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The Legion
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Amorphus Lad - Able to change myself into what ever hero/villan with
whatever power I deem to be most useful at a given time.
Bad-Timing Boy ( or Unlucky Lad ) - say the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time.
Bibliography Boy - the ability to answer any obscure question. ( retired see
the tygger )
BROWSING BOY - ability to read Sandman, Hepcats, and Savage Henry while
standing in front of the comic rack.
California Kid - read comix weeks after everyone else has discussed 'em. . .
Captain Cleanup - errm good at cleaning up,
CATALYST LASS - the power to make others share my interests.
Cheesecake-Eater Lad - primarily bodily function related powers, but they are
potent.
Cliche Dude -
Comics-Snob-Boy! ( deceased ) - "How *DARE* you read anything other than Cerebus, Love
And Rockets, or anything done by Alan Moore? Now I must wallow in pathos
for 14 issues to show you the error of your ways (since, of course, I can't
just start a *fight*, oh heavens no!!).
Doctor Stomper - the ability to come up with an entertaining explanation
for the stupid plotlines and plot devices.
Doubletalk Lad - able to explain away blatant scientific errors, incredibly
out-of-character actions and unbelievable coincidences
Figment Lad - ****
FlameProof Lad - only flameproof, not able to emit flames.
Flying Eraserhead - copy VHS tapes without those ugly lines.
Frothing-at-the-Mouth Lad ( or Annotation Child ) - no explanation necessary.
FUZZY - vagueness and ambiguity that confound my enemies.
Guest who Lad -
Impatient Lad - Finger always on the "k" button, he searches for
incompetent posts, then pounces with amazing ferocity.
Inacoustic Kid - to silence all the flame wars where no one knew that it
actually happened.
Incredible Unsleeping Man ( and his side kick Insomnia Boy - similar powers to
late night lad.
Irony Man - ability to emit and detect emissions of irony.
Kid Yesterdaze - think up of all the ways the current storyline is not
nearly as good as one from about 5 years ago.
Late-Night Lad - ability to stay awake for ridiculously long stretches
because he goofs off when he should be doing work during the daytime.
Loquacious Lad - uses very big words.
Lost-Cause Boy - the man who has EVERY issue of Hawk&Dove.
Lurker in the Shadows - spooky!
Lurking Girl! - Invisible to most net.worlders, only sensed by the best
of psychics.
Lurker Lad - maybe he should get together with lurking girl?
Mainstream Man - physically unable to buy an independant.
Manga Man - mostly in the realms of Special Effects and Timing.
Marvel Zombie Lad - to recall virtually any Marvel plot, no matter how hokey
( also to radiate angst ).
Midnight Worker Lad - no need for explanation
Myk-El - .
Multi-Tasking Lad - ability to post to USENet, read e-Mail, play netrek and
read old Flaming Carrot issues.
Nit-Pick Lad - point out small errors which are, for the most part,
incidental to the discussion at hand.
Occultism Kid - a font of knowledge on all occulty things.
Obscure Trivia Lad - ability to remember the stupidest bits of trivia.
Often Overlooked Lurker Lad - says it all.
Organic Lass - the ability to memorize hundreds of chemical reactions..
and then forget them all five minutes after the exam!
Parking Karma Kid - always find a parking space, usually right next to the
door.
Pompous Lad - able to alienate even the most literate fellow readers
with harsh critiques, only to turn around and admit I like something schlocky.
Procrastination Boy - started reading this net because of a major project due
to an Intro to Political Research class. Came down to the computer lab to
work on it, end up reading 100 post on R.A.C. responding to a few and then
leaving without ever touching this project.
REBEL YELL - find _any_ unflattering portrayial of the South and
rant about it as if anyone gives a damn.
Sardonic Boy - float above rush hour traffic with my flight ring and make
snide observations.
SideKick Man - stands around looking useful.
Sidewinder - start off by blasting my way into a topic,but eventually
wind up on the sidelines.
Sig.File Man -
Sloberine - spilling food on my shirt or pants.
Spelling Boy - says it all really.
Squid Boy - can lend my body to Suicide Squid when he needs a disguise.
Super Apathy Lad - to be tel-apathetic .
Tater tot -
Time-Waster Lad - turn what was supposed to be a mere check of my e-mail into
hours of timewasted reading this and other newsgroups.
TOP SOIL BOY - when disgruntled with where a book is going takes out his
collection of the few issues he was fooled into buying, shreds them, and uses
them to COMPOST HIS ROSES.
The Forgetting One - can never remember the damn artist/writer's name until the
next day.
The Incredible Man-With-No-Life - !!
The Invisible, Blithering Babe - !!
The Invisible Incendiary - Invisible because I post seldom,incendiary because
I seem to have this uncontrollable ability to set off flamewars
The Tygger - current member with trivia-related powers.
Trivia King - VERY similar to Marvel Zombie lad.
And as promised, the villains:
The Villains
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Black Dude with the Hat - has a hat.
Comic Store Guy - the guy who says "Hey, are you gonna buy that? This isn't
a library."
Dr. Killfile - erm.. kills files?
DUMB-ASS LASS! - a psychotic loner who stands above coherence.
Fundamentalist Circle - a big circle i assume.
Omega.Mosely - vanishes and reappears with the same stochastic irregularity as
a good Batman villain.
REPETITIVE LAD! - to answer questions on the Net that have already been
answered. It wouldn 't be that bad, if they weren't the exact same answers,
only worded differently.
THE DORFS! - horrendous ability to give callously cruel, and usually
answers to intelligent posts, and cruelly dehumanizing responses to posts by
first-timers who didn't know any better!
The Dunce Circle - the members believe that their way is the only way and
nobody else could ever possibly be right.
The Fagbashing Empire - exactly.
Thesaurus Rex - whose power (talent, ability--see SKILL) is to find words
synonymous (similar, congruent--see LIKE) with the one in question.
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Well, the membership is growing, I'd like to volunteer for Legion
administrator and control the membership. eg all those with duplicate
powers , the newer version goes. I'll continue to cleanup, long into the
night.
Please Legionaires, hurry with your destruction of Dr.killfile, I'm
sure he's up to no good, ( And I'll probably have to cleanup the mess )
Anyway, this is Captain Cleanup signing off.
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"You're living in a world of make believe with pixies and fairies and
cute little frogs with funny little hats " - Homer Simpson
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Craig Thomas Judd
>Manga Man - mostly in the realms of Special Effects and Timing.
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>The Villains
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Well, you got Dr. Killfile in the right place, but NOT ME!!! Please take me out
of the Heroes and into the Villains! I don't want to be associated with a bunch
of American superheroes!
Manga Man
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James Davis Nicoll
>
>Nit-Pick Lad - point out small errors which are, for the most part,
> incidental to the discussion at hand.
Who maintain another identity as Tangento: master of the off-the-
topic-comment. If Sensor Babe can have had 2 IDs and Moonknight four,
then I can bloody well have two.
Grumpy, of the Seven
David M. Pahnos
I cannot be a member of the Legion because my powers are dependent on
others (accounts) to be active. I will forever be an ally, and be
assured that my objective stance on you as a group will allow me to
ferret out traitors, leeches and other such...characters. As to my
powers (which I noticed was blank next to my name)...guess.
;-)
regretfully yours
michael j pastor iii
guest who lad
guest on david's account