Clerk: Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!
D. Crooks
"I shit bigger than you."
(City Slickers)
"Bobo's (her boyfriend) dead, and i had a miscarriage. Buy i found
macrimae!"
"No candy means death!" (Polyester)
"I didn't do that."
(Se7en); not so much the line, but the situation
"I rule!"
(American Beauty)
"The things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there
is nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we
truly possess what is real."
(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)
"I see your bike. It's at the Alamo; in the basement."
(Pewee's Big Adventure)
--
doug
'We are ONE'
Ron Allard
"I don't think that means what you think that means..."
"I know something you don't know... I am not left-handed..."
"My way isn't very sportsmanlike..."
Heh...
--
Ron in Vegas
mailto:ron.a...@att.net
"Because there was always something about the Skyliners...
and that music..."
- Donnie Solinger
Senior Corps History site:
http://www.SrCorps.com
Heartly1086
"Will the dancing hitlers please wait in the wings. We are auditioning singing
Hitkers only......."
The Producers
Lon
Skywnch320970
>Skywnch320970 said:
>
>>"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."
>>
>>the princess bride
>>
>>Ü
>>jan
>"I don't think that means what you think that means..."
>
>"I know something you don't know... I am not left-handed..."
>
>"My way isn't very sportsmanlike..."
>
>Heh...
i love that movie....
Ü
jan
Heartly1086
and ........
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K"
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
Lon
Heartly1086
Hitlers .....Wow,, am I tired.
VKGARRY73
>"my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."
As you wish.
VKG
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I.dumbich
Is this an ' inside' joke?
Nancy, help! Cause......
--
I.dumbich
Abigkid6
Sloan: "no"
F:" why not, Other than you being the only cheerleader with a husband, give me
1 good reason"
Cameron" I'll give you 2, my mother and my father. Thier married and they
hate each other. Its like the car, he loves the car and hates his wife"
"Life moves pretty quick around here, if you dont slow down and look around,
you could miss it."
and finally
This is my 9th sick day this semester. If I go for 10 I might have to hack up
a lung or something
Liz Duguay
>From: jpmun...@aol.com jpmunroe33)
>Date: 7/21/01 2:29 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010721022924...@ng-cg1.aol.com>
>from Bull Durham
> I believe in . . . opening your presents Christmas morning rather than
Christmas
>Eve,
>and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
that's why this is from a movie - they just don't make guys like that in the
real world.
L
Liz Duguay
Thanks! I just had it stuffed.
Police Squad
Heartly1086
real world >>
...this in combination with guys thinking that Playboy centerfolds occur
naturally is why we, as Anericans, are so disillusioned ......
Lon
Liz Duguay
>in combination with guys thinking that Playboy centerfolds occur
>naturally
BWAHAHAHAHAHA - naturally - that's a good one! hehehehehehe
L
Skywnch320970
Ü
jan
Jeff Pastor
From "Mommy Dearest":
"Don't you EVERR, talk to me like that again, MISSY!!!"
"DOONNN'TTTT F**K WITH ME FELLAS!!!"
Jeff Pastor