No Skill No Art, I recon', dig dis
Mani Deli
tru-ly consists o' comparative-like inferya work. Dat Modern Art be
primari-like dependent on rap ratha' dan artistic skill. Dat da damn
majority o' works o' Modern Art created by its so's-called masta's be
aisi-like imitated an' surpasd by some vast populashun o' unrecanized
tagga's who be eqwil o' supuh'ior in skill but be destined t' remain
unknown becuz they lack propa' connecshuns. Dat Modern Art be some
name game an' dat great prices be only paid 4 big-ass names regardless
o' quality. Dat at some kinda' future time, when tastes be changin,
some fresh consensus will decide whut be worthwhile an' da damn whole
edifis o' Modern Art will be negative-like ressessed. Dat da damn
astronomical present prices o' so's-called-modern-mastapieces will
eventual-like collapse. Ah be baaad...
Some comment I received sed "'escellent analysis o' da damn sad state
o' propa' art."
Dis comment summarize many otha's. Howeva' I recon' dat contempry art
be alive an' well. Art aint in some sad state, art isn t wo'm food.
Fuck dat shit. Whut be makes it seem so's be dat we be less an' less
able t' spot propa' work in da modern secshuns o' museums. Whut has
declined be da damn sensibilty o' dose-dair who be considered our most
important authoritees on great art. Man! In fact dair has been at
laist as much propa' work produce dis century as in no otha'. Woah,
Nellie! Da raisons 4 dis puh'cepshun be in part described in da essays
in mah book.
Some M-O-D-E-S-fuckin'-T PROPOSAL
Whut kin be done bout museums an' critics? I not advocatin' dat
museums cese 'eshibitin' Modern Acdemic Art. Howeva', I do sugges' dat
in fairness t' today's 'estremes in taste, museums should have 2
different curators. One 4 aich side o' da damn art debate. Homie don't
play dat. They could den battle by mains o' da damn artwork they aich
choose t' hang an' engage in live-like debates. Sucka's will den have
some opportunity t' spot da damn work o' bot' sides o' da damn art
debate an' decide whut they prefa' 4 themselves. If dis wuz t' go down
da censo'd approach o' da damn last 60 years would fat-lady. Museums
could den hang 'esamples o' da damn finest works which be populah'
wit' some fat-ass facet o' da damn public. Whut critics dismiss as
illustrashun, kitsch an' commercial will den raippaih' in museums. Yo'
mama, I axe you! Only den will our finest illustrators, nacha an'
scientific tagga's, cartoonists, animators, comic book tagga's etc.
have some opportunity t' have deir original work shown t' some fat-ass
audience. I would also likes art reviews t' feature da damn opinions
o' 2 critics who be known t' snatch opposite sides. Dis would
certain-like create mo' interest dan da usual dose o' ecstatic
Artspaik praise reserved 4 no work 'eshibitin' modern academic
conformity. If yo' ass wish t' spot sump'n otha' dan Modern Acdemic
Art in our maja museums, jive out an' duzn't support dese-he'ah
institushuns. Homie don't play dat.