On 2024-02-10 22:27:46 +0000, Timothy Chow said:
It reminds me of this joke ... :-)
"$10 is $10"
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Every year, John and his wife Mary would go to the State Fair.
And every year, John would say, "Mary, I'd like to ride in
that there airplane."
And every year, Mary would reply, "I know, John, but that
airplane ride costs $10, and $10 is $10."
This year John and Mary went to the State Fair and he said,
"Mary, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this
year I may never get another chance."
As usual, Mary replied, "John, that there airplane ride costs
$10, and $10 is $10."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a
deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you
anything, but if either of you says one word, then it's $10."
After a bit of a discussion, John and Mary agreed, and up they
went. The pilot performed all kinds of twists and turns, rolls
and dives, but not a word is heard. He even does a nose dive,
pulling up 15 feet above the ground, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to John, "By golly, I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
didn't."
John replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Mary fell
out ... but $10 *is* $10!"