LNH: Those Darn Vectors! #7 -- A Flame War Final Tie-in!

[Arthur Spitzer]

A green haired woman (by the name of Vector Lime) took a sip from a
straw within her lime soda and looked at the headline on Today's Mid.Net
Star. She made a sour face and slammed the paper down on the table.
"Not Again!" The headline read: 'Is This Really The Final Flame War?!!'

A silver haired woman (by the name of Vector Dime) took a look at the
headline. "Considering we didn't actually exist for the first six Flame
Wars can we really be jaded about this one?"

"I'm not talking about that!" said Vector Dime with a bitter expression
on her face. "They put lemon juice in my lime soda again! After I
specifically told them not too!! Lemons, Uggh!!!"

"I did that," said a stranger with ski mask on his face whom had walked
over to their table outside the coffee cafe place.

"You put lemon in my lime soda!!" said Vector Lime with a pissed off
expression on her face.

"No. Not that. This," he said pointing his finger at the headline.

"You wrote the headline?" said a woman with blue hair (Vector Slime).

"No! I am the headline! I'm the man responsible for this! Flame War
Final! Don't you chicks know who I am?!" The man in the ski mask
pointed to the white shirt he was wearing that had the words,
'Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man!!!!' on it. He was
also wearing some black MC Hammer style Parachute Pants. "I'm
'Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man!!! Yeah!!!"

A black haired woman with mime paint over her face (Vector Mime) made a
puzzled expression with her hands and face.

"Ah, well that's not surprising," said
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man with a nod. "The true
great ones are never really known, are they? It's usually the glory
hogs like Acton Lord, Dr. Killfile, Mynabird that get all the press. A
great villain such as myself has too many incredible wins and victories
to get any press from the anti-bad guy biased media. But trust me,
somewhere right now the Ultimate Ninja is sweating nervously knowing
that his day is coming. The day in which he and I face off finally.
And he knows he can't handle me. Nope. He can't handle my wicked boss
kung-fu and karate moves. No way!"
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man made some karate-ish
gestures with his hands. "He's going down -- Big Time! They're all
going down! Yeah!"

"Why are telling us all this?" said Vector Dime with disbelief in her eyes.

"Well, here's the thing," said Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever
Master Man. "Not only am I the master mind behind this current Flame
War, but I was the master mind for one through six! Yeah! Of course no
one knows that, but me. I had my flunkies fighting for me in the first
six! The LNH thought it won the first six Flame Wars -- cuz that's what
I wanted them to think! I was toying with them. But toying time is
over! It's no holds barred time!! Playing for keeps time!! This time
the LNH goes down! Down, Down, Down!!! Yeah!!

"So, basically it's pretty obvious that when this crossover is finally
finished -- I'll be Emperor of the World or something like that!! Done
Deal! But I'm kind of unattached at the moment -- so I decided that
before I finished the LNH once and for all I'd take a little time to
scout some booty. Make some lucky gal out there my Empress of the
world. And that's where you ladies come in. I'm holding tryouts and
inviting prospective mates like you to see if they have what it takes.
Here's my card," he said handing a card to each woman. "This is my
phone number and my address to my sweet pad that I share with my pal and
main man, Charlie Sheen! You'll need to have some vital skills like
looking good in a bikini, looking good in sexy lingerie, and most
importantly being photogenic for these artsy photos and movies I like to
make!"

Vector Mime's eyes lighted up at the prospect of making artsy movies.

"So please, and I really mean please, get in touch with me and I'll set
up an appointment for each of you. Ask for
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man -- The Man Responsible
for Flame Wars Final!!"

"You -- You're Responsible for all of this?" said a woman's voice.

"Yeah, Babe," said Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man
turning his head with a swagger. It was some chick in superhero outfit.
"You want to ride the Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master
Man Train too?"

"Never!" said the costumed woman punching
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man in the jaw. "Your
Evil Ends Here! So Says, Believes-Everything-She-Hears Lass!"

The four women at the table watched as Believes-Everything-She-Hears
Lass continued to pummel the hell out of
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man.
Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man screamed, "Please!
Not the Face! Not the Face!!!"

"Hmm," said Vector Dime, "Should we do something about this?"

"I am," said Vector Slime taking some pictures with her
takingpictures.thingee. "I'm posting these to my twitblr page!"

"And I'm going to get another lime soda," said Vector Lime with a
determined expression on her face. "This time -- With No Lemon!!"


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Elsewhere --

A shadowy mysterious female squeezed a lemon into a lime soda. And she
cackled wickedly as she squeezed.

A waitress next to her shook her head. "Why do you do that?"


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'Who put a Flame War Final Crossover Tie-in
In My Lime Soda?!!!'

By Arthur Spitzer


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Credits:

Flame War Final -- Andrew Perron
Mid.Net Star -- The Stirge
Ultimate Ninja -- wReam

The rest of the characters are mine and Free For Use!

Writer's Notes:

I suppose this fits somewhere within Flame War Final.


Arthur "Misses the way 7-Up used to taste..." Spitzer

[Andrew Perron]

On Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:12 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

Oh holy crap XD This is perfect - I'd just yesterday put in an unidentified
Vector as a Servant of Sloth in Third Phase.

> "No! I am the headline! I'm the man responsible for this! Flame War
> Final! Don't you chicks know who I am?!" The man in the ski mask
> pointed to the white shirt he was wearing that had the words,
> 'Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man!!!!' on it. He was
> also wearing some black MC Hammer style Parachute Pants. "I'm
> 'Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man!!! Yeah!!!"

GASP! Oh, man, he's tricky - even *I* didn't know it was him!

> "Not only am I the master mind behind this current Flame
> War, but I was the master mind for one through six! Yeah! Of course no
> one knows that, but me. I had my flunkies fighting for me in the first
> six!

Calling a New Mod one of your flunkies is pretty brave of him. (Or it would
be, if he even realized it.)

> But I'm kind of unattached at the moment -- so I decided that
> before I finished the LNH once and for all I'd take a little time to
> scout some booty. Make some lucky gal out there my Empress of the
> world. And that's where you ladies come in.

Oh god, really? XD

> Vector Mime's eyes lighted up at the prospect of making artsy movies.

Not that kind of artsy, I'm afraid.

> "You -- You're Responsible for all of this?" said a woman's voice.
>
> "Yeah, Babe," said Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man
> turning his head with a swagger. It was some chick in superhero outfit.
> "You want to ride the Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master
> Man Train too?"
>
> "Never!" said the costumed woman punching
> Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man in the jaw. "Your
> Evil Ends Here! So Says, Believes-Everything-She-Hears Lass!"

YESSSSSS

BESHLass for Best New Character 2013!

> Elsewhere --
>
> A shadowy mysterious female squeezed a lemon into a lime soda. And she
> cackled wickedly as she squeezed.
>
> A waitress next to her shook her head. "Why do you do that?"

GASP! Vector... um... Grime?

> 'Who put a Flame War Final Crossover Tie-in
> In My Lime Soda?!!!'
>
> By Arthur Spitzer

Heeheehee thank you thank you thank you. <3

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, eeeeeeeee

[Arthur Spitzer]

Who knows... she might not be a vector. I suppose she could be one of
four arch-enemies for Those Darn Vectors. If the vectors are copies of
a villain, the maybe their arch-enemies are copies of a hero.

>
>> 'Who put a Flame War Final Crossover Tie-in
>> In My Lime Soda?!!!'
>>
>> By Arthur Spitzer
>
> Heeheehee thank you thank you thank you. <3
>
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, eeeeeeeee
>

Arthur "Glad you enjoyed it!" Spitzer

[Andrew Perron]

On Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:27:31 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> On 6/18/13 9:47 PM, Andrew Perron wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:12 +0000 (UTC), Arthur Spitzer wrote:
>
>>> Elsewhere --
>>>
>>> A shadowy mysterious female squeezed a lemon into a lime soda. And she
>>> cackled wickedly as she squeezed.
>>>
>>> A waitress next to her shook her head. "Why do you do that?"
>>
>> GASP! Vector... um... Grime?
>
> Who knows... she might not be a vector. I suppose she could be one of
> four arch-enemies for Those Darn Vectors. If the vectors are copies of
> a villain, the maybe their arch-enemies are copies of a hero.

DOUBLE GASP. That's a good idea.

Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, lime-away!