Bruce Laval WE LOVE YOU!
Paul T.
fuzzies up against. Yes, someone to get on our hands and knees to, like a little
kitty cat, and rub our cheeks up against his pant leg while purring.
We should all be stroking Bruce Laval, "the new guy." Do a little rear
smooching, some eating out if his hand, maybe even wrap ourselves around his
little finger.
Why you ask? Because Disney has promoted the 28 year veteran of Disney-affairs
to the position of (hold on, these position titles are so long nowadays that I
have to make sure my monitor has enough ink in it): "executive vice president
of operations planning and development for Walt Disney Attractions."
Dang. Afore, I couldn't spell ecksecutiv vice prezident of operashuns &
developmint for Walt Dinsy Attracshuns, now they gots one! Yes, this is a very
recently created position, and OUR MAN BRUCE will be faced with the most
difficult and gosh awful (NOT!) task of developing NEW ATTRACTIONS and theme
parks around the globe.
Folks, this means WAR! Tokyo Disneland, Disneyland Paris, and now with China in
the picture, we really gotta WOO Brucey baby to our corner of the world!
(Disneyland and WDW)
It's time to pull out all the stops. I never thought I'd do this, but here goes:
Picture me in leopard spotted leotards with an unbuttoned silk shirt on, laying
seductively on a black velvet loveseat, one leg hiked up over the arm rest.
Hey Bruccce, 'mere honey, see what Pauly can do for you, but first ya gotta give
us a new e-ticket at WDW.
Or, maybe he doesn't go down that road. Any seductive ladies out there wanna
give it a try?
We could give grovelling a try. Anyone willing to get on their hands and knees,
and sob pitteously while kissing his hand? "Ohhhhh, please, PLEASE...sobbb,
sniffle....HONK....PLEASE give us a new E-ticket at WDW!"
Well, I think you get the idea. Bruce will be working with Imagineers and theme
park operators to develop new ideas for us all.
This is Paul T. saying to Bruce..."puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr, meowww". No wait, that's
not my style. I'm more like a sit-up on my hind legs with my paws in the air,
saying "Woof Woof....owOOOOf...whiiine...beg beg" Please give us something great
Bruce! That's why YOU got the job! We ALL know we can count on you! :-)
No preferences were harmed in the making of this post. Paul T.
Alana Hommel
>No preferences were harmed in the making of this post. Paul T.
Maybe not, but my stomach complained. I might consider one excessive
complement for Michael Eisner, but fawning, no way!
Alana