Man dies in hotel room after sex (grammer is funny)
Matthew Kruk
Man dies in hotel room after sex
National News Nov 24, 2009 By Festus Ahon
UGHELLI - AMUKPE community in Sapele Local Government Area of Delta
State was thrown into confusion, weekend, follo-wing the death of a
middle-aged man in a hotel room in the area.
The deceased (names withheld) was found dead after allegedly committing
adultery with his neighbour's wife, a mother of five children.
According to a reliable source, the man and woman checked into the hotel
in Amukpe at about 10.30am on the faithful day, having traveled from
Oghara, Ethiope West Local Govern-ment Area of the state to the hotel.
The source, who pleaded anonymity, said the woman raised an alarm seeing
that the man was dead some hours after they had had sex.
The hoteliers and sympathisers, who were attracted, made frantic effort
to resuscitate the man and rush him to the hospital where he was
confirmed dead by doctors.
"The woman is a fashion designer, while her husband is a staff of
Ethiope West Local Government Council.
"The husband of the woman has been appealing to the dead man to stop
committing adultery with his wife, but he would not listen until he
died," our source added.
When Vanguard visited Sapele police station yesterday, the fashion
designer was making useful statements to the police while the body of
the late lover had been deposited at Sapele Central Hospital morgue.
John Fleming
in the scriptorium "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $http://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/11/24/man-dies-in-hotel-room-after-sex/
> $
> $Man dies in hotel room after sex
> $National News Nov 24, 2009 By Festus Ahon
Given the events happened in Ethiopia, I guess his wife is
now a black widow. (pun intended)
> $UGHELLI - AMUKPE community in Sapele Local Government Area of Delta
> $State was thrown into confusion, weekend, follo-wing the death of a
> $middle-aged man in a hotel room in the area.
> $
> $The deceased (names withheld) was found dead after allegedly committing
> $adultery with his neighbour's wife, a mother of five children.
> $
> $According to a reliable source, the man and woman checked into the hotel
> $in Amukpe at about 10.30am on the faithful day, having traveled from
> $Oghara, Ethiope West Local Govern-ment Area of the state to the hotel.
> $
> $The source, who pleaded anonymity, said the woman raised an alarm seeing
> $that the man was dead some hours after they had had sex.
> $
> $The hoteliers and sympathisers, who were attracted, made frantic effort
> $to resuscitate the man and rush him to the hospital where he was
> $confirmed dead by doctors.
> $
> $"The woman is a fashion designer, while her husband is a staff of
> $Ethiope West Local Government Council.
> $
> $"The husband of the woman has been appealing to the dead man to stop
> $committing adultery with his wife, but he would not listen until he
> $died," our source added.
> $
> $When Vanguard visited Sapele police station yesterday, the fashion
> $designer was making useful statements to the police while the body of
> $the late lover had been deposited at Sapele Central Hospital morgue.
> $
> $
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John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada
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