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Francis A Uy

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Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but
several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.

On a brighter note, congrats to all of this year's favorite RAC'ers. It's
pretty clear that the readers like frequent posters who do a lot of reviews.
I agree, online reviews are a helpful service, and I look forward to the
separate rac.reviews and rac.fandom newsgroups.


COMPANY/IMPRINT OF 1996

54 DC
31 Homage
13 DC Vertigo
12 Warp Graphics
09 Fantagraphics
06 Acclaim Valiant
06 Acclaim
04 Milestone
04 Marvel
04 Dark Horse
03 I-Box

02 votes Slave Labor Amaze Ink, Marvel X-Men, Marlowe & Company, Dark
Horse Legend, Antarctic Press, Andrews & McMeel

01 votes WCG, Verotik, Tapestry, Studio Proteus, Sirius, Shoukakukan,
North Star, London Nights, Kitchen Sink, Gladstone, Drawn & Quarterly, DC
Paradox, DC Helix, Creator's Syndicate, Cartoon Books, Bongo, Black Eye, Big
Bang


CHARACTER OF 1996

13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)
06 Wally West (Flash)
05 Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
05 Impulse
05 Chance Falconer (Leave it to Chance)
04 Superman (including Kingdom Come)
04 Raquel Ervin (Rocket)

03 votes Supreme, King Mob (from Invisibles), Jack Knight (Starman),
Gates (from LSH), Dilbert

02 votes Usagi Yojimbo, Tim Hunter, Supergirl, Storm, Steel, Spectre,
Saturn Girl, Pike (Elfquest), Nightwing, Mike the Parademon, Manji (Blade of
the Immortal), Madman, Jack Hawksmoor (Stormwatch), Flex Mentallo, Ferro,
Ember, Cerebus, Captain America, Ben Reilly (Spider-Man)

01 votes Wonder Woman, Wesley Dodds, Treestump, Teir, Tao, Swamp
Thing, Spawn, Spark, Snoopy, Skywise, Sixpack (from Hitman), Shade, Scud the
Disposable Assassin, Scarlet Witch, Savage Dragon, Sandman, Saint of Killers
(from Preacher), Ruthie (from One Big Happy), Rogue, Rayek, Raunchy Roach,
Quinton (from Thieves & Kings), Quimby The Mouse, Phoney Bone, Pete Wisdom,
Panda (from Body Bags), Onslaught, Nightfall (Elfquest), Molly O'Reilly,
Molly (from Books of Magic), Maxine Manchester (Ladytron), Matter Eater Lad,
Marv (Sin City), Maggie Chascarillo, Lucky Luke, Lobo, Leonard the Duck,
Koko, Kim Rosenthal, Katchoo (from Strangers in Paradise), Kamandi, Jink,
Jimmy Corrigan, Jim Crow (from Invisibles), Jenny Sparks, Jack in the Box
(from Astro City), Hourman, Hoon, Hibiki Ryouga, Hellboy, Hal Jordan, Green
Goblin, Freefall, Frank, Fire, Faust, Eno Camoni (from Duplex), Drub
(Elfquest), Dilbert's boss, Dian Belmont, Denny (Ninjak), Death, Daredevil,
Cosmic Boy, Concrete, Captain Marvel (Shazam), Calvin, Buddy Bradley,
Brainiac 5, Big Fish in Sky, Ben Grimm (The Thing), Beeba (from Akiko),
Aztek, Ayla Ranzz, Astra, Arseface, Amy Racecar


CHARACTER TEAM OF 1996

42 LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES
10 Justice League of America
08 cast of Preacher
07 Stormwatch
07 Invisibles
06 Gen13
05 Wolfriders
05 Furst Family (from Astro City)
04 X-Men, WildCATs, cast of Starman
03 Wesley Dodds & Dian Belmont, Kevin & Kell, Fantastic Four, Excalibur

02 votes New Warriors, Dilbert & Dogbert, cast of Strangers In
Paradise, cast of Scud The Disposable Assassin, cast of Elfquest: Wild Hunt,
cast of Astro City, Batman & Captain America

01 votes X-Factor, Watchmen, Tug & Buster, Thunderbolts, Teen Titans,
Superboy & the Ravers, Rubel & Varkias (from Thieves & Kings), Rebels
(Elfquest), R.E.B.E.L.S., Quimbies The Mouse, Marvel Family, Legion of
Infinity, Heroes, Guardians of the Galaxy, ESPers, Double Impact, Dirty
Pair, Cyberforce, Chot, Yun, Suntop, cast of Terminal City, cast of
Superman, cast of Stray Bullets, cast of Ranma 1/2, cast of Ragmop, cast of
Maison Ikkoku, cast of Impulse, cast of Icon, cast of Flash, cast of
Elfquest: Rogues Curse, cast of Elfquest, cast of Doonesbury, cast of
Dilbert, cast of Copybook Tales, cast of Body Bags, cast of Akiko, Bureau of
Paranormal Defense & Research (Hellboy), Bradleys (from Hate), Bones, Batman
& Robin, Avengers (pre-HR), Avengers (HR), 469th Half Track, Support &
Gravedigging


COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996

24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES
16 Tick Animated Series
07 "Bizarro Jerry" Seinfeld episode
05 Lois & Clark TV show
05 Ghost in the Shell movie
04 Spider-Man Animated Series
04 Dilbert Principle

03 votes Last Son of Krypton (Superman pilot), Fushigi Yuugi TV
anime, Cutter model kit

02 votes X-Men Spaghettios, X-Men Animated Series, Total Justice
action figures, Phantom movie

01 votes Widowmaker action figure, Total Justice Green Lantern
figure, Spawn action figures, Shade's Diary, Perdida Durango, Ninja High
School RPG, Naughty Bits action figure, Maxx action figure, Marvel
Superheroes video game, Jason Vader action figure, How to Draw Comic Book
Heroes and Villains software, Happy Noodle Boy web movie, Dilbert/Dogbert
dolls, DC Animated Heroes CD-ROM, Aquaman action figure


LETTER COLUMN OF 1996

20 GREETINGS FROM ASTRO CITY
12 Gone to Texas (Preacher)
11 Invisible Ink
10 Concrete: Think Like a Mountain
09 Elf Addressed
08 Lost in the Stars (Starman)
06 BLAM (Sin City)
03 Groo Grams
03 Aardvark Comment (Cerebus)

02 votes X-Mail, Spectre, Spawning Ground, Omnicomments
(Legionnaires), Oh, So? (Comic Buyers Guide), Jinx, Impulse, Hate, Grendel
Tales, Eightball

01 votes Thought Patterns (Proffessor X), Stray Bullets, Strangers in
Paradise, Slacker, Ninjak, Nightwing, Naughty Bits, Junk Mail (Simpsons),
Green Mail, Fin Addicts (Savage Dragon), Deathreats (Poison Elves),
Deadpool, Comics Journal, Az You Like It (Azrael), Amalgam Books, Akiko,
Acme Novelty Library


CONVENTION OF 1996

19 SAN DIEGO COMICON
12 Chicago Comicon
04 Mid-Ohio Con
03 Motor City Comic Con
03 Small Press Expo

02 votes UKCAC, Oz-Con (Melbourne), Newcastle International Comic Art
Festival, LA Con III, Heroes Con

01 votes the one closest to my house, Stayman, Oakland Wondercon,
Independent Comics Expo, Dynamic Forces (NYC), Arisia, Alternative Press
Expo


PUBLICATION OF 1996

23 COMICS JOURNAL
16 Comic Buyers' Guide
14 Wizard
09 Comic Book Heroes by Jones & Jacobs
08 Overstreet's FAN
08 Comic Shop News
05 Comics International
05 Comic Book Net
03 Animerica
02 Jack Kirby Collector
02 indy Magazine

01 votes Zozolala, Zentertainment, Previews, Kryptonian Cybernet,
Inks, Hogan's Alley, COMMunications, Comic Speedline


JOURNALIST OF 1996

21 PETER DAVID
12 Mark Evanier
06 Warren Ellis
05 Tony Isabella
04 Fabian Nicieza
03 Scott McCloud
03 Gary Groth
02 Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones
02 Tom Spurgeon

01 votes Robin Snyder, Rob Allstetter, RC Harvey, Ray Mescallo, Matt
High, Maggie Thompson, Les Daniels, Lea Hernandez, Jeff Mason, Harry
Knowles, Greg Stump, Gary St. Lawrence, Frederik J Schodt, Craig Shutt,
Charles Hatfield, Bart Beatty


WEB SITE OF 1996

18 HTTP://WWW.CCSE.NET/~NCRL/ (NEW COMICS RELEASE LIST)
11 http://www.mania.com (Smash magazine)
11 http://www.eyescream.com/callahan
10 http://www.elfquest.com
10 http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/WarrenEllis/ (Smoke Damage)
06 http://comics.redweb.com (Wraithspace)
06 http://comics.envisionww.com (Jonah Weiland)
05 http://www.epix.net/~lbmgmd/glc/glcorps.html (Green Lantern)
04 http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~m-blase/x-page.html (X-Men)
04 http://www.dhorse.com (Dark Horse)
04 http://members.aol.com/ComicBkNet (Comic Book Net)
03 news:rec.arts.comics.*
03 http://www.idyllmtn.com/archives/lsh-l (LSH mailing list)
03 http://www.artcomic.com/secondindex.html (Art Comic)

02 mailto:Eque...@psuvm.psu.edu (Elfquest mailing list)
02 http://www.spumco.com
02 http://www.sigma.net/spiderman
02 http://www.mindspring.com/~jdhudnall/ (Halloween A-Go-Go)
02 http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3445/ (Team Oracle)
02 http://soyokaze.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~jei/anipike/ (Anime Turnpike)
02 http://iczer1.usacomputers.net/~ranma/ranma.html
02 http://dub-www-svc-10.compuserve.com/kkhome.html (Kevin & Kell)

01 news:rec.arts.comics.strips
01 news:rec.arts.comics.misc
01 news:rec.arts.comics.lsh
01 news:rec.arts.comics.dc.universe
01 http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~ampcon/ (Jack Kirby)
01 http://www.stus.com
01 http://www.sojourn.com/~dh5251/web/ (Ancient Brain Parts)
01 http://www.sigma.net/capt_am/index.htm
01 http://www.servtech.com/public/cernovog/Toons.html
01 http://www.sdgweb.com/~sci-fi/coolnews.html (Ain't It Cool)
01 http://www.ocsonline.com/~bjourdain (Golden Age Batman)
01 http://www.mcs.net/~dvoskuil/hepcats/ (Hepcats)
01 http://www.mcgill.ca/~mordru/ (Mission Monitor Board)
01 http://www.lm.com/~fiasco/ (Fiasco Comics)
01 http://www.lemoncustard.com
01 http://www.kuai.se/~alvortiz/external/smb/ (Spider-Man)
01 http://www.jimwoodring.com
01 http://www.interactive.net/~thehop/kirby
01 http://www.idyllmtn.com/rac/dc/lsh/lsh_res.html
01 http://www.holycow.com/dreaming/ (Neil Gaiman)
01 http://www.grove.ufl.edu/~jrm (Jeff Mason)
01 http://www.goldenfrog.com/ch/
01 http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~fuy1/comics/ (Frankie's rac* FAQs)
01 http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4234/common.html (Common People)
01 http://www.gdma.com
01 http://www.dccomics.com
01 http://www.cris.com/~scotth/cmxdex.html
01 http://www.concentric.net/~Bbickel/bj.html (Comics I Don't Understand)
01 http://www.compulink.co.uk/~recombo-dna-lab/comix.htm
01 http://www.ccse.net/~ncrl/legion.html (LSH Chat Report)
01 http://www.boneville.com
01 http://www.auburn.edu/~ogwynca/NEXUS/nexus.html
01 http://verbeekt.cit.hope.edu/BeeksBooks/
01 http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~wald/watchmen-index.html
01 http://members.aol.com/waltgrogan/marvelfamily.htm (Shazam)
01 http://lab.housing.fsu.edu/titans/ (Titans Lair)


RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996

46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
23 Mike Chary
19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
17 Kurt Busiek
15 Christopher Priest
12 Dave van Domelen
08 Randy Lander
08 Donald MacPherson
07 Tom Galloway
07 Paul O'Brien
05 Rich Johnston
05 Marty Kuhn

04 votes Sidne Gail Ward, Matthew High (AP), Mark Evanier,
Johanna Draper, Jim Smith, Francis Uy

03 votes Tony Isabella, T Troy McNemar, Peter David, Kevin J
Maroney, Katharine Weizel, Jim Cowling, Bizarro (Aaron Mojo), Abhay
Khosla

02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,
Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy
Billones, Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,
Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni, Bebe Williams

01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve
Rowe, Sigma7, Sarah Harrison, Rogers Cadenhead, Rich Adams, Patrick
O'Duffy, Patman, Pat D O'Neill, Nathan Sanders, Mike Knauer, Michael
Grabois, Melsteve, Mazerki, Marie Javins, Maricat, Mari Hersh-Tudor,
Leah Adezio, Kitchen T, Kid York, Joseph Nebus, John Callahan, Joellyn
Auklandus, Jinci, Jhohen Vasquez, Jess Nevins, Jeff McCoskey, Jeff
Mason, Jeff Manson, Glenn Carnagey, Gary St. Lawrence, Fairlight,
Enigmatic C., Dug (Paul Duggan), Doug Rockstead, Denise Voskuil, David
Stepp, David Henry, Dave Eppley, damon crumpler, ComicBkNet, Cian
O'Conner, Charlie Ball, Charles LePage, Carl Fink, Brucha Meyers, Brooke
McEldowney, Bob Kennedy, Bob Ingersoll, Bob Heer, Anthony Isabella,
Angel of Death, Andrew Melbourne, Andrew Arnold, Alik Widge, Aardy
DeVarque


-F

David Van Domelen

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In article <5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>, Francis A Uy <fu...@umbc.edu> wrote:
> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>
>46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
>23 Mike Chary
>19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
>17 Kurt Busiek
>15 Christopher Priest
>12 Dave van Domelen

It's an honor to lose to these five, although I must once more bap
Francis with the "It's Van, not van" stick.
Mow, if only as many people as voted for the Squiddies would have voted
for the RACC awards, we could give Jeff McCoskey a nervous breakdown. Yay!
<Looks at results> Whew, I don't get to suffer the "d'oh!" of having
the person I voted for beat me by one vote. Waid...this was a 3-2-1 point
thing, wasn't it? Gah, the person I ranked #1 DID beat me because of my
vote! How mortifying! Heh.
Dave Van Domelen, actually not sure if he put Priest or Elayne first,
actually. And he doesn't really want it proven to him one way or the other,
Francis. }->

Kate the Short

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In article <5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>, Francis A Uy <fu...@umbc.edu> wrote:
>
> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>
>03 votes Tony Isabella, T Troy McNemar, Peter David, Kevin J
>Maroney, Katharine Weizel, Jim Cowling, Bizarro (Aaron Mojo), Abhay
>Khosla

Cool. :)

>02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,
>Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
>Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And this raised my eyebrows. Does Katie usually go by "The Short" too?


kate.
not to be confused with Kate Martin, either. ;) Too many kates!

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Hosun S. Lee

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Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

: 02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,


: Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
: Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy
: Billones, Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,

^^^^^^^^^
: Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni, Bebe Williams

: 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
: Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same
thing happen to him. B-)


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Mike Chary

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Can I add my racer votes to the Mike the Parademon character votes and
beat Hitman? :)


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Francis A Uy

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[This post absolutely refused to show up at my server. Apologies
to anyone who sees this twice - Jeremy]

Elayne Wechsler-Chaput

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Let me be one of the first to THANK FRANCIS publicly for the *terrific*
job he did on this year's Squiddies! YAY, FRANCIS!!!

This post is only in response to the favorite RAC'er category. I'll post
responses to the rest of the awards separately.

Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

: On a brighter note, congrats to all of this year's favorite RAC'ers.

: It's pretty clear that the readers like frequent posters who do a lot
: of reviews.

Frequent posters, yes. But the #2 and 3 vote-getters don't really review
that regularly (and more's the pity, if you ask me).

: I agree, online reviews are a helpful service, and I look forward to the


: separate rac.reviews and rac.fandom newsgroups.

Me too; apparently discussion has died down on the 2nd RFDs, so I guess
the CFVs will show up any day now.

: RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996

: 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT

Thanks, everyone. I'll attempt to continue maintaining... well, whatever
it is that you like about me. <vbg> I'm also very pleased in general with
the rest of this list. Lots of appreciation for folks who may not be told
as often as they ought to be how valuable their contributions here are.

: 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
: Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
All right, fess up, who voted for my husband? <g>

- Elayne
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and over the phone, and can work in a number of computer programs. My
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Elayne Wechsler-Chaput

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Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:
: Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

: : 02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,


: : Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
: : Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy
: : Billones, Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,

: ^^^^^^^^^
: : Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni, Bebe Williams

: : 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
: : Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve

: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

: I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same
: thing happen to him. B-)

Please take this to rec.arts.self-flagellation. :)

I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"
and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that. Francis, is it out of
your purview to combine these votes?

Donald MacPherson

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Francis A Uy <fu...@umbc.edu> wrote in article
<5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>...

>On a brighter note, congrats to all of this year's favorite RAC'ers. It's
>pretty clear that the readers like frequent posters who do a lot of
reviews.
>I agree, online reviews are a helpful service, and I look forward to the
>separate rac.reviews and rac.fandom newsgroups.

Aw, shucks. :)



> COMPANY/IMPRINT OF 1996
>
> 54 DC
> 31 Homage
> 13 DC Vertigo

While I voted for Homage, I can't as though I'm surprised that DC ran away
with this one. Of course, when one considers Homage produced only three
titles in 1996, and so few actualy comics that one could count them on
one's fingers, I'd Homage didn't exactly lose either.

> CHARACTER OF 1996
>
> 13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
> 07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)

Given these results, I wonder why Ennis only ranked #4 in the Comics Writer
category...

> COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996
>
> 24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES
> 16 Tick Animated Series
> 07 "Bizarro Jerry" Seinfeld episode
> 05 Lois & Clark TV show
> 05 Ghost in the Shell movie
> 04 Spider-Man Animated Series
> 04 Dilbert Principle

Why not just change the category's name to "Most Recent Comics Adaptation"?
While I'm no Marvel Zombie, I think the Spidey cartoon is far more
ambitious and respectful of the comics, and not just the recent ones. The
1970s stories from THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN heavily influence the show.

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>
> 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
> 23 Mike Chary
> 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
> 17 Kurt Busiek
> 15 Christopher Priest
> 12 Dave van Domelen
> 08 Randy Lander
> 08 Donald MacPherson
> 07 Tom Galloway

I probably shouldn't say anything... but this gave me a real ego-boost. :)
I didn't get any votes last year, so it was a real charge to see my name on
the list at all. Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same
number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)

I think it's also worth noting that the only reason Tom Galloway went down
the list so much this year is that he "left" Usenet (ie - participated very
little).

Don MacPherson
wondering if he gets some sort of certificate... ;)


David J. Snyder

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AIn article <01bc19c2$dff8b6e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,

Donald MacPherson <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
>
>Why not just change the category's name to "Most Recent Comics Adaptation"?
> While I'm no Marvel Zombie, I think the Spidey cartoon is far more
>ambitious and respectful of the comics, and not just the recent ones. The
>1970s stories from THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN heavily influence the show.
>
Because many of us think the Superman Cartoon is better than the
Spider-man one? That's why everyone gets a vote and we don't just
depend on your judgment.

I don't appreciate the implication that I voted for Superman
simply because it was newer when I find it's quality
much greater.

Followups to rec.arts.comics.other-media

-Dave
--
Okay. Now, we got Green Lantern backin' us up -- an' that sounds so
freakin' hysterical I'm just gonna say it again, "We got Green Lantern
backin' us up"...
-Tommy Monaghan, Hitman

Charles S. LePage

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fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:

Thank you to everyone who voted for the NCRL site! You won't be able to link to
it above, because the link is entirely in capital letters, but you can get to it
via the URL in my signature. This is, in two years of doing the new releases
list, the first time I've won any kind of award for it. Thank you all!


*************************************
* Chuck *
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Michael Blakeman Cleveland

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ho...@syr.edu writes:
>Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

>: Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,
> ^^^^^^^^^
>: Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^

>I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same
>thing happen to him. B-)

I was particularly amused that Tony Isabella got three times as many votes
as Anthony Isabella. (There were a few others of these too.)

Michael C, didn't get a vote by any names :(


andrew

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For the record...

Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

: 03 votes Tony Isabella, T Troy McNemar, Peter David, Kevin J
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
: McEldowney, Bob Kennedy, Bob Ingersoll, Bob Heer, Anthony Isabella,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Same guy, no?

MISCOUNT! Start over!

(Just kidding.)

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Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:
: Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but

: several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
: its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.

Putting up just about everything in Diamond Previews got them my vote,
IIRC.

: CHARACTER OF 1996
: 03 votes Supreme, King Mob (from Invisibles), Jack Knight (Starman),
: Gates (from LSH), Dilbert

Yay! There are two other Gates fans out there! :)

Dave


Rich Johnston

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In article <5du33c$2...@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu>, dva...@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu says...

>!
> <Looks at results> Whew, I don't get to suffer the "d'oh!" of having
>the person I voted for beat me by one vote. Waid...this was a 3-2-1 point
>thing, wasn't it? Gah, the person I ranked #1 DID beat me because of my
>vote! How mortifying! Heh.

Indeed. Bloody Paul O'Brien... 8-)

Rich J

Elayne Wechsler-Chaput

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Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:
: Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but

: several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
: its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.

I find it strange that there are actually Web sites *campaigning* for
Squiddy awards. Some people are taking themselves a LITTLE too seriously,
IMHO...

: COMPANY/IMPRINT OF 1996

: 54 DC

Gotta agree here. Homage and Tapestry were both good companies to watch,
and I'm also intrigued at the goings-on at Valiant and Shadowline (I think
my vote for "Company/Imprint of '97" may go to one of those two), but DC
had a very solid year creatively, as far as I'm concerned.

: 04 Milestone

=snif=

: CHARACTER OF 1996

: 13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
: 07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)

Proving people are still intrigued by ambiguous anti-heroes. Does this
shoot my "reconstructionist" theory all to hell? :)

Oh, and I want a breakdown by gender on the votes for these two. :) :) :)

: 06 Wally West (Flash)

And also for this one; betcha it's heavily female. ;)

: 04 Raquel Ervin (Rocket)

Bless you; three people besides me voted for Raquel! I hope y'all were
duly impressed by ICON #42, the best book out this week IMHO (in a week
filled with MAGNIFICENT books)!

: CHARACTER TEAM OF 1996

: 42 LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES

YAY! LLL and all that!!!

: COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996

: 24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES

Not a surprise; highly anticipated, well promoted, and it pretty much
delivered as promised.

: 16 Tick Animated Series

Glad to see this is still so popular, as are my friends from The Firesign
Theatre who keep getting voice work on the show. :)

: 02 votes X-Men Spaghettios

These aren't Spaghettio's, are they? Hey, man, I *know* Spaghettio's. I
plan to make Spaghettio's my lunch and/or dinner at least five times a
week when I'm unemployed. These things are the pasta by That Other
Company. They taste awful.

: LETTER COLUMN OF 1996

: 20 GREETINGS FROM ASTRO CITY

Especially now that John's using lighter colors for the backgrounds. :)

I agree, this is a damn fun letter column.

: 10 Concrete: Think Like a Mountain

And I'm glad to see this one got so many votes too. Made me think, and
made for a terrific exchange of ideas.

: CONVENTION OF 1996

: 19 SAN DIEGO COMICON
: 12 Chicago Comicon
: 04 Mid-Ohio Con

Well, if you like BIG CROWDS and NEVER BEING ABLE TO SEE EVERYONE YOU'D
PLANNED TO, yeah, I guess SDCC is okay. :) Me, I'll take Chicago and
Mid-Ohio, hands down.

: 03 Motor City Comic Con

Could one of these three people please give me a ride? :) :) :)

: PUBLICATION OF 1996

: 23 COMICS JOURNAL
: 16 Comic Buyers' Guide

Interesting. No real comment, the only one of these I read is TJKC.

: JOURNALIST OF 1996

: 21 PETER DAVID
: 12 Mark Evanier

Congratulations on the votes, guys!

The comics journal

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>>>
>>> PUBLICATION OF 1996
>>>
>>>23 COMICS JOURNAL

I have to admit, this surprised me more than anything else we've received
in the last two years. Thank you very much.

Tom Spurgeon
The Comics Journal

P.S. ã Of course, if my employer finds out that people actually _like_ the
magazine, I'll probably be fired. (thassajoke)

Francis A Uy

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Kate the Short <ka...@cicero.spc.uchicago.edu> wrote:

>, Francis A Uy <fu...@umbc.edu> wrote:

>>03 votes Tony Isabella, T Troy McNemar, Peter David, Kevin J
>>Maroney, Katharine Weizel, Jim Cowling, Bizarro (Aaron Mojo), Abhay

>>02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,


>>, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy

> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>And this raised my eyebrows. Does Katie usually go by "The Short" too?

D'oh! I apologize to all Kates involved. Darn nicknames.
Change those votes to 4 and 1 respectively.

-F
.

Jim Smith

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In article <01bc19c2$dff8b6e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,
"Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
> > RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
> >
> > 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
> > 23 Mike Chary
> > 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
> > 17 Kurt Busiek
> > 15 Christopher Priest
> > 12 Dave van Domelen
> > 08 Randy Lander
> > 08 Donald MacPherson
> > 07 Tom Galloway
>
> I probably shouldn't say anything... but this gave me a real ego-boost. :)

Oh, go ahead, Don...you deserve it. I think there should be a clause in
the Squiddies where you're absolved of guilt for patting yourself on the
back because of this category...who can say they wouldn't or haven't?

> I didn't get any votes last year, so it was a real charge to see my name on
> the list at all.

Remind me of this fact next year, and I'll give you a vote. I was really
struggling to come up with my favorites this year, across the board.

Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same
> number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
> person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)

Keep that in mind come April 2. A subject line like SPIDER-BOY TEAM-UP
#1: Snap Critiques is on my wish list this year...

Hmmm...Dandy MacLanderson, anyone?

> I think it's also worth noting that the only reason Tom Galloway went down
> the list so much this year is that he "left" Usenet (ie - participated very
> little).

I'm thinking this accounts for Johanna and myself still being tied this
year, while dropping in votes; we both started taking abrupt leaves for
weeks at a time, and that hurts your chances with the "I can't think of
anybody--let me look around a bit" voters.

Frankly, I feel somewhat good about being lower on the list; there's
something eerie about outranking several pros that I found unsettling...

> Don MacPherson
> wondering if he gets some sort of certificate... ;)

Last year I made my own and put it on my homepage..."6th--Nice try!"

Of course, I felt pretty stupid for taking so much pride in the fact the
next month. I'm funny like that.

Jim Smith

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http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet

Yngvar Folling

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In article <take2.5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>,

fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996

> 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thank you, whoever you are.

Of course, I don't *know* that the voter is on r.a.c.elfquest, but I
think it is far more likely than anything else. :-)

If nobody else does, I may make more observations on our scores later.

Yngvar

Francis A Uy

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Elayne Wechsler-Chaput <fire...@panix.com> wrote:
>Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:
>: I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same

>: thing happen to him. B-)

>I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"


>and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that.

There's at least one of them sitting in my apartment right now.
I've just edited my local copy, and will upload the corrections
to my Squiddy page -- http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~fuy1/squiddies

-F
.

Patrick O'Duffy

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Francis A Uy wrote:
>
> 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
> Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve
> Rowe, Sigma7, Sarah Harrison, Rogers Cadenhead, Rich Adams, Patrick
> O'Duffy,

EX-SQUEEZE ME?
BAKING POWDER?
What.. I mean... but I just got here! I don't post much! I like Kyle
Rayner!
Who did that? Someone better 'fess up before I get _real_ paranoid?
Gosh.
--
Patrick O'Duffy, Brisbane, Australia

I don't pray to the lord, just self flagellate some more
She said I pass out on the floor
At least I ain't no junkie whore
Am I strong? - Listen bud, I got radioactive blood

FOETUS, "Slung"

Charles S. LePage

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dmar...@dept.english.upenn.edu (David Markowitz) wrote:

>Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

>: Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but


>: several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
>: its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.
>

>Putting up just about everything in Diamond Previews got them my vote,
>IIRC.

Steven Toy has been doing this (or, he was) for longer at his web site,
http://www.cam.org/~stoy/newcomics.html. It's less flashy, and easier to
navigate. Perhaps if we encourage him, he'll bring this back?

Denise L. Voskuil

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On 13 Feb 1997 19:19:20 GMT, dmar...@dept.english.upenn.edu (David

Markowitz) wrote:
>Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:
>: Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but

>: several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
>: its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.

>Putting up just about everything in Diamond Previews got them my vote,
>IIRC.

Just about everything? I think they had maybe 20% of the items on my
Previews order for April. No thanks.

- Denise

--
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*Remove the "NO_ADS" in my E-mail address to reply - I'm sick of
spammers getting my address off of Usenet.*
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On 13 Feb 1997 19:19:20 GMT, dmar...@dept.english.upenn.edu (David
Markowitz) wrote:
>Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:
>: Did Smash magazine campaign for the Squiddies? Hmm...probably not, but

>: several other Web sites did, and if someone voted only for that site and
>: its comic, and left the rest of the ballot blank, I didn't count the vote.

>Putting up just about everything in Diamond Previews got them my vote,

Michael R. Grabois

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On 12 Feb 1997 19:46:05 -0700, fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:


> CHARACTER TEAM OF 1996
>
>42 LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES

Watch out, world, the Legion fans are out in force!

>
> COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996
>
>24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES
>

>03 votes Last Son of Krypton (Superman pilot)

How are these different?


> WEB SITE OF 1996
>
>01 http://www.idyllmtn.com/rac/dc/lsh/lsh_res.html

Wow, somebody really likes my stuff! (that's the Legion of Super-Resources
page, by the way)

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>

>02 votes Christian Viola
>01 votes Michael Grabois

Sigh. (But thanks for whoever voted for me!)


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Randy Lander

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fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) wrote:

>Can I add my racer votes to the Mike the Parademon character votes and
>beat Hitman? :)

No, but you may pound the holy hell out of CFG. :)


rwla...@io.com<*>
My Home Page:http://www.io.com/~rwlander
This Post contains the opinions of one Randy Lander.
Had it been the biblical truth, your bushes would be
on fire.


Randy Lander

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"Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:

>> CHARACTER OF 1996
>>
>> 13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
>> 07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)

>Given these results, I wonder why Ennis only ranked #4 in the Comics Writer
>category...

Because despite his skills, Ennis is only a mortal. Busiek is...well,
you know by now.


>> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>>

>> 08 Randy Lander
>> 08 Donald MacPherson

>I probably shouldn't say anything... but this gave me a real ego-boost. :)

>I didn't get any votes last year, so it was a real charge to see my name on

>the list at all. Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same


>number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
>person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)

It's not true, actually. Don is not my evil twin, either, although I
think he did try to kill my cousin and inherit the swiss cheese farm
that was my rightful legacy.

>Don MacPherson
>wondering if he gets some sort of certificate... ;)

Nobody told you about the awards dinner, Don? I accepted the little
gold statuette in your honor. I'll give it to you at the next evil
clone meeting. :)

Randy Lander

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fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:

> COMPANY/IMPRINT OF 1996

>54 DC

Good to see that one of the big two is still producing enough quality
to win over rac.

>31 Homage

Great to see this imprint so popular early on. Can't wait to see the
additions to the line, since the first three have been so good.

>06 Acclaim Valiant
>06 Acclaim

Is this one of those Legion/Legionnaires type things? :)

> CHARACTER OF 1996

>13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
>07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)

And for character of 1996 on rac, we have a man who shoots people for
a living and is good to his friends and a man who's a defrocked
minister, hits people on a regular basis, and is good to his friends.
I see nothing wrong with this. :)

>05 Chance Falconer (Leave it to Chance)

>04 Raquel Ervin (Rocket)

Okay, Elayne, let's give rac it's due. Two great female characters
ranked pretty high in the Squiddies, beating out such favorites as
Jack Knight and Gates.

> CHARACTER TEAM OF 1996

>42 LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES

No contest. That many characters, there's bound to be some you like.

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996

>46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT

Long live the queen! :)

>23 Mike Chary
>19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)

Two men with whom I don't want to argue because even if I'm right
they'll probably convince me otherwise. :)

>17 Kurt Busiek
>15 Christopher Priest

What I find interesting about this is, I bet most of these votes
aren't because they're pros on the Net. I was a fan of Priest before I
ever read any of his comics, because he seems to be one of the only
pros who ever fit perfectly on Usenet. (Priest, you may take that as a
compliment or an insult...I'm not entirely sure which it is either.
<g>)

>08 Randy Lander

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. As for the rest of you...look
into this swinging watch and listen to the soothing tone of my
voice...you are feeling sleepy...very sleepy.

>08 Donald MacPherson

One of *my* favorite reviewers, glad to see him recognized for it.

Marc Singer

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I have nothing to say about the strips awards, except this: Dilbert is
a tool of the very corporate oligarchy it mocks, people. "The boss is
stupid" just isn't so revolutionary when the boss is selling it. :\

In article <5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>, Francis A Uy <fu...@umbc.edu> wrote:
> COMPANY/IMPRINT OF 1996
>
>54 DC

>31 Homage
>13 DC Vertigo

This is exactly how I'd rank them. Vertigo has slipped a bit, actually;
some of its better titles are gone, and I'm not thrilled by the
replacements. I suppose 1996 did see Flex Mentallo, a great end to Swamp
Thing, and two last Sandman issues (the penultimate one lame and the final
one very nice).

>02 votes Slave Labor Amaze Ink

Nice to see these guys up here. Scarlet Thunder is a quality book.

> CHARACTER OF 1996
>
>13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
>07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)

>06 Wally West (Flash)

Yecch. I don't begrudge Wally his bronze, but it's a shame that the
distant third is the first one I can stomach. It's particularly sad to
see Hitman, who seems to be nothing but a collection of "modern macho"
cliches, up at the top.

>04 Superman (including Kingdom Come)

You know, I *did* like the Kingdom Come Superman.

>03 votes King Mob (from Invisibles), Gates (from LSH)

Gates is fantastic, but woefully underused. This is a vote I usually
tossed to Ultra Boy, primarily on the strength of his characterization in
the *last* continuity. This was the first year I felt they'd done too
little with him (except have him pine for Tinya, YAWN) to merit the vote.
I hope the hero of early v4 returns.

I voted for King Mob (big surprise), whom I liked even better after
Entropy in the UK than before.

> CHARACTER TEAM OF 1996
>
>42 LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES

>10 Justice League of America

This usually goes to the LSH for me, and there was enough good LSH work
this year -- the Fatal Five story, the 30th-century Legionnaies -- that
I had no problem voting for it. (I think.) Next year, they may have some
*very* stiff competition for my vote of JLA continues to be as strong
as it is now.

If I were voting for cast -- Starman, Spectre, or Astro City.

> COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996
>
>24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES

>16 Tick Animated Series
>07 "Bizarro Jerry" Seinfeld episode

I would have had to vote for the Tick, which had some brilliant stuff in
1996, but the prospect of America's #1 show doing a whole episode on
Bizarro was too good to go unhonored. And damn, it was hilarious.

> LETTER COLUMN OF 1996
>
>20 GREETINGS FROM ASTRO CITY

>11 Invisible Ink

You know, I like Astro City a lot, but I haven't gotten much out of the
lettercol in a while. Too much is devoted to "when will we learn this" or
"is your hero based on that"; a good lettercol should be thought-provoking
and entertaining, not a source of tidbits. (Then again, maybe the
unqualified and much-deserved praise was just too monotonous.) Invisible
Ink is always thought-provoking and entertaining, thanks to Morrison's
comments.

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>

>03 votes Bizarro (Aaron Mojo)
>01 votes Mazerki

This am pathetic! Even adding them up to four, it's still about forty-
three votes too few for the most entertaining guy (and houseguests) on
rac*, bar none. The other people who make this group worth reading are
too numerous to mention, but Bizarro simply *must* be praised (or else
he'll sic Snapper on us). Then again, I suppose by *not* voting for
him, we actually elected him favorite, so congratulations! And hello.

One final rac-related note... thanks, Francis, for doing such an
outstanding job with the Squiddies.

Marc


Jim Smith

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In article <5e103n$a...@rac1.wam.umd.edu>,
ma...@wam.umd.edu (Marc Singer) wrote:

> > RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
> >
> >03 votes Bizarro (Aaron Mojo)
> >01 votes Mazerki
>
> This am pathetic! Even adding them up to four, it's still about forty-
> three votes too few for the most entertaining guy (and houseguests) on
> rac*, bar none.

Yeah, except every time you point out the flaws in Bizarro logic (and
_wouldn't_ it be flawed?), he goes...uh...bizerrk.

That and his strange notion that the Modern Age Bizarros had green hair,
and that this would somehow damage the high, upstanding nature of
Bizarro's image.

The other people who make this group worth reading are
> too numerous to mention, but Bizarro simply *must* be praised (or else
> he'll sic Snapper on us).

Pfft. Snapper was entirely conceived by Chirstine Schooley as a little
gentle (as gentle as Christine can be) prodding of the guy. Granted, he
had a little problem with Mr. Carr prior to that, but there's a _very_
good reason he mentions him in every post these days.

And in case she's looking at this via a search engine, months later (like
I might have three months ago): Howdy Christine! Come back soon!

Then again, I suppose by *not* voting for
> him, we actually elected him favorite, so congratulations!

Heck, if he's _really_ Bizarro, he should have exposed himself to blue
kryptonite by now...Alan Moore had the right idea about an perfect
imperfect duplicate.

Jim "Speaking with perfect grammar today" Smith

Knight of the Elmo

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fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) writes:
> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>
> 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT

> 23 Mike Chary
> 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)

Golly, thanks, everybody!

Wait a minute...how can four of you like Chary better than you like me?!?!?

:-)
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liberty depends upon the chaos and cacophony of the unfettered speech the
First Amendment protects."--Judges Dolores K. Sloviter, Ronald L. Buckwalter
and Stewart Dalzell.

elmo mor...@physics.rice.edu
http://www.bonner.rice.edu/morrow

J. Carl Henderson

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In article <5e07dv$d...@panix.com>,
fire...@panix.com (Elayne Wechsler-Chaput) wrote:

>: CHARACTER OF 1996


>
>: 13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
>: 07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)
>

>Proving people are still intrigued by ambiguous anti-heroes. Does this
>shoot my "reconstructionist" theory all to hell? :)

But Garth Ennis is a good writer, and creates and writes interesting
characters people care about.

I think "reconstructionism" isn't that popular in and of itself. It is just
that most of the writers to pioneer "reconstructionism" have been _really_
good. People like Alan Moore and Kurt Busik. People have come to associate
"reconstructionism" with great writing.

Eventually, "reconstructionism" will become a fad like "grim and gritty" did.
Then lots of mediocre writers will jump on board, and we will have tons of
mediocre, souless, neo-silver age stories and characters. And people will
start to blame "reconstructionsim" for ruining comics...

But they will be wrong. Shit is shit, no matter what color you paint it.


------------------------------------------------------------------------
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carl.he...@airmail.net you understand..."
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Michael Blakeman Cleveland

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fire...@panix.com (Elayne Wechsler-Chaput) writes:
>Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

>Oh, and I want a breakdown by gender on the votes for these two. :) :) :)
>
>: 06 Wally West (Flash)
>
>And also for this one; betcha it's heavily female. ;)

I can guarantee that at least one vote wasn't.

Michael C

Mike Chary

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In article <5e0tk7$h6n$8...@nntp-1.io.com>, Randy Lander <rwla...@io.com> wrote:
>
>>23 Mike Chary
>>19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
>
>Two men with whom I don't want to argue because even if I'm right
>they'll probably convince me otherwise. :)

Actually, I don't think that's the case. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! I slay
me, I really do! :)
--
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"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an
inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever
affects one directly, affects all indirectly." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mike Chary

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Knight of the Elmo <mor...@riph5.rice.edu> wrote:
>fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) writes:
>> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>>
>> 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
>> 23 Mike Chary
>> 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
>
>Golly, thanks, everybody!
>
>Wait a minute...how can four of you like Chary better than you like me?!?!?

They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)

Also, I have a better singing voice than you do, and I am a better dancer.

Plus, my fashion sense is better than yours. (The man wears white after
Labor Day for pity's sake, and he has an ankh earring.)

And I am better at matchmaking :)

I do note that my votes in this category have steadily increased over the
past years as I have gotten more and more ornery.

I suspect I might be riding the same wave as Lobo, Wolverine, and Hitman :)

Robert Faires

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In article <5dtg9u$1...@umbc8.umbc.edu>, scrupulous Squiddy Overlord
Francis A Uy wrote:

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
>
> 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
> 23 Mike Chary
> 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)

> 17 Kurt Busiek
> 15 Christopher Priest

> 12 Dave van Domelen


> 08 Randy Lander
> 08 Donald MacPherson

> 07 Tom Galloway
> 07 Paul O'Brien
> 05 Rich Johnston
> 05 Marty Kuhn
>
> 04 votes Sidne Gail Ward, Matthew High (AP), Mark Evanier,
> Johanna Draper, Jim Smith, Francis Uy


>
> 03 votes Tony Isabella, T Troy McNemar, Peter David, Kevin J
> Maroney, Katharine Weizel, Jim Cowling, Bizarro (Aaron Mojo), Abhay

> Khosla


>
> 02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,

> Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
> Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy
> Billones, Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,
> Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni, Bebe Williams


>
> 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
> Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve
> Rowe, Sigma7, Sarah Harrison, Rogers Cadenhead, Rich Adams, Patrick

> O'Duffy, Patman, Pat D O'Neill, Nathan Sanders, Mike Knauer, Michael
> Grabois, Melsteve, Mazerki, Marie Javins, Maricat, Mari Hersh-Tudor,
> Leah Adezio, Kitchen T, Kid York, Joseph Nebus, John Callahan, Joellyn
> Auklandus, Jinci, Jhohen Vasquez, Jess Nevins, Jeff McCoskey, Jeff
> Mason, Jeff Manson, Glenn Carnagey, Gary St. Lawrence, Fairlight,
> Enigmatic C., Dug (Paul Duggan), Doug Rockstead, Denise Voskuil, David
> Stepp, David Henry, Dave Eppley, damon crumpler, ComicBkNet, Cian
> O'Conner, Charlie Ball, Charles LePage, Carl Fink, Brucha Meyers, Brooke


> McEldowney, Bob Kennedy, Bob Ingersoll, Bob Heer, Anthony Isabella,

> Angel of Death, Andrew Melbourne, Andrew Arnold, Alik Widge, Aardy
> DeVarque

Faires... Faires... Fai -- D'OH!!

Votes first, THEN send out the checks.

Considering a hyphenated surname for the coming year,

Robert Faires
Austin, Texas

My Elmo Valentine

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rwla...@io.com (Randy Lander) writes:
>>23 Mike Chary
>>19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
>
> Two men with whom I don't want to argue because even if I'm right
> they'll probably convince me otherwise. :)

Plus we'll rhetorically tag-team ya till your rhetorical bones rhetorically
splinter :-)
--
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Come see the violence inherent in the
system!"--Monty Python

elmo mor...@physics.rice.edu
http://www.bonner.rice.edu/morrow

Hosun S. Lee

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Mike Chary (fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu) wrote:

: Knight of the Elmo <mor...@riph5.rice.edu> wrote:
: >fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) writes:
: >> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996
: >>
: >> 46 ELAYNE WECHSLER-CHAPUT
: >> 23 Mike Chary
: >> 19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
: >
: >Golly, thanks, everybody!

: >
: >Wait a minute...how can four of you like Chary better than you like me?!?!?

: They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)

Hey, nobody told me about the cooking competition for the Squiddies.
Dammit, I make a mean Shepard's Pie. Next year, y'all will rue my wrath!
Or something suitably vindictive-sounding.

: I suspect I might be riding the same wave as Lobo, Wolverine, and Hitman :)

Great, so when's Chary goign to get his adamantium skeleton removed? B-)

--
\\ \\ Hosun Lee
\\_\\ E-Mail: ho...@syr.edu
( X-X) WWW: http://web.syr.edu/~holee/
{_^_} [My Vorpal Bunny(TM) Can Quip Better Than Yours!]

Hosun S. Lee

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Elayne Wechsler-Chaput (fire...@panix.com) wrote:
: Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:
: : Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:

: : : 02 votes Tom Brevoort, Todd Verbeek, Ted Rall, Steven Grant,


: : : Scott Hollifield, Richard Pini, Martha Thomases, Marilee Stephens, Lee
: : : Salem, Layla Voll, Katie Schwartz (the Short), Joanna Sandsmark, Jeremy
: : : Billones, Hosun Lee, David Goldfarb, D Scott Doty, Christian Viola,

: : ^^^^^^^^^
: : : Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni, Bebe Williams

: : : 01 votes Yngvar Folling, Windy T Wise, Wiley Miller, Whitney,
: : : Vorpal Bunny, Ulti-Matt, Tannhauser, Stu Rees, Steven Chaput, Steve

: : ^^^^^^^^^^^^

: : I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same


: : thing happen to him. B-)

: Please take this to rec.arts.self-flagellation. :)

You're just upset 'cuz you're not better than you are. ;-) I'm official,
lady!

: I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"
: and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that. Francis, is it out of
: your purview to combine these votes?

Well, the Vorpal Bunny = Hosun Lee is an honest mistake. I mean, I think
there are still folks who don't know or didn't that Hosun is my real name.
I think Dave Van Dommelen pointed out once that he didn't know either
until he got a taunting message from me...(hmm, maybe I should send an
obnoxious message to everyone, then...)

Unless someone spells out out to Francis, or sends an e-mail begging him
to do so, I don't think he really has a responsibility (nor would I expect
him to) to keep track of pseudonyms or names that differ from posting
addresses.

Francis A Uy

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Michael R. Grabois <or...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>> COMICS ADAPTATION OF 1996
>>24 SUPERMAN ANIMATED SERIES

>>03 votes Last Son of Krypton (Superman pilot)

>How are these different?

Three people wanted to vote specifically for that episode,
rather than the series as a whole. Fine by me. If you
want to think of it as 27 total votes for Supes, that's
also not a problem.

-F
.

Scowling Jim Cowling

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In article <5e2d5o$i...@dismay.ucs.indiana.edu>, ma...@po.cwru.edu wrote:
>
>I do note that my votes in this category have steadily increased over the
>past years as I have gotten more and more ornery.

I do note that my votes in this category have steadily decreased over the past
years as I have gotten less and less ornery.


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Elayne Wechsler-Chaput

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Scowling Jim Cowling (scow...@islandnet.com) wrote:

: In article <5e2d5o$i...@dismay.ucs.indiana.edu>, ma...@po.cwru.edu wrote:
: >
: >I do note that my votes in this category have steadily increased over the
: >past years as I have gotten more and more ornery.

: I do note that my votes in this category have steadily decreased over the past
: years as I have gotten less and less ornery.

You've gotten LESS ornery?

The mind wobbles. :)

- Elayne
--
I am currently seeking a job as a secretary in Manhattan or Brooklyn. I
type 95wpm, have excellent phone skills, can transcribe from dictaphones
and over the phone, and can work in a number of computer programs. My
resume can be found at http://ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu/~fchary/elayne.html

Don Brinker's Older Evil Twin

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fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:

>>How are these different?

Speaking as one of the Three (no, not *that* three :-)) The only ep. I
ever saw was the premiere. Our local WB station keeps changing the
start times, and the only time I've ever been able to see it, they
were rerunning the premiere, so...

- Don


Yngvar Folling

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In article <5e0n6o$2...@umbc8.umbc.edu>, fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:
> Elayne Wechsler-Chaput <fire...@panix.com> wrote:

> >I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"
> >and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that.
>

> There's at least one of them sitting in my apartment right now.
> I've just edited my local copy, and will upload the corrections
> to my Squiddy page -- http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~fuy1/squiddies

From which I assume that they won't be reposted.

Anyway, here are three mistakes I noticed.

The EQUEST-L mailing list was listed with an address that's two years
out of date. The correct one is eque...@elfquest.com. The list server
is on "listserv" at the same address.

For "best character," Molly (Books of Magic) *is* Molly O'Reilly.

And I also noticed Bizarro and Mazerki getting separate votes, though
others have commented on that.

Yngvar

Hosun S. Lee

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Francis A Uy (fu...@umbc.edu) wrote:
: Elayne Wechsler-Chaput <fire...@panix.com> wrote:
: >Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:
: >: I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same
: >: thing happen to him. B-)

: >I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"


: >and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that.

: There's at least one of them sitting in my apartment right now.

Why is TOm Brevoort in your apartment? B-)

damonspotting

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Francis A Uy wrote:

> RACer (Online Contributor) of 1996

> 23 Mike Chary

be disturbed.


> 01 votes
>Pat D O'Neill

be alarmed.

>Tannhauser,

be frightened.

> Cian O'Conner,

be very, very frightened.


> damon crumpler

now is a good time to start screaming....

--
"I think there's one political party in the country [now]-
the Republocrats." Micheal Moore.

To seek, to strive, and not to Elmo

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fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) writes:
> Knight of the Elmo <mor...@riph5.rice.edu> wrote:
>>Wait a minute...how can four of you like Chary better than you like me?!?!?
>
> They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)

People in three states have praised my brownies (and I've only ever
cooked them in two).

> Also, I have a better singing voice than you do, and I am a better dancer.

I'm dancing as fast as I can!

> I do note that my votes in this category have steadily increased over the
> past years as I have gotten more and more ornery.

So have mine. Yet Elayne, twice voted Miss Congeniality, stomped us both.
So, if Elayne gets ornery, she'll get even more votes?
--
"May all your good dreams and fine wishes come true."--Mike Jittlov

elmo mor...@physics.rice.edu
http://www.bonner.rice.edu/morrow

Mickey McCarter

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Francis A Uy wrote:
> JOURNALIST OF 1996
>
> 21 PETER DAVID
> 12 Mark Evanier
> 06 Warren Ellis
> 05 Tony Isabella
> 04 Fabian Nicieza
> 03 Scott McCloud
> 03 Gary Groth
> 02 Will Jacobs & Gerard Jones
> 02 Tom Spurgeon

I, for one, strongly recommend that the name of this category be changed to COMMENTATOR
vice JOURNALIST next year. For, while some of the above men are certainly entertaining
and sometimes informative, they are by no means journalists.

Mick
--
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Investigative Reporter -----voice mail: 1-(800)-5-SPRINT x3706897

David Markowitz

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Denise L. Voskuil (dvos...@mcs.NO_ADS.com) wrote:
: Just about everything? I think they had maybe 20% of the items on my

: Previews order for April. No thanks.

Really? I hadn't noticed. I don't preorder books, I generally just read
Previews to confirm my worst suspicions about storylines.

Previews hurts my eyes,
Dave

Randy Lander

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Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:

>In article <01bc19c2$dff8b6e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,


> "Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
> Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same
>> number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
>> person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)

>Keep that in mind come April 2. A subject line like SPIDER-BOY TEAM-UP
>#1: Snap Critiques is on my wish list this year...

I'm up for it if Don is. :)

>Hmmm...Dandy MacLanderson, anyone?

Brrrrr...you're scaring me, Jim. There will be no amalgamation of Don
and I. We will *not* be assimilated. :)

>I'm thinking this accounts for Johanna and myself still being tied this
>year, while dropping in votes; we both started taking abrupt leaves for
>weeks at a time, and that hurts your chances with the "I can't think of
>anybody--let me look around a bit" voters.

Yep, if you were around now as much as you were in the past, there's
no way I wouldn't have given you a vote.

Randy Lander

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mor...@riph5.rice.edu (My Elmo Valentine) wrote:

>rwla...@io.com (Randy Lander) writes:
>>>23 Mike Chary
>>>19 Elmo (Greg Morrow)
>>

>> Two men with whom I don't want to argue because even if I'm right
>> they'll probably convince me otherwise. :)

>Plus we'll rhetorically tag-team ya till your rhetorical bones rhetorically
>splinter :-)

Hmm...and here I thought rhetorical bones didn't rhetorically
splinter. Don't they rhetorically shatter?

On second thought, never mind. That was just a rhetorical question. :)

Randy Lander

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fu...@umbc.edu (Francis A Uy) wrote:

>Elayne Wechsler-Chaput <fire...@panix.com> wrote:
>>Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:
>>: I think it's kinda cool that I beat me. I think Tom Brevoort had the same
>>: thing happen to him. B-)

>>I guess there are people who don't know that "Hosun Lee = Vorpal Bunny"
>>and "Kitchen T = Tom Brevoort" and stuff like that.

>There's at least one of them sitting in my apartment right now.

> I've just edited my local copy, and will upload the corrections
> to my Squiddy page -- http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~fuy1/squiddies

Minor nickname mishaps aside, though, Francis, you did a great job
with the Squiddies this year. Thanks.

Denise L. Voskuil

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On 18 Feb 1997 01:11:57 GMT, dmar...@dept.english.upenn.edu (David

I'm hardly a Previews fan - heck, I can't read it on the train to/from
work if I don't want to look like I've got a porn magazine - but I
need to be sure that all the indie stuff I want (assuming Previews is
carrying it) gets ordered by my shop. Sadly, plowing through that
crappy thing is about the only way I can be sure of it.

- Denise

--
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Donald MacPherson

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Randy Lander <rwla...@io.com> wrote in article
<5ebigk$ghm$6...@nntp-3.io.com>...

> Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <01bc19c2$dff8b6e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,
> > "Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
> > Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same
> >> number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
> >> person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)
>
> >Keep that in mind come April 2. A subject line like SPIDER-BOY TEAM-UP
> >#1: Snap Critiques is on my wish list this year...
>
> I'm up for it if Don is. :)

Hey, we've already got the title. Randy and I wrote a Squiddies post
entitiled "Snap Critiques on Infinite Judgments." ;)

> >Hmmm...Dandy MacLanderson, anyone?

> Brrrrr...you're scaring me, Jim. There will be no amalgamation of Don
> and I. We will *not* be assimilated. :)

Damn straight. I will *not* be assimilated. I can, however, be bought. :)

Don MacPherson


Todd VerBeek, gwm

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>> Knight of the Elmo <mor...@riph5.rice.edu> wrote:
>>>Wait a minute...how can four of you like Chary better than you like me?!?!?

>fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) writes:
>> They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)

My pal To seek, to strive, and not to Elmo said:
>People in three states have praised my brownies (and I've only ever
>cooked them in two).

Let's see... the state of intoxication, the state of bliss, and the state of
denial? And what's =in= those brownies?

Cheers, Todd
------
For up-to-date info about my love Andy's recovery from
his brain aneurysm, see http://verbeekt.cit.hope.edu/Andy/

Kevin J. Maroney

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fire...@panix.com (Elayne Wechsler-Chaput) wrote:

>: CHARACTER OF 1996
>: 13 TOMMY MONAGHAN (HITMAN)
>: 07 Jesse Custer (Preacher)
>
>Proving people are still intrigued by ambiguous anti-heroes. Does this
>shoot my "reconstructionist" theory all to hell? :)

Possibly. I personally voted for Tao because no single character in
_Flex Mentallo_ really stood out from the others--Flex, the Hoax, the
detective, Wally Sage, the "Fact", and Lord Limbo really shared the
story completely among them, whereas Tao really stole the stage
whenever he appeared in WildCATs and set that title apart from all of
the other superhero titles I read in 1996.

Strangely, I didn't feel like voting for a character in a
non-superhero comic this year.

--
Kevin J. Maroney | Crossover Technologies | ke...@crossover.com
Games are my entire waking life.


Jim Smith

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In article <5ebiha$ghm$7...@nntp-3.io.com>,

rwla...@io.com (Randy Lander) wrote:
>
> mor...@riph5.rice.edu (My Elmo Valentine) wrote:
> >Plus we'll rhetorically tag-team ya till your rhetorical bones rhetorically
> >splinter :-)
>
> Hmm...and here I thought rhetorical bones didn't rhetorically
> splinter. Don't they rhetorically shatter?

Rhetorical long bones, like the rhetorical femur and rhetorical tibia,
tend to rhetorically splinter. Rhetorical irregular bones are the ones
that rhetorically shatter. Rhetorically speaking.

Jim "Took rhetoric and anatomy, so just watch out!" Smith

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Jim Smith

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In article <5ebigk$ghm$6...@nntp-3.io.com>,

rwla...@io.com (Randy Lander) wrote:
>
> Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <01bc19c2$dff8b6e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,
> > "Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
> > Of course, the fact that Randy Lander and I got the same
> >> number of votes will perpetuate the myth that he and I are: the same
> >> person/bonded at a spiritual level. :)
>
> >Keep that in mind come April 2. A subject line like SPIDER-BOY TEAM-UP
> >#1: Snap Critiques is on my wish list this year...
>
> I'm up for it if Don is. :)
>
> >Hmmm...Dandy MacLanderson, anyone?
>
> Brrrrr...you're scaring me, Jim. There will be no amalgamation of Don
> and I. We will *not* be assimilated. :)

Oh, it's loads of fun, trust me. Except that, last year, Elayne's
husband told me never to amalgamate with his wife again, and my dad had a
"the talk" with me about amalgamating after he found a copy of
SUPER-SOLDIER under my bed.

I'm kidding, of course.

> >I'm thinking this accounts for Johanna and myself still being tied this
> >year, while dropping in votes; we both started taking abrupt leaves for
> >weeks at a time, and that hurts your chances with the "I can't think of
> >anybody--let me look around a bit" voters.
>
> Yep, if you were around now as much as you were in the past, there's
> no way I wouldn't have given you a vote.

Hey, it's not as if it's _my_ fault that Wabash Valley College doesn't
have a net presence, or that every newsserver I ever tried won't work
right.

Then again, the fact that I'm not as witty and charming anymore is
entirely my fault. Along with those depressants the doctors keep giving
me...

Jim Smith

Jim Smith

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In article <01bc1d9a$ca4945e0$161b...@gov.nb.ca>,

"Donald MacPherson" <don...@gov.nb.ca> wrote:
>
> Randy Lander <rwla...@io.com> wrote in article
> <5ebigk$ghm$6...@nntp-3.io.com>...
> > Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:
> > >Keep that in mind come April 2. A subject line like SPIDER-BOY TEAM-UP
> > >#1: Snap Critiques is on my wish list this year...
> >
> > I'm up for it if Don is. :)
>
> Hey, we've already got the title. Randy and I wrote a Squiddies post
> entitiled "Snap Critiques on Infinite Judgments." ;)

Ooooh...tres chic.

> > >Hmmm...Dandy MacLanderson, anyone?
>
> > Brrrrr...you're scaring me, Jim. There will be no amalgamation of Don
> > and I. We will *not* be assimilated. :)
>

> Damn straight. I will *not* be assimilated. I can, however, be bought. :)

I'll take that as a yes, then.

Now all I need to do is get some of these other yahoos
smooshed...Lessee... How does "What Ed was Spooon-Fed" sound?

Slightly Miffed Jim Smith --Writer, Monotheist, Geek

A poem lovely as an Elmo

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ver...@hope.edu (Todd VerBeek, gwm) writes:
>>fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) writes:
>>> They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)
>
> My pal To seek, to strive, and not to Elmo said:
>>People in three states have praised my brownies (and I've only ever
>>cooked them in two).
>
> Let's see... the state of intoxication, the state of bliss, and the state of
> denial? And what's =in= those brownies?

Illinois, Texas, and Kentucky, actually. Sugar, flour, eggs, vanilla,
cocoa, a pinch of baking soda.
--
"In these troubled times a new title needs all the help it can get. And the
answer is talking gorillas and lots of 'em. Especially on the cover. Whenever
possible, use a gorilla."--Lance Smith

elmo mor...@physics.rice.edu
http://www.bonner.rice.edu/morrow

Hosun S. Lee

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A poem lovely as an Elmo (mor...@riph5.rice.edu) wrote:

: ver...@hope.edu (Todd VerBeek, gwm) writes:
: >>fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) writes:
: >>> They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)
: >
: > My pal To seek, to strive, and not to Elmo said:
: >>People in three states have praised my brownies (and I've only ever
: >>cooked them in two).
: >
: > Let's see... the state of intoxication, the state of bliss, and the state of
: > denial? And what's =in= those brownies?

: Illinois, Texas, and Kentucky, actually. Sugar, flour, eggs, vanilla,
: cocoa, a pinch of baking soda.

Of course, What Elmo neglects to say is that this may very well be the
same person travelling through three states in one week. Very possibly the
chef himself. ;-)

Don Brinker's Older Evil Twin

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Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:

>Hey, it's not as if it's _my_ fault that Wabash Valley College doesn't
>have a net presence, or that every newsserver I ever tried won't work
>right.

Actually, Jim, it *is* your fault. I have it on good authority that
WVC was going to get their own newsfeed until they heard you were
showing up.

And hey, haven't you ever heard about the "Anti-Jim Smith Filters"?

- Don
Who thinks that last part might have been a secret. Oops...

Jacob W Michaels

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Feb 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/19/97
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Hosun S. Lee (ho...@newstand.syr.edu) wrote:

>I think Dave Van Dommelen pointed out once that he didn't know either
>until he got a taunting message from me...(hmm, maybe I should send an
>obnoxious message to everyone, then...)

I thought you already did. :p

Jacob

Todd VerBeek, gwm

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Feb 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/19/97
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My pal A poem lovely as an Elmo said:

>ver...@hope.edu (Todd VerBeek, gwm) writes:
>>>fch...@ezinfo.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Chary) writes:
>>>> They've had my cooking. More importantly, they've had *your* cooking :)
>>
>> My pal To seek, to strive, and not to Elmo said:
>>>People in three states have praised my brownies (and I've only ever
>>>cooked them in two).
>>
>> Let's see... the state of intoxication, the state of bliss, and the state of
>> denial? And what's =in= those brownies?
>
>Illinois, Texas, and Kentucky, actually. Sugar, flour, eggs, vanilla,
>cocoa, a pinch of baking soda.

Ever the straight man.

David J. Snyder

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Feb 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/19/97
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In article <330a07fe...@news.crossover.com>,

Kevin J. Maroney <kmar...@crossover.com> wrote:
>story completely among them, whereas Tao really stole the stage
>whenever he appeared in WildCATs and set that title apart from all of
>the other superhero titles I read in 1996.
>
In my opinion, Maxine stole the scene whenever she appeared,
usurping Tao. I would have voted for her if I'd thought of
it at the time.

-Dave

--
Okay. Now, we got Green Lantern backin' us up -- an' that sounds so
freakin' hysterical I'm just gonna say it again, "We got Green Lantern
backin' us up"...
-Tommy Monaghan, Hitman

Jim Smith

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Feb 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/19/97
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In article <5edom5$c...@costarica.earthlink.net>,
dbri...@earthlink.net (Don Brinker's Older Evil Twin) wrote:

You know, I hate to bring this up, but it's been bugging me.

Don, we all know you don't have an older evil twin. _I'm_ an older evil
twin (three minutes, baby!) and yours is never at the conventions.

I have it on good authority that
> WVC was going to get their own newsfeed until they heard you were
> showing up.

Why, those lying sons of...I'll moidelize 'em! And I thought they just
didn't _know_ what a newsserver was. Stinkin' four-modem school...

> And hey, haven't you ever heard about the "Anti-Jim Smith Filters"?

Of course. It's a well-organized plot to keep me from getting any
responses to about 95% of my posts, while I stare at the screen saying,
"C'monnnnn! Respond! Was anything I said of value? You gotta TELL
meeeeee!"

Jim "Desparate for attention" Smith

Randy Lander

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Feb 21, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/21/97
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Jim Smith <5sm...@wworld.com> wrote:

>> Yep, if you were around now as much as you were in the past, there's
>> no way I wouldn't have given you a vote.

>Hey, it's not as if it's _my_ fault that Wabash Valley College doesn't


>have a net presence, or that every newsserver I ever tried won't work
>right.

>Then again, the fact that I'm not as witty and charming anymore is


>entirely my fault. Along with those depressants the doctors keep giving
>me...

Jim, how many times do I have to tell you this? That guy is *not* a
doctor.

Aardy R. DeVarque

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Feb 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM2/24/97
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Mickey McCarter <ato...@earthling.net> wrote:

>Francis A Uy wrote:
>> JOURNALIST OF 1996
>>
>> 21 PETER DAVID

[rest of list deleted]

>I, for one, strongly recommend that the name of this category be changed to COMMENTATOR
>vice JOURNALIST next year. For, while some of the above men are certainly entertaining
>and sometimes informative, they are by no means journalists.

>Mickey McCarter, -----e-mail: <ato...@earthling.net>
> Investigative Reporter -----voice mail: 1-(800)-5-SPRINT x3706897

They write personal journal entries (a.k.a "weekly/monthly/etc. columns on
the industry or whatever else comes to mind"). They are definitely not
REPORTERS (as you are, apparently), but "journalist" certainly applies; it
has less of a connotation of reporting facts and more one of "expressing
fact-draped opinions" or "telling it like it is", especially when compared
to other "journalists" who turn up on TV news broadcasts, newspapers, "news"
magazines, etc., etc. :)

Aardy R. DeVarque
Feudalism: Serf & Turf
who is only posting this because he had the distinction forcibly explained
to him by someone with a degree in the field. :)


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