Which Doctor had the largest cock?
The Modfather
in order to try and come up with a witty article about the cock size of the
actor's who played the Doctor. Below is what I've discovered so far but I am
still missing some important measurements and would prefer actual accounts
from parties in the know rather than rumours.
Jon Pertwee has long been rumoured to have possessed a rather large member
and Tom baker himself described his own in his autobiography as a bit on the
small side. Tennant's cock size was described as "ample" by Sophie Myles but
"nothing to brag about" by Anne-Marie Duff.
Sandra Dickinson after divorcing Peter Davidson described his cock as being
"lacking" whilst Paul McGann's love length was once compared to a
"cumberland sausage" by his girlfriend Annie.
Hartnell's dick size remains unknown and is unlikely to be determined
following his untimely death. We can also only estimate Troughton's based on
genetics by assuming he had a similar sized pecker to son's Michael and
David who were both described as "average" and "normal" by ex girlfriends.
Colin Baker was said to have had a "short but fat one" by ex wife Liza
Goddard whilst Eccleston once dated a girl named Rebecca during his days at
the London School of Speech and Drama who noted his cock was as skinny was
"like a cocktail stick".
McCoy's wife Agnes has always refused to comment on the size of his middle
wicket - could this be because he possesses a tiny tiddler of a cock?
If anyone here has any idea (and can back it up with some reasonable
evidence) about the size of Hartnell or McCoy's cocks I would like to hear
it so i can include it in my article. So far (in order of size based on
girth and length together) the order is :
Pertwee (largest)
McGann
Tennant
Troughton (still questionable)
Baker (Colin)
Davidson
Baker (Tom) (some evidence still suggests that he may actually beat Davidson
on length but this is difficult to prove so far)
McCoy (unknown but probably small)
Hartnell (unknown)
Cheers all
The Modfather
The Lurker
"The Modfather" <paulw...@jamnospam.co.uk> wrote in message
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resist a sneak peak even though im not gay or anything but you know...you
have a sly look don't you for the sake of it! Anyway, his knob was VERY
small. I stood back and did a "no hander" whilst he was using two hands to
hold his pee pee and i could still hardly see it. I recall being slightly
amused. At first he made for the cubicle as he was obviously cock-shy but it
was taken so he had no choice. I thought he appeared a little embarrassed.
The Lurker
Repeated Meme
"The Lurker" <myronm...@fitzpardon.net> wrote in message
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"I thought he appeared a little embarrassed...."
No doubt this is an emotion McCoy is used to by now having made such
god-awful stories.....his tiny penis is the least of his worries after
Silver Nemesis...
Meme
John Long
> "I thought he appeared a little embarrassed...."
>
> No doubt this is an emotion McCoy is used to by now having made such
> god-awful stories.....his tiny penis is the least of his worries after
> Silver Nemesis...
No doubt McCoy is the smallest.
No doubt Pertwee is the largest.
This is only common sense.
JL
Dawn
L. Ross Raszewski
I dunno. I would think McCoy must be well-endowed, which is why he
didn't feel the need to overcompensate by learning to, say, act.
John Long
> why do you think Pertwee has the largest?
because he's Jon fuckin Pertwee, that's why.
JL
Dawn
The Modfather
"John Long" <nos...@nospam.net> wrote in message
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It's well known established fact that Pertwee possessed a larger than normal
cock. Leslie Philips (one of Pertwee's co-actors in the Navy lark) recalled
how after many drinks and for a bet Pertwee would sometimes drop his strides
and place one leg high up against a wall. He was then able to arch his back
and lower his head so as to be able to take his own member in his mouth.
This was done purely to win the bet which must have been something along the
lines of "Jon can suck his own dick..."
There are other stories of Pertwee's extraordinary manhood but not all are
for general discussion on this newsgroup....let's have some respect for the
man.
The Modfather
The Bronze
The Modfather wrote:
> I've been scouring the internet and various other press databases at my work
> in order to try and come up with a witty article about the cock size of the
> actor's who played the Doctor. Below is what I've discovered so far but I am
> still missing some important measurements and would prefer actual accounts
> from parties in the know rather than rumours.
If I can offer this perspective, based on extensive private research...
(it'll give you something to do while watching otherwise dull DW
episodes):
The old 'big hands/feet = big dick' theory does actually hold water -
in some cases. Let me elaborate:
A big man with small hands will definitely have a small dick.
A small or average-sized man with big hands will definitely have a big
dick.
However:
a small man with hands roughly proportional may still have a big dick.
a big man with proportionally big hands will not always have a big
dick.
A big man with very big hands will be packing.
What you can safely say is that if the hands look larger, proportional
to the arms and the general body appearance, you're looking at one of
the well-endowed. And if the hands look smaller in proportion, the
person is almost certain to be under-averagely equipped. However, if
the hands look proportional to the rest, you can't really assume one
way or the other.
For the purposes of this discussion, 'a big man' is a tall or broadly
built man, but not a fat one. Fat men do not count as 'big'.
This guide may also be true for feet, but as feet are harder to
scrutinize in public, hands offer the best guide.
Also, if you've ever looked at someone and thought 'thyroidal', even
slightly... they're packing. Plus, if hand to body ratio is
inconclusive, but the person has a prominent/large adam's apple, you
can probably put them in the big dick category.
Noses and ears are sometimes suggested in the same light, but I haven't
found them to be reliable indicators.
I'd write more, but I'm tired of going back to correct typing errors
caused by my giant fingers pressing three keys at once.......
The Bronze
The Face of Po
John Long got out a spraycan and scrawled the following:
> Dawn wrote:
> > why do you think Pertwee has the largest?
>
> because he's Jon fuckin Pertwee, that's why.
I don't often agree with John Long, but he's hit the nail on the head
with that analysis. :-D
However, the question was about which *Doctor* has the largest cock, not
about which actor - as the Doctor never had his knob out onscreen, the
size of the respective actors' member is irrelevant. After all, we
know that the actors only had one heart each. If the part called for
it, but the actor couldn't provide the part, I'm sure a stunt cock would
be arranged.
So, my guess is the first Doctor - he has the air of someone who has
absolutely nothing to worry about, whether braining cavemen, kidnapping
schoolteachers or standing at the urinal.
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The Modfather
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> I was hanging out with the cool kids in rec.arts.drwho when
> John Long got out a spraycan and scrawled the following:
> > Dawn wrote:
> > > why do you think Pertwee has the largest?
> >
> > because he's Jon fuckin Pertwee, that's why.
>
> I don't often agree with John Long, but he's hit the nail on the head
> with that analysis. :-D
>
> However, the question was about which *Doctor* has the largest cock, not
> about which actor - as the Doctor never had his knob out onscreen, the
> size of the respective actors' member is irrelevant. After all, we
> know that the actors only had one heart each. If the part called for
> it, but the actor couldn't provide the part, I'm sure a stunt cock would
> be arranged.
>
> So, my guess is the first Doctor - he has the air of someone who has
> absolutely nothing to worry about, whether braining cavemen, kidnapping
> schoolteachers or standing at the urinal.
>
even know for sure that Gallifreyan's HAVE cocks. It's very possibly a part
of their anatomy that's no longer required. They certainly don't need it for
sex as - if you believe the canonicity of the novels - they are spun in
looms. As for urinating well the Doctor does take in fluids as we've seen
him drink several times on screen but he may very well pass excess liquids
out of his ass for all we know. I imagine it would be at least 2040 before
it becomes acceptable to show a penis on screen before the watershed and as
late as 2057 before a show popular to minors is allowed to display the stars
genitalia on screen. For something like Doctor Who - if it ever happens -
then most of us will be dead before broadcasting standards stop so low -
hopefully. It's not something I'd want to see...the Doctor in a "cock fight"
with the Sycorax or anyone else is kind of repulsive. I hope the Doctor's
cock never becomes a replacement for his sonic screwdriver.
The Modfather
marc_CH
> It's not something I'd want to see...the Doctor in a "cock fight"
> with the Sycorax or anyone else is kind of repulsive. I hope the Doctor's
> cock never becomes a replacement for his sonic screwdriver.
Hey....<sudden visionary gleam in the eyes>...a Sonic Cock.
marc
MH
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The Modfather
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This seems to confirm my originial hypothesis. Tennant is packing in the
underpants department. If he is sporting a ten incher Pertwee must have had
a strip of meat like a horse.
The Modfather
Sean Huxter
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Timothy Bruening
> I think you all are ignoring Davidson! It’s practically in our faces during “five doctors”. That is what made me do this search.
The Doctor
>I think you all are ignoring Davidson! It’s practically in our faces
>during “five doctors”. That is what made me do this search.
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