Wanted-The semen of a righteous man
The Chocolate Snark
>
> > For some reasons most of my male freinds have, independantly from one
> > another, just turned around and said out of the blue "You know If I was
> > gay, I'd screw Sean Connery."[charlesdaniels]
>
> I sincerely hope they mean the young Sean Connery not the 1999 version.
>
Well, I'd definitely screw the 1963 version... sorry, Cuddles, but I
would! No, not against his will <heavy sigh>
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Lola
Bokman7757
Not at all. I'm sure lesbians would enjoy the photo just as much as us straight
guys.
bob monkhouse
they are at their most splendid in terms of looks, intelligence and six pack
You see, the benefits of time travel are clear. As for Sean between
Thunderball and Diamonds are Forever would have been good. I would even have
taken Roger Moore in Live and Let Die. The other two just don't it for me.
Charles Daniels wrote:
> bob monkhouse <funnell...@jpmorgan.com> wrote:
> > Ah, heterosexuality is sooooooo exclusive!
>
> I wouldnt say that totally..I mean most of my straight friends get weird
> when they talk about Sean Connery
> Figure that out.
bob monkhouse
Bokman7757 wrote:
> << Ah, heterosexuality is sooooooo exclusive! >>
>
Bokman7757
I don't see where you get that.
The Chocolate Snark
>
> << Ah, heterosexuality is sooooooo arrogant? >>
>
> I don't see where you get that.
>
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Read The Principia Discordia and find out why you shouldn't eat hot dog
buns
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html
Lola
Adam Richards
<ebro...@telusplanet.net> wrote:
>Any takers?
How much do you need?
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Adam Richards Ad...@roblang.demon.co.uk
Kelly Robinson, The Eccentric One
other two classic Dalek stories (the original & Genesis), Nation always
relies on the nazi/jew thing.
Azaxyr wrote:
> Please - for Christmas???
>
> "All these worlds....
>
> ...Will make excellent sites for our garbage dumps."
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If I am not me, then who am I?
Don't ask me, I just live here.
Azaxyr
Keith Brookes
Keith
The Chocolate Snark
>
> Time to get Terry Nation to write another classic Dalek story? Like his
> other two classic Dalek stories (the original & Genesis), Nation always
> relies on the nazi/jew thing.
>
>
> My Cuddles babbled on with his usual inane and insane comedy rant, now snipped:
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Lola
Charles Daniels
> Adam Richards <Ad...@roblang.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>Any takers?
>>
>> How much do you need?
>>
You're going to neeed a team for that much.
Any construction sites around you?
Bokman7757
I'll need a picture of Julia Sawalha, Elle MacPherson and Jane Leeves in a
jacuzzi.
William December Starr
"Keith Brookes" <ebro...@telusplanet.net> said:
> Any takers?
Erm, excuse me, but technically speaking aren't you looking
for _givers_?
-- William December Starr <wds...@crl.com>
The Chocolate Snark
Please - for Christmas??? Then colonisation could take place with no
problem...
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Lola
Keith Brookes
edward funnell <funnell...@jpmorgan.com> wrote in message
news:38620921...@jpmorgan.com...
> No - Keith is a righteous man.
>
Yep! And I've filled the vat already!
Keith
Charles Daniels
Can anyone get that??
And can you ad in Janeane Garofalo?
Keith Brookes
>
> How much do you need?
>
Keith
Andrew
If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual!
Andrew
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52 Festive Road
Keith Brookes
Bokman7757 <bokma...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19991223153030...@ng-ce1.aol.com...
> << Enough to fill a vat. >>
>
>
> jacuzzi.
>
Keith
edward funnell
Chris Cwej
> another, just turned around and said out of the blue "You know If I was
> gay, I'd screw Sean Connery."
I sincerely hope they mean the young Sean Connery not the 1999 version.
Cwej
Bokman7757
You said vat, not oil tanker.
bob monkhouse
Charles Daniels wrote:
> Bokman7757 <bokma...@aol.com> wrote:
> > << Enough to fill a vat. >>
> >
> > I'll need a picture of Julia Sawalha, Elle MacPherson and Jane Leeves in a
> > jacuzzi.
>
Charles Daniels
Well I've heard this repeatedly for years. Most recently my friend
Ryan just said it out of the blue last month. I'm never sure if they
mean Sean Connery at the time or when he was younger. When I first
was told this he was still a pretty young fellow so in those early
cases it's not a factor.
I've just never asked "You mean 1960s Connery or 1990s Connery?"
because I didn't want to seem that interested and indeed I fear
I'd get a LONG DETAILED answer.
I mean I don't know if I'd want to get that level of detail
to the point where my friends compare and contrast in which
different ways they'd like to have sex with Sean Connery
through the decades.
Charles Daniels
> Ah, heterosexuality is sooooooo exclusive!
I wouldnt say that totally..I mean most of my straight friends get weird
when they talk about Sean Connery
Figure that out.