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Snarky

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Aug 23, 2008, 10:51:50 PM8/23/08
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On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:

> ...for a while.
>
> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to West
> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>
> Buh bye.

I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.

Oh, and g'bye.

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Aratzio

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Aug 23, 2008, 11:12:48 PM8/23/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:51:50 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Snarky <popes...@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>obfuscations:
>
>> ...for a while.
>>
>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to West
>> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>>
>> Buh bye.
>
>I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
>
>Oh, and g'bye.

Door, ass, inteface, failure to connect.

The Doctor

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Aug 24, 2008, 9:52:40 AM8/24/08
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In article <mck1b4hjoeoer1eee...@4ax.com>,

Sums it up nicely.
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Aratzio

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:52:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) got double
secret probation for writing:

>In article <mck1b4hjoeoer1eee...@4ax.com>,
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:51:50 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>Snarky <popes...@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>obfuscations:
>>>
>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>
>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to West
>>>> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>>>>
>>>> Buh bye.
>>>
>>>I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
>>>
>>>Oh, and g'bye.
>>
>>Door, ass, inteface, failure to connect.
>
>Sums it up nicely.


Well?

The Doctor

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:19:16 PM8/24/08
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In article <3u33b4desig5qd5sd...@4ax.com>,

Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:52:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>alt.usenet.kooks, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) got double
>secret probation for writing:
>
>>In article <mck1b4hjoeoer1eee...@4ax.com>,
>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:51:50 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>Snarky <popes...@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
>>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>>obfuscations:
>>>>
>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>
>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to West
>>>>> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>>>>>
>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>
>>>>I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, and g'bye.
>>>
>>>Door, ass, inteface, failure to connect.
>>
>>Sums it up nicely.
>
>
>Well?

Snarky is a wit!

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

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Aug 24, 2008, 7:53:35 PM8/24/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a beady
eye, and foamed wildly:
> "Clogwog" wrote:
>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

>>>
>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>
>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>> West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll
>>>> post.
>>>>
>>>> Buh bye.
>>>
>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>
>> Secconded!
>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>
> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all of
> you stupid trolls kicked of the internet
> this forum is a mess just look at it
> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems
> bunch of juvenile idiots

Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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ah

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The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a beady
> eye, and foamed wildly:
>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>
>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>
>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>>> West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll
>>>>> post.
>>>>>
>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>
>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>
>>> Secconded!
>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>
>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all of
>> you stupid trolls kicked of the internet
>> this forum is a mess just look at it
>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems
>> bunch of juvenile idiots
>
> Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*plonk*
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Snarky

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Aug 24, 2008, 10:54:36 PM8/24/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:19:16 +0000, The Doctor wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Aratzio wrote:
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:52:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>>alt.usenet.kooks, The Doctor got double secret probation for writing:

>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:51:50 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>Snarky got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
>>>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>>>obfuscations:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>>>> West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll
>>>>>> post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>
>>>>>I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, and g'bye.
>>>>
>>>>Door, ass, inteface, failure to connect.
>>>
>>>Sums it up nicely.
>>
>>Well?
>
> Snarky is a wit!

I won't disagree.

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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:45:07 -0400, ah did most oddly state:

*plonk*

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Colin McKenzie

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In article <3u33b4desig5qd5sd...@4ax.com>, "Aratzio"
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:52:40 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) got double
> secret probation for writing:
>
>>In article <mck1b4hjoeoer1eee...@4ax.com>,
>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:51:50 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>Snarky <popes...@caballista.organ> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:12:01 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
>>>>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>>obfuscations:
>>>>
>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>
>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>>> West
>>>>> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>>>>>
>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>
>>>>I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, and g'bye.
>>>
>>>Door, ass, inteface, failure to connect.
>>
>>Sums it up nicely.
>
>
> Well?
>

yet another asshole troll
this is a computer support forum asshole
not a CHAT ROOM
get lost if you cant help

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Peter J Ross

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:35:26 AM8/25/08
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In alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:24:47 -0400, Colin McKenzie
<cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

> yet another asshole troll
> this is a computer support forum asshole
> not a CHAT ROOM
> get lost if you cant help

What do you want help with?


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In article <slrngb4v6...@pjr.motzarella.org>, "Peter J Ross"
<p...@example.invalid> wrote:

when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid
dog search instead of going to my folders

morgan mair fheal

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Aug 25, 2008, 6:15:43 AM8/25/08
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In article <6hfdf5F...@mid.individual.net>,
"Colin McKenzie" <cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

dont use explorer

using microsoft is its own punishment

arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven

Snarky

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Aug 25, 2008, 6:22:01 AM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:16:06 -0400, Colin McKenzie wrote these lies,

denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> "Clogwog" wrote:
>> "Colin McKenzie" schreef...
>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>> "Colin McKenzie" schreef...

>>>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return
>>>>>>>> to West
>>>>>>>> Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll post.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Secconded!
>>>>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all
>>>>> of you stupid trolls kicked of the internet
>>>>
>>>> Contact ab...@bananasplit.info

>>>>
>>>>> this forum is a mess just look at it
>>>>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems
>>>>> bunch of juvenile idiots
>>>>
>>>> Your invitation to have *** with juveniles is noted, you may *** off
>>>> and die now!
>>>
>>> X-Abuse-Contact: ab...@bananasplit.info kiss your internet byebye
>>
>> Thanks, internet sucks anyway!
>>
>>> your being watched and dealt with
>>> troll
>>
>> Compliment taken!
>
> asshole troll
> you cant write to me like this
> im retired military
> you will be dealt with

Ooh, we(tinw) got us(tinu) a live one, here!

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Snarky

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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:31:09 -0400, Colin McKenzie wrote these lies,

denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> "The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" wrote:
>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a beady
>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>>>> West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll
>>>>>> post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>
>>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>>
>>>> Secconded!
>>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>>
>>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all
>>> of you stupid trolls kicked of the internet this forum is a mess just
>>> look at it
>>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems bunch of
>>> juvenile idiots
>>
>> Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>
> asshole
> cant see the message now for this signature crap you are violating the
> laws of the internet look at all these forums?
> i cant send
> error 437 crosspost voilation
> i fixed you asshole

You do realise you just x-poasted your whine to alt.fucknozzles, right?

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Peter J Ross

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In rec.arts.drwho on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:47:22 -0400, Colin McKenzie
<cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

> In article <slrngb4v6...@pjr.motzarella.org>, "Peter J Ross"
> <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
>> What do you want help with?
>

> when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid
> dog search instead of going to my folders

This is a known bug. There's a fix here:
<http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8aqn>

Ignis Fatuus

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Aug 25, 2008, 8:28:38 AM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:47:22 -0400, "Colin McKenzie"
<cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

>In article <slrngb4v6...@pjr.motzarella.org>, "Peter J Ross"
><p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
>> In alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:24:47 -0400, Colin McKenzie
>> <cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:
>>
>>> yet another asshole troll
>>> this is a computer support forum asshole
>>> not a CHAT ROOM
>>> get lost if you cant help
>>
>> What do you want help with?
>>
>>
>> --
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>>
>when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid
>dog search instead of going to my folders

Click the VIEW Menu, Choose EXPLORER BAR and tick FOLDERS instead of
SEARCH.

= IF

Aratzio

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Aug 25, 2008, 10:27:27 AM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:22:01 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Snarky
<popes...@caballista.organ> bloviated:

Nope, looks like a smelly one.

§ñühwØ£f

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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:22:01 +0000, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
following claims :

K00ks spring eternal?
:)


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can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
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relic

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Aug 25, 2008, 11:53:38 AM8/25/08
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Colin McKenzie wrote:
>>
> when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid
> dog search instead of going to my folders

Hundreds of listed fixes for that. Search Doug's or Kelly's sites. And,
don't act like an asshole from now on.


Archie Leach

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Aug 25, 2008, 12:07:49 PM8/25/08
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"relic" <rel...@cjb.net> wrote:


You just crossed the line.

Colin McKenzie is going to personally get you kicked off the intarwebs
now.

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Aug 25, 2008, 4:49:46 PM8/25/08
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Hail Eris! On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:27:27 -0700, Aratzio frothed and
foamed:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:22:01 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Snarky bloviated:

Well, yes, but he's /way/ k00ky.

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Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

ah

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Aug 25, 2008, 9:17:37 PM8/25/08
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The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:45:07 -0400, ah did most oddly state:
>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a beady
>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return to
>>>>>>> West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city I'll
>>>>>>> post.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Secconded!
>>>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>>>
>>>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all
>>>> of you stupid trolls kicked of the internet this forum is a mess just
>>>> look at it
>>>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems bunch of
>>>> juvenile idiots
>>>
>>> Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>
>> *plonk*
>
> *plonk*

*plonk*
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ah

ah

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Aug 25, 2008, 9:18:42 PM8/25/08
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I think 'realise' is the hallmark of this transaction.
--
ah

Damian

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Maybe this will help you:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise


Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:17:37 -0400, ah sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

*plonk*

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Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping
the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W.
Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

Things We(TINW) Didn't Need To Know About Icebreaker, #5:
"I expose myself all the time" Message-ID:
<_S_9k.117$kw3...@newsfe06.lga>

"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID: <45E22F00...@yahoo.com>

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0

"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?

"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker

ah

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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

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Aug 25, 2008, 11:21:21 PM8/25/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:47:33 -0700, Damian sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

Poor misunderstood me, always trying to help teh kl00less, and never
appreciated.

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Colin McKenzie

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Aug 26, 2008, 4:58:20 AM8/26/08
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In article <slrngb53p...@pjr.motzarella.org>, "Peter J Ross"
<p...@example.invalid> wrote:

> In rec.arts.drwho on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:47:22 -0400, Colin McKenzie
> <cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <slrngb4v6...@pjr.motzarella.org>, "Peter J Ross"
>> <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> What do you want help with?
>>
>> when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid
>> dog search instead of going to my folders
>
> This is a known bug. There's a fix here:
> <http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8aqn>
>
>
> --
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>

i get up early for work and look what i found
another asshole troll
i trusted you buddy and this is my payment?

Colin McKenzie

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Aug 26, 2008, 5:00:25 AM8/26/08
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In article
<mair_fheal-AC551...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net>, "morgan
mair fheal" <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

asshole troll
a new kill filter for you

Colin McKenzie

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Aug 26, 2008, 5:08:55 AM8/26/08
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In article <24ra32....@news.alt.net>, "relic" <rel...@cjb.net>
wrote:

idiot asshole troll
search dougs site
a kill filter for you too

morgan mair fheal

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Aug 26, 2008, 5:49:20 AM8/26/08
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In article <6hhv1mF...@mid.individual.net>,
"Colin McKenzie" <cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

you can firefox for windows

Colin McKenzie

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Aug 26, 2008, 5:49:47 AM8/26/08
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In article <6hhuu3F...@mid.individual.net>, "Colin McKenzie"
<cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

you assholes all have been reported to the authorities
now your infor it asshole trolls
you will be band

Naked Gonad

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Aug 26, 2008, 6:09:46 AM8/26/08
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What, a rock n roll band?

Gonad

Snarky

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Aug 26, 2008, 6:36:51 AM8/26/08
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On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:09:46 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials,

arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Colin McKenzie wrote:
>> "Colin McKenzie" wrote:

>>> "Peter J Ross" wrote:
>>>> In rec.arts.drwho on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:47:22 -0400, Colin McKenzie
>>>> wrote:

>>>>> "Peter J Ross" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> What do you want help with?
>>>>> when i start explorer it comes up with the stupid dog search instead
>>>>> of going to my folders
>>>> This is a known bug. There's a fix here:
>>>> <http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8aqn>
>>>
>>> i get up early for work and look what i found another asshole troll
>>> i trusted you buddy and this is my payment?
>>
>> you assholes all have been reported to the authorities now your infor it
>> asshole trolls
>> you will be band
>
> What, a rock n roll band?

I think he's saying we(tinw) will all be headbands. Well, at least he's
recycling.

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peachy ashie passion

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I think he means jazz.

Aratzio

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Aug 26, 2008, 9:50:25 PM8/26/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:45:58 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

He sure as fuck don't mean GAWDS ONLY MUSIC, the blues.

BTW, WTF is jazz?

peachy ashie passion

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Aug 26, 2008, 10:02:36 PM8/26/08
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It's the stuff that snooty sax players play.

Or alternately, the name of my chihuahua.

Aratzio

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Aug 26, 2008, 10:27:32 PM8/26/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:02:36 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

My 82 years old mother has a yapfest, chihuahua, Taco Bill.

Fuck me I want to kick that dog, just for its name alone.

relic

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Aug 26, 2008, 11:04:14 PM8/26/08
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Aratzio wrote:
>
> BTW, WTF is jazz?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZFnyXwlV4


peachy ashie passion

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Aug 26, 2008, 11:43:45 PM8/26/08
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Don't kick him for it, he didn't choose the name!

Colin McKenzie

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Aug 27, 2008, 6:56:13 AM8/27/08
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In article <tqe9b4dns8qbqt6vn...@4ax.com>, "Aratzio"
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>>> He sure as *** don't mean *** ONLY MUSIC, the blues.
>>>
>>> BTW, WTF is jazz?
>>
>> It's the stuff that snooty *** players play.


>>
>> Or alternately, the name of my chihuahua.
>
> My 82 years old mother has a yapfest, chihuahua, Taco Bill.
>

> *** me I want to kick that dog, just for its name alone.
>
proof you have behavior disorder
you need to commit suicide asshole troll because
your going to be run off the internet

Colin McKenzie

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Aug 27, 2008, 6:58:22 AM8/27/08
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In article <R34tk.824$5C.245@trnddc02>, "peachy ashie passion"
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

get out of here asshole troll
check yourself into a mental hospital
i came here for help
GO AWAY
ALL OF YOU

Peter J Ross

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Aug 27, 2008, 8:02:52 AM8/27/08
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In rec.arts.drwho on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:49:47 -0400, Colin McKenzie
<cmck...@florida.usa.com> wrote:

> you assholes all have been reported to the authorities

We *are* the authorities.

> now your infor it asshole trolls
> you will be band

Does that mean we'll be performing "Doctor in Distress"?

Aratzio

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Aug 27, 2008, 11:07:45 AM8/27/08
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On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:04:14 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
<rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>> BTW, WTF is jazz?
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZFnyXwlV4
>

HAH, i won't open Kman links, why would I open yours? Huh huh huh????

relic

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Aug 27, 2008, 1:42:00 PM8/27/08
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Because *I* am the nicest guy on the planet. (That should have been
obvious.)


Aratzio

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Aug 27, 2008, 1:56:02 PM8/27/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:56:13 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Colin
McKenzie" <cmck...@florida.usa.com> bloviated:

yes yes yes
Like we've never seen this troll before, how original.

Aratzio

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Aug 27, 2008, 2:23:20 PM8/27/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:42:00 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
<rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:04:14 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
>> <rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>> BTW, WTF is jazz?
>>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZFnyXwlV4
>>>
>>
>> HAH, i won't open Kman links, why would I open yours? Huh huh huh????
>
>Because *I* am the nicest guy on the planet. (That should have been
>obvious.)
>

And I have some land a few miles east of Miami.

relic

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Aug 27, 2008, 2:24:32 PM8/27/08
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Nice. Is it for sale?


Aratzio

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Aug 27, 2008, 2:29:39 PM8/27/08
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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:24:32 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
<rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:

Damn, right, given the current mortgage it is under water.

relic

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Aug 27, 2008, 4:15:11 PM8/27/08
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Aratzio wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:24:32 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
> <rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:
>
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:42:00 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
>>> <rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:04:14 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
>>>>> <rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW, WTF is jazz?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CZFnyXwlV4
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> HAH, i won't open Kman links, why would I open yours? Huh huh
>>>>> huh????
>>>>
>>>> Because *I* am the nicest guy on the planet. (That should have been
>>>> obvious.)
>>>>
>>>
>>> And I have some land a few miles east of Miami.
>>
>> Nice. Is it for sale?
>>
>
> Damn, right, given the current mortgage it is under water.

Ocean View. Atlantis at your front door.
Sounds wonderful.


Aratzio

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:15:11 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, "relic"
<rel...@cjb.net> bloviated:

All the fish you can catch with your teeth.

The Demon of Mockery & Silliness

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Hail Eris! On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:58:22 -0400, "Colin McKenzie" sang, "If
I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:

> "peachy ashie passion" wrote:
>> Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:02:36 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> peachy ashie passion got double secret probation for writing:

>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:45:58 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>> peachy ashie passion got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>> Colin McKenzie wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Colin McKenzie" wrote:

>>>>>>>>> "Peter J Ross" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> In rec.arts.drwho on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:47:22 -0400, Colin
>>>>>>>>>> McKenzie wrote:

Or else what?

peachy ashie passion

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oh, look, now _I'M_ called a troll.

I blame you, Aratzio.

ah

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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:17:37 -0400, ah sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:45:07 -0400, ah did most oddly state:
>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a
>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>>>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return
>>>>>>>>> to West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city
>>>>>>>>> I'll post.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Secconded!
>>>>>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get all
>>>>>> of you stupid trolls kicked of the internet this forum is a mess just
>>>>>> look at it
>>>>>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems bunch of
>>>>>> juvenile idiots
>>>>>
>>>>> Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>>
>>> *plonk*
>>
>> *plonk*
>
> *plonk*

*plonk*
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ah

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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:47:33 -0700, Damian sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

> didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> ah wrote:
>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:31:09 -0400, Colin McKenzie wrote these lies,

>>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>>> obfuscations:
>>>>> "The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin McKenzie fixed me with a
>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> "Clogwog" wrote:
>>>>>>>> "John Holmes" schreef...
>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ...for a while.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> My visit back to Oz is over for now. The time has come to return
>>>>>>>>>> to West Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a hotel in the city
>>>>>>>>>> I'll post.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Buh bye.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Have a good time, mate.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Secconded!
>>>>>>>> <I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey will take the next flight> ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> this is way offtopic and posted to too many forums i am going get
>>>>>>> all of you stupid trolls kicked of the internet this forum is a mess
>>>>>>> just look at it
>>>>>>> its supposed to be for helping people with conputer problems bunch
>>>>>>> of juvenile idiots
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Translation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> asshole
>>>>> cant see the message now for this signature crap you are violating the
>>>>> laws of the internet look at all these forums? i cant send
>>>>> error 437 crosspost voilation
>>>>> i fixed you asshole
>>>>
>>>> You do realise you just x-poasted your whine to alt.fucknozzles, right?
>>>
>>> I think 'realise' is the hallmark of this transaction.
>>
>> Maybe this will help you:
>> http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise
>
> Poor misunderstood me, always trying to help teh kl00less, and never
> appreciated.

How did you become so selfless?
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Snarky

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:36:34 -0400, ah wrote these lies, denials, arrogant

assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:

*plonk*

Snarky

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:37:13 -0400, ah wrote these lies, denials, arrogant

Talent, my boy, sheer talent.

ah

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*plonk*
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ah

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Smoking is bad for your health.
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Aratzio

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On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:54:43 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Snarky
<popes...@caballista.organ> bloviated:

Especially the type of talent induced with electrodes.

Snarky

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On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:29:47 -0400, ah wrote these lies, denials, arrogant

So I always try to avoid burning buildings.

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Hail Eris! On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:18:49 -0700, Aratzio frothed and
foamed:
> On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:54:43 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Snarky bloviated:

I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.

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________________________________________________________________________
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Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

Aratzio

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On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:20:55 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Lola Stonewall
Riot <me...@popesnarky.argh> bloviated:

BBSZZZZZTTTTTT
Wot?

(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)

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All Hail Fluffy! On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:19:21 -0700, Aratzio whined:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:20:55 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Lola Stonewall Riot

I said <little louder>, "I REFUSE TO RESPOND TO THIS OBVIOUS TROLL."

Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:50:47 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, (¯`·.¸Teh
Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯) <BiGWhi...@yahoo.com>
bloviated:

<Turns up voltage>
BBBBBBSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT
wot?

ah

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You must have caring parents.
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ah

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I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.
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Lola Stonewall Riot

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:03:49 -0400, ah frothed and foamed:

I've never been asphyxiated to death yet! Much to the dismay of my fan
club.

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Lola Stonewall Riot

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:01:28 -0700, Aratzio frothed and foamed:

I _said_ <shouting>, "I *REFUSE* TO RESPOND TO THIS _OBVIOUS_ TROLL!"

Lola Stonewall Riot

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Hail Eris! On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:29:07 -0400, ah frothed and foamed:

*plonk*

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The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

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On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:04:51 -0400, ah fixed me with a beady eye, and

I refuse to respond to this obvious t0rll.

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Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
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COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18


Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"

"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."

"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as fucking
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_V...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/
Q: Who is eligible for a COOSN?

A: Kookologists with 10 or more verifiable UV points may exchange these
points for a Cabal Obsidian Order Sombrero Number.

Q: Who is *not* eligible for a COOSN?

A: Certified net.kooks; notorious net.cretins; terminally clueless
fuckwits; previous winners of kook-awards, unless an official pardon has
been granted by the FNVW.

Q: How do I apply for a COOSN?

A: Make a Usenet post to alt.usenet.kooks (crossposting to your favourite
newsgroups is acceptable); to ensure that the FNVW actually sees your
request, try to use either of the following formats for the subject line:

[COOSN Application] Your name (or best known handle) here
[COOSN Request] Your name (or best known handle) here

Please provide a list of 10 UV points - along with verifiable evidence for
each point wherever possible.

Q: Can one Kookologist nominate *another* Kookologist for a COOSN?

A: Yes, but the proposer should supply a verifiable list of 10 UV points
for the nominee at the time of the nomination. Also, the nominee must
accept the nomination before a COOSN is issued.

Q: What happens if my Sombrero Number application is refused by the FNVW?

A: The Office of Darth Bawl is always looking for new candidates. Nuff
said.

Q: What are "UV points"?
1. Threats of violence, especially death. (one point per kook)
2. Lists, i.e. *real* lists, not just mentions of two or three names in
the same post. One list per kook, unless the lists are clearly meant to
serve different purposes.
3. Fanboi sites (one point per kook, not one point per site. Minimum
qualification is a whole page about you; pages containing lists don't
score extra if the list also appears on Usenet).
4. Fanboi newsgroups (one point per kook, not one point per group)
5. Attempts at real-life contact (e.g. posting phone numbers)
6. Fake awards, revenge nominations etc. (one point per kook)
7. Mentions in a newsgroup FAQ (e.g. soc.men).
8. Being the target of a Kooksuit (one point per kook).

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*plonk*
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*plonk*

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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe


Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16


Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."

"these trolls are frustrated youngsters with serious psychic problems."
-- a web version of Alexa Cameron, named Adrian.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6z5zym

"The fact that you are trying to defend the proselytisation of
homosexuality shows that RTG is making you turn gay step by step,
whereas I have been able to resist his sexual brainwashing. If you watch
series 2 of Torchwood you might even become a fully fledged mincer
yourself, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy." -- Yes, Aggie means
Russell T. "Gayvies". Message-ID:
<tO6dnYP81-E-cATY...@pipex.net>

Official Chung Demon

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.

Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8

George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on


outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

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*plonk*
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ah

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You carry a tank, too?
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ah

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I refuse to respond to this devious t0rll.
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On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:01:39 -0400, ah did the cha-cha, and screamed:

*plonk*

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________________________________________________________________________
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16


BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the
late 19th/early 20th centuries sure would have gone to operas all the
time, Aggie! Message-ID:
<CLidne0n87WoigfV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"RUBBISH! Italian opera makes reference to RECORDED GREEK HISTORY!
Calling with folklore is like calling the Napoleonic wars folklore or
Julius Caesar folklore.

"Greece does not have folk music and it does not have folklore." --
Clearly, Greek mythology was made up by archaeologists and
anthropologists in the past two centuries. Isn't that right, Aggie?
Message-ID: <VPudnbL2wM0RBAXV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Folklore is a 19th Century Romanticist Art Music genre." -- Aggie re-
defines the Brothers Grimm as musicians, in Message-ID:
<RqednfZU4LiLRgrV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Folk music is by definition Irish pop music. Specifically Irish pop
music influenced by Eastern European dance music." -- Agamemnon owes me
a head injury for that. Message-ID:
<YPednU9W26DULgzV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Rave and Trance on technical grounds should be classified as classical
music." -- Aggie the musical expert, in Message-ID:
<AZ-dnR58vJP...@eclipse.net.uk>

"Bluegrass is African American. Actually its origin is French just like
Rap, but it has nothing to do with Folk. Folk is Irish pop music
concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't
invented until the 30's." -- And rock, of course, was first made by
Greeks, as Agamemnon will assert. Message-ID:
<r7OdnREN64VSVBLV...@eclipse.net.uk>

"WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority
of Athenians were straight and idiogenogamotics were ridiculed as either
being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or
financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have
mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy fuckers (kologamosis
with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it
were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or
brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace
or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic
fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women
were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also
disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and
Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask
yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was
easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it
was with a man the same age. He might as well have fucked a sheep or a
goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain
Jack an omnisexual, read complete wanker." -- Poutso kelftis on a
frothing rage, in Message-ID:
<5rKdnXHmXv_OxAza...@eclipse.net.uk>

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
May 12, 2008

"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>

"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>

"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>

"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org> http://tinyurl.com/virusestransmit

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com

"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

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I refuse to respond to this devious t0r11.

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________________________________________________________________________
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16


BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle


Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008


Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

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No, they're much too heavy. Also, those tracks are dangerous.

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________________________________________________________________________
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle


Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the

ah

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I refuse to respond to the previous t0r11.
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ah

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The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

Good man!
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ah

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The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

*plonk*
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Peter Hucker

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Only to washing machines.

"Complete with obligatory low frequency bass, electrically recorded on a four track in two hours. This has enough power to destroy the most expensive washing machine."

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Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then god added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.

Snarky

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On Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:52:41 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote these lies,

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obfuscations:
> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:12:57 +0100, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

Completely different kind of track.

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________________________________________________________________________


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Snarky

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I refuse to resp0nd to the previous t0r11.

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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --

Snarky

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*plonk*

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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --

Peter Hucker

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I found that out the other day. A standard issue cassette deck does not tolerate the other kind!

Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.

ah

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I refuse to resp0nd to this egregious t0r11.
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The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton

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One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody,
blub...", and then randomly typed out:

I refuse to resp0nd to this egregious 70r11.

Fred Tehbot

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The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton
<lola.stonewall....@meow.empire> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.09.05....@meow.disorg.flonk.discord.kookology:

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This cascade proudly b0rked by Fred Tehbot.


Snarky

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Twat.

ah

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I refute the resp0nce to this egregious 70r11.
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Kadaitcha Man

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Snarky, ye humourless hollow-head, no longer from head to foot than from
hip to hip, thou art spherical, like a globe, I could find out countries


An artificially intelligent twat at that, mate.

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Snarky

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On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:37:31 -0400, ah wrote these lies, denials, arrogant

I refute the resp0nce to thi5 egregious 70r11.

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Cascade b0rker: PRIMED


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I compute some respice after thi5 egregious 70r11.
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On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:30:34 -0400, ah did most oddly state:

I c0mpute some respice after thi5 egregious 70r11.

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ah

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I dilute the reference to thi5 egregious 70r11.
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