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Jesse Brothers

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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What's the funniest guard show you've ever seen? I mean the one that made
you laugh until you nearly peed yourself.

Wenkers

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i'm going to say that the funniest guard show that i've ever seen was done this
year by Insight!!! they are the kookiest bunch of people that i have ever met!
the boys are absolutely crazy (especially that kiselow kid) and that girl
cheryl, what a psycho!! come on! a weird al guard show? who would ever think
of that?! did you guys see them at the boston regional when they wore those
silly wigs? and all that GREEN! ha ha ha GO GO GADGET GREEN!!!! i love
you guys - BUNGHOLES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! anyway, yeah, insights show is
really funny :o) yay!
- Lisa
"Wenkers"
Insight 99,00

Janine-Nicole

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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O No Hands Down It Was Insight! I spent the whole show LMAO! I Loved it--Go
Green & Go [big] Mike! You All Rock!
*Hugs*


~~Janine-Nicole~~
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MAV

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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Good morning:

Diamond Bar and their classical ballet/guard/comedy routine.

MAV

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darkwonder

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MAV wrote:

I totally agree...that show still has me rolling when I watch it on
video...great effect!

J


MavQuint

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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Tate...Johnny Angel....1993...although I don't think it was meant to be funny
at all

Corkie Keys

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Raiders: Good Morning Vietnam
Jinx: the year they did the schitck about getting into college

tir...@my-deja.com

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I have to say that the all-time funniest show I have ever witnessed was
Blessed Sac's 1992 show of "The homecoming queen's got a gun". That
show was hysterical. I was wishing I marched there every time I saw
it. Check it out...it's a scream.

Angela


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NRINGWOOD

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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Sac- Homecoming Queen has a Gun......

Babybluboi20

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i think i have to vote for FIELD OF VIEW 1993. thats the year they did a show
about the hair salon, with tracks from a bugs bunny cartoon. i thought i was
hilarious and the performers trully pulled off the charactors of that show.
check it out for great spinning and a lot of fun!!!

RatGirl5

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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dog guard... I saw it on tape... lol
con mucho 'love and peace'
fatty martin weider :)

Shannon

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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hbe a tie between Innuendo's 98 show the dinner thing and 00' Insights show
def. funny stuff there and i must say that hte 98 EXCEL-eration show (Science)
wasn't half bad either ;o)
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smich...@my-deja.com

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Escapade's the AAH show, where all the flags said AAH and the rifles
came apart and the funny glasses and mustaches!!!!

Pbbles107

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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FOV 93 - Barber of Seville

Starr4mee

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I would have to agree on that one. It was my first year ever in dayton. I
loved that show so much that I bought the video!! If you all haven't seen it,
you must get ahold of it!!!

JUSAGRL21

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>and that girl
>cheryl, what a psycho!!

I am not psycho Lisa. . .maybe a little nutty, but certainly not psycho. . .

LABRIGGS

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Field of View '97-they did a show about WGI rules and regulations...i don't
know if the judges liked it,but i was laughing my brains out when i saw that
show.(one of my favorites too)
:)Alicia

Bob Berry

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OK, I'm dating myself here, but the City Slickers from Indianapolis did a spoof on a Hospital soap
opera that had me ROTFLMAO!! They spun bed pans and ended up with a tacky patriotic salute. I think
this was circa 1984.

If you can get your hands on any of the old tapes, check it out.

Bob

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Hops819

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>What's the funniest guard show you've ever seen? I mean the one that made
>you laugh until you nearly peed yourself.
>

City Slickers "Jeanette Macdonald-Nelson Eddy-Troopers-How the West Was Won"
1983, I think. The year before General Hospital. Hilarious! The inside jokes
and the gags were what made it a classic..

Sweetpeas1157

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Apr 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/20/00
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The Wabbit of Seville

Twittlydum

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The guard that dreesed up as pick poodles last year.... thats was the best
they barked..... it was sooooooo funny

roz...@my-deja.com

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City Slickers, 198?....General Hospital show....very funny!


In article <K0aL4.23027$fV.12...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,


"Jesse Brothers" <a.j.br...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> What's the funniest guard show you've ever seen? I mean the one that
made
> you laugh until you nearly peed yourself.
>
>

Martyj66

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>
>OK, I'm dating myself here, but the City Slickers from Indianapolis did a
>spoof on a Hospital soap
>opera that had me ROTFLMAO!! They spun bed pans and ended up with a tacky
>patriotic salute. I think
>this was circa 1984.

It was 1985. I was in that show. I guess that means I'm getting old...

HarryB

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What a hilarious show....I loved the artificial leg exchange, the swing
flags with their arms in a sling, and the baton twirler during the
"Florence Nightingale" Finale.

A W Dekko

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That color guard would have been Arlington HS from California.

LemonDrop9927

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I *think* i saw a tape of that at this guard camp i went to--it's was cool.


^v^*~Janine~^v^
*Guard Orphan For The 2001*
*SouL AmbitioN*~~98-00
*NHS Guard Captain~99-?*
(\.../)
( ^.~)
('")('")
*nO DaY BuT 2DaY*

Willie Brooks

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Apr 20, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/20/00
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Champ of J.C with his BUZZ LIGHTYEAR impression


Clrgrder

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>Raiders: Good Morning Vietnam

I loved the dialogue from that show. A genious must have mixed that. :)

Shawnis77

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>Champ of J.C with his BUZZ LIGHTYEAR impression

maurice, this would go under "funniest person in your guard", but that's okay,
i understood, and you're right, that was hilarious!!!!!!!

jasmine .

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Smell1116

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an independant world guard had the funniest show last year in dayton. they had
these sea monkey like things and this giant jelly fish floated across the
floor. but the best part was that they kept up the act during retreat. it was
awesome. thy also had like scientist studying them and the scientist would pull
them by their ears when they wondered off. i loves it

Jsjm30

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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My favorite was Every-body last year. Their uniforms were so cooL~!~!~!

Mary Jordan - Chieftains

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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I remembe that City Slickers show! It was great....we need more levity in
guard!

Mary Jordan
Insight
"There are no strangers in this wonderful activity.....just friends we are yet
to meet!"

Dish86

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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>It was 1985. I was in that show. I guess that means I'm getting old...

OMG were you really???

My friends and I love that show!!!

I marched Royal Guardsmen, I guess I'm getting old too LOL!

Tricia

ESB456

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Apr 21, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/21/00
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>The Guard in 98..the confederate show was absolutely hilarious!

Can't forget the Cow!!!!!!!!

KBullDog22

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I loved when Escapade did the Ahh show, it is my favorite to this day! I still
make all my friends watch the tape!

raven

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Please forgive my ignorance; I'm awful when it comes to remembering guards
names, but I liked the (scholastic?) guard that did Dr. Suess a few years
back. A LOT of thought went into that show!!

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Dish86

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>City Slickers "Jeanette Macdonald-Nelson Eddy-Troopers-How the West Was Won"
>1983, I think. The year before General Hospital. Hilarious! The inside
>jokes
>and the gags were what made it a classic..
>
>
>

it was actually 1984, but wasn't it referred to as "How the West Was FUN???"
LOL

Turkwi

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another vote for the City Slickers from Indianapolis, Indiana - that "general
hospital" show rocked!!! also, the year they
did the indian theme?very funny stuff....they had the best "characters" out on
the floor-not sure we're ever going to see that again. they always did
"tricks"with the equipment on the floor - not sure this group ever had a bad
year, always fun to watch.

tom

Jeffrey Storey

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Apr 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/22/00
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That would be Northview HS from Brazil, IN


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AngelGL71

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I totally agree...the Good Morning Vietnam was great! My old guard instrutors
were in it. I love you Chad and Tom...
Brooke

ErinJ721

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I LOVE Chad and Tom ( especially in that show!!!) They're on staff at The
Vella, so you know they're in The Cute Guy Club ( as well as Shannon) ;) hehe

Erin

MavQuint

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Everyone LOVES Tom and Chad....what's not to LOVE!!!! And Shannon is the most
innovative guard designer and one of the nicest people I have ever met in the
WG world!

Queggiekin

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I didn't see the original post, but the funniest guard show I ever saw was one
done in the 80s.

I wish I knew the name of the guard, but they were dressed like chickens, and
their show used 80s New WAve music (Oingo Boingo and some other stuff). I
remember at one point they tossed their rifles, ran across the floor, slid
through some cardboard tubes, and rolled onto their backs to catch their
rifles.

This show is on the 1st fan's favorite tape, I think. Anyone know what/who I'm
talking about?

mike v

raven

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That kinda sounds like Anthron to me. Can anyone confirm this?


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ATI

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yup. one of my fav's

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maddog

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I can't agree with you more my sister marched in Sac then and I went to
every show just for a good laugh!
In article <8dkukm$4o8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, tir...@my-deja.com wrote:
> I have to say that the all-time funniest show I have ever
> witnessed was
> Blessed Sac's 1992 show of "The homecoming queen's got a gun".
> That
> show was hysterical. I was wishing I marched there every time I saw
> it. Check it out...it's a scream.
> Angela

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> Before you buy.

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Queggiekin

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Apr 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/24/00
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> That kinda sounds like Anthron to me. Can anyone confirm this?

Yeah, I think that was their name!! From what I heard, it was their last year,
and they just went out to have fun because they were unhappy with the judging,
or something, and knew they wouldn't do too well in finals. I wish I had seen
some of their earlier shows... anyone have a history of that group?

mike v

jasmine .

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RatGirl5

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are you talking about Tom Harrington? he's one of my instructors now.. :P

Jellyhed17

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Funny guard show.....Moooooo! Go ACE!

Zacalways

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Apr 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/29/00
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Hey I would have to agree with you that has to be the funniest show ever done.
And everone love the little jump this that girl im the middle does when she
does the toss-turn around she is so cute. I love Insight (expecially thoes two
little muffinheads they are two cute).

Tricia
Muffinhead
Insight 00

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I agree especially since I was actually in that show. Not only was it funny but embarrassing. It was a disgrace to Tate Chaparrals. But funny..most definitely. .lol

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On Thursday, April 20, 2000 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Martyj66 wrote:
> >
> >OK, I'm dating myself here, but the City Slickers from Indianapolis did a
> >spoof on a Hospital soap
> >opera that had me ROTFLMAO!! They spun bed pans and ended up with a tacky
> >patriotic salute. I think
> >this was circa 1984.
>
> It was 1985. I was in that show. I guess that means I'm getting old...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5Qmyq5Mts

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