LNH: Back at the Clubhouse

[michael kelly]

In true Levitz fashion, Myk-El can be found playing Galactic Bloodshed
(or xhearts) when anything interesting happens.

"Aha! The one true way to defeat Dr. Killfile! Change the "Subject"
lines, and move to a different machine on the cluster!"

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+ Mike Kelly, Notre Dame Department of Physics +
+ +
+ mke...@happy.helios.nd.edu If you crumple your money into little +
+ mke...@undhe5.hep.nd.edu balls, it will never stick together. +

[Iain McCord]

mke...@grousy.helios.nd.edu (michael kelly) writes:
:
: In true Levitz fashion, Myk-El can be found playing Galactic Bloodshed

: (or xhearts) when anything interesting happens.

:
There's a knock at the door,
There's a knock at the door,
There's a knock at the door,

On opening, Myk-El finds three strangers.
One wearing glasses, a moustache and smoking a cigar,
The second wearing a green felt hat,
And the last with incredibly curly, blonde hair carrying a car horn with
a ruber bulb on the end.

'Hi I'm Marx-El, I'd like to join. ' says the first.

'That's interesting, who are your friends? ' asks Myk-El.

There follows a few minutes of the three strangers looking about in confusion.

' There's only me and you here. ' replys the spokesman.
' There are three of you?'
' Yes.'
' So who are the others?'
' They're me too, or me two and three if you like. '
' They're you ? '
' .. And I'm they and we are me all together.. Goo goob achoo. '

At this point the three strangers vanish, to be replaced by a distiguished
looking, bearded old gent.

' As I vos sayingk, I yam Marx-El. Hero of ze people, Philosopher, Protector
of ze collective against ze menace of capitilist scum like Killfile, possesor
of a fake Russian accent. I am on a mission from Caaarg, to aprehend my
mutant twins Mac-El. Zis is his photographs.'

The photos are one of three men, one of whom has a Guy Gardener hair cut, and
of a man in a kilt.

' He is a stooge of Killfiles, and not a very competent one.'

Glancing at the mission board, Marx-El notices the battle taking place at that
moment. Splitting into three, and with a cry of 'follow me' he chases himself
around the clubhouse. The rooms he enters aren't those he exits from. A
minute later he appears at the scene of the battle........

: + Mike Kelly, Notre Dame Department of Physics +
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Iain McCord ~~~~/()\~~~~ Fri May 8 13:24:17 WET DST 1992
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[Iain McCord]

im...@cs.strath.ac.uk (Iain McCord) writes:
: of a fake Russian accent. I am on a mission from Caaarg, to aprehend my
^^^^^^^^

The fake accent should, of course, be German.
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Iain McCord ~~~~/()\~~~~ Mon May 11 10:50:32 WET DST 1992
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