I think the one I'm thinking of is that old, anyway. Maybe even from the 1970s. (The comic ended in 2012. Bill Rechin, the co-creator, died in 2011.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crock_(comic_strip)
So anyway, all I remember is that one man is asking another man, irritably: "where's this? Where's that?" The other says things like "I needed it for a hole in my boot." Finally, the first man says "I apologize."
Another, which I remember better, was a Sunday strip. It's been very dry, and one man says "dust off my tongue, will ya." The other man spots a rain cloud and shrieks. Everyone races to put out all the buckets there are. But the cloud only rains in one spot - far away. A man yells "who NEEDS your water, you stupid cloud!" Then comes a cry of "FIRE in the fort!"