Olivia Wilde as Baroness in Ballad of GI Joe AKA This is what the movie should have been

[M.O.R]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe

Enjoy everyone!

Now THIS, this is how the GI Joe movie should have gone down. Olivia
Wilde stars as the Baroness, Julianne Moore as Scarlett, Alexis
Bliedel as Lady Jaye, Billy Crudup as Zartan, Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck,
and a really catchy song and music video.

And no Snake Eyes mouth. I don't have anything against the mouth, but
I do feel that it is a tad too pronounced, kinda exaggerated. And at
least Olivia Wilde can move about in her costume.

And boy, does she move......

Wait, what was I saying again? ;)

[Jackel]

Thanks for the link, I gotta say that was more entertaining than the
movie!

Jackel, ITFC 00018

[M.O.R]

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No problem. Gotta say Olivia Wilde is a much better Baroness than
Sienna Miller. Olivia is far better looking, takes care of herself,
and does not use a water pistol full of urine to spray on people who
annoy her.

[Buzz Mooney]

I had to look up both Sienna Miller and Olivia Wilde to see what else
I might know them from: I had only seen one Miller movie, Casanova,
but when I looked at Olivia Wilde's credits, I thought Thirteen? from
House? Dayumn!

If you take all the female characters from recent series who have
numbers instead of names, you'll see that Six (Battlestar Galactica)
and Seven (Star Trek: Voyager) PUT TOGETHER add up to Thirteen! I
definitely agree with you guys, now, except that I couldn't take the
role of SnakeEyes away from Darth Maul. (Who does not have a number
for a name, but that's okay, because guys don't go on my hotness
scale! ;-)

Hey, I just realized that both Six and Seven are sort of on the border
between humanity and cybernetic races. Thirteen, on the other hand, is
bisexual. Does this mean that women with numbers for names will always
live in two worlds?

Or is the more likely explanation more accurate: That it's almost one
in the morning, and I'm getting silly?

I'm going to bed now. G'night!

Buzz

[dac...@worldnet.att.net]

On Aug 12, 6:00 pm, "M.O.R" <preda...@esatclear.ie> wrote:

Funny. When I first glanced the header I thought it said. "Oscar Wilde
as Baroness..."
D'oh!
Now THAT would have made the character in the film a lot more
interesting!
; )
Dave

[berk]

On Aug 18, 7:42 pm, "dach...@worldnet.att.net"

I jave to agree, I read the same thing, initially.

berk
now, to go see the example for myself...

[Hand-of-Omega]

I didn't have anything against the GI Joe movie, so much, but...Yeah,
I probably would have enjoyed this take on it more! Of course, that
would have pissed off even more people...^_^

Dex

[M.O.R]

Well, there are a few stunners in there, so I think they would have
gotten over it very quickly.