On 2/10/2012 9:36 AM, Steve Russo wrote:
>
> We walk over to Epcot and are held at a rope by the Security tables
> until 8:50. A group of 13 people come to the front and explain they have
> a reservation for the Princess breakfast at Norway. No problem. The
> guards do their thorough (cough) search of all bags and in they go.
Including a hernia check? Now *that’s* pretty thorough!
> Naturally, two older women see this occur and saunter up from well back
> in the line to ask the Security guard why those people got in and they
> can’t. He explains it to them and they seem to buy it and, of course,
> they hold their ground at the front of the line never returning to their
> original spot. I love creative line jumpers.
Nice. I’ll have to remember that.
> At 8:50 they drop the ropes and we enter. Is there anything better than
> walking through World Showcase with no one around? I take a few photos
> in the UK when Barb suggested she take one of me. I’m usually the guy
> behind the camera so there are precious few photos of me actually in
> Walt Disney World. I decide it would be fitting to pose in front of the
> Rose and Crown. I take up a spot in front of the doors, under a sign
> that reads, “Pub”. Naturally, Barb frames it so the sign is not visible.
> It’s basically just me standing in front of a door – any door. Oh, well.
Oh, please, there must be thousands of pictures of you under signs that
read “pub”.
> Next up: Mission: Space. We rode green again. Barb and I were the only
> two in our module this time. When our mission ended, I tried to be cute
> and started applauding like the guy yesterday. Barb giggled (she’s easy)
> and I leaned up a bit to ask for a high five. At that point, the
> shoulder harnesses released. My recollection is that you needed to raise
> these yourself but these things flew up abruptly and violently. It
> caught the bottom of my glasses and drove them up into the bridge of my
> nose, opening a cut just at the edge of the eye socket. Barb saw this
> and asked if I was OK. I said “Yes”
Uh-oh! Any halfway decent PI lawyer will tell you that’s totally the
wrong thing to say!
> To Italy where Barb sampled some perfume. She tried to spritz a bit on
> her wrist but managed to spray a quart or so directly on her neck and
> face. I’ve seen her aim at Buzz Lightyear so this is not as surprising
> as you might think.
You are so bad!
> We also purchased a bag of Amaretto cookies for Pop.
> He’s a big fan of cookies and a bigger fan of Amaretto so we thought
> this would be a winner – of course, with Pop, one never knows.
It’s the thought that counts!
> We enter the shop in the US pavilion and browsed for a bit. As we were
> leaving, a cast member stuck her head in the door and warned the cast
> member at the counter to watch out for the little ones. They come in the
> shop, steal chocolates and take them over to the bushes by the main
> entrance to eat. I didn’t hear the entire exchange and thought she had a
> gang of children (or midgets) that was terrorizing Epcot’s shops. She
> was talking about squirrels stealing the chocolates. They take them into
> the nearby bushes to eat and then return for more. Not a bad life –
> Epcot chocolates all day and Illuminations every night. Where do I
sign up?
Squirrels! Now that’s pretty funny. I really was picturing these kids
living in the wooded areas of Epcot, stealing cookies…
> At the kiosk outside, I took a photo of two t-shirts: one with a Turkey
> leg and the other showing Mickey bars – which I termed “entrée and
> dessert”.
Now put them together on the same one and that would make a great T-shirt!
> We were chatting with the bartender when I happened to notice his
> nametag: Clinta. That’s a distinctive name and one I remember from
> several Sue Holland trip reports. I asked if he was a friend of Sue’s
This must be the Disneyholic version of a Friend of Bill’s.
> Barb ordered the Sustainable Fish, which tonight was Mahi Mahi with
> black rice, swiss chard, and spicy cashew-cucumber relish. It was listed
> as “Market Price” and a bargain at $18.99. She really enjoyed it.
Not a bad price at all.
> I had the Teriyaki-style New York Strip, a sirloin strip grilled with
> pineapple teriyaki glaze served with mashed Yukon gold potatoes and
> stir-fried broccolini ($28.99). Two points: it came with a scoop of a
> sticky rice instead of the potatoes (the rice was good so no big deal),
> and; what the heck is broccolini? I hadn’t heard of it until about six
> months ago and now I see it everywhere. Here are my guesses - Broccolini
> is:
>
> a) Thinner, longer broccoli (If broccoli is Jessica Simpson, then
> broccolini would be Uma Thurman. Get it?);
Really, Steve, jumping on the Jessica Simpson basing wagon are we?
couldn’t you have at least used Adele in the metaphor instead?
> b) Broccoli with dry vermouth and an olive;
Blech!
> c) A green tightrope walker or a member of a family of acrobats.
No, that would be The Great Broccolini.
> We rode the monorail to the Magic Kingdom, entered and walked up to
> Fantasyland. We were going to take in a showing of Mickey’s
> Philharmagic. We were walking toward the door and had a group of six in
> front of us. They were an obvious group of business associates with one
> of the many conventions here this week. As we walked through the door, I
> was bumped (rather hard) by some idiot running to catch up with this
> group. I voiced my, uh, displeasure as he sped away. In 5 seconds, this
> same group was now blocking our way as they posed for pictures in the
> otherwise empty queue. One of them could sense my feelings about this
> and got everyone to move aside so we could pass through.
Yeah, they’d have sensed my feelings, sort of like the woman at Logan’s
Roadhouse the other night who kept dangling her screaming toddler over
our side of the booth. I told Katie to try to catch the peanuts in her
mouth as I tossed them, but of course I am really bad shot (worse than
Barb) and several of them ended up in the other booth. One or two
bounding off the toddler’s screaming head. My feelings were felt load
and clear.
> In deference to Barb, I now agree to ride “it’s a small world”. We got
> to ride in our own boat. Yes, all alone amidst the hundreds and hundreds
> of dolls singing that damned song. Ahhh, romance.
OK, if you really find anything romantic about that...
> A couple of peeves here… during the Magic, Memories and You show, maybe
> 2/3 of the way through, a dad decided to lift his daughter onto his
> shoulders. I’ve seen this so many times over the years. I was to one
> side so it didn’t affect me but the folks directly behind him went from
> a fine view to no view. Please think about this before placing your
> child on your shoulders. I’m all for giving the kids a better view but
> simply lifting the child to your hip would put their face next to yours;
> giving them the same view you have without disturbing those behind you.
> It’s a small thing but a huge consideration.
>
> Then there are those who insist on leaving during the shows. The lights
> are dimmed, people are staring upwards and you push your stroller
> through this mass of humanity and then stop in front of me expecting me
> to move aside for you to get through? Ain’t happening. Either leave
> before the shows start, or wait until they’ve ended. Please.
Isn’t it ironic how many of the rude and inconsiderate things people do
are in the name of their children.
> After Wishes, we waddled with a huge crowd to the bus stops and managed
> to get seats on the first bus. Back at the Beach Club, I called Stephen
> as we were walking to the room. We discussed the ongoing saga of the
> stackable washer/dryer that Barb and I gave them as a Christmas present.
> They’re STILL waiting for delivery but I won’t bore you with those
> details (thanks, Lowes).
My one and only Lowe’s appliance delivery – a fridge for the office -
was great; they actually followed me in their truck right after I bought it.
> Things I Think I Think: I think I’ll stop wearing my glasses – the nose
> guard is rubbing against the cut keeping it open. I typically only wear
> them for distances anyway and a recent eye exam actually indicated my
> vision has improved rather significantly.
One of the few pleasant side-effects of aging is that you tend to become
more far-sighted. Of course the downside is that it’s at the expense of
your near-vision. I was wearing bifocal contacts, but then my
prescription changed and I can’t get them, so I went with monovision
contacts (one far, one near). It works great for the computer screen,
but is horrible trying to watch TV or drive at night, so then I switch
to glasses. I’m not a candidate for surgery, so I guess this is just
the way it is until some new lens technology comes around.
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