You are scum.
How dare you do this to me.
This will require a complete rewrite, and I really did like reading about
Sig Lad and Acton Lord. Now this twist really puts a damper on it! It
sounds like the CrossOver queen has Louise Simonsonized you already!
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Now that I understand I am most completely dropping your comic!
Blech!
wReam...
Ultimate Ninja!
P.S. Can Dave save his comic before the readers threaten to
LYNCH him! (Hee Hee Hee! That's a good one!) Or will he continue making
heroes that really sound most putrid to the braincells. Or is this posting
a clever little ploy, by one of his many oponents! Hmmmmm...
+ The mysterious figure chuckled softly. "You are all right, yet all wrong.
+I am all of those Net.beings at more! I am DIAL "D" FOR DVANDOM!!!!!!" He
+dramatically held up his Dvandom-dial, made of unobtainium, guaranteed
+unbreakable and unstealable! "With this device, I can become or split off any
+Net.entity I desire, usually for only one issue! [...]
And now, I shall become the latest Net.Villain
+from the Dorm Room Of Ideas!" Dial "D" for dvandom menacingly dialed his dial
+as all the other heroes and villains stood stupified, unable to figure what to
+post. There was a burst of Comic Rays, and there stood...
+ X-CHEQUER!!!!!!!
+ Mutant Accounts Payable clerk, who decided whose royalty checks got signed
+and whose didn't! No crossover would occur unless he ordained it, for without
+a steady stream of money, comics writers die in less than a month! "Bwahahaha!
+ You can have your silly story if you want, but you *won't get paid*! This
+whole place will shrivel up and die by Sept 30 now, and there's nothing you can
+do about it!"
Invisible/Incendiary (who's been watching, invisible) decides that this
is too fine an opportunity to miss...
"Anyone interested in a call-for-votes about re-structuring the group,
now that everybody is back from vacation? Any suggestions?"
And vanishes again...