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Kadaitcha Man

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Aug 23, 2008, 2:35:26 AM8/23/08
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Mark Earnest, ye folly-fallen dull earth, thoe are not worth another
word, else I'd call you knave, ye decried:

>
> "Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
> news:kcsgoh$tlx$f...@alt.recovery.narrow-squinty-blowpop.biz.somaliland...
>> Mark Earnest, ye burr-headed past-saving slave, whose horrible image
>> doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs, ye
>> elucidated:
>>
>>>
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:fseiee$enf$8...@alt.alien.visitors.pee-loving-call-girl.com.zimbabwe...
>>>> Mark Earnest, ye dankish long-staff sixpenny striker, here comes those
>>>> I
>>>> have done good to against my will, ye carried on:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Archie Leach" <le...@antiham.spam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:kk6va41qi5gabc7mv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> "Mark Earnest" <gmea...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Archie Leach" <le...@antiham.spam> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:v12va4tab73fjpnnc...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> "Mark Earnest" <gmea...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It's 8 pm, then, said the cuckoo, Mr. Leach.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How ironic.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>They're your original sound effects.
>>>>>>>Be proud of them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did the angels that you went out with on "dates" teach you how to
>>>>>> flame like Pee Wee Herman?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not the ones I went out with. They were too heavenly for any of that.
>>>>> They could be mean though, if you did not come square with them
>>>>> at just the right cue.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Real meaning: He grabbed his date's crotch and she hit him in the face
>>>> because he tried to deny it. His unhealthy projection of angelic
>>>> attributes
>>>> onto the poor woman are just a defense mechanism to help him cope with
>>>> the
>>>> trauma of getting his first knockback... at age 45 on his first date
>>>> without
>>>> his mother being there.
>>>
>>> Don't project human qualities upon the starry hosts.
>>
>> Don't project angelic qualities upon the women who have scorned you.
>
> But you are using the word angel, here, so you must be conceding that
> they exist...

Boole shite. If someone deliberately phrases their statements in a manner
that you relate to, it does not logically follow that they concur with your
psychotic delusions.

> and if they exist...then the ones I dated just may have been
> real angels, after all.

You are a social reject that no self-respecting woman would ever contemplate
dating twice. The "angel" schtick is your coping mechanism. It has a name...
Level 1 psychotic defence, also known as psychotic denial and deep
delusional projection, usually involving major image-distorting idealisation
by the attribution of excessive, unrealistic positive qualities.

In other words, you need to be confined to a mental ward and medicated.

Or, more succinctly, you are a cRaSy PeRs0n.

HTH

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Mark Earnest

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Aug 23, 2008, 2:37:27 AM8/23/08
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"Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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Crazy is a relative term. I ready concede, to you I may be crazy.
But not to the sane.


Kadaitcha Man

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Aug 23, 2008, 2:51:01 AM8/23/08
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Mark Earnest, ye big-bellied lord of folded arms, boy, ape, braggart,
jack, milksop!, ye chided:

Note: No response.

>>> and if they exist...then the ones I dated just may have been
>>> real angels, after all.
>>
>> You are a social reject that no self-respecting woman would ever
>> contemplate dating twice. The "angel" schtick is your coping mechanism.
>> It has a name... Level 1 psychotic defence, also known as psychotic
>> denial
>> and deep delusional projection, usually involving major image-distorting
>> idealisation by the attribution of excessive, unrealistic positive
>> qualities.
>>
>> In other words, you need to be confined to a mental ward and medicated.
>>
>> Or, more succinctly, you are a cRaSy PeRs0n.
>
> Crazy is a relative term. I ready concede, to you I may be crazy.
> But not to the sane.

Projection noted, cRaZy PeRs0n. Find someone apart from yourself who
doesn't agree with what was just said about you and maybe I'll reconsider
your loony claims.

PS: Your lack of denial at being a social reject is also noted.

Mark Earnest

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Aug 23, 2008, 2:58:13 AM8/23/08
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"Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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They are all over the place, all over the Internet. But I am not going to
give your their m.o.s for obvious reasons.


>
> PS: Your lack of denial at being a social reject is also noted.

You know nothing about me at all.


Kadaitcha Man

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Aug 23, 2008, 3:14:06 AM8/23/08
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Mark Earnest, ye musty quintessence of dust, hell is empty and all the
devils are here, ye rapped:


I know enough to know you are suffering psychotic delusions and probably
ought to be Formosa'd.

Bruce

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Aug 23, 2008, 5:15:34 AM8/23/08
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On Aug 23, 3:14 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> Mark Earnest, ye musty quintessence of dust, hell is empty and all the
> devils are here, ye rapped:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message

> >news:5f8rap$fz8$h...@alt.conspiracy.floppy-teacups.com.bosnia...
> >> Mark Earnest, ye big-bellied lord of folded arms, boy, ape, braggart,
> >> jack, milksop!, ye chided:
>
> >>> "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message

> >>>news:broxfo$lek$b...@rec.collecting.curmudgeonly-inciter.net.israel...
> >>>> Mark Earnest, ye folly-fallen dull earth, thoe are not worth another
> >>>> word, else I'd call you knave, ye decried:
>
> >>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message

> >>>>>news:kcsgoh$tlx$f...@alt.recovery.narrow-squinty-blowpop.biz.somaliland...
> >>>>>> Mark Earnest, ye burr-headed past-saving slave, whose horrible image
> >>>>>> doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs, ye
> >>>>>> elucidated:
>
> >>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message

> >>>>>>>news:fseiee$enf$8...@alt.alien.visitors.pee-loving-call-girl.com.zimbabwe...
> >>>>>>>> Mark Earnest, ye dankish long-staff sixpenny striker, here comes
> >>>>>>>> those
> >>>>>>>> I
> >>>>>>>> have done good to against my will, ye carried on:
>
> >>>>>>>>> "Archie Leach" <le...@antiham.spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>news:kk6va41qi5gabc7mv...@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>>>> "Mark Earnest" <gmearn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>"Archie Leach" <le...@antiham.spam> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>news:v12va4tab73fjpnnc...@4ax.com...

You Trolls are all alike, I think it is sick of everyone of you
that you don't have anything better to do than hang around
in Kooks ville waiting for somebody dump their own troubles
in yer lap. You all being hungry Trolls leap into it with every
stupid insult you can think of.

The person who fed you is a moron, and an idiot. Who can't
fight his own battles so he calls on ya'll for help.

Kadaitcha Man

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Aug 23, 2008, 5:37:39 AM8/23/08
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Bruce, ye uninteresting ireful bastard, I will chastise thee, thy high
minded strumpet, ye gobbled:

TROLL!!!1! RUN AWAY!!!!1!

> I think it is sick of everyone of you
> that you don't have anything better to do than hang around
> in Kooks ville waiting for somebody dump their own troubles
> in yer lap.

So, what's bothering you today, Mike?

> You all being hungry Trolls leap into it with every
> stupid insult you can think of.
>
> The person who fed you is a moron, and an idiot. Who can't
> fight his own battles so he calls on ya'll for help.

This statement is false.

Bruce

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Aug 23, 2008, 5:46:21 AM8/23/08
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OH REALLY? Then where has ART run off to, now that he has
YOU to insult people FOR him?!? Art started this cross-post
but I notice he left it a very long time ago, when ya'll showed
up in his stead. Ya'll jest got used, and are apparently content
with it.

I don't know who is the bigger idiot, Art, or the Trolls he lured
in!

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

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Aug 23, 2008, 8:47:14 AM8/23/08
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On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:46:21 -0700, Bruce sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

> On Aug 23, 5:37 am, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>> Bruce, ye uninteresting ireful bastard, I will chastise thee, thy high
>> minded strumpet, ye gobbled:
>> > On Aug 23, 3:14 am, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>> >> Mark Earnest, ye musty quintessence of dust, hell is empty and all
>> >> the devils are here, ye rapped:
>> >> > "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...

>> >> >> Mark Earnest, ye big-bellied lord of folded arms, boy, ape,
>> >> >> braggart, jack, milksop!, ye chided:
>> >> >>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...

>> >> >>>> Mark Earnest, ye folly-fallen dull earth, thoe are not worth
>> >> >>>> another word, else I'd call you knave, ye decried:
>> >> >>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...

>> >> >>>>>> Mark Earnest, ye burr-headed past-saving slave, whose horrible
>> >> >>>>>> image doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my
>> >> >>>>>> ribs, ye elucidated:
>> >> >>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" wrote...

>> >> >>>>>>>> Mark Earnest, ye dankish long-staff sixpenny striker, here
>> >> >>>>>>>> comes those I have done good to against my will, ye carried
>> >> >>>>>>>> on:
>> >> >>>>>>>>> "Archie Leach" wrote...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> "Mark Earnest" wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>"Archie Leach" wrote...
>> > You Trolls are all alike,
>>
>> TROLL!!!1! RUN AWAY!!!!1!
>>
>> > I think it is sick of everyone of you that you don't have anything
>> > better to do than hang around in Kooks ville waiting for somebody
>> > dump their own troubles in yer lap.
>>
>> So, what's bothering you today, Mike?
>>
>> > You all being hungry Trolls leap into it with every stupid insult you
>> > can think of.
>>
>> > The person who fed you is a moron, and an idiot. Who can't fight his
>> > own battles so he calls on ya'll for help.
>>
>> This statement is false.
>
> OH REALLY? Then where has ART run off to, now that he has YOU to insult
> people FOR him?!? Art started this cross-post but I notice he left it a
> very long time ago, when ya'll showed up in his stead. Ya'll jest got
> used, and are apparently content with it.

YHBT(A). YHL(A). HTH, HAND. M.

> I don't know who is the bigger idiot, Art, or the Trolls he lured in!

Technically, it would be the guys who let themselves get trolled, lo
these many months ago.

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>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

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your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
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I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
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They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
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Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
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Art

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Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all dick
heads.

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Ignis Fatuus

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What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!

<looks around in indignation>
<notices no-one is taking any notice>
<moves quietly towards the door>

= IF

Bruce

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On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" <a...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all dick
> heads.

Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
other Idiot David Albans here in ARA

Cheers..

;-)

Bruce

Bruce

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On Aug 26, 8:35 pm, Bruce <cisco1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" <a...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all dick
> > heads.
>
> Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
> other Idiot David Albans here in ARA


Notice how Sycophant Art Deco fights to save his Master David Albans.
He is a liar, and totally deluded for sure. He doesn't wanna be
exposed
for what he is, and doesn't wanna expose his Master David Albans
either.

Ya'll remember David Albans, he is the Megalomaniac that appeared
in ya'lls newsgroup earlier.

Bruce

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Aug 27, 2008, 12:22:15 AM8/27/08
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On Aug 26, 10:54 pm, Bruce <cisco1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 26, 8:35 pm, Bruce <cisco1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" <a...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all dick
> > > heads.
>
> > Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
> > other Idiot David Albans here in ARA
>
> Notice how Sycophant Art Deco fights to save his Master David Albans.
> He is a liar, and totally deluded for sure. He doesn't wanna be
> exposed
> for what he is, and doesn't wanna expose his Master David Albans
> either.
>
> Ya'll remember David Albans, he is the Megalomaniac that appeared
> in ya'lls newsgroup earlier.
>

Art Deco is running for cover as I speak, he is spineless just like
his
Master David Albans is. They won't dare speak their idiot statements
in public, they are afraid to!

Snarky

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Aug 27, 2008, 4:53:22 AM8/27/08
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On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:15 -0700, Bruce wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Aug 26, 10:54 pm, Bruce wrote:
>> On Aug 26, 8:35 pm, Bruce wrote:

>> > On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" wrote:
>>
>> > > Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all
>> > > dick heads.
>>
>> > Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
>> > other Idiot David Albans here in ARA
>>
>> Notice how Sycophant Art Deco fights to save his Master David Albans. He
>> is a liar, and totally deluded for sure. He doesn't wanna be exposed
>> for what he is, and doesn't wanna expose his Master David Albans either.
>>
>> Ya'll remember David Albans, he is the Megalomaniac that appeared in
>> ya'lls newsgroup earlier.
>
> Art Deco is running for cover as I speak, he is spineless just like his
> Master David Albans is. They won't dare speak their idiot statements in
> public, they are afraid to!

Man, Art hasn't posted there in ages, and he still owns you hard.

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On Aug 27, 1:53 am, Snarky <popesna...@caballista.organ> wrote:
>
>
> Man, Art hasn't posted there in ages, and he still owns you hard.
>

Brucie has a thing for people with the name "Art." I'm not Art Deco,
but for some odd reason he wants to be my Lap-Dog. So much for trolls
wanting to start flame wars between news groups...

The other Art

Bruce

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Aug 27, 2008, 3:51:30 PM8/27/08
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Sure you are, you can deny it all you want, but yer a fool to do so.
Azure called you Art Deco a very long time ago and the name stuck.
WHY? cause you call yer self Art and DECOder2 also. Especially
when you wanna try and confuse people..

Allan has many more nyms, and Albans too!

Cheers..

;-)

Bruce

Bruce

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Aug 27, 2008, 3:56:31 PM8/27/08
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On Aug 27, 4:53 am, Snarky <popesna...@caballista.organ> wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:15 -0700, Bruce wrote these lies, denials,
> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>
>
>
> > On Aug 26, 10:54 pm, Bruce wrote:
> >> On Aug 26, 8:35 pm, Bruce wrote:
> >> > On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" wrote:
>
> >> > > Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group all
> >> > > dick heads.
>
> >> > Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
> >> > other Idiot David Albans here in ARA
>
> >> Notice how Sycophant Art Deco fights to save his Master David Albans. He
> >> is a liar, and totally deluded for sure. He doesn't wanna be exposed
> >> for what he is, and doesn't wanna expose his Master David Albans either.
>
> >> Ya'll remember David Albans, he is the Megalomaniac that appeared in
> >> ya'lls newsgroup earlier.
>
> > Art Deco is running for cover as I speak, he is spineless just like his
> > Master David Albans is. They won't dare speak their idiot statements in
> > public, they are afraid to!
>
> Man, Art hasn't posted there in ages, and he still owns you hard.

Sorry, but you must have missed him.

Cheers..

;-)

Bruce


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Decoder2

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Aug 27, 2008, 3:57:49 PM8/27/08
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Friend,
I'm not going to allow you to anger me anymore. Jesus is with me and
beside me. You can continue cursing me and others, but I will not
allow your anger to control my thoughts.
Please ask Jesus to come into your life~! Get rid of the anger in your
heart. I'm sorry your left you for a younger man, but really should
not take it out on others.

Walk with God, my friend~!

Art

Please stop saying Art Bell is crazy in other post.

Decoder2

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oops, I left out "your wife" You will get over the hurt~! Ask God to
help you..

Bruce

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Jest keep yer Master Albie out of the equation, and jest maybe
we can be friends. Go argue with Mark on yer own accord, but
if Albie starts to control you, good luck my friend.

P.S. you should not let anger to control you to begin with.
Nuff said..


Peace be with you all..

They call me Bruce

Art J Deco

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In rec.arts.drwho on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:39:15 -0700 (PDT), Decoder2
<deco...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Let's see if it works for me too.

My experience of watching attempts to instigate wars between
newsgroups is that usually I make some new net.friends and the
instigator of the war is laughed at.

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Peter J Ross

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In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:57:49 -0700 (PDT), Decoder2
<deco...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Friend,
> I'm not going to allow you to anger me anymore. Jesus is with me and
> beside me. You can continue cursing me and others, but I will not
> allow your anger to control my thoughts.
> Please ask Jesus to come into your life~! Get rid of the anger in your
> heart. I'm sorry your left you for a younger man, but really should
> not take it out on others.
>
> Walk with God, my friend~!
>
> Art
>
> Please stop saying Art Bell is crazy in other post.

Are you a Calvinistic Presbyterian? If not, Jesus probably isn't with
you, and if he's beside you he's probably about to stick a knife in
your ribs.

You heretics are scum. You'll all burn soon.

--
PJR :-)

The Demon of Mockery & Silliness

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Hail Eris! On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:56:31 -0700, Bruce sang, "If I were a
Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody,
blub...", and then randomly typed out:

> On Aug 27, 4:53 am, Snarky wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:15 -0700, Bruce wrote these lies, denials,
>> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> > On Aug 26, 10:54 pm, Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Aug 26, 8:35 pm, Bruce wrote:
>> >> > On Aug 24, 11:06 pm, "Art" wrote:
>>
>> >> > > Oh he is a fucking idiot, isn't he and he calls the Kooks group
>> >> > > all dick heads.
>>
>> >> > Hey everybody. meet Art Deco, the Idiot. He is a sycophant of that
>> >> > other Idiot David Albans here in ARA
>>
>> >> Notice how Sycophant Art Deco fights to save his Master David
>> >> Albans. He is a liar, and totally deluded for sure. He doesn't wanna
>> >> be exposed for what he is, and doesn't wanna expose his Master David
>> >> Albans either.
>>
>> >> Ya'll remember David Albans, he is the Megalomaniac that appeared in
>> >> ya'lls newsgroup earlier.
>>
>> > Art Deco is running for cover as I speak, he is spineless just like
>> > his Master David Albans is. They won't dare speak their idiot
>> > statements in public, they are afraid to!
>>
>> Man, Art hasn't posted there in ages, and he still owns you hard.
>
> Sorry, but you must have missed him.
>
> Cheers..
>
> ;-)

I can assure you right now -- Decoder ain't him. So you're co-owned by
Decoder and Art Deco.

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Art

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Hey Art,
Been awhile.. This Christian idiot (including Azure) been calling me-you for
a while.

Well it was nice been you, but I need to be myself. LMAO

Take Care
the other Art

"Art J Deco" <p...@example.invalid> wrote in message
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Art

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"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness"
<lola.stonewall....@meow.empire> wrote in message > I can assure
you right now -- Decoder ain't him. So you're co-owned by
> Decoder and Art Deco.
>

This bruce is just a troll trying to cause trouble

Art


Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:02:30 AM8/28/08
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Bruce wrote:
>
> On Aug 23, 3:14 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> > Mark Earnest, ye musty quintessence of dust, hell is empty and all the
> > devils are here, ye rapped:
> >
>
> The person who fed you is a moron, and an idiot. Who can't
> fight his own battles so he calls on ya'll for help.

YEP!!!!!!!!!!
Albie!
He doesn't believe Beowulf!
I am Beowulf!
This is "The Ale Hall of the Kings"!
Albie is Grendil, Deco is Mommy!

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:12:32 AM8/28/08
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Kadaitcha Man the uninteresting ireful bastard, high minded strumpet,

gobbled:
>
> > On Aug 23, 3:14 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >> Mark Earnest, ye musty quintessence of dust, hell is empty and all the
> >> devils are here, ye rapped:
> >>
> >>
> >> >>> Crazy is a relative term.

Sure is society has different views across the world.
People here think how nasty and crazy a person who stalks the streets
hunting people killing them and eating them, real nut case.
Yet go into the remote parts of the Amazons or Borneo and Society has a
different view!

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:13:36 AM8/28/08
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Bruce wrote:
>
>
> I don't know who is the bigger idiot, Art, or the Trolls he lured
> in!


ALBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Another Legal Figures!
Ms. Murkowski and friends are pissed right now.
She started the war with me, hired a professional litigant to tamper
with Consumer products to affect Interstate Commerce, then took the
Reigns for Elmendorf, where the COE is based.
Santaire had his hands full.
Steven's thinks he owns the World.
Young led the Charge to "Tell the People" they couldn't enact Term
Limits we voted in place.
Would prevent people like him from developing these "LONG TERM
Relations".
Yeah the kind he got Indicted for.

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:26:33 AM8/28/08
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Ignis Fatuus wrote:
>
> What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!

YEP, Warriors have it, others believe it myth!

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:33:21 AM8/28/08
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Snarky the foolish Brainwashed twit wrote:
>
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:15 -0700, Bruce wrote these lies,

No, Bruce called what he sees, you are quoting plagiarized garbage you
stole from others!

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:54:12 AM8/28/08
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Art J Deco wrote:
>

>
> Let's see if it works for me too.
>
> My experience of watching attempts to instigate wars between
> newsgroups is that usually I make some new net.friends and the
> instigator of the war is laughed at.

You are the Instigator, so you are the Joke!
>
>

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:56:49 AM8/28/08
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I am Not a Calvinist, Sethian, Jacobite, Macabe(?), maybe, but Doxie
Christian, no way!
I am the Beast!
The Ante Teachings are what I talk of.

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 3:57:57 AM8/28/08
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The Demon of Mockery & Silliness wrote:
>
> Hail Eris! On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:56:31 -0700, Bruce sang, "If I were a

> > Cheers..


> >
> > ;-)
>
> I can assure you right now -- Decoder ain't him. So you're co-owned by
> Decoder and Art Deco.
>
> -

I can assure you the only one "OWNED" is you and your clique!

Azure

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Aug 28, 2008, 4:02:38 AM8/28/08
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Art wrote:
>
> Hey Art,
> Been awhile.. This Christian idiot (including Azure) been calling me-you for
> a while.

No you are the Christian "IDIOT"!
Bigoted Liar to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only a Fool who lacks any education what so ever calls "THE BEAST/Satan"
a Jesus Freak!
ART been claiming to be Art Decoder for some time now, we did not pen
the nic he did!

Azure

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Good you are trolls who "have caused trouble" across the net.
Don't like your own games don't start the playing with people!

Snarky

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:22:01 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Another Legal Figures!
> Ms. Murkowski and friends are pissed right now. She started the war with
> me, hired a professional litigant to tamper with Consumer products to
> affect Interstate Commerce, then took the Reigns for Elmendorf, where the
> COE is based. Santaire had his hands full.
> Steven's thinks he owns the World.
> Young led the Charge to "Tell the People" they couldn't enact Term Limits
> we voted in place.
> Would prevent people like him from developing these "LONG TERM Relations".
> Yeah the kind he got Indicted for.

OK, there's the frothing k00k I remember!

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:26:33 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Ignis Fatuus wrote:
>>
>> What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!
>
> YEP, Warriors have it, others believe it myth!

Clarification for RADW: Yep, this is the same Azure who wrote:

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." <4556A926...@pharae.org>

Snarky

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Aug 28, 2008, 4:22:22 AM8/28/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:33:21 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:

No, I was quoting what they posted, just as I'm quoting what you just
posted now. Simple, no?

Snarky

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Aug 28, 2008, 4:24:17 AM8/28/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:57:57 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> The Demon of Mockery & Silliness wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:56:31 -0700, Bruce sang, "If I were a
>
>> > Cheers..
>> >
>> > ;-)
>>
>> I can assure you right now -- Decoder ain't him. So you're co-owned by
>> Decoder and Art Deco.
>
> I can assure you the only one "OWNED" is you and your clique!

Isn't he wacky, though?

Decoder2

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Aug 28, 2008, 11:51:17 AM8/28/08
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Azure,
Let Jesus into your life (not as a sex partner) and allow Jesus to
remove all that anger you have built up inside you be removed.

The other Art

Bruce

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Aug 28, 2008, 11:57:38 AM8/28/08
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Hey hows it hanging Art Deco, you cross posting baby Troll.
Nice of you to drop in.

Cheers..

;-)

Bruce

Decoder2

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Aug 28, 2008, 2:54:01 PM8/28/08
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On Aug 28, 8:57 am, Bruce <cisco1...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> Hey hows it hanging Art Deco, you cross posting baby Troll.
> Nice of you to drop in.

> Bruce

Gu Gu Ga Ga, not toooo complicated for you, is it?

hones...@centurytel.net

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"Decoder2" <deco...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2dfc5552-a3ce-4a03...@s20g2000prd.googlegroups.com...

The other Faggot named Art!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hi, Pedo Deco.

HJ


hones...@centurytel.net

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"Azure" <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote in message
news:4cmdnezPzL4r1yvV...@posted.gcicommunications...
> Albie is Grendil, Deco is a Pedo MoFo!

IAWTP !

HJ


hones...@centurytel.net

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"Decoder2" <deco...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c2c46363-de46-4854...@k36g2000pri.googlegroups.com...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Faggot Deco...


Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 2:40:24 AM8/30/08
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Snarky wrote:
>
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:22:01 -0800, Azure wrote these Truths, Factual Matters,
> Informed assertions, accurate presuppositions, and/or Visions from God:


> >
> > Another Legal Figures!
> > Ms. Murkowski and friends are pissed right now. She started the war with
> > me, hired a professional litigant to tamper with Consumer products to
> > affect Interstate Commerce,

Cellulose Insulation for the R2000 ICBO CONFERENCE!

then took the Reigns for Elmendorf, where the
> > COE is based. Santaire had his hands full.
> > Steven's thinks he owns the World.
> > Young led the Charge to "Tell the People" they couldn't enact Term Limits
> > we voted in place.
> > Would prevent people like him from developing these "LONG TERM Relations".
> > Yeah the kind he got Indicted for.
>
> OK, there's the frothing k00k I remember!

Yep the one who knows about Sarah Palin.
If she is so into ending Corruption, let her start with her own yard.
House Bill 154, was while she was mayor, it was her "Constituents" who
got screwed!
Why is she helping such Fraud to Continue, why is she supporting it and
financing it!


>
> --
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
> TEH USENETS

There is the Frothing KOOK 8I know, and can prove is Albies Sock Puppet!
Like Art the type to orally remove Albies Dingle Berries for dessert!

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 2:44:18 AM8/30/08
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Snarky the pile of crap left by Art Deco wrote:

>
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:26:33 -0800, Azure wrote these truths:
> > Ignis Fatuus wrote:
> >>
> >> What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > YEP, Warriors have it, others believe it myth!
>
> Clarification for RADW: Yep, this is the same Azure who wrote:
>
> "Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
> that way you know." <4556A926...@pharae.org>

One of Albies Shape Shifting Events.
Like I said there in the Servers and Falsifying Records!
I Never said such!
So you are a "LIAR"!
One who Alters Records to support himself even!
"April Fools", that you sure are!

Azure

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Snarky the Lying Troll Cross Posting Brainwashed Follower of Art Deco
wrote:

>
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:33:21 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> > Snarky the foolish Brainwashed twit wrote:
> >> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:22:15 -0700, Bruce wrote these lies,
> >
> > No, Bruce called what he sees, you are quoting plagiarized garbage you
> > stole from others!
>
> No, I was quoting what they posted, just as I'm quoting what you just
> posted now. Simple, no?


LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 2:47:57 AM8/30/08
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Snarky the Brainwashed fool wrote:

>
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:57:57 -0800, Azure wrote these truths:

> > The Demon of Mockery & Silliness wrote:
> >> Hail Eris! On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:56:31 -0700,

> >> > Cheers..
> >> >
> >> > ;-)
> >>
> >> I can assure you right now -- Decoder ain't him. So you're co-owned by
> >> Decoder and Art Deco.
> >
> > I can assure you the only one "OWNED" is you and your clique!
>

> Isn't I wacky, though?
>
> --

?? yes you sure are!

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 2:55:43 AM8/30/08
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Decoder2 wrote:
>
> On Aug 28, 1:02 am, Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> > Art wrote:
> >
> > > Hey Art,
> > > Been awhile.. This Christian idiot (including Azure) been calling me-you for
> > > a while.
> >
> > No you are the Christian "IDIOT"!
> > Bigoted Liar to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > Only a Fool who lacks any education what so ever calls "THE BEAST/Satan"
> > a Jesus Freak!
> > ART been claiming to be Art Decoder for some time now, we did not pen
> > the nic he did!
>
> Azure,
> Let Jesus into your life

From an Atheist like you what a Laugh!

You are a Gnostic Demon who hates Jesus and God!
I accepted Jesus long ago, but Jesus is not "GOD" therefore I do not
"Worship" him or any other "man", unlike you!

and allow Jesus to
> remove all that anger you have built up inside you be removed.

Sorry but Jesus is a Force of "GOD" like Rama, Krishna, Buddha, Apollo,
and so many others, that Force is "Justice"!!!
The Reason Man hates God!
God smacks the shit out of criminals like you and Albie!
Karma dud Karma, the Covenant of God, Jesus is said to have replaced!
Thou Shalt Not Kill is an Order!
Those who follow the Law know the Sword may Never be Pulled.
It is an irreversible act.
They after using the sword "ATONE" knowing they did wrong!
Those who don't understand, Swing the Sword with no Remorse, like "YOU"!

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 2:58:16 AM8/30/08
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baby "raping" Troll.

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 3:05:52 AM8/30/08
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Decoder2 wrote:
>
> On Aug 28, 8:57 am, Bruce <cisco1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Gu Gu Ga Ga, not toooo complicated for me, is it?


YES, it seems to be to complicated for you, "FORE SURE"!

Azure

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Aug 30, 2008, 3:26:34 AM8/30/08
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FOAMING, ROFLMFAO!

Azure

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I didn't actually say the last part but the sentiment is there!
IAWPT?

Azure

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Art is Mouldy Jester, he hasn't the Mental Capacity of Deco!

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

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On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:40:24 -0800, Azure did the cha-cha, and screamed:

> Snarky wrote:
>> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:22:01 -0800, Azure wrote these Truths, Factual
>> Matters, Informed assertions, accurate presuppositions, and/or Visions
>> from God:
>
>> > Another Legal Figures!
>> > Ms. Murkowski and friends are pissed right now. She started the war
>> > with me, hired a professional litigant to tamper with Consumer
>> > products to affect Interstate Commerce,
>
> Cellulose Insulation for the R2000 ICBO CONFERENCE!

...I have no words.

> then took the Reigns for Elmendorf, where the
>> > COE is based. Santaire had his hands full. Steven's thinks he owns the
>> > World.
>> > Young led the Charge to "Tell the People" they couldn't enact Term
>> > Limits we voted in place.
>> > Would prevent people like him from developing these "LONG TERM
>> > Relations". Yeah the kind he got Indicted for.
>>
>> OK, there's the frothing k00k I remember!
>
> Yep the one who knows about Sarah Palin. If she is so into ending
> Corruption, let her start with her own yard. House Bill 154, was while she
> was mayor, it was her "Constituents" who got screwed!
> Why is she helping such Fraud to Continue, why is she supporting it and
> financing it!

Hey, dude, I'm totally in tune about Sarah Palin. She's Dick Cheney with
tits, basically.

>> --
>> ________________________________________________________________________
>> Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 TEH USENETS
>
> There is the Frothing KOOK 8I know, and can prove is Albies Sock Puppet!
> Like Art the type to orally remove Albies Dingle Berries for dessert!

OK, guess I need to add another name to the lits of people identified as
moi, or as the "real" me.

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concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't
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"WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority
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being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or
financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have
mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy fuckers (kologamosis
with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it
were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or
brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace
or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic
fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women
were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also
disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and
Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask
yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was
easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it
was with a man the same age. He might as well have fucked a sheep or a
goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain
Jack an omnisexual, read complete wanker." -- Poutso kelftis on a
frothing rage, in Message-ID:
<5rKdnXHmXv_OxAza...@eclipse.net.uk>

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
May 12, 2008

"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>

"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>

"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit

that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com

"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

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On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:44:18 -0800, Azure did the cha-cha, and screamed:

ROFLMAO!!! Now you're trying to pass off that looniness onto David St.
Albans -- dude, that is way k00ky of you. Here, refute this:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.consciousness.mysticism/msg/
dc669275f89f1f27
http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit

And by this profile, too:

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?
enc_user=Alc_6Q8AAACXkiqEpQZ8sROXrWv9j1H1
http://tinyurl.com/OldAzureProfile

Path: g2news2.google.com!news3.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!
nntp.giganews.com!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!
newsfeed.freenet.de!feeder.news-service.com!138.199.65.86.MISMATCH!
sn-xt-ams-06!sn-xt-ams-03!sn-ams!sn-feed-ams-02!sn-post-ams-02!
sn-post-sjc-02!sn-post-sjc-01!supernews.com!corp.supernews.com!
not-for-mail
From: Azure <t...@pharae.org>
Newsgroups: alt.consciousness.mysticism,alt.religion.goddess,
alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,
alt.bible,alt.christnet
Subject: Re: Control Freaks & alt.alien.visitors Re: KotM NOMINATION: Re:
See waht I mean: PING FNVW: Still Undecided? Re: Sexist Azure
Excludes BoadiceainFavorofFictitiousBeowulf/ANWRagain
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:55:02 -0900
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Now, I, Snarky, do hereby declare you, Azure, AKA "Lady Azure", *SPNAKED*!

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getting them to do what you want."

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Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the

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"What are marijuana tablets?"

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:57 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:
> ?? yes you sure are!

Combining post-editing and IKYABWAI, how cute.

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________________________________________________________________________
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The God of Odd Statements
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Aug 30, 2008, 9:59:44 PM8/30/08
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Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:46:20 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:

You seem very excitable.

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Azure

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Aug 31, 2008, 12:33:29 AM8/31/08
to
The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>
> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:40:24 -0800, Azure did the cha-cha, and screamed:
> > Snarky wrote:
> >> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:22:01 -0800, Azure wrote these Truths, Factual
> >> Matters, Informed assertions, accurate presuppositions, and/or Visions
> >> from God:
> >
> >> > Another Legal Figures!
> >> > Ms. Murkowski and friends are pissed right now. She started the war
> >> > with me, hired a professional litigant to tamper with Consumer
> >> > products to affect Interstate Commerce,
> >
> > Cellulose Insulation for the R2000 ICBO CONFERENCE!
>
> ...I have no words.

Only your Bigotry ever speaks, you haven't a clue about me what so ever.
You simply "HATE FAGS"!

>

Azure

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Aug 31, 2008, 12:35:47 AM8/31/08
to
The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>
> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:44:18 -0800, Azure did the cha-cha, and screamed:
> > Snarky the pile of crap left by Art Deco wrote:
> >> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:26:33 -0800, Azure wrote these truths:
> >> > Ignis Fatuus wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >
> >> > YEP, Warriors have it, others believe it myth!
> >>
> >> Clarification for RADW: Yep, this is the same Azure who wrote:
> >>
> >> "Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
> >> that way you know." <4556A926...@pharae.org>
> >
> > One of Albies Shape Shifting Events.
> > Like I said there in the Servers and Falsifying Records! I Never said
> > such!
> > So you are a "LIAR"!
> > One who Alters Records to support himself even! "April Fools", that you
> > sure are!
>
> ROFLMAO!!! Now you're trying to pass off that looniness onto David St.
> Albans


No "PROVED IT" dip stick!!!!!!!
PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!

-- dude, that is way k00ky of you. Here, refute this:

You and your friends are the Virus Posters!

>
> http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit

Azure

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Aug 31, 2008, 12:57:34 AM8/31/08
to
Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>
> Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:57 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:
> > Snarky the Brainwashed fool wrote:
Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
> way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
> that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists.

I DO, STUPID FUCK!
I DO!
Found HUD and AHFC using illegal and unlicensed "CONTRACTORS" on State
and Federal Jobs!
Fixing things like Furnaces by throwing the Red Tag behind the unit, or
using High Schoolers as Subs in Haz Mat Removals with no Records!
Lisa Murkowski was part of an attempt to attack us by Tampering with
Consumer Products to effect Interstate Commerce.
Kind of like you try use the Hammer of Thor on Satu, she used the
MacDonalds to help the Campbells take away the rights of their own.
Got CIA operating Covert Bases on an Airport which was Negligently,
BUILT IN MY YARD!
Smile you are on Candid Camera!

Azure

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Aug 31, 2008, 12:58:48 AM8/31/08
to
Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>
> Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:46:20 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:
> > Snarky the Lying Troll Cross Posting Brainwashed Follower of Art Deco
> > wrote:
> >
> > LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> You seem very excitable.

"The Beast", is Noted for it!

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Aug 31, 2008, 5:46:50 AM8/31/08
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Hail Eris! On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:58:48 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:

You speak of yourself in the third person very often?

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Aug 31, 2008, 5:54:28 AM8/31/08
to
Hail Eris! On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:35:47 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:

> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:44:18 -0800, Azure did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> > Snarky the pile of crap left by Art Deco wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:26:33 -0800, Azure wrote these truths:
>> >> > Ignis Fatuus wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What A Flaming Nerve !!!!!!!!!!!
>> >> >
>> >> > YEP, Warriors have it, others believe it myth!
>> >>
>> >> Clarification for RADW: Yep, this is the same Azure who wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
>> >> that way you know." <4556A926...@pharae.org>
>> >
>> > One of Albies Shape Shifting Events.
>> > Like I said there in the Servers and Falsifying Records! I Never said
>> > such!
>> > So you are a "LIAR"!
>> > One who Alters Records to support himself even! "April Fools", that
>> > you sure are!
>>
>> ROFLMAO!!! Now you're trying to pass off that looniness onto David St.
>> Albans
>
> No "PROVED IT" dip stick!!!!!!!
> PROVED IT!!!!!!!!!!

You never did.

>> -- dude, that is way k00ky of you. Here, refute this:
>
> You and your friends are the Virus Posters!

I've never posted any virus except memetic ones.

>> http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit

Snarky

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Aug 31, 2008, 5:58:15 AM8/31/08
to
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:57:34 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Lola Stonewall Riot sigged:

All that, in response to a couple sentences from my .sig. So, what do you
make of Agamemnon?

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"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --
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<33km2419sg6fnq3sh...@4ax.com>

"You cognatatively challenged fool!" -- According to Agamemnon, Stephen
Wilson is, apparently, highly ignorant about cognates, and so is anyone
who dares to disagree with him, in Message-ID:
<Jvidnfyewe883sjV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" -- Owen Harper, "Dead Man
Walking", Torchwood (20/207)

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Aug 31, 2008, 6:02:43 AM8/31/08
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On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:33:29 -0800, Azure k'lamed:

Oh, sure I do.

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Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy
"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."

"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The
Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,
re-defines irony yet again.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life
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"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Old politicalcompass.org:
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
New political compass:
Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67
Odd. I seem to be swaying.

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

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"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

Azure

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Speak of the "People" in First Person about as much!

Azure

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Snarky wrote:
>
> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:57:34 -0800, Azure wrote these truths,

> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> > Lola Stonewall Riot sigged:
> >> Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:57 -0800, Azure frothed and
> >> foamed:
> >> > Snarky the Brainwashed fool wrote:
> > Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
> >> way you could identify me, only gets turned on for big-time terrorists.

Aryan Brotherhood has being working with the Justice Department claiming
I was one of their members, to set me up for almost 20 Years!
Bush talks about the "Nazi Gays", my Mother was an Ursa, Bear Shirts,
not Hitlers group, Beowulf's!
Arian not Aryan.
Children of the Arianhod!
The "Silver Wheel" of the Heavens!

> >
> > I DO, STUPID FUCK!
> > I DO!
> > Found HUD and AHFC using illegal and unlicensed "CONTRACTORS" on State
> > and Federal Jobs!
> > Fixing things like Furnaces by throwing the Red Tag behind the unit, or
> > using High Schoolers as Subs in Haz Mat Removals with no Records! Lisa
> > Murkowski was part of an attempt to attack us by Tampering with Consumer
> > Products to effect Interstate Commerce. Kind of like you try use the
> > Hammer of Thor on Satu, she used the MacDonalds to help the Campbells
> > take away the rights of their own. Got CIA operating Covert Bases on an
> > Airport which was Negligently, BUILT IN MY YARD! Smile you are on Candid
> > Camera!

Can't put a penny thought in a brick wall!
Your to thick!

The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton

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Hail Eris! On Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:49:49 -0800, Azure sang, "If I were a
Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody,
blub...", and then randomly typed out:

> Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:58:48 -0800, Azure frothed and foamed:
>> > Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>> >> Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:46:20 -0800, Azure frothed and
>> >> foamed:
>> >> > Snarky the Lying Troll Cross Posting Brainwashed Follower of Art
>> >> > Deco wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> >>
>> >> You seem very excitable.
>> >
>> > "The Beast", is Noted for it!
>>
>> You speak of yourself in the third person very often?
>
> Speak of the "People" in First Person about as much!

I see. Kadaitcha Man is not wrong when he pegs you as a "fucking mad
cunt."

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Azure

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"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>
> Hail Eris!

Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
Nothing but from Bigots like you!

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

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On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

> "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>>
>> Hail Eris!
>
> Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!

YES!

> Nothing but from Bigots like you!

You are deeply stwange.

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________________________________________________________________________
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Benedict Snodgrass Jr., Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069
Official Chung Demon
Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21


Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.
"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and
air conditioning"

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping
the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W.
Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

Things We(TINW) Didn't Need To Know About Icebreaker, #5:
"I expose myself all the time" Message-ID:
<_S_9k.117$kw3...@newsfe06.lga>

"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: <45E22F00...@yahoo.com>

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0

"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?

"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker

The Doctor

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In article <H9SdnYEZc7Y8_F7V...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Out you go!
--
Member - Liberal International
This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising!
USA petition for dissolution of your nation!

Azure

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Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
>
> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
> >>
> >> Hail Eris!
> >
> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
>
> YES!
>
> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
>
> You are deeply stwange.
>

YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!

The Doctor

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In article <EqCdnTthq9ofqFbV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:


OddBalls!


--
Member - Liberal International
This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca

God, Queen and country! Beware Anti-Christ rising! Canada vote anything but
Conservative on 14 OCt 2008, join us at http://www.harpocrit.ca .

Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.

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Please keep your body abnormalities to yourself we are not interested

--
Socrates taught his students that the pursuit of truth can only begin once
they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous

.

"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message
news:gag9pe$1po$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...

Snarky

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On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:

"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.

>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
>> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Hail Eris!
>> >
>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
>>
>> YES!
>>
>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
>>
>> You are deeply stwange.
>
> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!

Deeply, deeply stwange.

--
________________________________________________________________________


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TEH USENETS BULLIE
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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
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"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --

The Doctor

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In article <pan.2008.09.14....@jm.ck.poee.kothask.dsocpl.eothidiautp.hcnb.ggghd.bcb.cem.fi>,

Snarky <snar...@telus.ca> wrote:
>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
>
>"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.
>
>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
>>> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> Hail Eris!
>>> >
>>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> YES!
>>>
>>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
>>>
>>> You are deeply stwange.
>>
>> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
>
>Deeply, deeply stwange.
>

Describing your trolling self are you
orderly discordian?

Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.

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You are the crossposting TROLL

--
Socrates taught his students that the pursuit of truth can only begin once
they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous

.

"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message

news:gaivoo$7ph$2...@gallifrey.nk.ca...
> In article
<pan.2008.09.14....@jm.ck.poee.kothask.dsocpl.eothidiautp.hcnb.g

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion

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On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:23:52 +0000, The Doctor attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:

> Snarky wrote:
>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
>>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
>>
>>"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.
>>
>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Hail Eris!
>>>> >
>>>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> YES!
>>>>
>>>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
>>>>
>>>> You are deeply stwange.
>>>
>>> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
>>
>>Deeply, deeply stwange.
>
> Describing your trolling self are you orderly discordian?

IKYABWAI-by-proxy, and supporting a k00k with much more recognition from
AUK...

--
________________________________________________________________________
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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe


Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16


Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."

"these trolls are frustrated youngsters with serious psychic problems."
-- a web version of Alexa Cameron, named Adrian.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6z5zym

"The fact that you are trying to defend the proselytisation of
homosexuality shows that RTG is making you turn gay step by step,
whereas I have been able to resist his sexual brainwashing. If you watch
series 2 of Torchwood you might even become a fully fledged mincer
yourself, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy." -- Yes, Aggie means
Russell T. "Gayvies". Message-ID:
<tO6dnYP81-E-cATY...@pipex.net>

Official Chung Demon

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8

George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on


outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

The Doctor

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In article <pan.2008.09.15....@teh.usenets.bullie>,

Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion <way....@oh.yeah> wrote:
>On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:23:52 +0000, The Doctor attempted to confuse the
>issue further by squeaking:
>> Snarky wrote:
>>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
>>>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
>>>
>>>"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.
>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>>>>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Hail Eris!
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> YES!
>>>>>
>>>>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
>>>>>
>>>>> You are deeply stwange.
>>>>
>>>> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
>>>
>>>Deeply, deeply stwange.
>>
>> Describing your trolling self are you orderly discordian?
>
>IKYABWAI-by-proxy, and supporting a k00k with much more recognition from
>AUK...
>

You are a ko0k!

Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.

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Sep 15, 2008, 9:49:14 AM9/15/08
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Now there are two of you

--
Socrates taught his students that the pursuit of truth can only begin once
they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous

.

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Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:12:20 AM9/16/08
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The Doctor wrote:
>
> In article <EqCdnTthq9ofqFbV...@posted.gcicommunications>,
> Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> >Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
> >> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Hail Eris!
> >> >
> >> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> YES!
> >>
> >> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
> >>
> >> You are deeply stwange.
> >>
> >
> >YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
>
> OddBalls!

YEP!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:12:49 AM9/16/08
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"Top Poster." wrote:
>
> Please keep your body abnormalities to yourself we are not interested

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:16:52 AM9/16/08
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narky of the Flamish Imposition wrote these lies, denials,

> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>

>
> Deeply, deeply stwange.
>

> >
> > YEP, Strangers to White Boys like you!
________________________________________________________________
> Fuck Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
> TEH USENETS BULLIE

Apt Self Description their Narky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:24:52 AM9/16/08
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The Doctor wrote:
>
> In article <pan.2008.09.14....@jm.ck.poee.kothask.dsocpl.eothidiautp.hcnb.ggghd.bcb.cem.fi>,
> Snarky <snar...@telus.ca> wrote:
> >On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
> >arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> >> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
> >
> >"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.
> >
> >>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
> >>> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Hail Eris!
> >>> >
> >>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
> >>>
> >>> YES!
> >>>
> >>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
> >>>
> >>> You are deeply stwange.
> >>
> >> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
> >
> >Deeply, deeply stwange.
> >
>
> Describing your trolling self are you
> orderly discordian?


Yep he sure is!!!!!!!!!!!

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:41:21 AM9/16/08
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Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:

You just fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:47:12 AM9/16/08
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The Doctor wrote:
>
> In article <pan.2008.09.15....@teh.usenets.bullie>,
> Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion <way....@oh.yeah> wrote:
> >On Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:23:52 +0000, The Doctor attempted to confuse the
> >issue further by squeaking:
> >> Snarky wrote:
> >>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:49:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,
> >>>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> >>>> Cardinal Snarfy of the Flamish Imposition wrote:
> >>>
> >>>"Snarfy"? "Snarfy"??? I never snarf.
> >>>
> >>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:19:53 -0800, Azure sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
> >>>>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> >>>>> > "The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton" wrote:
> >>>>> >>
> >>>>> >> Hail Eris!
> >>>>> >
> >>>>> > Goddess of Discord!!!!!!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> YES!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> > Nothing but from Bigots like you!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> You are deeply stwange.
> >>>>
> >>>> YEP, Strangers are to White Boys like you!
> >>>
> >>>Deeply, deeply stwange.
> >>
> >> Describing your trolling self are you orderly discordian?
> >
> >IKYABWAI-by-proxy, and supporting a k00k with much more recognition from
> >AUK...
> >
>
> You are a ko0k!
>

That is forsure!
>

Azure

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Sep 16, 2008, 2:47:51 AM9/16/08
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Maybe!

Snarky

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Sep 16, 2008, 4:24:32 AM9/16/08
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On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:16:52 -0800, Azure wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Snarky of the Flamish Imposition wrote these lies, denials,

>> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>
>> Deeply, deeply stwange.
>
>> > YEP, Strangers to White Boys like you!
> ________________________________________________________________
>> Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 TEH USENETS

>> BULLIE
>
> Apt Self Description their Narky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're very excitable.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
TEH USENETS BULLIE

The Doctor

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:00:31 AM9/16/08
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In article <AN6dnc24Ts7-1lLV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

F1aming k00ks.

The Doctor

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:00:55 AM9/16/08
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In article <AN6dncy4Ts4d1lLV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Top Poster is a nark.

The Doctor

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:01:30 AM9/16/08
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In article <8aidnQ7gidHO01LV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:

Bit of irony in that comment.

The Doctor

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:01:54 AM9/16/08
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In article <iemdnTmLTo4SzlLV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:

Azure, what do you like about Doctor Who?

The Doctor

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In article <iemdnTiLTo4rzlLV...@posted.gcicommunications>,

Azure <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:

Top Poster earns itself the Golden Killfile!

Commander Gideon

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:23:59 AM9/16/08
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Playing well for Chelsea though!


Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:04:37 AM9/16/08
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You are the cross posting TROLL

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they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous

.

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Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.

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Sep 16, 2008, 7:03:38 AM9/16/08
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If only you knew how to set up a killfile

--
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they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous

.

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