NEW TOPIC: LEGION OF NET. HEROES

[daike...@bvc.edu]

>We even have our own set of villains, who appear and vanish from time to
>time.
>Probably the best candidate for net.arch.villain would be Omega.Mosely, who
>vanishes and reappears with the same stochastic irregularity as a good Batman
>villain. We've also had such perils as the Black Dude with the Hat, the
>Fundamentalist Circle, and the Fagbashing Empire. . .

I have a few new villians you might try out, I know they chill my
blood;

1.) He's a psychotic loner who stands above coherence. Raiding
local ports, he plants isipidly sick, rude, and stupid messages about artists,
writers, and books that nobody ever really complains about.
Like "(Artist's Name Here) SUCKS ANAL BLEED!", or "(Writer's Name Here) SUCKS
D---! (edited for the mature of mind..in this case, four and up)".
What's his name?!?!!?!?!?

Why it's...
actually a female. Her name is...

DUMB-ASS LASS!!!!
(Her mother just calls her "Duh")

2.) He loves to answer questions on the Net that have already been
answered. It wouldn't be that bad, if they weren't the exact same answers, only
worded differently.

Why it's...

REPETITIVE LAD!!!!

And finally (the audience sighs in relief),

3.) Born light-years away, on a planet so cold, all emotional and
tactful nerves were cauterized, rendered inert, these interplanetary-net
hoppers are feared throughout known space/time!!! Feared for their horrendous
ability to give callously cruel, and usually stupid answers to intelligent
posts, and cruelly dehumanizing responses to posts by first-timers who didn't
know any better!!

They give such responses as;

"Maybe you should look (Title of post) up in the dictionary."
(And they say NOTHING about the actual post!)

-or-

"This has got to be the DUMBEST post EVER."
(This is said to the insecure beginner who will more than likely now
become a basket case, or one of THEM. ~~~~BRRRR!!!~~~~ Scary!!!)

Reminiscent to the Borg, yet uninspired enough to not be able
to think of their own name, they are called;

THE DORFS!!!!

(Hey, it's either that or THE DUMB-SHITS!!!!)

And that's all for now. I can't help it. I was always partial
to a good villian. And these are NOTHING like good villians. So add to them.
I'd like to see what you come up with.

-JCD

[The Napoleon of Crime]

Sardonic Boy here; I just wanted to let you know that I find this entire
thread somewhat amusing in a distracted sort of way.

And now, I think I'll just float above rush hour traffic with my flight ring
and make snide observations.

[What, no Pedantic Lad around? I miss having him to make fun of.]

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