Amazing Scientific Breakthrough for Artists...
Marge Inal
* The Painting Machine uses the patented WireJet (TM) injectors to create
smooth continuous tone images with oil paint!
* You can use your favorite brand of oil paint straight from the tube and mix
it with your favorite painting medium such as linseed oil.
* The Painting Machine creates a spectrum of beautiful color with 5 paint
colors. Ivory Black, Zinc White, Lemon Yellow Hue, Magenta and Manganese Blue
Hue to produce a full-color, photorealistic image. White is used so that you
can work the colors together with your brush while they are wet!
* The Painting Machine paints any size up to 8’ wide and up to 8’ tall. The
vertical format consumes less floor space. The unit is completely supported
from the ceiling. The Painting Machine moves over the surface of the media.
(Paint on pre-stretched canvas!)
* Paint in the machine is stored in “soup cans”. (There are no expensive
cartridges to replace!)
The Painting Machine is a wonderful creative tool. Imagine creating 10 to 15
times the number of paintings a year! Imagine painting a museum size image in
just a few days! Imagine doing 5 paintings over the weekend! These are a few of
the reports from professional artists now using the Painting Machine!
You use any photo, scan it on a floppy disc, pop the disc into your computer
(take advantage of today’s Rocky Perkins powerful photo editing and painting
programs if you wish) and the Painting Machine transfers it to canvas.
After the image has been “printed with paint”, you refine the image in the
traditional ways. You paint wet in wet, add brush work, glaze, and breathe life
into the final painting.
The Painting Machine helps your efficiency and productivity. The Painting
Machine frees you from the labor and makes painting a pure and continuous
creative high!
Get all the details and order yours today from:
http://www.paintingmachine.com/
burnin...@my-deja.com
do...@emailme.com (Marge Inal) wrote:
First strike: this is a blatant ad. If they continue, they will
be sent to your postmaster with headers attached.
>
> * The Painting Machine uses the patented WireJet (TM) injectors to
create
> smooth continuous tone images with oil paint!
Second strike: Yeah, that's what I want. Something homogenized
all to shit. This sounds like a wonderful invention for someone
who wants to do paintings for Holiday Inn rooms.
> * You can use your favorite brand of oil paint straight from the tube
and mix
> it with your favorite painting medium such as linseed oil.
> * The Painting Machine creates a spectrum of beautiful color with 5
paint
> colors. Ivory Black, Zinc White, Lemon Yellow Hue, Magenta and
Manganese Blue
> Hue to produce a full-color, photorealistic image.
Third Strike: if you want photorealism, buy a camera. It's cheaper
and a lot quicker.
> White is used so that you
> can work the colors together with your brush while they are wet!
> * The Painting Machine paints any size up to 8? wide and up to 8?
tall. The
> vertical format consumes less floor space. The unit is completely
supported
> from the ceiling.
Fourth strike: Did you check the local code and structure to see
if the ceiling could support it?
> The Painting Machine moves over the surface of the media.
> (Paint on pre-stretched canvas!)
> * Paint in the machine is stored in ?soup cans?. (There are no
expensive
> cartridges to replace!)
>
> The Painting Machine is a wonderful creative tool.
Fifth strike: Hey! Moron! What in the hell is creative about this?
If you like photos, buy a camera. If you like "computer art," buy one.
But don't try to feed people bullshit about how creative they will
be when they buy a machine to spray paint on a canvas.
> Imagine creating 10 to 15
> times the number of paintings a year!
Sixth strike: Yeah. Wonderful. I'm sure that will do wonders for
your market value.
> Imagine painting a museum size image in
> just a few days!
Pollack did it all the time. Big deal.
> Imagine doing 5 paintings over the weekend!
LOL :)
Are you really this clueless? They only place that gives a shit
about quantity is the Holiday Inn and furniture stores.
> These are a few of
> the reports from professional artists now using the Painting Machine!
Please post their names so we all know who to avoid and laugh at :P
>
> You use any photo, scan it on a floppy disc, pop the disc into your
computer
> (take advantage of today?s Rocky Perkins powerful photo editing and
painting
> programs if you wish) and the Painting Machine transfers it to canvas.
>
> After the image has been ?printed with paint?, you refine the image in
the
> traditional ways. You paint wet in wet, add brush work, glaze, and
breathe life
> into the final painting.
>
> The Painting Machine helps your efficiency and productivity. The
Painting
> Machine frees you from the labor and makes painting a pure and
continuous
> creative high!
You've forever labeled yourself an idiot with this post.
>
> Get all the details and order yours today from:
>
> http://www.paintingmachine.com/
>
>
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Marge Inal
>You've forever labeled yourself an idiot with this post.
I shouldn't respond in kind to someone who long
ago proved themself a moron, but you need to learn
to laugh at something as tongue-in-cheek as this
post was intended to be. I suspect though that
you may well be one of those who could most benefit
from use of this machine...
CO
> The Painting Machine helps your efficiency and productivity. The Painting
> Machine frees you from the labor and makes painting a pure and continuous
> creative high!
I got a buzz now.
> Get all the details and order yours today from:
1. Will it work on black velvet? I have some Elvis projects in mind and
maybe a bull fighter or Rocky.
2. Will it make me rich?
> http://www.paintingmachine.com/
Reaching for my checkbook......
CO ;-)
James W. Foster
together and buy one then attach it to a robot and get it to paint rude
pictures all over the outside of their company headquarters. Look not so
clever will they, hmmm?
-james
burnin...@my-deja.com
do...@emailme.com (Marge Inal) wrote:
> In article <7r3a3e$kfb$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, burnin...@my-deja.com
says...
> >
>
> I shouldn't respond in kind to someone who long
> ago proved themself a moron
You reply to your own posts? Odd... I thought only
mattie-dear did that?
>, but you need to learn
> to laugh at something as tongue-in-cheek as this
> post was intended to be.
Sure and AAR and Kay were just tongue-in-cheek with their
recent comments.
If you're going to be an idiot, at least try not to be a
gutless idiot.
> I suspect though that
> you may well be one of those who could most benefit
> from use of this machine...
ROTFLMAO :PP
You seem to have much more experience with that sort of thing
than do I. I sure there is a good reason for it.
Have a nice day! :P
Peter Nelson
>be sent to your postmaster with headers attached.
So what? This newsgroup is filled with advertising all the time.
---peter
burnin...@my-deja.com
Seems to be heading that way. Normally, I don't bother telling
someone, I just forward it -- I was being nice :)
tomi...@hotmail.com
> The Painting Machine is a wonderful creative tool.
TPM is a perfect tool to *decrease* and KILL your artistic
skills/natural developement/personality on art and you'll become like
all the other mainstream puppets; maybe this works for amateurs to
learn colouring and such but
for professional ARTISTS the idea is lame (as long as you dont want to
sold out).
-tomi