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Pete Humming

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Sep 2, 2004, 6:57:43 PM9/2/04
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And now, it is time to have a look at the greatest musician ever
existed, whose supernatural musical powers made the established
musicians and the music industry forge the biggest international plot
ever to stop him. Unfortunately, now everything that they wanted to
hide is being known...and the stature of the man is determined by the
amount of conspiracy he generates.

We are talking of a music encyclopedia that knows and plays almost
every existing song. We are talking of a music monster whose
supernatural perception of sound can play a song just by listening to
it for the first time. A supernatural mediumistic talent who can
create the most amazing improvisations just by falling into trance.
It is due to this supernatural perception of sound that he became a
piano tuner to London Symphony Orchestra and to the Royal Albert Hall,
sometimes back. Concerning his craftsmanship as a piano tuner and
technician, Mr. Nigel Hill, manager of the piano department of
Chappell of London says of him in a reference letter: "He has been a
great contribution to Chappell of Bond Street in the pianoforte
field"...

His name is JOSEPH FERRANTE, the Supramusician...and we are proud of
introducing him to you...once again...

Born in Florence, the birthplace of art, he grew up in another two
different countries, being this the reason why he cannot be
pigeonholed into a single nationality, because he was influenced by
three different nations. Joseph Ferrante is a universal man....let us
call him "the human being"...

You already know about the plot of the Beatles and the British music
industry to keep Ferrante's music from reaching the public and the
details of the story, so we are not going to go through it again. All
of it happened out of shear jealousy because the best musician in
almost every style is not British but from Florence, the birthplace of
art. In addition, the British music industry also plotted with the
music industry of the place where Joseph Ferrante comes from to block
the music genius. They know that Ferrante is the end to many myths...

As can be seen on Joseph Ferrante's website, Rick Wakeman ("Yes"
keyboard) says in a letter to him: "You are obviously a very good
guitar and keyboard player". Concerning Ferrante's masterpiece
adaptation of Hey Jude, Richard Dunn of the BBC says: "I found it a
very original and quite virtuoso arrangement", Sam Winwood of the
British Sony Music says: "I was really impressed with the quality of
the performance and your new arrangement" and Andy Turner of London's
Capital Radio says: "I found it a very interesting arrangement". Bill
Bruford ('Yes" drummer) said: "Thanks for your highly original version
of Hey Jude".

However, being the greatest musician ever existed is just the
beginning of Joseph Ferrante...the very beginning...

Joseph Ferrante is a graduated architect, a graduated doctor, a
graduated psychologist, a nearly graduated biologist, an astronomer, a
web designer, a philosopher, a writer, a painter, a master in all
religions (discoverer of mysteries yet unknown to mankind), a master
in all occult sciences, a magician, an astrologer, a yoga teacher, a
piano tuner and technician, a music teacher, a martial artist, a
weightlifting trainer, a graduated actor, an acupuncturist, a chess
teacher, a homeopater, a professional level photographer, a four
languages speaking man...

He is a MULTI GENIUS, with a 185 I.Q..He spends 27 hours a day with a
book in his hands, EVERY DAY...

Joseph Ferrante is the greatest of all geniuses born in Florence, the
birthplace of art. Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo Bounarotti, Dante
Alighieri, Petrarca, Guido Monaco, etc., etc., are just naïve compared
to him....you can believe it....

He is also a deeply humanitarian man; He heals people for free, either
with his medical skills or with his spiritual powers.
A big part of his income is given away to the poor. He saved the lives
of three of us, (we will not go into the details of it) being this the
reason why in gratitude we do all this for him in return....

All we know is that judging by the amazing musical improvisations that
come out of Ferrante's hands when he falls into trace, we are sure
that supernatural powers play through him...

To make it brief, not only is Joseph Ferrante the greatest musician of
all times, but possibly he is the greatest genius ever
existed...possibly....who knows...there could be other geniuses like
him being stopped by human jealousy and envy. You know what the
horrible side of human nature is like...you know about the envy that
crucified Jesus Christ...

Did you know that Joseph Ferrante caused all this Latin thing that is
going on with his Hey Jude? After his adaptation of Hey Jude was sent
to Spain, a group of very bad musicians called "los rolin" came out in
Spain attempting to do the Beatles' music in Latin flamenco style, the
same style as Ferrante's Hey Jude, but all they did was music crap,
due to the bad quality of the musicians. They stole Joseph Ferrante's
intellectual property but did it very poorly, compared to the
transcendental masterpiece made by the music genius.
After this, when the "Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band" salsa
adaptation of Joseph Ferrante was sent to the record firms in New
York, a Latin intellectual property thief entertainer called Ralph
Mercado reunited musicians from different orchestras and attempted to
do a very poor salsa interpretation of the Beatles' music. Among the
people that participated were Latin intellectual property thieves from
"Fania All Stars" like Celia Cruz and Tito Puentes. Another Latin
called Oscar de Leon participated in the intellectual property theft.
Unfortunately all they did was music crap due to the fact of being
very poor musicians, but good thieves...
Latin entertainer Ralph Mercado did such a shameless theft that he
even made a parody of the sleeve of the Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper's" and
used it as sleeve of his theft production, having been "Sgt. Pepper's
lonely hearts club band" the Ferrante's salsa adaptation sent to New
York...

After Joseph Ferrante opened the door for this Latin style thing with
his two adaptations, EMI RECORDS INT'L, the firm that designed the
blocking of Joseph Ferrante (the Beatles' firm) and that also got the
Latin section of SONY MUSIC involved (just the Latin section), (it is
just amazing to see the amount of MULTI MILLIONS that these two firms
have invested in blocking the man from Florence) carried on with the
intellectual property theft producing Latin music crap such as Ricky
Martin, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, etc., etc. These two
firms got other firms involved in the blocking of Joseph Ferrante
later on.

All this Latin thing happening was caused and triggered by JOSEPH
FERRANTE's two Latin adaptations. And do NOT consider the man from
Florence as Latin. He just happens to be the best musician on Earth IN
ALMOST EVERY EXISTING STYLE. The man from Florence is a MUSIC
ENCYCLOPEDIA, as we told you earlier on...

We hope you realize now that the words JOSEPH FERRANTE are major
words...we hope you do by now...

THE TEAM

Bob Wheatley

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Sep 2, 2004, 7:40:48 PM9/2/04
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"Pete Humming" <pete_h...@usa.com> wrote
<big snip>

> We hope you realize now that the words JOSEPH FERRANTE are major
> words...we hope you do by now...
>
> THE TEAM

All I wanna' know (right now) is........
Is he alive or dead? :>)

Bob Wheatley

Ed Jay

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Sep 2, 2004, 9:17:29 PM9/2/04
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"Bob Wheatley" <master...@Xverizon.net> wrote:

ROTFL!!!! :-)))))

Ed Jay (remove M to respond)

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