Jeanne Morningstar
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Cheesecake Eater Lad, Token Girl, Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude are tied
up to the wall of a crypto mining center. An apathetic-looking, poorly
drawn cartoon ape dressed as Ultimate Ninja is aiming a ray machine at
them. In in suspended animation tubes on the other side appear
identical-looking copy-pasted apes in their costumes.
Ape Ninja: With my Nasty Freakish Tracing machine, I will build an army
of plagiarized LNHers on the blockchain! And then I'll take over the
world... *yawn* I guess.
Caption: The LNH faces a deadly menace from Earth-Baboon...
THE LEGION OF BORED APES!
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Jeanne "The Dark Space Princess Knight" Morningstar
Chief Procrastinator, Commission of Ecumenical Translators
It is a foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!
--Count Dracula, throwing a mirror out a window, _Dracula_ by Bram Stoker